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Professor Ry

@professor-ry.bsky.social
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I'm usually adjacent to more interesting people. Sometimes I make things, but usually I don't. I was never cool. No minors.

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Evil Con Fettie @spacebeer.net · 11/10/2026
mother 1
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Professor Ry @professor-ry.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Big Ol' Honkers
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Professor Ry @professor-ry.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I think the blue shell was involved. It seemed to change. There was a deep need to free that Thwomp.
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Professor Ry @professor-ry.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
But then you couldn't unlock the secret playable Thwomp!
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Mobile Suit Breakdown: the Gundam Podcast @gundampodcast.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Let's stitch together some panning shots from Gundam 0080: War in the Pocket! (and check out the ones @sundownmcmoon.bsky.social has been posting from Zeta Gundam). This one from episode 6 is probably the most memorable in the whole OVA
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Professor Ry @professor-ry.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Even Purvis and especially me
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Professor Ry @professor-ry.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The problem is that other people exist
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Professor Ry @professor-ry.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
*Eats food for content* "Where did it all go wrong for me?"
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SimpsonsQOTD @simpsonsqotd.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
"There's no way to see into the Simpson home without some kind of infrared heat-sensitive camera. Now, this technology is new to me, but I'm pretty sure that's Homer Simpson in the oven rotating slowly. His body temperature has risen to over 400 degrees. He's literally stewing in his own juices."
Season  6 / Episode 9
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Professor Ry @professor-ry.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
That sure does seem to be Ocarina with a new coat of paint thrown on it
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Nick (Piggybank/MarkandFlops) @markandflops.com · 07/09/2026
Heads up: I'm looking for work! 👀 If you need rough animation, storyboards, Flash/Animate rigs, direction, or help with almost anything in the 2D animation pipeline, please consider reaching out! I've got over nine years of industry experience. If you need it, let's talk! ❤️ Portfolio: nkalmar.com
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Professor Ry @professor-ry.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
"Everyone is a fuck except for me! But I am also a fuck!" "Wha-" "OPEN FIRE!" *Hell rains down*
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Professor Ry @professor-ry.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
It's you and me together in this fuck of a world, eye floater. Thanks for being there.
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Professor Ry @professor-ry.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
"You may activate a skill"
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Professor Ry @professor-ry.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
If my fella is gonna fight another fella I'd like to be in command of the hits in this sorta game
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Professor Ry @professor-ry.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
The battle system is where it ended up losing me too. After a while I kinda realized I wasn't enjoying battles at all.
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Professor Ry @professor-ry.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
"I don't know what you're talking about." They begin to speak only for me to grab their face with great force, covering their mouth. "I am also not asking."
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N'Oni The Artist - Currently lookin' for Colorist work! @nonitheartist.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Right, okay. So, my mom has cancer. Stage 3. We're right now saving up the money to help with her care during this time. gofund.me/163ffdedd
gofundme.com
Donate to Help Judy Whitney-Davis Fight Uterine Cancer, organized by Alexandra Davis
I am fundraising for my mother, Judy Whitney-Davis. My mother is fight… Alexandra Davis needs your support for Help Judy Whitney-Davis Fight Uterine Cancer
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Professor Ry @professor-ry.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
"You are hereby sentenced to death!" The judge says, banging his gavel "Prove it!" I say "Shit..." The judge says nervously, beginning to sweat, "Oh fuck..."
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Professor Ry @professor-ry.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I refuse to support anyone! Not even me! Who the fuck do I think I am?! *Walks into the ocean*
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Professor Ry @professor-ry.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Well well well, Mr. Screenshots is revealed at last
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On This Day in Simpsons History @dailysimpsons.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Happy 105th (or 65th) birthday to Hans Moleman (aka Ralph Melish in his first appearance), born #OnThisDay August 2, 1921 (or 1961). #TheSimpsons
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Professor Ry @professor-ry.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
"Whatever, I don't even care " *Proceeds to keep bringing the thing up for the next few hours because I'm not giving them the acknowledgement they crave*
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Professor Ry @professor-ry.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Could you imagine living in a world without FROG WATCH? HELL NO! Status: On the glass again
A close up picture of a small frog on a window, the frog is looking somewhat towards the camera
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Professor Ry @professor-ry.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Oh I'm sorry, did you think there was only one because GUESS AGAIN SHIT LIPS ITS MORE FROG WATCH Status: On the glass
Picture of a small frog sticking to a window allowing for a view of its underside. Slightly blurry because small.
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Professor Ry @professor-ry.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Personally, I think the most one could expect is it just gets tossed on the Switch Online thing with the raw Japanese like Starfy did
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Professor Ry @professor-ry.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Thought it was over? Thought it was gone? There was Frog Watch all along! Status: Very small and on a wall
A very small frog, slightly blurry
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Professor Ry @professor-ry.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Frog's Theme! From Chrono Trigger!
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Professor Ry @professor-ry.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
"I'll have you know that I don't care! I don't care and I have rented out this auditorium and invited the press for my presentation on how much I don't care." *As the screen lowers and the projector turns on, members of the audience begin to suspect that I do, in fact, care. And care a LOT*
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Professor Ry @professor-ry.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
*I fall to my knees, overcome with despair, and I scream* WHY CAN'T EVERYONE JUST BE ME AND KNOW WHAT I KNOW?! *Several nervous looking people slowly begin to exit the bank as the nice lady behind the desk begins to mash the silent alarm. This has happened before. It will happen again.*
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Professor Ry @professor-ry.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
*I scramble up the transmitter tower* "It's time! Begin the transmission!" *The signal is blasted out. I am also annihilated. All according to plan*
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Professor Ry @professor-ry.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I'm not here to kink shame. I'm here to ANNIHILATE THIS FUCKING PLANET! ENGAGE THE BEAM!! *The beam engages and lays waist to this rotten world*
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Professor Ry @professor-ry.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Kinda bored at work, but I get to go home soon.
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Professor Ry @professor-ry.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
It is! I enjoyed my time with it.
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Professor Ry @professor-ry.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Not sure why I drew this but whatever
A crude drawing of a slightly irate man holding a beer saying "You'd give a shit if I was Deltarune"
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Professor Ry @professor-ry.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Sad
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Professor Ry @professor-ry.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Man, whatever
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Professor Ry @professor-ry.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
The human experiment has failed. *Headbutts the world in half* *Dies*
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Professor Ry @professor-ry.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
My advice? Don't.
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Professor Ry @professor-ry.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
"This is an important dinner, people. It's all or nothing here." "Don't you mean OWL or nothing?" "Please. This is so very important to our futures, PLEASE don't do anything." I stare for a moment. My face twitches as my facade cracks. "I'm so sorry" I whisper I have already released the owls
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Professor Ry @professor-ry.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Heh, not me *Explodes*
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Professor Ry @professor-ry.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Sad
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Professor Ry @professor-ry.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I adore Mother 1 but it does really show that they kinda ran out of time. It's this wonderful, weird thing but I can't really recommend playing it to people unless they're really into that kinda thing. At least not the vanilla version.
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Professor Ry @professor-ry.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
"Can't let you do that, fuckface!" *Drives into you*
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Professor Ry @professor-ry.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Oh dear
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Professor Ry @professor-ry.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Ascend
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KyleJCrb - KNGI Network @kylejcrb.kngi.org · 18/06/2026
Today, my video game music radio show Nitro Game Injection finally RETURNS! It'll the 580th episode, but don't worry; you don't need to binge the other 579 to understand what's going on, I promise. All you need to know is, bangin' tunes for 2 hours starting at 3 PM US Eastern! How to listen: (1/2)
Nitro Game Injection
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Professor Ry @professor-ry.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Power that's so strong or wild that it makes your body crack open is a cool aesthetic. Just putting that out there.
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Professor Ry @professor-ry.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
It's all I ever do
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Professor Ry @professor-ry.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Pretentious! MALARKEY!
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