ProfMasseyGO @profmasseygo.bsky.social · 11hI appreciate your coworkers for you too, that sounds miserable to cover. 040 0
ProfMasseyGO @profmasseygo.bsky.social · 11hStill absolutely wild to me that a blond can look Trump in the face, tell an obvious lie, and then she’s appointed to press sec. 000 0
ProfMasseyGO @profmasseygo.bsky.social · 17hThis is kind of a big deal, in my opinion. The Trump admin isn’t doing any verification of facts; they’re just following vibes. 000 0
ProfMasseyGO @profmasseygo.bsky.social · 17hWell… she also called herself a lawyer when she failed the bar so we should look at it through the lens that she lied about her qualifications and the Trump admin didn’t do any digging on her claims. 110 0
ProfMasseyGO @profmasseygo.bsky.social · 21hYou’re able to see through lies and I love that for you. 0160 0
ProfMasseyGO @profmasseygo.bsky.social · 21h“Masked fascist expansionist vigilantes, backed by their military…” Fixed your headline for you! 000 0
ProfMasseyGO @profmasseygo.bsky.social · 21hI need you to understand that he didn’t do a single thing except throw money at smart people to make a stunt happen. You are falling for a stunt, like a fish with a hook in your mouth. 020 0
ProfMasseyGO @profmasseygo.bsky.social · 22hZelensky straight up saying, “we’re the ones who decide which Russian oil facilities stay open.” is still rocking me. The intestinal fortitude of him! 000 0
Reposted by ProfMasseyGONoelle @finallynoelle.bsky.social · 16/10/2026Alt text included. My apologies for missing it on the original post but I was a mess reading it. 352991443 0
ProfMasseyGO @profmasseygo.bsky.social · 22hI wish for you to enjoy a non-caffeinated version. I too have dreamed of one for the early evening for a nice fruity flavor at night that isn’t going to keep me up all night. 020 0
ProfMasseyGO @profmasseygo.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Heads up, the requirements aren’t showing visually but the requirements are still in effect. 010 0
ProfMasseyGO @profmasseygo.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Dat’s a tough one, congrats! Check this out #TeamEvoGO Trainers! 110 0
ProfMasseyGO @profmasseygo.bsky.social · 15/10/2026I’d just like to say the gentleman on the right has much more stereotypical “attractive” face while left bro forgot his chin at home. 010 0
ProfMasseyGO @profmasseygo.bsky.social · 15/10/2026I hate saying this but if you have money sitting around shares of Nike are under $40. Maybe you can become that rogue investor that bullies Nike into being a better company? 000 0
ProfMasseyGO @profmasseygo.bsky.social · 15/10/2026It’s one bite, dummies, not 30 individual stabs! 000 0
ProfMasseyGO @profmasseygo.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Devs never tested puppy.teeth and it shows. So much extra damage because they gave Piercing damage to each individual tooth. 110 0
ProfMasseyGO @profmasseygo.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Do you see how easy it is to make conservatives feel dumb? You just have to embarrass them. 020 0
ProfMasseyGO @profmasseygo.bsky.social · 15/10/2026I wanted to do write an article but had a little “fuckitol” in my system. This has injected me with a fury anew. Thank you, stranger, for lighting a fire under my ass to want to write. 110 0
ProfMasseyGO @profmasseygo.bsky.social · 15/10/2026So! It seems the Portland Police are now avoiding their job of legit emergency calls with inflated response times despite having proper staffing. In addition, they’re manipulating how long yellow lights last to extort money from drivers against state law. 000 0
ProfMasseyGO @profmasseygo.bsky.social · 15/10/2026The entire state of Oregon uses this specific system to dictate how long, safely, a yellow light should last to have drivers with enough time to react. It recommends 6 seconds for most yellow lights. A bunch in Portland are set to 3-4 seconds, against state law. 210 0
ProfMasseyGO @profmasseygo.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Wait….i know this podcast that feels VERY on brand for this called Goblin Lore Podcast! 020 0
ProfMasseyGO @profmasseygo.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Fun fact: The city of Medford has **ADMITTED IN COURT PROCEEDINGS** that they illegally shortened the duration of Yellow lights. 110 0
ProfMasseyGO @profmasseygo.bsky.social · 14/10/2026You’re not doing cartoon profile pics justice by misreading! (I didn’t say all, you assumed I meant you too) 000 0
ProfMasseyGO @profmasseygo.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Reading comprehension? From cartoon profile pics? You’re a generous man. 100 0
ProfMasseyGO @profmasseygo.bsky.social · 14/10/2026For a long while I had a fascination with pocket watches. Also, triangle screw heads? Bastards. 110 0
Reposted by ProfMasseyGOPortland DSA @portlanddsa.bsky.social · 14/10/2026The Portland DSA voter guide is out! portlanddsa.org/our-voter-gu... 513853 0
ProfMasseyGO @profmasseygo.bsky.social · 14/10/2026You’ve both covered things perfectly. I will make like tuxedo mask, announce my presence, do nothing, and then disappear into the night. 010 0
ProfMasseyGO @profmasseygo.bsky.social · 13/10/2026I urge y’all to go watch Saint Clare on Hulu. 000 0
ProfMasseyGO @profmasseygo.bsky.social · 13/10/2026They were so close until they added a word after “frats”. 010 0
ProfMasseyGO @profmasseygo.bsky.social · 13/10/2026There’s eggs in pancake batter. Eggs don’t come from plants. 5280 0
ProfMasseyGO @profmasseygo.bsky.social · 13/10/2026This also gets closer to me ranting about “your concept of God is just a sloppy understanding of Mathematics” but I don’t think y’all are ready for that 😅 000 0
ProfMasseyGO @profmasseygo.bsky.social · 13/10/2026This is how I know most of the US is numbers stupid. Numbers rule the world, and if you don’t understand how numbers operate then you will be stupid. 100 0
ProfMasseyGO @profmasseygo.bsky.social · 13/10/2026That 17-23 points could vote for the opponent. You could split them with your opponent. Hell, those points could choose to watch a movie instead of vote that night and no one gets them. 100 0
ProfMasseyGO @profmasseygo.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Best and worst case for candidates would be their opponent to be -3 and them to be +3. That’s a 6 point swing. Does 6 points do anything when 17-23% **don’t know who they’ll vote for**? No 100 0
ProfMasseyGO @profmasseygo.bsky.social · 13/10/2026So if your +/- is 3, like a really high quality poll, you’ve got a swing from 38-44 for Candidate X, 36-42 for Candidate Y, and 17-23 for Undecided. Worst case scenario? Your poll is off, correctly, by 20-26% for the ACTUAL RESULT. What good is that; being off by almost 1/4? 100 0
ProfMasseyGO @profmasseygo.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Has anyone ever taken the +/- from a poll, **ADDED THAT** to the undecided (and use the same +/- from the poll to inflate/deflate that number) to calculate how off the poll is? Lemme give you an example problem like a teacher would: Candidate X = 41% Candidate Y = 39% Undecided = 20% 100 0
Reposted by ProfMasseyGOBrandon Mullen @brandonmullen.com · 12/10/2026Hey @bynum.house.gov: I heard (via the story linked) you think Portland City Council shouldn't be about "obstruction," so I found a list of the obstructionists, in order. I look forward to your admonishing those at the top of this list. www.wweek.com/news/city/20... 59916 0
ProfMasseyGO @profmasseygo.bsky.social · 12/10/2026I do hope every GOP member of Oregon votes Susan Collins in the upcoming midterms! Write her name in; they’re trying to hurt yur vote!! (This has been reverse propaganda, thank you for your time) 010 0
ProfMasseyGO @profmasseygo.bsky.social · 12/10/2026No because I don’t give my info or my word to fascists. Why are you reporting about this from a right-wing, conservative news outlet like REDWAVE? 130 0
ProfMasseyGO @profmasseygo.bsky.social · 12/10/2026@tomkimmerer.bsky.social I’m really disappointed that you keep spreading propaganda in regards to the illegal bribe payments. 000 0
ProfMasseyGO @profmasseygo.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Oh they’re going full on Nazi Germany/Post WWII Authoritarian Russia with trying to disappear political dissidents now? These monsters must be physically stopped now since everything else is failing us. Structures help them. Tear them down and let’s build anew. 000 0
ProfMasseyGO @profmasseygo.bsky.social · 12/10/2026This is gonna sound weird but stick with me: Since having my (broken) wisdom teeth and an extra (broken) molar removed my ability to pay attention has gone up, my tiredness has gone down, and my sense of smell is strengthening? 000 0
ProfMasseyGO @profmasseygo.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Why won’t the AP address the fact that fascists keep lying yet reporters keep reporting like it’s the truth? 010 0