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ProfMasseyGO

@profmasseygo.bsky.social
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He/Him They/Them Portland, OR 🌧️ (Lauren’s Grape Poppy) Punk/Hip-Hop/Gardening/DOGS/Pokémon/Very Anti-Fascist Community Ambassador for Pokémon GO (my opinions are my own) Play! Pokémon Professor AuDHD/OCD linktr.ee/ProfMasseyGO

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Portland DSA @portlanddsa.bsky.social · 12h
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It's been over 24 hours since I called for Portland City Councilor Mitch Green's resignation over his calls to abolish police and prisons. Tina Kotek still refuses to condemn him. Her silence is an endorsement of the police abolition movement.


Unhinged MAGA Republicans and corporate lobbyists want Mitch Green out because DSA candidates are a threat to the system that is failing all of us.

Stand with Mitch.


Donate! Knock doors!
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ProfMasseyGO @profmasseygo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You can now buy something like 5 shares of Nike for the price of 1 pair of Jordans.
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ProfMasseyGO @profmasseygo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Why are we still humanizing AI? They aren’t agents!! Stop making them human. They’re at *best* an iteration. Calling them Agents makes the idea of AI being alive solidify in people’s dumb brains. Life is more than a regurgitation of information.
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ProfMasseyGO @profmasseygo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Does the Pope know that a lot of queer people are in the arts? Do you realize this is a call to de-queer art?
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ProfMasseyGO @profmasseygo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you mean mug a car as you walk across the street as if to say, “ hit me, motherfucker, make my day” then cars stop for you. I don’t make the rules, just live ‘em
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ProfMasseyGO @profmasseygo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh cool, so are they going to *follow* those guidelines or just ignore them like the body cam thing?
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Mitch Green @councilorgreen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’m participating in Week Without Driving. We need to fight like hell to get the transit funding our communities deserve. Fellow electeds - please join me in riding the bus this week so you can see first hand what it’s like when we fail to fully invest in transit. See you on the 12?
Selfie of councilor green at the barbur transit center
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Dittobase | Pokémon @dittobase.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
New Team GO Rocket Leader Pokémon #PokemonGO Arlo: Alolan Grimer (309/510) Cliff: Cubone (229/378) Sierra: Pancham (335/553) Giovanni: Zekrom (910/1500)
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ProfMasseyGO @profmasseygo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Bella keeps watching crows fly overhead with a look of wonder. It gets me every time; that sense of wonder and amazement.
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ProfMasseyGO @profmasseygo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ok, a for real moment here for y’all: This is one of the last real news sources around. Yes, they cover both sides of the isle. Yes, conservatives speak on their airwaves sometimes. They’re also one of the only orgs still telling the truth. Donate if you can and what you can. We need the news
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NPR @npr.org · 01/10/2026
Millions of voices are impossible to ignore. As we begin our second year without federal funding, our reporting remains loud and clear because people continue to step up to power this free press. Public media is an ongoing commitment that we will live out together. Donate today: n.pr/3VxNBIZ
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ProfMasseyGO @profmasseygo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
In my opinion the higher the percentage of “undecided voters” your political voting area has, the stupider your population. An undecided voter is a human who is disengaged from real life. They’re existing on vibes alone.
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Cozca @cozca.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
1,000 people die in our county jails every year. 1, 200 are killed every year by police. Stick up for them like you would if ICE killed them. It is not just Trump, it is the entire system. No matter who is POTUS cops kill and jail guards kill.
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ICE must be destroyed 🏳️‍⚧️🏴 @miawong.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The death penalty is not even in the abstract "the state kills you for your crimes" it is even in its most idealized form "the state tortures you to death" Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
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ProfMasseyGO @profmasseygo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
YES.
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ProfMasseyGO @profmasseygo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’m gonna be honest, this happens **CONSTANTLY** in Oregon. A “will they won’t they” story about Oregon voting for fascists. I’d love for Oregon to stop trying to make GOP a thing. It’s not a thing here. Go away.
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Michelle Rapp ➡️ MagicCon Atlanta @kilnfiendpotter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What is the sapphic equivalent of Frog and Toad? My first thought was Mink and Stoat, but please float your lesbian woodland critter couple ideas here!
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ProfMasseyGO @profmasseygo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
And I’m still calling for Portland Police Commissioner Bob Day to resign for breaking state law while in public uniform. Bob Day did so by using his uniform to interfere with @councilorgreen.bsky.social reelection campaign.
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ProfMasseyGO @profmasseygo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
GOP strategists are now predicting a Dem tidal wave election. 20-30 House seats. More than likely Senate control. We’re watching the collapse of an entire political party because they felt they could hitch their future to the back of a con artist. These are stupid people.
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ProfMasseyGO @profmasseygo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
NOT ONCE does the AP address that companies themselves are **choosing** to not insure houses in high risk areas. How can a consumer purchase an insurance plan that doesn’t exist?
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ProfMasseyGO @profmasseygo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
While I watched this my jaw was on the floor. He legit tried to “AHA! GOTCHA!” With incorrect information UNDER OATH.
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Antifascist Art PDX @antifashpdxart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Updated fash cards to help people recognize the violent far-right trolls, chuds, and agitators that often show up to Portland events:
Brad BoleyChuck BarnesCurt GalliaDebbie Ireland
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ProfMasseyGO @profmasseygo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh fun, USPS just went up by almost 3 dollars due to the diesel shortage and price hike.
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ProfMasseyGO @profmasseygo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Architect Jace is one of the chases? I bought 2 packs and the first one had Jace and 2 different Chandras. I didn’t know you could get 3 mythics in one pack.
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Serebii.net @serebii.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Serebii Update: The Pokémon GO Harvest Festival: Applin Picking event is now starting to roll out. Runs from 10:00 local time on September 29th through 20:00 local time on October 5th Details @ www.serebii.net/pokemongo/ev...
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ProfMasseyGO @profmasseygo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’m alive. I did not die of anxiety. I have come out the other side a shinier toothed dude.
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ProfMasseyGO @profmasseygo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Dentist is good. Stop being so afraid. Just remember pain is temporary. Teeth should last you forever. I’m 3/4ths of the way done and my dentist had to take a break due to how long this calcium scraping was. I hate this!! I’ll live!!!
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ProfMasseyGO @profmasseygo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You could bite this You could bite that You could bite a lamb in a witch hat Yet you choose to still bite me And it hurts so deeply
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ProfMasseyGO @profmasseygo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Dog diggers? Nah Barkiologists
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ProfMasseyGO @profmasseygo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sometimes knowledge becomes pain. As a knowledge lover, I’ve been hurt by my own pursuits because some knowledge is just bad. Example: my soul hurts when I learn about operation MOVE It’s knowledge that is IMPORTANT! Our government targeted people!! But this knowledge also hurts.
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ProfMasseyGO @profmasseygo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The rationalists or EAs are all sad boys who read Ender’s Game too much. Y’all “main character syndrome” having bastards need to go get help. See a human that *isnt* in a cult. Touch some grass. Smell a flower. You’re not some super protagonist in a YA apocalypse novel.
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ProfMasseyGO @profmasseygo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Small Lady Bella Button. Baby Bell Cheese. Bell-bell. Bella Bella! Arabella is adorable, no matter what you call her.
A white and cream puppy with her left ear sticking up and her right ear pointed right sitting and looking adorable.
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TheProxyGuy @cardsbyprox.com · 26/09/2026
September Giveaway Announcement! Enter using Google Forms: forms.gle/Mpmm1nLKmako... Giveaway runs through 10/3/26. Good luck!
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ProfMasseyGO @profmasseygo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Look at her cuddling with Pillow Daddy™️ She’s a sweet baby princess and I love her. 😍🥰
A cream and white puppy sits with her chin on an arm of one of those sit up pillows that is grey. The puppy’s back legs are crossed in her sleep like she’s fancy.
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SometimesPDX @sometimespdx.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Portlanders, you’ve noticed the local rich shitheads dumping tons of money into our elections? Sometimes it’s because they expect their “pro-business” “law-and-order” candidates to look the other way when the do fraud and corruption and when they do crimes. theintercept.com/2026/09/23/d...
theintercept.com
DoorDash Spent $1.4 Million Trying to Stop Mamdani From Becoming Mayor. Now We Know Why.
In a wage-theft settlement, DoorDash now has to pay its workers around 100 times what it spent trying to beat Zohran Mamdani.
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ProfMasseyGO @profmasseygo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
There are 16 paws on my living room floor right now.
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ProfMasseyGO @profmasseygo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Dude… This is too perfect, chill. 😜
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ProfMasseyGO @profmasseygo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Yeah, it’s totally the Nor’easter and not the huge backlash from him being a coward.
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ProfMasseyGO @profmasseygo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I hear the rich bathe their cars in Premium gas like a 4 wheeled Madame Delphine LaLaurie.
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ProfMasseyGO @profmasseygo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Give your dog a carrot sometime. It’s a fun time
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ProfMasseyGO @profmasseygo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
There’s nothing stopping you from putting vanilla ice cream, pineapple chunks, and pineapple juice into a blender and making your own Dole Whip. Nothing. Unless you don’t have a blender. That might stop you.
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ProfMasseyGO @profmasseygo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Democrats: the party of inefficiency! GOP: the party of efficiently killing you and your grandma!
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ProfMasseyGO @profmasseygo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Oh no, was this me?
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ProfMasseyGO @profmasseygo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
So like…do we have calls for Vance to lose his job for giving up government secrets? Or are we just cool with this?
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ProfMasseyGO @profmasseygo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Portland Police Chief Bob Day, RESIGN.
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ProfMasseyGO @profmasseygo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Portland Police Chief Bob Day should resign for breaking the law.
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ProfMasseyGO @profmasseygo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Portland Police Chief Bob Day should resign for breaking the law.
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Kevin Foster @kevinhfoster.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It looks like Go Portland Go, the conservative PAC disguised as a progressive PAC, has lost at least some support. Earl Ninsom’s restaurants (Hat Yai, Eem, etc.) have been taken off the coalition supporters list. I wonder if GPG wasn’t fully transparent in getting all these places to sign on…
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ProfMasseyGO @profmasseygo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
All my hard work walking dogs and grinding paid off 😭 #TeamEvoGO
A Pokémon GO screen capture of a 100% Charizard CP990 who is male and wearing goggles on top of his head.
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Portland DSA @portlanddsa.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
REJECT
THE CORPORATE & POLICE ATTACKS ON MITCH GREEN TWEETS ABOUT POLICE ARE NOT VIOLENCE 
POLICE BRUTALITY IS VIOLENCE
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