Reposted by Pizza Ponyrax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 07/10/2026gregor samsa awoke one morning to discover he had been transformed into a sickass beetle. fuck yeah he said scuttling all over the walls and ceiling like no dumbfuck traveling salesman could ever do. this is the best day of my life he said 373639870
Pizza Pony @provolonepone.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Jeff The Killer is my favorite bad creepypasta. that image has always unironically terrified me ever since i was a kid, and i think if i ever got jumpscared by it, I would piss and shit myself irl 010
Pizza Pony @provolonepone.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I have been granted the FULL BLESSING of the CATHOLIC CHURCH to receive the the 1 (one) extra bloobery muffin they had in the back. It is delightful :) 010
Pizza Pony @provolonepone.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Talking into the fan, enjoying how it makes my voice sound tinny and robotic. Beep boop blarp. 142
Pizza Pony @provolonepone.bsky.social · 28/09/202625 emotions practice. I did not make the template 141
Pizza Pony @provolonepone.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Useless fun fact time: In the Spanish version of Pizza Tower, the level 'Fastfood Saloon' is renamed to 'La McCantina' 122
Pizza Pony @provolonepone.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Its kind of silly and dumb but I solved today's wordle, without really expecting to be able to do so, and im proud of that shit 151
Pizza Pony @provolonepone.bsky.social · 05/09/2026i cant post ESV1-P2 apparently, because it has an aspect ratio that is unsupported. go figure. just between you and me, it looks best on the blog anyway :) subtle nudging :) :) 010
Pizza Pony @provolonepone.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Just realized that i could totally be posting my finished comic stuff here, as well. Idk why i haven't yet. So here's the cover for Vol 1. Again. You can also view the comic on it's "own" personal ""website"": escomic.tumblr.com 042
Reposted by Pizza Ponycatboots 🔜NFC @catboots.co.uk · 27/08/2026at EF I snuck up on and pretended to triple shank my friend in his kidneys with an invisible knife and the two people he was talking to did some kind of hard brain reset and silently turned and walked away. was i too british 101329
Reposted by Pizza PonyFrog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Frog put the cookies in a box. “There,” he said. “Now we will not eat any more cookies.” “But we can open the box,” said Toad. “That is true,” said Frog. 9994191
Pizza Pony @provolonepone.bsky.social · 21/08/2026don't let today's bad news distract you from the fact that A MAN has FALLEN into THE RIVER in LEGO CITY ! START the NEW Rescue Helicopter ! . . . HEY ! BUILD the Helicopter ! And OFF to the RESCUE ! PREPARE the LIFELINE ! LOWER the STRETCHER ! and MAKE the RESCUE ! 031
Reposted by Pizza PonyKotaku @kotaku.com · 21/08/2026Double Fine now officially owns all of its games made under Xbox and their publishing rights. kotaku.com/psychonauts-dev-now-owns…kotaku.comPsychonauts Dev Now Owns All Its Games And Publishing Rights'Everything, we got back, the transfer of the IP came back to us' 4760661879
Pizza Pony @provolonepone.bsky.social · 14/08/2026I will forget about this movie in 30 minutes. The only reason its still in my mind is because im forcing myself to remember it for this tweet. Just go watch Hereditary instead, or Lake Mungo, or a documentary on how to make string cheese, theyre all infinitely better forms of entertainment 000
Pizza Pony @provolonepone.bsky.social · 14/08/2026This movie has ONE good scene in it, and its at the very end when theres five minutes left. I was on the edge of my seat practically never, and the entire time it just kept reminding me of horror movies that are actually good and worth watching. 100
Pizza Pony @provolonepone.bsky.social · 14/08/2026With dumbass characters making frustrating brainless decisions more akin to a horror movie PARODY than an actual competent thriller, to awful pacing and a story that makes no sense, to cliche after cliche after cliche. 100
Pizza Pony @provolonepone.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Had a bit of a bad day, so im going to take it out on a shitty movie I watched tonight. The Stickman's Hollow (2024) just might be the most boring, worthless, least impactful movie I have seen all year. 100
Pizza Pony @provolonepone.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Your comment inspired me to pick up the game again, its so cool. Thanks hehehe 010
Pizza Pony @provolonepone.bsky.social · 10/08/2026ive got a lil cartoon man in my head He helps me with daydream stuff. hes got a telephone 021
Pizza Pony @provolonepone.bsky.social · 07/08/2026There was not one, but TWO bugs in my bed just now when I went to hit the hay for the night after a shower. Am I going to act like an adult and sleep in my room anyway? Will I maybe take responsibility for myself for once and clean my room first? HAH. NO. I'M SLEEPING ON THE COUCH TONIGHT. 110
Reposted by Pizza PonyCharacter Design References @characterdesign.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Art of Atlantis: The Lost Empire → buff.ly/KCojerw #animation #conceptart #modelsheet #characterdesign #visdev 127360
Reposted by Pizza PonyPatricia Taxxon @patriciataxxon.bsky.social · 03/08/2026the night on bald mountain / ave maria sequence in fantasia is my favorite piece of christian anti-masturbation propaganda 11034
Reposted by Pizza PonyMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Apparently, on Christian album covers in the ’60s, the only thing worse than the hair was the obliviousness to the lewd double entendres. 109189751360
Pizza Pony @provolonepone.bsky.social · 04/08/2026I'm one bad day away from becoming a complete recluse and shutting myself inside my bedroom forever like willy wonka shutting himself inside his chocolate factory 020
Pizza Pony @provolonepone.bsky.social · 03/08/2026The dolls are made by a woman named Tsukimi Ayano. Most of the 350+ dolls are designed after former residents, who have either passed away, or moved on. 000
Pizza Pony @provolonepone.bsky.social · 03/08/2026The local elementery school closed down when it's last two students graduated in 2012. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nagoroen.wikipedia.orgNagoro - Wikipedia 100
Pizza Pony @provolonepone.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Not a single child has been born in Nagoro, Japan in over 20 years. What was once a small rural town of 300 is now a ghost town. Today, there are more scarecrows than residents, with roughly 25 people still residing in Nagoro, as of January 2026 100
Pizza Pony @provolonepone.bsky.social · 03/08/2026me after looking for my headphones for almost an hour before giving up and going to bed, only to find them the next morning in some random place i never would have looked 010
Reposted by Pizza PonyAndre the Chemist @andrechemist.bsky.social · 30/07/2026My youngest kid likes to spot different color cars so on the ride to camp this morning I drove through a dealership's lot so we could find more colors. Friends, there were ONLY black, white, grey, and beige vehicles. Bring back fun colors of cars! 9148325