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Working on my five year afterlife plan

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Welcome to Night Vale @nightvaleradio.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
You should be drinking about 13 cups of water a day, as well as seeing 3 butterflies, and having 1 thought that makes you stop and go where the hell did that thought come from.
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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
armadillos should sound like accordions when they run
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Bea @processpending.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Happy birthday!🎉
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Bea @processpending.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
She knew the dice wouldn't roll in your favor and was saving you. Really you should reward her for her kindness.
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Bea @processpending.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Thank you!
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Bea @processpending.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Paraskull done. Bring on hot goth summer! ☀️ 💀
A crocheted parasol made of skulls, fading from bright green in the center to dark blue at the edges.
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Bea @processpending.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
"Keping anyone but you alive isn't really in my job description" I think you jinxed it Brand. There's now fine print that says "Any relatives Rune takes in or partners with existing dependents."
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Bea @processpending.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Happy birthday! (Cigar boxes are a special kind of magic)
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David R. Slayton (He/Him) @drslayton.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
This month I'm hoping that more people discover Rogue Community College, my book about a magic school for everyone who needs it. I love all of my paper and pixel kids, but this one is special to me. Its audiobook is also on sale at chirpbooks for $2.99: www.chirpbooks.com/audiobooks/r...
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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Relaxation tips: - picture a quiet forest - picture yourself wandering in the gloom - picture finding a mossy little cottage in a clearing - picture moving into that cottage and becoming the reason it's considered haunted
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David R. Slayton (He/Him) @drslayton.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
There's still time to join the preorder campaign for The Silent Paths of Night. Preorder the hardcover OR paperback from Books Are Awesome to get it personalized with character art cards and a canvas world map: booksareawesome.net/book/9798228...
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Bea @processpending.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Maybe we should send you falconry gauntlets 😆 Hope she's okay!
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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Aries: Please stop touching the Amulet of Unceasing Regret. It’s not a toy.
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David R. Slayton (He/Him) @drslayton.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Happy Independent Bookstore Day! Give them some love and sales if you're out and about!
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David R. Slayton (He/Him) @drslayton.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Would you look at that? The cover for Backwoods Banshee, Adam Binder #5! It's out October 27, 2026 wherever and however you read. There will be a preorder campaign at booksareawesome.net/book/9798228... If you'd like it personalized and with character art and other goodies.
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Bea @processpending.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Absolutely stunning! Love their expressions and the possibilities exploding from Quinn.
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Chaos Wizard Aficionado @havenroze.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
I am on my hands and knees begging for people to read The Tarot Sequence by @kdedwardsnc.bsky.social The propaganda (fancomics of scenes and other fanart) will continue until I am stopped and I cannot be stopped
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David R. Slayton (He/Him) @drslayton.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Happy International Asexuality Day from my favorite Ace Emo Chaos Monkey, Vran. #internationalasexualityday #roguecommunitycollege #adambinder
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Bea @processpending.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
If you've started writing MM5 then surely that's a sign from the universe it's time for a reread 😆
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Bea @processpending.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Are you sure thats not an old god trapped in cat form?
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Bea @processpending.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Excuse me while I check all of my bedsheets for this sorcery.
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Bea @processpending.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
It's Tentacle Tuesday! Remember to water your tentacles with the blood of your enemies. Haven't had time to stock up? Use isopropyl 70%, not as refreshing so best avert your eyes or the suction cups will guilt you.
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David R. Slayton (He/Him) @drslayton.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Hoping more people will find my magical school for everyone book. A reluctant assassin, an elf boy with a secret, and dinosaurs. Available everywhere, and however, you read: davidrslayton.com/books/rogue-...
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Bea @processpending.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
That's the kind of intense cat stare that gives me pause before following their gaze, unsure if I want whatever is there to be visible to the human eye or not.🤣
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KD Edwards @kdedwardsnc.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
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When a bookshop owner turns anger into resistance — MS NOW
Greg Ketter, the owner of Dreamhaven Books & Comics in Minneapolis, went viral for putting words to what so many are feeling right now. He is angry. And he knows what book banning & the suppression of...
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David R. Slayton (He/Him) @drslayton.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
I've partnered with Books Are Awesome for a preorder campaign for The Silent Paths of Night (out June 9, 2026). Paperback or hardcovers ordered through them will come with a set of character art cards drawn by Jake Shandy and a canvas world map: booksareawesome.net/book/9798228...
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David R. Slayton (He/Him) @drslayton.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Your daily fortune: You don't need to try your best all the time. You can try mediocrity and still get a lot of stuff done too.
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Bea @processpending.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Absolute banger of a book! Read it and then join the rest of us pleading with her to return to this world and give us more stories!
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David R. Slayton (He/Him) @drslayton.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
I've got some books on sale! davidrslayton.com/ebook-and-au...
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Rogue Community College and DArk Moon, Shallow Sea are $2.99 at Libro.fm and Chirp Books.

In Ebook, Redneck Revenant is  $1.99 everywhere!

With the three covers of those books.
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Bea @processpending.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
New email signature?🤣
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Lisa/E.M. Hamill @emhamill.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
🌈📚. Linktree in bio! #queerfantasy #contemporarythriller #romanticfantasy
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Bea @processpending.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Absolute banger! 10/10 book! And one of the most difficult to book talk to high school students for all of the reasons listed in the content warnings (not that it ever stopped me).
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Bea @processpending.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
This might be a good time to bring chainmail back into style.
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David R. Slayton (He/Him) @drslayton.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
If you got to the end of Stranger Things and said "I wish I had more stories with a gay sorcerer from a small town fighting an eldritch power while crafting a found family," then I've got you covered. Three series, urban/rural and high fantasy available however you read. davidrslayton.com/books/
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Lisa/E.M. Hamill @emhamill.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
🌈📚 Ex-lovers must work together to defeat magical terrorists who want to bring the world to its knees. FORREST HOUSE is up for presale now! books2read.com/u/mvDOq6
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Lisa/E.M. Hamill @emhamill.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
📚🌈🦄 Ex-lovers must work together to defeat magical terrorists who want to bring the world to its knees. FORREST HOUSE is up for presale now!
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FORREST HOUSE is up for presale!
FORREST HOUSE: Ex-lovers must work together to defeat magical terrorists in this contemporary fantasy thriller with romance. Release date is January 11, 2026 in e-book and paperback. Audiobook will…
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K.A. Doore @kadoore.com · 24/11/2025
REDNECK REVENANT by @drslayton.bsky.social - gay MC - our cinnamon roll magician is back and life is great - which means it's time for his sister-in-law to show up at his doorstep - except... she died? - right?? - 4th in ADAM BINDER series
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Redneck Revenant
Check out Redneck Revenant - <p><b>From bestselling author David R. Slayton, <i>Redneck Revenant</i> is an exciting new chapter in the Adam Binder series.</b></p><p>Adam Binder's life has never been b...
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Strumie @astrumiel.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Happy Birthday to one of the most perfect fictional men out there - Addam Saint Nicholas from @kdedwardsnc.bsky.social's Tarot Sequence!
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Bea @processpending.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Absolutely stunning work! Love the hint of beard!
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David R. Slayton (He/Him) @drslayton.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
The piece with the Nerd Daily is live. Thank you to everyone who contributed questions! thenerddaily.com/david-r-slay...
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Bea @processpending.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
So sorry about your kitty.
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Bea @processpending.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
So exciting to have a date!
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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Don't stop searching for joy. Track it down if you can. Look in cluttered bookstores, historic theaters, haunted playgrounds, and misty moors. Take joy out for tea, adventure, and gentle mischief across the land.
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Bea @processpending.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
You look incredible!
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Bea @processpending.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Telling him "It's only bones, no meaty bits." Was not the reassurance I had intended it to be. I do feel bad.
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Bea @processpending.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
My coworker bursting into my office to declare "I have bones for you!" Only got better when she returned with said bones in a crumpled Jimmy John's bag. From the abject horror on my volunteer's face by this exchange I assume he's never to return.
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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
It's ok to listen to the little voice in your head. The one telling you to slow down. The one telling you to follow witch-lights through misty woodlands to the court of the ancient forest gods, draped in moss and gloom.
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Welcome to Night Vale @nightvaleradio.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
The world is not out to get you. That's paranoid thinking. There are, at most, three to fifteen people out to get you, working day and night on your downfall. Relax.
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Welcome to Night Vale @nightvaleradio.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
“I am him!” I shout, pointing at my doppelgänger.
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