Sign in

ProfMasseyGO

@profmasseygo.bsky.social
642 followers 89 following 6.6K posts

He/Him They/Them Portland, OR 🌧️ (Lauren’s Grape Poppy) Punk/Hip-Hop/Gardening/DOGS/Pokémon/Very Anti-Fascist Community Ambassador for Pokémon GO (my opinions are my own) Play! Pokémon Professor AuDHD/OCD linktr.ee/ProfMasseyGO

PostsRepliesMedia
ProfMasseyGO @profmasseygo.bsky.social · 11h
Just reshare this one 😉
A red background with the Portland DSA symbol on top and bottom. Very bold font in the middle reads “I VOTED PORTLAND DSA”
0182 0
ProfMasseyGO @profmasseygo.bsky.social · 11h
Y’all, we need alt text on these
140 0
ProfMasseyGO @profmasseygo.bsky.social · 11h
I appreciate your coworkers for you too, that sounds miserable to cover.
040 0
ProfMasseyGO @profmasseygo.bsky.social · 11h
Still absolutely wild to me that a blond can look Trump in the face, tell an obvious lie, and then she’s appointed to press sec.
000 0
ProfMasseyGO @profmasseygo.bsky.social · 17h
This is kind of a big deal, in my opinion. The Trump admin isn’t doing any verification of facts; they’re just following vibes.
000 0
ProfMasseyGO @profmasseygo.bsky.social · 17h
Well… she also called herself a lawyer when she failed the bar so we should look at it through the lens that she lied about her qualifications and the Trump admin didn’t do any digging on her claims.
110 0
ProfMasseyGO @profmasseygo.bsky.social · 21h
You’re able to see through lies and I love that for you.
0160 0
ProfMasseyGO @profmasseygo.bsky.social · 21h
“Masked fascist expansionist vigilantes, backed by their military…” Fixed your headline for you!
000 0
ProfMasseyGO @profmasseygo.bsky.social · 21h
I need you to understand that he didn’t do a single thing except throw money at smart people to make a stunt happen. You are falling for a stunt, like a fish with a hook in your mouth.
020 0
ProfMasseyGO @profmasseygo.bsky.social · 22h
Zelensky straight up saying, “we’re the ones who decide which Russian oil facilities stay open.” is still rocking me. The intestinal fortitude of him!
000 0
Reposted by ProfMasseyGO
Noelle @finallynoelle.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Alt text included. My apologies for missing it on the original post but I was a mess reading it.
Dear beautiful women,
I've started this letter like ten times and deleted it every time because every time I start I cry. So I'm just going to write it.
Your flag matters to me. It matters so much that it's flying at a lesbian household where anyone walking by can see it.
I'm a trans girl so I'm not sure you can relate but I'll try. Most days I'm doing math in my head like which hallway is safer, who I can sit near at lunch whether it's worth saying something or just letting it go. I'm so tired. I don't think people who don't have to do it know how tired it makes you.
I walk past your house almost daily. The first time I saw the flag I slowed down without meaning to. It was just hanging there like it was no big deal but to me it was everything. It felt like the people inside would see me as who I actually am and I wouldn't have to explain or prove anything. My shoulders dropped for the first time all day and I almost cried right there in front of your home.
I know that living here isn't easy for gay people like you where not everyone is kind about it so putting that flag up means risking stares, comments or worse. You didn't have to do it. It would have been so much easier to stay quiet. You did it anyway, and that is the bravest thing I've seen anyone do. Every day it stays up it tells people like me that someone is willing to be brave so we don't have to be alone.
Now I look for it. Some days it's the one thing that makes me feel like I'm not imagining that I deserve to be here. When so much of the world feels like it's deciding whether there's room for me your flag says there is. Please keep it up. You might not know it but it's helping me get through the day.
Thank you for your courage, and for leaving the porch light on for the rest of us.
352991443 0
ProfMasseyGO @profmasseygo.bsky.social · 22h
I wish for you to enjoy a non-caffeinated version. I too have dreamed of one for the early evening for a nice fruity flavor at night that isn’t going to keep me up all night.
020 0
ProfMasseyGO @profmasseygo.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
You and Penjamin have a fun flight.
010 0
ProfMasseyGO @profmasseygo.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Heads up, the requirements aren’t showing visually but the requirements are still in effect.
010 0
ProfMasseyGO @profmasseygo.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Dat’s a tough one, congrats! Check this out #TeamEvoGO Trainers!
110 0
ProfMasseyGO @profmasseygo.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
😍 dat jacket
000 0
ProfMasseyGO @profmasseygo.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I’d just like to say the gentleman on the right has much more stereotypical “attractive” face while left bro forgot his chin at home.
010 0
ProfMasseyGO @profmasseygo.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Successfully bullied.
130 0
ProfMasseyGO @profmasseygo.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I hate saying this but if you have money sitting around shares of Nike are under $40. Maybe you can become that rogue investor that bullies Nike into being a better company?
000 0
ProfMasseyGO @profmasseygo.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
It’s one bite, dummies, not 30 individual stabs!
000 0
ProfMasseyGO @profmasseygo.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Devs never tested puppy.teeth and it shows. So much extra damage because they gave Piercing damage to each individual tooth.
110 0
ProfMasseyGO @profmasseygo.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Do you see how easy it is to make conservatives feel dumb? You just have to embarrass them.
020 0
ProfMasseyGO @profmasseygo.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I wanted to do write an article but had a little “fuckitol” in my system. This has injected me with a fury anew. Thank you, stranger, for lighting a fire under my ass to want to write.
110 0
ProfMasseyGO @profmasseygo.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
So! It seems the Portland Police are now avoiding their job of legit emergency calls with inflated response times despite having proper staffing. In addition, they’re manipulating how long yellow lights last to extort money from drivers against state law.
000 0
ProfMasseyGO @profmasseygo.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
The entire state of Oregon uses this specific system to dictate how long, safely, a yellow light should last to have drivers with enough time to react. It recommends 6 seconds for most yellow lights. A bunch in Portland are set to 3-4 seconds, against state law.
210 0
ProfMasseyGO @profmasseygo.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Wait….i know this podcast that feels VERY on brand for this called Goblin Lore Podcast!
020 0
ProfMasseyGO @profmasseygo.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Fun fact: The city of Medford has **ADMITTED IN COURT PROCEEDINGS** that they illegally shortened the duration of Yellow lights.
110 0
ProfMasseyGO @profmasseygo.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
You’re not doing cartoon profile pics justice by misreading! (I didn’t say all, you assumed I meant you too)
000 0
ProfMasseyGO @profmasseygo.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Reading comprehension? From cartoon profile pics? You’re a generous man.
100 0
ProfMasseyGO @profmasseygo.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
For a long while I had a fascination with pocket watches. Also, triangle screw heads? Bastards.
110 0
Reposted by ProfMasseyGO
Portland DSA @portlanddsa.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
The Portland DSA voter guide is out! portlanddsa.org/our-voter-gu...
513853 0
ProfMasseyGO @profmasseygo.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
You’ve both covered things perfectly. I will make like tuxedo mask, announce my presence, do nothing, and then disappear into the night.
010 0
ProfMasseyGO @profmasseygo.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I urge y’all to go watch Saint Clare on Hulu.
000 0
ProfMasseyGO @profmasseygo.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
They were so close until they added a word after “frats”.
010 0
ProfMasseyGO @profmasseygo.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
There’s eggs in pancake batter. Eggs don’t come from plants.
5280 0
ProfMasseyGO @profmasseygo.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
This also gets closer to me ranting about “your concept of God is just a sloppy understanding of Mathematics” but I don’t think y’all are ready for that 😅
000 0
ProfMasseyGO @profmasseygo.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
This is how I know most of the US is numbers stupid. Numbers rule the world, and if you don’t understand how numbers operate then you will be stupid.
100 0
ProfMasseyGO @profmasseygo.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
That 17-23 points could vote for the opponent. You could split them with your opponent. Hell, those points could choose to watch a movie instead of vote that night and no one gets them.
100 0
ProfMasseyGO @profmasseygo.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Best and worst case for candidates would be their opponent to be -3 and them to be +3. That’s a 6 point swing. Does 6 points do anything when 17-23% **don’t know who they’ll vote for**? No
100 0
ProfMasseyGO @profmasseygo.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
So if your +/- is 3, like a really high quality poll, you’ve got a swing from 38-44 for Candidate X, 36-42 for Candidate Y, and 17-23 for Undecided. Worst case scenario? Your poll is off, correctly, by 20-26% for the ACTUAL RESULT. What good is that; being off by almost 1/4?
100 0
ProfMasseyGO @profmasseygo.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Has anyone ever taken the +/- from a poll, **ADDED THAT** to the undecided (and use the same +/- from the poll to inflate/deflate that number) to calculate how off the poll is? Lemme give you an example problem like a teacher would: Candidate X = 41% Candidate Y = 39% Undecided = 20%
100 0
Reposted by ProfMasseyGO
Brandon Mullen @brandonmullen.com · 12/10/2026
Hey @bynum.house.gov: I heard (via the story linked) you think Portland City Council shouldn't be about "obstruction," so I found a list of the obstructionists, in order. I look forward to your admonishing those at the top of this list. www.wweek.com/news/city/20...
59916 0
ProfMasseyGO @profmasseygo.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I do hope every GOP member of Oregon votes Susan Collins in the upcoming midterms! Write her name in; they’re trying to hurt yur vote!! (This has been reverse propaganda, thank you for your time)
010 0
ProfMasseyGO @profmasseygo.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I tried to read that file, I recognize it!
010 0
ProfMasseyGO @profmasseygo.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
It’s the Epstein Flag™️
120 0
ProfMasseyGO @profmasseygo.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
No because I don’t give my info or my word to fascists. Why are you reporting about this from a right-wing, conservative news outlet like REDWAVE?
130 0
ProfMasseyGO @profmasseygo.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
@tomkimmerer.bsky.social I’m really disappointed that you keep spreading propaganda in regards to the illegal bribe payments.
000 0
ProfMasseyGO @profmasseygo.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Oh they’re going full on Nazi Germany/Post WWII Authoritarian Russia with trying to disappear political dissidents now? These monsters must be physically stopped now since everything else is failing us. Structures help them. Tear them down and let’s build anew.
000 0
ProfMasseyGO @profmasseygo.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
This is gonna sound weird but stick with me: Since having my (broken) wisdom teeth and an extra (broken) molar removed my ability to pay attention has gone up, my tiredness has gone down, and my sense of smell is strengthening?
000 0
ProfMasseyGO @profmasseygo.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Why won’t the AP address the fact that fascists keep lying yet reporters keep reporting like it’s the truth?
010 0