Michael 🎃. Levy @professorlevy.bsky.social · 1hThis realization brought to you by me hearing @bransonreese.bsky.social talk about Mars Attacks cards and me having recently re-read the Swan Boy “Doncarlo Incognito” arc. 000
Michael 🎃. Levy @professorlevy.bsky.social · 1hI had someone earnestly say this to me at work once and normally I’m pretty good at being diplomatic with this shit but I couldn’t stop myself before just saying “That fucking sucks.” 150
Michael 🎃. Levy @professorlevy.bsky.social · 10hGiallo titles : Italy :: Mars Attacks card titles : America 0113
Michael 🎃. Levy @professorlevy.bsky.social · 11hlol buddy nobody hates those giant fucking screens more than me. When I was at GM they were briefly infatuated with “gesture controls” (like Minority Report style) which are somehow even stupider so just be thankful those never took off. 020
Michael 🎃. Levy @professorlevy.bsky.social · 11hLook I haven’t had that job in like 15 years, I said I was sorry (and I stole from it a lot so I think that makes up for it a little) 120
Michael 🎃. Levy @professorlevy.bsky.social · 12hOh yeah I ran a murder babes party once, that’s a fun build 010
Michael 🎃. Levy @professorlevy.bsky.social · 20hSorry, any rahm stories that dont’ use this photo are illegitimate to me 030
Michael 🎃. Levy @professorlevy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Unfortunately it is the made-for-TV-movie version of Stephen King’s “The Langoliers” 000
Michael 🎃. Levy @professorlevy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026god damn John Steinbeck would have cleaned up in 2010's era williamsburg 010
Michael 🎃. Levy @professorlevy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026No you’re gonna get cancelled for Ned Flanders Screaming 020
Michael 🎃. Levy @professorlevy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I love that we’re at the point where an app will look you dead in the eye and tell you that “search” is a premium feature. 081
Reposted by Michael 🎃. Levyboocanan « COMMISSIONS OPEN!!! » @boocanan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026talk to em Ben 439794
Michael 🎃. Levy @professorlevy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026[my kid driving one of those plastic little tykes cars around the playground this morning just ricocheting off whatever] 040
Michael 🎃. Levy @professorlevy.bsky.social · 03/10/20261 — BD-1 (who is real, and also my friend) 2 & 3 — Kleya and the random wheelchair alien in the hospital 010
Reposted by Michael 🎃. Levyfreecialis @freecialis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026the argument that LLMs are conscious appears to be just repeating “but how do you know theyre not” over and over. maybe convincing to some but i have a 3 year old so I am used to these convos 215929
Michael 🎃. Levy @professorlevy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026very glad that my son has inherited my thicc eye lashes, for this reason alone 110
Michael 🎃. Levy @professorlevy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026A good mail day for analog reading material 160
Reposted by Michael 🎃. LevyPossum Acquainter @possumacquainter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026i didn't like the solid two-feet-planted pose of the new 40k ork Dakkarig, so i reposed it to a more rickety-looking grot rig with a loopier Killa Kan vibe. The banner isnt perfect, but then it's my first time trying to paint an album cover on a space the size of a penny 1627
Michael 🎃. Levy @professorlevy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Just in case anyone needs the reference material: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Officia...en.wikipedia.orgOfficial state car - Wikipedia 130
Reposted by Michael 🎃. LevyUncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 01/10/2026It seems quaint now that we do all our banking and race science there, but, nevertheless, it's true: at one time, people mostly wrote jokes on Twitter. 10 years ago, I wrote one about an old asshole and it kinda changed my life. Not his, though. www.cnn.com/2026/10/01/u...cnn.comThe tweet that defined a decade of Trump | CNNIt’s been 10 years since Jesse Farrar accidentally defined a political era with one pithy, prescient tweet. He wishes it never happened. 872236388
Michael 🎃. Levy @professorlevy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026my partner is so lucky we live in a place where i can't impulse buy an old TR6 010
Michael 🎃. Levy @professorlevy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026me when i realize this whole zoom call has been a mole hunt 010
Michael 🎃. Levy @professorlevy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026accidentally tilted my webcam and startled myself when my video came up— canted angles really do unbalance the audience, that shit works 140
Reposted by Michael 🎃. LevyMike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 19/11/2025Do you want to view ✖️ Men ✖️ Women ✖️ Couples ✅ Tom Bombadil tomdabomb: hey guys tomdabomb: almost at goal Hornystud: boots LuvrBoi: show boots irl12inch: yellow boots NOW tomdabomb: ok singing goal reached tomdabomb: this one is called "the river-daughter" Hornystud: NO irl12inch: NO MisterCocks: NO 112226515
Michael 🎃. Levy @professorlevy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Widow’s Bay ep. 10: hell of a finale. “He got bit by an animal and became that animal.” 010
Michael 🎃. Levy @professorlevy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Cruelly, he also did a bit with this song on Instagram that was shot AT MY CHILDHOOD MALL (which, even more cruelly, has tried to move up-market since then and replaced the brown/tan/green tile of my youth with a endless sea of white). www.instagram.com/reel/Dd1jHO7...instagram.comInstagramCreate an account or log in to Instagram - Share what you're into with the people who get you. 000
Michael 🎃. Levy @professorlevy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I deserve that time! My precious doing-nothing time!!! 010
Michael 🎃. Levy @professorlevy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026hey man i'm a CMU grad can you just venmo me a cool mil, i'll get to work on the miami stuff asap 010
Michael 🎃. Levy @professorlevy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026option 1: rona is just freaked out by darth maul option 2: rona somehow watched Solo to the end and was furious that darth maul just randomly shows up option 3: she doesn't give a shit about darth maul but thinks it's funny to needle noel by telling him that's why she won't watch star wars 1573
Reposted by Michael 🎃. LevyBriiiiiiaaaaannnnnssss!! @spocksbrian.worstpossible.world · 30/09/2026 174494
Michael 🎃. Levy @professorlevy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Widow’s Bay ep. 9: long live overhead projectors. 110
Michael 🎃. Levy @professorlevy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Still thinking about this flawless music choice youtu.be/Jl8iYAo90pE?...youtu.beEnya - Caribbean Blue (Official 4K Music Video)YouTube video by enyatv 120
