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pronto @pronto.bsky.social · 14h
another cousin is getting married i wont be there because im a broke loser with no job but also like, i barely know these people any more like, i find it hard to even care that shes getting married, care even less to who. its just a person to me.
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pronto @pronto.bsky.social · 17h
o.o ... knock on doors? the fuck? is this like 1980 or something? like it's not even safe to do that in most of the US these days. stay away from my doors D:
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Jess Kali 🏳️‍⚧️ @jessicakali.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
🏴622! Don't vote for anti-trans dems! www.erininthemorning.com/p/the-guide-...
erininthemorning.com
The Guide To Anti-Trans Democrats In The 2026 Elections, By State
These are the Democrats that LGBTQ+ people may wish to avoid this election cycle.
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pronto @pronto.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
let's say instead of being nailed to a cross, and Jesus was instead hung. would the logo of the church be a noose?
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pronto @pronto.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i bet we could very very very very very easily gaslight trump into blowing up Mount Rushmore 🤣
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pronto @pronto.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
tbh, if I was a successful screenwriter, I'd try to hire her to review/rewrite any female presenting characters in my scripts. her changes to movies I've seen, have been scenes that made me love the movie.
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pronto @pronto.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
she brings a sense of realism to her characters. and yeah, It's almost time for another watch of The Gorge. www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...
hollywoodreporter.com
Anya Taylor-Joy on Why She Fights for “Female Rage” to Be Depicted on Screen
The actress said she's pushed for several of her characters to show more than just tears in scenes: "We have reactions that are not always dainty or unmessy.”
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pronto @pronto.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
anything with her in it has been amazing. and The Menu. yep. xD goes from "heh this is a little odd...wait what the fuck was that, ohhhh so this is what this is" very quickly xD Last Night in Soho is another one of my favs with her in it.
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pronto @pronto.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
saw a clip reel of some idiots talking about new horror movies and how they were talking about how great the ... jump scares are... ... ... oh how horror has fallen, when people begin to think jump scares _is_ horror D: like no.
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pronto @pronto.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"oh no, so sad, too bad"
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pronto @pronto.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
that's fucking wild eminem would still fuck with magat rock especially these days
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pronto @pronto.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Eminem and kid rock doing a jesus song together was not on anyone's bingo card I'll still be listening to em, tho won't buy his future albums. and as always: fuck your religion.
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Angie Nixon @angieforfl.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you’re not registered to vote already, what are you doing!? Folks have got 4 days (including today) left to get registered. Visit angienixon.com/vote for more information on how to get registered! Change can’t wait for working families in Florida. #AngieForFlorida
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pronto @pronto.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
hopefully the iguanas can be used as melee weapons too
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pronto @pronto.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
theory: if Nintendo owned the Jeep Wrangler brand, they'd sue people for trying to sell plastic ducks
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pronto @pronto.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
at least there is a way to get rid of that shit. unfortunately its a bullshit way of using about:config browser.nova.enabled = false ; removes that new ugly shit
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pronto @pronto.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
.... .... what is this bullshit @firefox.com why you fucking with the theme. i don't want a ugly ass gradient. and no easy way to disable it?! they're all multi color. wtf.
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Santiago Mayer @santiagomayer.com · 29/09/2026
Hey hot take but I actually don’t give a fuck if expelling a rapist from school “ruins his future”
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pronto @pronto.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i don't often believe in the death penalty. i do for the Cornell 7. and prison for ANYONE in that group chat.
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Sean Gallagher @thepacketrat.net · 07/09/2026
We have some here in Baltimore.
Eagle in Canton
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pronto @pronto.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
it's esp funny when on my weed re-up runs, "ooo i remember walking by here when learning the fifa soccer guy was a bad guy" xD
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pronto @pronto.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
i almost only listen to @iwriteok.bsky.social bastards podcast thing while walking around stoned af. which now has the unfortunate side effect of when walking around without audio in the ears of me thinking "wait why am i remembering shit about a nazi at the corner of here and there?" xD
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 18/09/2026
Dear Silicon Valley cultists: no, I’m not getting paid by a shadowy they/them cabal to be mean to you. I’m being mean to you because your sicko culture has helped destroy mainstream international aid funding (which is killing people), usher in Trump 2.0, and pervert technology and innovation.
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pronto @pronto.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
hashtag: blaze it
totally legal activities done legally
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pronto @pronto.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
i'm a passionate hater ^_^
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pronto @pronto.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
o.o as someone who loves to see shit burn, and hates rick and shitty. i hope that mother fucker does it.
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pronto @pronto.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
what the fuck is this. someone i don't know, doesn't follow me, added me to a "starter pack" thing . fuck no. time to block a lot of weird shit. why are people adding people they don't know to that kinda shit. its creepy af
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Their Devil @iamdevil.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Graffiti in Paris. *chefs kiss
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Kira Leigh 🏳️‍⚧️ @kiraleigh.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
you dont have to love cats, but if you hate them, you can't be trusted. cats are consent creatures. they have rules about how/when they can be touched. if you dont like creatures with rules, that signals to me that you'd barrel over boundaries. i know its weird but that's how it works in my head.
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pronto @pronto.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
so... this is candy. this is totally gonna cause problems
ricky jou sour crush blue raspberry candy gel..that's ina container that looks exactly gel deodorant
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pronto @pronto.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
random reminder to be careful on what you say to a therapist.
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Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
This is my DC. 🌳💖📝
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Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
🥹 I love our city.
The fallen Dupont Circle tree, now with notes of thanks.
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pronto @pronto.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
lolol; someone is putting 3d printed heads of pro-gun violence bro charlie kirk xD and right into the trash where he belongs xD
a poor quality 3d print of a charlie kirk with the word "freedom"
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pronto @pronto.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
...there's still been game discs for games? what? O_o don't get me wrong, fuck sony. but lol getting mad about game discs.
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pronto @pronto.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
random reminder that if you spank, hit, or beat your kid in any way, you are a bad parent. no debate. hit your child: you're bad parent and horrible person. you try to learn something when being in fear during physical violence.
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pronto @pronto.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Alexandria Virginia has some nice bald eagle nests along the river
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pronto @pronto.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
lololol the caplitism celebration festival burning man is another shit show this year apparently 🤣😂
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pronto @pronto.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
unless your doctor is asking you to record health things, fucking don't do it. it's so unhealthy for the mind
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pronto @pronto.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
i legit just don't understand the tech folks over in cali i took acid and realized recording health data via the fitbit was stupid. they take do all sorts of drugs and want more dumbshit tracking. do _not_ track this bullshit, it'll lead to a spiral of self loathing, and wont fix anything.
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Jeff Asher @jeffasher.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
This is so incredibly addictive anyhumanever.com
anyhumanever.com
Any Human Ever
One life, drawn at random from all who have ever lived.
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pronto @pronto.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
i have never seen a pile of dogs o.o
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pronto @pronto.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
fuck the ice terrorists, but what the fuck did Arturo think was going to happen by walking up on someone like that?
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pronto @pronto.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
talk talk talk all talk and never do anything
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pronto @pronto.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
the crazy thing about the renaming of Lake Ontario is that trump rapes and eats children.
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pronto @pronto.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
it is amusing how the .gov own tool didn't update tho
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pronto @pronto.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
threads is full of people complaining about the Lake Ontario rename saying there done with Google maps lol no they're not. they didn't leave after the idiot renamed Gulf of Mexico. and it's more like, Google didn't do anything to stop the change, as they use a US Gov source for names (GNIS)
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pronto @pronto.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
the Safeway grocery app allows you to scan bar codes in store to auto clip coupon's but if the scanner (camera) part sees ANY QR code it'll automatically open it
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pronto @pronto.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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