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Procrastinista @procrastinista.bsky.social · 51m
IDk if I can keep watching the season 8 reunion of Southern Charm. It's so painful... #southerncharm
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Procrastinista @procrastinista.bsky.social · 3h
I would HATE TO EAT IN A POOL. That sounds so awful, lol. #rhony
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Procrastinista @procrastinista.bsky.social · 3h
Daisy and Erin are so full of shit to trash-talk Erica's island resort. Give me a break. What posers. #rhony
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Jennifer C. Martin @notreallyjcm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Extremely grateful for these two grocery store ladies recreating Prodigy’s Firestarter
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hannah gais @hannahgais.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
will you people shut the fuck up
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 05/10/2026
Holy shit.
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Procrastinista @procrastinista.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Why’s Atlanta so late!? 😂 they rocked up after Andy #rhugt. Of course he loves them so he doesn’t care.
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Procrastinista @procrastinista.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
#rhugt has been delightful. I can't be mad about any of it. It's all been a blast.
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Procrastinista @procrastinista.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is how someone speaks who does not believe women are people.
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❀°。Der Siebenschläfer *.゚✿ ⋆ @sababausa.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The far-right justices’ signaling that they want to hold marriage equality aside is a perfect example of how the justices don’t merely exist in a political sphere, but literally behave like politicians
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Jared Holt @jaredlholt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Michael Tracey published what he said was the ID of the "Jane Doe" in the Cornell case. Then he took it down, claiming he just wanted to make a point and didn't want to see harm to the person he named. What he hasn't admitted is that he mistook info on a sketchy site for official NY court records.
An archived copy of Michael Tracey's original Substack post includes a screenshot from "eCourt Records" and the commentary: "It's [name redacted]. Don't blame me -- the New York Court System just posted it. Seemingly inadvertently. Oh well."Screenshot of Michael Tracey's post on Substack titled "Note on Jane Doe." It reads: "After identifying Jane Doe earlier tonight, I have now removed the information I published. Why? Because the principle has been served: to underscore that permanently anonymizing litigants who make sensational, spectacular, reputation-destroying claims about others — so long as they can self-declare some form of victimization — cannot be countenanced.

It’s destructive, and an egregious abuse of the legal system by huckster plaintiff’s lawyers. This practice has to end. Lawyers who seek to monetize this sleazy tactic should have to think A LOT HARDER about the claims they’re willing to throw out into the public domain, using impressionable clients who may not even know what they’re getting themselves into.

So why have I now removed her information?

Because I don’t believe she’s the main “villain” here. I primarily blame the bottom-feeding, media-manipulating, sleazebag lawyers who’ve made a whole cash-grab industry out of this racket.

Thomas Giuffra in particular has a lot to answer for. He’s the central reason for the current debacle.

Given the intense nationwide and global interest in this case, I don’t want to bring any further negative attention to this woman. I don’t believe she ought to be punished or subjected to any retribution or humiliation. I believe a RATIONAL solution is necessary here. Not more character assassination — of her, the seven young men, or anyone else. Truly, that is my genuine view."
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Max Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
AI could be a massive boon to humanity, just as the internet or social media could be—but not without changes to how markets and companies are governed. If oligarchs are always allowed to monopolize the benefits and socialize the costs of new technology, the technology itself is irrelevant.
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Procrastinista @procrastinista.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Damn, Shannon looked good in that "there's the door, Shannon Bedour" flashback. #rhoc
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Procrastinista @procrastinista.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This new SLC housewife is good. I feel like I’d respond the same way with this Heather BS. #rhoslc
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Procrastinista @procrastinista.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Omg the more #SouthernCharm I watch, the less respect I have for Paige. Did she watch the show?? But I guess he bamboozled her like everyone else.
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Procrastinista @procrastinista.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Erin is so gross. #rhony
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Sleestak @sleestak.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
and behold a pale horse. and the name that sat on him was death. and hell followed with him
cat on a statue
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Adam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · 26/09/2026
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Procrastinista @procrastinista.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I want my signed copy of Ann Rice’s Interview with the Vampire back, you fucking bitch.
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 26/09/2026
ICE BEHIND THE MASKS HAVE NAMES 2 masked agents threatened to arrest Robert Peck for legally observing them. He sued. “And now, because of a lawsuit, the (ICE) agents have names.” A Hylton 📌Nicholas Lapointe 📌Christopher Semler I hope more people take ICE to court when their rights are violated.
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Procrastinista @procrastinista.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I hope the Boom goes the dynamite guy is ok
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Procrastinista @procrastinista.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Paige and Craig are so insufferable in season 8! Naomi is not still in love with Craig. Get over yourselves! #southerncharm
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Procrastinista @procrastinista.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This reunion is SO GOOD. #ngnyt
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Procrastinista @procrastinista.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I am not usually the person to care about this, but my god every single married couple conversation on this season of #rhslc feels so contrived.
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Mark T. Sneed @marktsneed.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
“Every record has been destroyed or falsified, every book rewritten, every picture has been repainted.... History has stopped. Nothing exists except an endless present in which the Party is always right.” ― George Orwell, 1984
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
CEO pay is up 1,316% since 1978, while typical worker pay is up just 28%. CEOs are now paid 325 TIMES as much as the typical worker in their industry, according to @epi.org Why do we always hear "we can't afford to pay our workers more" but never "we can't afford to pay our CEO more"?
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Procrastinista @procrastinista.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This season of #BelowDeckMed has been one of the all-time greatest seasons in the BD franchise. What will cement it as a GOAT season will be if Kayley breaks Joe's heart. 🤞
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Me, talking to future children: When the internet started, it was a place to worship cats. That was good. We had forums. Those were good. Then they ruined it. They ruined it all
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Procrastinista @procrastinista.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Chanel Ayan is kind of incredible. I didn’t even watch Dubai, yet I love and miss her. Can she just move and join another cast or something? #rhugt
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Procrastinista @procrastinista.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
How can anyone deny the fact that Giselle and Porsha are fantastic housewives. They’ve basically been the host/narrators of the whole trip. #rhobh
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Procrastinista @procrastinista.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Idgaf I’ve really loved this Ultimate Girl’s Trip. And I’m here for a vulnerable Teresa. #rhugt
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
25 years ago today, George W. Bush signed the 2001 Authorization for Use of Military Force into law. Barbara Lee was the only member of Congress to vote against it, warning it would be a blank check for forever wars. History has proven her lonely and courageous vote right.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Remember when Jake Tapper dug in his heels to defend Fox News when Obama dared to move them to the second row of the press room? Well, now that the roles have reversed, I'm sure that Fox News will -- come on, stop laughing, let me finish
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Procrastinista @procrastinista.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Of course Gina is encouraging Carmella to talk shit. So she can immediately run back to Vicki to tell her. I hate her this season. #rhoc
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Procrastinista @procrastinista.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
What is wrong with Vicki?!? #rhoc
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Procrastinista @procrastinista.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I feel personally betrayed by Carol's #rhony tagline outfit. What. the. fuck.
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Procrastinista @procrastinista.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Me, five minutes into Widow’s Bay: where are all the widows?
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
When they eventually make a movie about this time, please don't put the male politicians in good suits. IMO, the ugly, low rent tailoring should be part of the story.
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JohnnyMangu @johnnybarbu.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I'm reading this about the USA and know it's #fascism.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Imagine a Vice President of the United States getting a fact-check Community Note that the heckler was right and you are lying. These people just can’t stop lying.
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Procrastinista @procrastinista.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Omg I miss the Miami ladies so much! #rhugt
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Procrastinista @procrastinista.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I don't like Vicki, but I like when Emily gets yelled at. #rhoc
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Procrastinista @procrastinista.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I hate this fucking cast. Emily and Gina just starting shit for no fucking reason. This is so dumb. #rhoc
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ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
it doesn't matter if promising $5k is a crime, if we're prosecuting him we have like 200 other things that are more prosecutable and if we're not prosecuting him he's certainly not prosecuting himself it matters that it's extremely not going to happen
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Procrastinista @procrastinista.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I am very happy for Georgia, but I'm also very freaked out by the lack of hygiene of her boyfriend. #ngnyt
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Procrastinista @procrastinista.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
That sales clerk stole the scene. Well done! #rhony
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Procrastinista @procrastinista.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
This season of Below Deck Med has been incredible #bdmed
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Micah @rincewind.run · 05/09/2026
my consistent opinion on this is that the left/liberal divide is exaggerated by the most pugnacious voices in each camp, we are all mostly on the same side, and this is especially true right now given our common enemy let’s tone it down until we put them in an electoral dumpster
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Some congressional Democrats (or their staffers, I guess) follow me on here, so let me speak directly to them: The media isn't going to do this on their own. But if you make it an issue, they might just be shamed into forcing your GOP opponents into discussing the fat racist elephant in the room.
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Procrastinista @procrastinista.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Tamra carries this show on her back. #rhoc
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