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Beth Quitslund

@profqueue.bsky.social
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Ren/Ref English literature professor and petty bureaucrat. Likes books, bibles, cats, doggerel, shiny objects. Wife, mom, friend to humans. Low-emoji vibe. Professional DMs only.

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Louis Römer @lromeranth.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This man is a walking PSA for the importance of Humanities education
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Beth Quitslund @profqueue.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This is one of those "how on god's green earth did I miss that?!" observations. AI chatbot speaking in the first-person distorts everything. www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...
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The Original Sin of AI
The harms of chatbots are clear enough to do something about them now.
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Beth Quitslund @profqueue.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Telephone game, but in Middle English
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Ohio Capital Journal @ohiocapitaljournal.com · 10/08/2026
The federal government’s decision to award a small Texas law firm run by a Trump ally a $150 million contract to represent migrant children is an attempt to undermine their rights and fast-track the removal of minors, immigrant legal aid organizations say. ohiocapitaljournal.com/briefs/child...
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‘Children are going to die’: Advocates decry migrant-child legal contract • Ohio Capital Journal
A $150M migrant children legal contract to a Trump-tied Texas firm alarms advocates who fear rushed deportations
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Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof @evanbernick.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
how
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Beth Quitslund @profqueue.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I had what I thought was a great Minotaur joke, but my family said it was bull.
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Beth Quitslund @profqueue.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I baked a metaphor
Photo of apple pie showing crust slumped over the edge of the pan in democratic exhaustion
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Beth Quitslund @profqueue.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Linguistic decorum score is now 1-1
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
He signed an unconditional surrender at Versailles? Come the fuck on.
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Beth Quitslund @profqueue.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Today's top story
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Bill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
“I just flew in from Zanesville. And boy, are my arms tired! “Hello? Is this mic on?”
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NEH Union - AFGE L3403 @nehafge3403.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
EDSITEment - a project National Endowment for the Humanities with 30 years of development and over 1,000 lesson plans and resources for K-16 students that attracted 2.5 million visitors per year - appears to have been archived and is no longer accessible. This is what the #NEH has become.
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EDSITEment
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Beth Quitslund @profqueue.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
This seems bad.
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Beth Quitslund @profqueue.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Unearthly noises from the back patio as the cat cries to come in without dropping the squirrel in his mouth
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Beth Quitslund @profqueue.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Overlooking the Guelph of America
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Beth Quitslund @profqueue.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Oh no
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Beth Quitslund @profqueue.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Get it together, @nytimes.com
Photo of protesters accompanying NYT text "Thousand of people took part in 'No Kings' rallies across the U.S. yesterday," understating turnout by three orders of magnitude.
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H. Walter Muchow @hwm777.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
America Needs Chips. Trump Killed an Effort to Develop Them. The Trump administration has quietly killed an effort that would have helped secure America’s future in the crucial semiconductor industry. www.nytimes.com/2026/03/24/o...
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Opinion | Trump Killed an Effort to Secure Our Technological Future
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Beth Quitslund @profqueue.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
We are funding the regime we are bombing and the regime helping to target attacks against us because of the predictable effects of the bombing. I can't quite put my finger on it, but something seems off here.
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Couple at the next table on what appears to be a first date: Man: There's no team I've spent more time hating than the Mariners Woman: You're an Astros fan? Man: Mariners fan.
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Brian Finucane @bcfinucane.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
✋ Former USG war crimes lawyer here. Apropos of SecDef's remarks this morning: Denial of quarter—even the declaration of no quarter—is a war crime. And recognized as such by the US Government. From DoD's Manual for Military Commissions.
(1) The accused declared, ordered, or otherwise indicated that there shall be no survivors
or surrender accepted;
(2) The accused thereby intended to threaten an adversary or to conduct hostilities such
that there would be no survivors or surrender accepted;
(3) It was foreseeable that circumstances would be such that a practicable and reasonable
ability to accept surrender would exist;
(4) The accused was in a position of effective command or control over the subordinate
forces to which the declaration or order was directed; and
(5) The conduct took place in the context of and was associated with hostilities.
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In Medias Malone @professormusgrave.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Beginning to suspect this war of choice was not burdened by analysis
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Beth Quitslund @profqueue.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
You want to larp as ai
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King Algamemnon @adamrothman.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Odysseus had his crew lash him to the mast to keep him from doing an interview with Chotiner.
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Assigned Media @assignedmedia.org · 03/03/2026
This story, from @natezuke.bsky.social, is absolutely wild. A trans woman who never changed her gender marker was issued a letter invalidating her license. At the DMV they cut up her license, which had an "M" marker. www.assignedmedia.org/breaking-new...
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She’d Never Changed Her Gender Marker. Kansas Invalidated Her License Anyway. — Assigned
A trans Kansas resident recently changed her name but not her gender marker on her license, fearing what Kansas may do if she did. The Kansas DMV still flagged her ID.
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Beth Quitslund @profqueue.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Oh look, more tacky Y2K nostalgia.
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
War is not a morality play. The relevant question isn’t: Are the targets bad people who have done bad things? The relevant question is: Will going to war make things better, achieving something that’s worth the death and suffering it causes?
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Beth Quitslund @profqueue.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Proud thia morning to welcome my 17-yo to the club of Americans Alive When We Went to War For No Reason.
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Beth Quitslund @profqueue.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Courtesy of the WaPo, the first time Charles II has ever been accused of disapproval for sexual libertinism.
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Beth Quitslund @profqueue.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Here is your best advice for the week, you are welcome.
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Beth Quitslund @profqueue.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work. "We're waiting for information from the Provost on that."
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Beth Quitslund @profqueue.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Puss on Boots
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Beth Quitslund @profqueue.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Something a little like hope.
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Ben Werdmuller @werd.io · 02/02/2026
Secure your own squid first before helping others. (I'm disproportionately proud of this drawing.)
An airline security card but instead of oxygen masks, it's squid. Just roll with it.
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Beth Quitslund @profqueue.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Tell it to the Marines!
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Beth Quitslund @profqueue.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
My campus reopens tomorrow and I have received my first 2026 notice to "walk like a penguin" at work.
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Beth Quitslund @profqueue.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Turns out wintery mix is not a snack.
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David Pepper @davidpepperoh.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
“Real World” Ramaswamy. BTW, the same guy who calls Ohioans lazy is the guy who just took a private jet flight from Columbus to Cleveland. #fridaynightflights
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Beth Quitslund @profqueue.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
It only violates the 4th Amendment if you write it down.
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Beth Quitslund @profqueue.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Tillis here is everyone who ever tried to give advice to Henry VIII
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Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 18/01/2026
oh it's going to be a Recession recession
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Beth Quitslund @profqueue.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
I always feel like some kind of archeologist picking through broken clay tablets on here when there is a big sportsball game happening.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
It’s time to stop the influx of immigrants who take drugs, father children out of wedlock, and steal from the government. by Elon Musk
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Beth Quitslund @profqueue.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
She is amazing.
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Beth Quitslund @profqueue.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Well they can't pull all this shit and then tell us not to drink
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Beth Quitslund @profqueue.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Who is this guy's writer? If he doesn't already work for The Onion, @bencollins.bsky.social should get on that.
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Beth Quitslund @profqueue.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
We finally found time to take down the Cbristmas tree this evening. To set the mood, my husband made hot chocolate and found a Satan playlist.
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Beth Quitslund @profqueue.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Base of the pyramid will be red meat and animal fats. Next layer up is supplements.
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Beth Quitslund @profqueue.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Merriam-Webster being a little cute here
Screenshot of skeet from Merriam-Webster saying "Take a screenshot of this GIF, and whichever new word you land on is YOUR word for 2026." The word pictured is "smol."
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