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Professor Ry

@professor-ry.bsky.social
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I'm usually adjacent to more interesting people. Sometimes I make things, but usually I don't. I was never cool. No minors.

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Evil Con Fettie @spacebeer.net · 11/10/2026
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Professor Ry @professor-ry.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Big Ol' Honkers
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Mobile Suit Breakdown: the Gundam Podcast @gundampodcast.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Let's stitch together some panning shots from Gundam 0080: War in the Pocket! (and check out the ones @sundownmcmoon.bsky.social has been posting from Zeta Gundam). This one from episode 6 is probably the most memorable in the whole OVA
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Professor Ry @professor-ry.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The problem is that other people exist
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Professor Ry @professor-ry.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
*Eats food for content* "Where did it all go wrong for me?"
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SimpsonsQOTD @simpsonsqotd.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
"There's no way to see into the Simpson home without some kind of infrared heat-sensitive camera. Now, this technology is new to me, but I'm pretty sure that's Homer Simpson in the oven rotating slowly. His body temperature has risen to over 400 degrees. He's literally stewing in his own juices."
Season  6 / Episode 9
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Professor Ry @professor-ry.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
That sure does seem to be Ocarina with a new coat of paint thrown on it
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Nick (Piggybank/MarkandFlops) @markandflops.com · 07/09/2026
Heads up: I'm looking for work! 👀 If you need rough animation, storyboards, Flash/Animate rigs, direction, or help with almost anything in the 2D animation pipeline, please consider reaching out! I've got over nine years of industry experience. If you need it, let's talk! ❤️ Portfolio: nkalmar.com
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Professor Ry @professor-ry.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
"Everyone is a fuck except for me! But I am also a fuck!" "Wha-" "OPEN FIRE!" *Hell rains down*
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Professor Ry @professor-ry.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
It's you and me together in this fuck of a world, eye floater. Thanks for being there.
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Professor Ry @professor-ry.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
"I don't know what you're talking about." They begin to speak only for me to grab their face with great force, covering their mouth. "I am also not asking."
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N'Oni The Artist - Currently lookin' for Colorist work! @nonitheartist.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Right, okay. So, my mom has cancer. Stage 3. We're right now saving up the money to help with her care during this time. gofund.me/163ffdedd
gofundme.com
Donate to Help Judy Whitney-Davis Fight Uterine Cancer, organized by Alexandra Davis
I am fundraising for my mother, Judy Whitney-Davis. My mother is fight… Alexandra Davis needs your support for Help Judy Whitney-Davis Fight Uterine Cancer
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Professor Ry @professor-ry.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
"You are hereby sentenced to death!" The judge says, banging his gavel "Prove it!" I say "Shit..." The judge says nervously, beginning to sweat, "Oh fuck..."
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Professor Ry @professor-ry.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I refuse to support anyone! Not even me! Who the fuck do I think I am?! *Walks into the ocean*
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On This Day in Simpsons History @dailysimpsons.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Happy 105th (or 65th) birthday to Hans Moleman (aka Ralph Melish in his first appearance), born #OnThisDay August 2, 1921 (or 1961). #TheSimpsons
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Professor Ry @professor-ry.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
"Whatever, I don't even care " *Proceeds to keep bringing the thing up for the next few hours because I'm not giving them the acknowledgement they crave*
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Professor Ry @professor-ry.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Could you imagine living in a world without FROG WATCH? HELL NO! Status: On the glass again
A close up picture of a small frog on a window, the frog is looking somewhat towards the camera
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Professor Ry @professor-ry.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Oh I'm sorry, did you think there was only one because GUESS AGAIN SHIT LIPS ITS MORE FROG WATCH Status: On the glass
Picture of a small frog sticking to a window allowing for a view of its underside. Slightly blurry because small.
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Professor Ry @professor-ry.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Thought it was over? Thought it was gone? There was Frog Watch all along! Status: Very small and on a wall
A very small frog, slightly blurry
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Professor Ry @professor-ry.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Frog's Theme! From Chrono Trigger!
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Professor Ry @professor-ry.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
"I'll have you know that I don't care! I don't care and I have rented out this auditorium and invited the press for my presentation on how much I don't care." *As the screen lowers and the projector turns on, members of the audience begin to suspect that I do, in fact, care. And care a LOT*
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Professor Ry @professor-ry.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
*I fall to my knees, overcome with despair, and I scream* WHY CAN'T EVERYONE JUST BE ME AND KNOW WHAT I KNOW?! *Several nervous looking people slowly begin to exit the bank as the nice lady behind the desk begins to mash the silent alarm. This has happened before. It will happen again.*
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Professor Ry @professor-ry.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
*I scramble up the transmitter tower* "It's time! Begin the transmission!" *The signal is blasted out. I am also annihilated. All according to plan*
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Professor Ry @professor-ry.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I'm not here to kink shame. I'm here to ANNIHILATE THIS FUCKING PLANET! ENGAGE THE BEAM!! *The beam engages and lays waist to this rotten world*
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Professor Ry @professor-ry.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Not sure why I drew this but whatever
A crude drawing of a slightly irate man holding a beer saying "You'd give a shit if I was Deltarune"
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Professor Ry @professor-ry.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Man, whatever
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Professor Ry @professor-ry.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
The human experiment has failed. *Headbutts the world in half* *Dies*
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Professor Ry @professor-ry.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
My advice? Don't.
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Professor Ry @professor-ry.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
"This is an important dinner, people. It's all or nothing here." "Don't you mean OWL or nothing?" "Please. This is so very important to our futures, PLEASE don't do anything." I stare for a moment. My face twitches as my facade cracks. "I'm so sorry" I whisper I have already released the owls
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Professor Ry @professor-ry.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Heh, not me *Explodes*
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Professor Ry @professor-ry.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
"Can't let you do that, fuckface!" *Drives into you*
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KyleJCrb - KNGI Network @kylejcrb.kngi.org · 18/06/2026
Today, my video game music radio show Nitro Game Injection finally RETURNS! It'll the 580th episode, but don't worry; you don't need to binge the other 579 to understand what's going on, I promise. All you need to know is, bangin' tunes for 2 hours starting at 3 PM US Eastern! How to listen: (1/2)
Nitro Game Injection
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Professor Ry @professor-ry.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Power that's so strong or wild that it makes your body crack open is a cool aesthetic. Just putting that out there.
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Professor Ry @professor-ry.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Tepid
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Professor Ry @professor-ry.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Boy I sure would love that super power that every fucking person but me apparently has where they can just go to sleep whenever.
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Professor Ry @professor-ry.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
*I approach the lectern and adjust the microphone* If you ever enjoyed something then FUCK YOU! *I am immediately accosted by officers and agents of multiple agencies. My past has caught up to me. I am at peace.* *No one survives*
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Professor Ry @professor-ry.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Chrono Trigger
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Professor Ry @professor-ry.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Nothing says crime spree like the Honey B's Hive theme from Banjo-Tooie
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Professor Ry @professor-ry.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
The crime is enjoy thing! The sentence is not be alive!
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Professor Ry @professor-ry.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Video Games
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Professor Ry @professor-ry.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
I don't want to rest in peace. I want to come back and GET YOU!
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On This Day in Simpsons History @dailysimpsons.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
30 years ago today, Principal Skinner purchased fast food to disguise as his own cooking at an unforgettable luncheon with Superintendent Chalmers. #TheSimpsons episode “22 Short Films About Springfield” first aired April 14, 1996.
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Professor Ry @professor-ry.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Eggs are like nature's gacha capsules.
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Lorenzo Hall 🍉 @lorenzohall.com · 30/03/2026
As we enter the final 10 days, Arisan needs your help now more than ever! It's a comic kickstarter, but what is Arisan ABOUT? This thread will tell you! 🧵
Nyx and Gnash (protagonist and his pet) from Ariisan. A call to action image composed by Regulated Strawberry with art by Excalibur and TheCongressmanNyx somehow still has his life, but no memories of the past. The powers that be have decided his presence a problem, and now Nyx has to escape, lest he lose his life early. 

Joined by friends and allies, he travels the world of the departed to get back to the living world and his memories. 

On their journey, they'll face fates worse than death, but it won't stop them from having the adventure of a lifetime.
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Professor Ry @professor-ry.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
I don't want to be part of the problem. I want to be an entirely new problem!
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Professor Ry @professor-ry.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
What if they were called Pecants? What if they tasted like despondency?
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Lorenzo Hall 🍉 @lorenzohall.com · 23/03/2026
#Arisan update! The comic kickstarter will be ending April 10th. While that's not a ton of time, we can still make it. If you want to support us bringing this action/fantasy story to life, please help by backing us on Kickstarter & sharing. Link: www.kickstarter.com/projects/526...
Arisan update at 6,510 out of 16,000 and 105 backers

18 days remain
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Lorenzo Hall 🍉 @lorenzohall.com · 19/03/2026
We're working on a couple more promotion videos as well in the background, including one with animation from an industry pro. The team and myself really are putting our all into Arisan. Please, help us reach more people so we can tell this story. Link: www.kickstarter.com/projects/526...
kickstarter.com
Arisan
An Action/Fantasy Comic where our heroes try to escape the underworld or die trying.
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Professor Ry @professor-ry.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
What about a battle series but it's about, like, paying taxes? What if one of the heroes shouts "DEDUCTION!" and punches a taxman through a wall? I dunno, just spit balling here.
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On This Day in Simpsons History @dailysimpsons.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
30 years ago today, we first met Chester J. Lampwick, although it wasn’t the first time Grampa Simpson or Krusty the Clown met him. #TheSimpsons episode “The Day the Violence Died” first aired March 17, 1996.
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