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JP Collins

@profjpc.bsky.social
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Law prof at GW Law. New Yorker turned Virginian. Former SDNY clerk and litigator at Sullivan & Cromwell. Studying and writing about court admin and the judiciary. #LFGM #COYS Papers here: papers.ssrn.com/sol3/cf_dev/AbsByAu…

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JP Collins @profjpc.bsky.social · 3h
Well that put me in my place
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JP Collins @profjpc.bsky.social · 3h
lol Bryce Harper
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JP Collins @profjpc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Welp!
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social
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JP Collins @profjpc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What??
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Helen Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 29/09/2026
When your big gotcha moment goes so epically wrong that it’s the other party sharing clips of it.
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JP Collins @profjpc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Despite two circuit judge nominees eligible for confirmation on the Senate floor, it sure seems like Thune is done with judges until after the midterms. That’s an interesting roll of the dice on his part.
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JP Collins @profjpc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Really pushing the limits of the rational actor theory
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JP Collins @profjpc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
BECAUSE HE'S RETIRING??????????? j/k
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JP Collins @profjpc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Leslie, what are you doing?
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JP Collins @profjpc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Stock season
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genna @genna.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oh, Danni. "That's a jammy jam!" "Stay put honey!" I love to see my community (annoying people) represented on Bake Off. Representation matters. Could not have said it better than @ariadnereviews.bsky.social (& will be using this jpeg a lot too): ariadnereviews.com/2026/09/25/b...
but MY GOD, if it isn’t a good time! When I look into their eyes I see a glimpse of Ye Olde Bake Off, a time before the option of being a baking influencer or aspirations of a cook book were a thing, they’re operating on vibes and a level of eccentricity usually only reserved for people who run private zoos on the grounds of their stately home. And the girls that get it get it and the girls that don’t never will.
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JP Collins @profjpc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Mercifully, this season of Mets “baseball” is over
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JP Collins @profjpc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
lol the Jets STINK
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JP Collins @profjpc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Spent the morning at the 9/11 Museum and I easily could have stayed another hour or two. Highly recommend when you’re in town. (Splurge for the private tour before it opens to the public.)
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JP Collins @profjpc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Spent the morning at the 9/11 Museum and I easily could have stayed another hour or two. Highly recommend when you’re in town. (Splurge for the private tour before it opens to the public.)
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JP Collins @profjpc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
In other words, Justin Smith’s first opportunity to do some judging was a complete cockup
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JP Collins @profjpc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I mean he couldn’t even get a courtesy dissent from Thomas or Alito
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JP Collins @profjpc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
In other words, Justin Smith’s first opportunity to do some judging was a complete cockup
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JP Collins @profjpc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The Second Circuit denies rehearing en banc in the mandatory immigration detention case. Trump's newest appointee, Matt Schwartz, concurs in the denial for reasons of judicial economy, although he agreed with Judge Menashi's view of the merits. ww3.ca2.uscourts.gov/decisions/OP...
ww3.ca2.uscourts.gov
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JP Collins @profjpc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The Second Circuit denies rehearing en banc in the mandatory immigration detention case. Trump's newest appointee, Matt Schwartz, concurs in the denial for reasons of judicial economy, although he agreed with Judge Menashi's view of the merits. ww3.ca2.uscourts.gov/decisions/OP...
ww3.ca2.uscourts.gov
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JP Collins @profjpc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
New Second Circuit Judge Matt Schwartz will hear his first cases next week along with some combination of Judges Livingston, Jacobs, Merriam, and Nathan.
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JP Collins @profjpc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
You can get airbags for much less on Craigslist anyway
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JP Collins @profjpc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Roland Freisler 2.0
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JP Collins @profjpc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
There’s a history of umpiring brothers before (although not at the MLB level). Lance Barrett’s brother Rusty was an MiLB umpire, as was David Rackley’s brother (whose first name escapes me). Probably others. Jim Wolf and Randy Wolf are brothers, too.
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JP Collins @profjpc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You're hired!
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JP Collins @profjpc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
OK, Larry
Dissenting, Judge VanDyke proposed two “bright-line”
rules that he believes could resolve a large part of this court’s
Second Amendment cases and accord with Supreme Court
precedent: (1) if a firearm product or usage that a state seeks
to ban is currently prevalent throughout our nation, then it
should simply be unconstitutional to ban it; and (2) if a state
has a firearm regulation that most other states don’t have,
then the regulation should be unconstitutional. Applying
these bright-line rules, Judge VanDyke would hold that
because the challenged regulations here are outliers, they are
unconstitutional.
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JP Collins @profjpc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Lucille Bluth: I don't understand the question
ALT: Lucille Bluth: I don't understand the question
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JP Collins @profjpc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Top quality product, surely
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JP Collins @profjpc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
You do not, under any circumstances, want to screw around with Colleen McMahon, and certainly not like this. Sweet fancy Moses.
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JP Collins @profjpc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
So I says to Mabel, I says
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Connor Ewing @cmewing.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Writing is fun. You endure hours of excruciating pain and self-doubt. But in the end, you’ve created something. And then you get to hate that thing.
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JP Collins @profjpc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
A semi-functional Senate would have sent this moron packing after that ABA report, which has been completely and totally vindicated over the last 6+ years. Alas!
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JP Collins @profjpc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
OK, Larry
Dissenting, Judge VanDyke proposed two “bright-line”
rules that he believes could resolve a large part of this court’s
Second Amendment cases and accord with Supreme Court
precedent: (1) if a firearm product or usage that a state seeks
to ban is currently prevalent throughout our nation, then it
should simply be unconstitutional to ban it; and (2) if a state
has a firearm regulation that most other states don’t have,
then the regulation should be unconstitutional. Applying
these bright-line rules, Judge VanDyke would hold that
because the challenged regulations here are outliers, they are
unconstitutional.
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JP Collins @profjpc.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Kavanaugh's about to unleash a new "third time's the charm" doctrine and side with the Republicans
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JP Collins @profjpc.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Fresh mozz is $4 extra?!?! Get outta here!
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Angry Italian Noises Meme
ALT: Angry Italian Noises Meme
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JP Collins @profjpc.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
A classic Friday evening decision from the Fifth Circuit holding several parts of 18 USC 922 unconstitutional under the Second Amendment (and an even more classic Judge Haynes dissent)
There are three provisions within § 922 that regulate the sale and 
receipt of firearms across state lines.  The first, § 922(a)(3), states that “[i]t 
shall be unlawful … for any person, other than a licensed importer, licensed 
manufacturer, licensed dealer, or licensed collector to transport into or re
ceive in the State where he resides … any firearm purchased or otherwise 
obtained by such person outside that State[.]”  Likewise, the statute contains 
a parallel prohibition against unlicensed individuals’ selling firearms into 
another state, asserting that “[i]t shall be unlawful … for any [unlicensed] 
person … to transfer, sell, trade, give, transport, or deliver any firearm to any 
[unlicensed] person … who the transferor knows or has reasonable cause to 
believe does not reside in … the State in which the transferor resides[.]”  
§ 922(a)(5). 
The third provision applies against licensed dealers of firearms and 
decrees that “[i]t shall be unlawful for any licensed importer, licensed manu
facturer, licensed dealer, or licensed collector to sell or deliver … any firearm 
to any person who the licensee knows or has reasonable cause to believe does 
not reside in … the State in which the licensee’s place of business is 
located[.]”  § 922(b)(3).  This third provision is subject to carve-outs author
izing “the sale or delivery of any rifle or shotgun to a resident of a State other 
than a State in which the licensee’s place of business is located if the trans
feree meets in person with the transferor to accomplish the transfer, and the 
sale, delivery, and receipt fully comply with the legal conditions of sale in 
both such States” and “the loan or rental of a firearm to any person for temHaynes, Circuit Judge, dissenting: 
I respect the majority opinion, but I respectfully dissent.  I agree with 
the district court’s decision that the several provisions of 18 U.S.C. § 922 
discussed in this case are not unconstitutional under the Second 
Amendment.  That is all that is in play in this case, thus, I would affirm.
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JP Collins @profjpc.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It's interesting that they didn't put Rudofsky (CA8) in this hearing, given the timing of his nomination announcement (Aug. 12). By waiting until the Sept. 30 hearing, he won't make it to the Senate floor until Dec. 7 (a week after these folks). That's pretty late into a potential lame duck.
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Paul and Storm @paulandstorm.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Simpsons screenshot of Homer giving notes to writers room: 'Whenever Trump's not on screen. all the other characters should be asking,
"Where's Trump?"'
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
the Jets haven't lost in regulation in over nine months
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QueenCityJamz @queencityjamz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Listening to Howie Rose sign off for possibly the last time on Mets radio & crying as he said he loves us. He's a legend. Mets have had more downs than ups & more self inflicted drama than most, but for my whole life they've had the best combined radio & TV booths. PUT IT IN THE BOOKS. LGM
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Roger Cormier @themetsnewsletter.com · 20/09/2026
Citi Field played the end of "The End" by The Beatles, Howie Rose's favorite band, as Howie signed off for the final time.
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JP Collins @profjpc.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Prost! 🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪
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JP Collins @profjpc.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Prost! 🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪
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JP Collins @profjpc.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A Brian Brobby brace! Blimey!
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JP Collins @profjpc.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
How long until he turns the Kennedy Center into a military base so he can rename it?
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Stephen West @stephenwest.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"Hey, the national security argument seemed to work for the Ballroom, so why not try it with the Arch?"
screenshot of truth social post by Donald J. Trump, @realDonaldTrump

At the strong request of the United States Military, and for National Security purposes, I have agreed to convert the magnificent Triumphal Arch, planned since the Civil War Era many years ago, at the Receptive Circle adjoining the Arlington Memorial Bridge, into a top grade Military Complex/Triumphal Arch, to house, store, and have the rapid ability to use large numbers of drones, plus Snipers, on both the roof and plaza areas, and additionally have and hold large quantities of sniper ammunition in storage. There will be no facility like this anywhere in the World. Out of the 59 top cities and Capitals, Washington, D.C., IS THE ONLY ONE IN THE WORLD THAT DOES NOT HAVE A TRIUMPHAL ARCH, but it will now and, by far, the greatest of them all! Thank you for your attention to this matter. President DONALD J. TRUMP

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JP Collins @profjpc.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
With the forecast tomorrow, listening to what could be Howie Rose’s last Mets radio broadcast. Howie has been there for the entirety of my fandom, first on TV and then on radio (which I listened to during most of the 2010s). I wish him nothing but the best!
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Keith Hernandez: LGM Clap
ALT: Keith Hernandez: LGM Clap
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JP Collins @profjpc.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It is
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