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Professor G

@professorg.bsky.social
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Formerly KingsCowbothat. History professor. Alabama fan, Hawkeye stan. “Socrates realized he was the wisest man in Athens because he alone was prepared to admit his own ignorance.”

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Professor G @professorg.bsky.social · 44m
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Ghost Dance Animation
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Professor G @professorg.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hank Brown era at Iowa over?
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JM =^D @jm539581.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
DOINK! 🏈 | | | | | -------- |
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Professor G @professorg.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
When the timeline aligns 🧘
Four accounts posting “doink”
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
temp is off the scale on the field in LA
large outdoor thermometer on the field with the needle pegged past 120 degrees
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Professor G @professorg.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
ALABAMA TIGHT END HURDLE!!!
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Bryan Mac @bryanmac.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Sometimes you gotta kick your quarterback in the junk. For luck.
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Professor G @professorg.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I had not taken time to identify who the Northwestern Wildcats were playing tonight, and that is on me. I love y’all and miss yall, and I seek to embrace our mutual distain for the “fighting pedos”
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Professor G @professorg.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Never mind. I just realized how much I understand what is happening…
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Professor G @professorg.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I… I have… Questions?
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Creighton ⚒️ @creightonote.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
lol go hawks
A graph plotting how many wins FBS teams have scoring 24 points or less against how many wins they have when outgained (since 2014) and Iowa is all alone as an outlier in the top right corner while the rest of the PS5 is in a blob in the middle
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Professor G @professorg.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
AI IS A PRODUCT OF HUMAN INFORMATION AND THOUGHT. IT IS NOT AN ALL KNOWING DIETY THAT THAT CAN TRANSCEND HUMAN UNDERSTANDING
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Professor G @professorg.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Charlie Day Conspiracy: Pepe Silvia
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Professor G @professorg.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Eric Cartman: Oh For The Love Of Christ
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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever
A tweet by SarahStarberry that says "oh god read the vertical axis" on top of a chart measuring AI models' release dates and model numbers rather than any real capabilities
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Professor G @professorg.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’m sorry but doesn’t “dropped *more* than 100%” mean people not only did not contribute but actually took back their contributions???
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Professor G @professorg.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Dune 3’s popcorn bucket is just be a regular popcorn bucket with this at the bottom
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Professor G @professorg.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Chihuahua Dog with Wide Eyes Meme
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Professor G @professorg.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The children will never understand this skeet 😔
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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Pete is lost in terms of modern war. I use the example of this outgunned Ukrainian army officer who successfully terrorized a Russian unit for weeks because she "did the math." At the time, someone commented, "yeah, in combat, 'I did the math' beats 'I can do 100 pushups' every time."
Ukrainian female soldier: Okay, I said the idea is this: There is enough time to empty one full can of 32 grenades and be gone by the time the return mortar fire reaches us. I did the math.
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Professor G @professorg.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is some weird amalgamation of target fixation and conspiracy brain, where you get so fixated and certain on a conclusion that you don’t realize you are about to fall face first into a pile of shit.
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Professor G @professorg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Buddy, I wish we could…
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Professor G @professorg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You could say he’s using the Constitution as toilet paper, but he’s probably one of those weirdos who doesn’t wipe his ass because he thinks it’s “gay”
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Professor G @professorg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Somehow #NotTheOnion
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Professor G @professorg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hmmm… I wonder if any president has ever held a convention before the midterms and then went on a campaign trying to make the midterm elections about himself in an effort to save his floundering presidency, and how that worked out? Oh…..
The Campaign and Election of 1866
Although not a presidential election, the off-year congressional election of 1866 was in fact a referendum election for President Andrew Johnson.
By the summer of 1866, Johnson had lost support within the Republican Party for his Reconstruction policies. (See the Domestic Affairs section for details.) After a unity meeting of 7,000 delegates at the National Union Convention-which met in Philadelphia on August 14—failed to bridge the growing gap between Johnson and the Republicans, the determined President decided to take the issue to the people.
Beginning on August 28, accompanied by such notables as Civil War hero Admiral David Farragut, President Johnson launched an unprecedented speaking tour in the hopes of regaining public and political support. He traveled from Philadelphia to New York City, then through upstate New York and west to Ohio before heading back to Washington, D.C. This "swing around the circle" was marked by an intemperate campaign style in which Johnson personally attacked his Republican opponents in vile and abusive language reminiscent of his Tennessee stump speech harangues.In the end, the campaign was a disaster for Johnson. One observer later said that the President lost one million
Northern voters as a result of his tour.
In the congressional elections, the anti-Johnson Republicans won two-thirds of both houses, thus sealing Johnson's doom and giving his opponents enough power to override his programs. Later, the House of Representatives, in voting its articles of impeachment against Johnson, would charge him with disgracing his office by attempting to appeal directly to the people for support in the 1866 elections-something that was considered to be demagogic and beneath the dignity of a President at the time.
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RAYGUN @raygunsite.com · 30/09/2026
Big news: we just landed the EXCLUSIVE merch deal for America's most secretive college/pro/mens/womens sports team! Only at RAYGUN: www.raygunsite.com PS: don't tell Eric Schmitt.... #RAYGUN #AtlantaHawkeyes
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Nute @nutedawn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yup, absolutely. I think it’s wrong to treat the Iran War as simply one bad error that happened to the Trump Admin rather than the entirely logical consequence of the way it operates. If it wasn’t Iran, it would almost certainly have been something else
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
kinda weird how axios had this blockbuster rumor all teed up for a supposrd blockbuster national story
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Professor G @professorg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It’s amazing how right wing politicians and media openly collaborate and it’s just a thing. Something they accuse democrats of of doing and then they just do it without any shame
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Professor G @professorg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is what happens when you don’t know ball.
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Today, Marist's midnight poll drop is from Ohio: Sherrod Brown leads Sen. Husted 51% to 43%. Amy Acton leads Vivek Ramaswamy 50% to 44%. A key stat: 50% *strongly disapprove* of Trump, in Ohio. maristpoll.marist.edu/polls/midter...
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Professor G @professorg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Run an ad that is just Johnson saying this to every American lol
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road.cc @roadcc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Zach Lahn, the Republican candidate for Governor of Iowa, has since deleted his profile. It's not the first time a politician has been caught out by the exercise app's tracking and mapping features. road.cc/news/cycling...
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Professor G @professorg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
😘
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Professor G @professorg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Men as a whole are on the hook for a lot, but there is no man who is worthy of Bentley’s affection that is should face such abuse
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Professor G @professorg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This right here I why Bentley will never have a father…
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BeshearStan @beshearstan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
God I love Angie Nixon. I hope she wins
Now @AshleyMoodyFL. Why would I want to abolish the police when I want you arrested and in jail for stealing $10 million from sick kids? BFFR
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Professor G @professorg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Robert Downey Jr Shocked
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I have written the finest lede of my career channel-6.ghost.io/the-2026-top...
Eat shit, America: here's Iowa football
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Professor G @professorg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Don’t threaten me with a good time
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LinkedIn Park @jasonkbates.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
That's No. 1 Iowa's music.
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andré, but scarier @andre-carlisle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
running chicken dance celly
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Professor G @professorg.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Pretty fucking weak
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Professor G @professorg.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
NCAA needs to step in* cause that ain’t a big enough punishment *I know they won’t because it’s a pathetic institution
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Professor G @professorg.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
bsky.app/profile/naue...
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Professor G @professorg.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’ve heard only because I have satellite radio and shuffle between some stations that play it. I’m only surprised by its popularity because I personally think it kinda sucks.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Professor G @professorg.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Why Not Both? The Iconic Meme
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Professor G @professorg.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
As a history and philosophy major, I did not have to take any specific “engineering” classes but I (along with all students at my university) did have to take a core set of math and science classes. It’s good to be exposed to ideas and methods even if they are not specifically in your area of study.
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Professor G @professorg.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Iconic
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