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Beth Quitslund

@profqueue.bsky.social
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Ren/Ref English literature professor and petty bureaucrat. Likes books, bibles, cats, doggerel, shiny objects. Wife, mom, friend to humans. Low-emoji vibe. Professional DMs only.

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Louis Römer @lromeranth.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This man is a walking PSA for the importance of Humanities education
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Beth Quitslund @profqueue.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
As someone who will probably be diagnosed in 10-12 years, ot is hard to be measured about this.
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Beth Quitslund @profqueue.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Filkins stories are always worth waiting for.
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Beth Quitslund @profqueue.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This is one of those "how on god's green earth did I miss that?!" observations. AI chatbot speaking in the first-person distorts everything. www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...
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The Original Sin of AI
The harms of chatbots are clear enough to do something about them now.
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Beth Quitslund @profqueue.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
No. No, you don't.
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Beth Quitslund @profqueue.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Counterpoint: literally anyone could make that promise. Also, literally anyone could add a pony to the promise. I mean as long as promises don't require a plausible legal or practcal foundation, let's go nuts.
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Beth Quitslund @profqueue.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
You guys, I am laughing so hard
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Beth Quitslund @profqueue.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
They should be proud of themselves. (And mocking kids who never asked for attention is just evil.)
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Beth Quitslund @profqueue.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
That is currently the finance equivalent of jumping out from behind a door and yelling "Boo!"
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Beth Quitslund @profqueue.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
100% would watch
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Beth Quitslund @profqueue.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Omg. This is what "yinz" means. I have wondered for years how on earth that word came to be.
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Beth Quitslund @profqueue.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I love the Trio albums so much.
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Beth Quitslund @profqueue.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Telephone game, but in Middle English
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Beth Quitslund @profqueue.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
They did warn us about gray goo.
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Beth Quitslund @profqueue.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I had to read your comment to realize it wasn't 🤦‍♀️
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Beth Quitslund @profqueue.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Just watched this last night! I am not totally convinced that putting a movie through a situational accelerator improves it as a *movie*, though the ideological point is well-taken.
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Beth Quitslund @profqueue.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Not liking centipedes is enough for me.
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Beth Quitslund @profqueue.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I have at least once myself suspended any reasonable sense of scepticism when interacting with a highly charismatic person retailing (in retrospect) impossible fictions. Why or how that happens is genuinely and deeply interesting. Which, I know, doesn't excuse hounding the storyteller.
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Beth Quitslund @profqueue.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
It was never not going to grip academics, even just for plagiarism, given the position at stake. And the plagiarism wasn't what made it sensational, imho. It was the clearly pathological fabulism--a kind of tragic parallel to the George Santos comedy. (Not calling Arday a grifter!)
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Beth Quitslund @profqueue.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I think my husband and I had each seen a review, maybe? We started watching together with the first season, and neither of us had a super clear idea what it would be.
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Beth Quitslund @profqueue.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
1) I am a wife. 2) I love Reacher. 3) I cannot understand how anyone thinks that much mass is sexy. 4) It is hilarious, so why wouldn't one like it?
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Beth Quitslund @profqueue.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
But you gotta start with a lot of your own bread
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Ohio Capital Journal @ohiocapitaljournal.com · 10/08/2026
The federal government’s decision to award a small Texas law firm run by a Trump ally a $150 million contract to represent migrant children is an attempt to undermine their rights and fast-track the removal of minors, immigrant legal aid organizations say. ohiocapitaljournal.com/briefs/child...
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‘Children are going to die’: Advocates decry migrant-child legal contract • Ohio Capital Journal
A $150M migrant children legal contract to a Trump-tied Texas firm alarms advocates who fear rushed deportations
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Beth Quitslund @profqueue.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
To be fair, gerrymandering is part of that. But you're not wrong in essence. More people voted to legalize marijuana and also elected people who promised to legislatively ban it.
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Beth Quitslund @profqueue.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
My colleagues in the College of Business haven't noticed any superfluity of candidates!
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Beth Quitslund @profqueue.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
It is incredibly hard to recruit accounting faculty because university salaries can't match the business sector for good ones. Seller's market.
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Beth Quitslund @profqueue.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Bless you. I had no idea why I couldn't turn my phone off.
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Beth Quitslund @profqueue.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Ohio is "one-party consent." So no.
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Beth Quitslund @profqueue.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I feel sick to my stomach.
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Beth Quitslund @profqueue.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Wait till the stuff about his topless towers leaks
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Beth Quitslund @profqueue.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
In some cases, yes--but in each of those, their particular superpower was not writing.
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Beth Quitslund @profqueue.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
She looks ... amazing? The shoes are cool amd everything else just seems like normal clothes that I am too old to wear successfully. I hate social media.
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Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof @evanbernick.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
how
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Beth Quitslund @profqueue.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I loved that book so much as a kid. I read and reread all of them to tatters, but ToA was my favorite.
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Beth Quitslund @profqueue.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I had what I thought was a great Minotaur joke, but my family said it was bull.
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Beth Quitslund @profqueue.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
It is straightforwardly true that literacy has *changed* on average among the college students I teach (English majors and minors, English Ed students, and self-selected others) in the past 15 years. They have less familiarity with older (hypotactic) syntax and pre-1950 vocab.
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Beth Quitslund @profqueue.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Jaysus. I had bacteremia from an (unnoticed!) listeria infection a couple of years ago, and I would really prefer not to repeat that experience. Danger aside, I used my out-of-pocket max spend in a weekend.
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Beth Quitslund @profqueue.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Came here to say this
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Beth Quitslund @profqueue.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Fantastic thread! Thanks for the detailed reporting on this.
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Beth Quitslund @profqueue.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Ohio is queuing up that very legislation.
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Beth Quitslund @profqueue.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I baked a metaphor
Photo of apple pie showing crust slumped over the edge of the pan in democratic exhaustion
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Beth Quitslund @profqueue.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Nicely done.
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Beth Quitslund @profqueue.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
In 1984, my family hosted a German high school exchange student for a year. She was so impressed by the honesty of the local museum exhibits on Native American history and on the education about Japanese-Am internment. I am so embarrassed at our national decline now.
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Beth Quitslund @profqueue.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Linguistic decorum score is now 1-1
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Beth Quitslund @profqueue.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
When Gateau has the shoes, the shoes are Gateau's. There is no subsequent disposition of the shoes. (Until he gets hungry or bored.)
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
He signed an unconditional surrender at Versailles? Come the fuck on.
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Beth Quitslund @profqueue.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
"The unpredictable nature of Trump turning on you is what makes it so sad." ☠️
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Beth Quitslund @profqueue.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Fair.
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Beth Quitslund @profqueue.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
It would still be an improvement in experience, though!
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Beth Quitslund @profqueue.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I love this and I don't even like free jazz much.
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