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Dr. Kristy

@prophetkristy.bsky.social
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biology professor | planetarium technician | nerd | she/her 
when i die, please bake my ashes into a brick and use me to hit fascists.

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Dr. Kristy @prophetkristy.bsky.social · 6h
The hero we both need and deserve!
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Dr. Kristy @prophetkristy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I so very much wish I could have been at this concert!! 🎺🎷🪊
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Dr. Kristy @prophetkristy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
"It helps me to mind my own business."
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Dr. Kristy @prophetkristy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
very much no. but a kitty loaf and friends checking in are both helpful 🧡
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Dr. Kristy @prophetkristy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
@plutokiller.com
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Dr. Kristy @prophetkristy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
No, that's a quorum. Cockalorum is when one uses the local rooster to ensure one awakes at a specified time.
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Dr. Kristy @prophetkristy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
There are MULTIPLE GALLERIES?!?!!!!!! 😍😍😍
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Dr. Kristy @prophetkristy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
oh hell yes
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Dr. Kristy @prophetkristy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
omg omg omg (says the prof at a hispanic serving institution) 😍😍😍
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Dr. Kristy @prophetkristy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
how do we make tech bros' jobs obsolete? asking for humanity.
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Dr. Kristy @prophetkristy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
horrifying. what if, and i cannot stress this enough, we had humans teaching other humans?
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Dr. Kristy @prophetkristy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
so you are experimenting on students without IRB ethics board review. got it.
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Dr. Kristy @prophetkristy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I am so very much using this at my next planetarium show
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Dr. Kristy @prophetkristy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
DEFINITELY planning to intro myself as "Harbinger of Astronomy" at my next planetarium show.
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Dr. Kristy @prophetkristy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
@scalzi 's next book???
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Dr. Kristy @prophetkristy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
ITS A TRAP
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Dr. Kristy @prophetkristy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I want to wrap this kitty around my shoulders. 🥰
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Dr. Kristy @prophetkristy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
You did the thing! Hooray! *\o/*
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Dr. Kristy @prophetkristy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This sucks and I'm so sorry. Many of us here in the US wish this weren't happening.
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Dr. Kristy @prophetkristy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
🤬 excellent efficiency initiative there.
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Dr. Kristy @prophetkristy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The perfect #caturday post doesn't exi--
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Dr. Kristy @prophetkristy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
heyyy that's not the Paella Boyz
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Dr. Kristy @prophetkristy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Bruce Lee Bows: Thank You For Your Service
Alt: Bruce Lee Bows: Thank You For Your Service
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Dr. Kristy @prophetkristy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The birth certificate says "Gulf of Mexico"
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Dr. Kristy @prophetkristy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
ooh, an ⭐️extra fancy⭐️ one!
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Dr. Kristy @prophetkristy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
i hate that i understand this (well played, sir)
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Dr. Kristy @prophetkristy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
so handsome!
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I know it’s hard to watch all these beautiful things be carried away by time and see the wrong things growing in their place. But listen. Listen. We have to be the beautiful things now. It has to be us. It has to be us. Courage.
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Trung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 31/01/2026
It always feels like all the wrong people die, but I think it’s because there are far more beloved people than there are bastards.
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Dr. Kristy @prophetkristy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
First Dolly and now Tim Curry?!!! GODDAMMIT. 😰
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Dr. Kristy @prophetkristy.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Every word of this is excellent. Pluto-is-a-planet fans haven't moved beyond fifth grade science in the same way as sex/gender-is-a-binary folks.
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Dr. Kristy @prophetkristy.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
She remembers what a big deal it was when they got a polio vaccine! 🩷
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Dr. Kristy @prophetkristy.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
the gentlest of boops
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Dr. Kristy @prophetkristy.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I've decided that since human psychology means that data will not convince antivaxxers, I will instead encourage them to talk about vaccines with the oldest surviving member of their family. Your grandma will punch you in the face for not being thankful for vaccines.
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Dr. Kristy @prophetkristy.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
that cured what ailed me, too.
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Dr. Kristy @prophetkristy.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
spicy? or just pleased to see you?
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Dr. Kristy @prophetkristy.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
they absolutely do. this is in no way a trap.
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Dr. Kristy @prophetkristy.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
But kitties!
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Dr. Kristy @prophetkristy.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
IT ME.
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Dr. Kristy @prophetkristy.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Variety is good also.
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Dr. Kristy @prophetkristy.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
AND you kept the Important Blue Shirt!! 🚨
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Dr. Kristy @prophetkristy.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
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Dr. Kristy @prophetkristy.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Never over how illegally cute Yarrow is. 😍
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Dr. Kristy @prophetkristy.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
No thanks!!!
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Dr. Kristy @prophetkristy.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
🤯🤯🤯
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Dr. Kristy @prophetkristy.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
It's like you knew that there's a planetarium conference happening right now (Spitz Summer Institute for Digistar educators)!!
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Dr. Kristy @prophetkristy.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
YOU PRESERVED THE TYPO flawless meme execution A++++++
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Dr. Kristy @prophetkristy.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨
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Its Happening: Michael Scott Stay Calm Meme
ALT: Its Happening: Michael Scott Stay Calm Meme
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Dr. Kristy @prophetkristy.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I HAVE FORGOTTEN YOU AND THE FIELDS OF GOLD
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Dr. Kristy @prophetkristy.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
also (c) the quizzes in the previous iteration(s) of the course are amazing, it would be a shame to lose them.
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