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Problem Child

@problemchild.bsky.social
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Wench of miscellaneous heritage and exotic ‘fro. Pillock of the community.

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Problem Child @problemchild.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Daughter is freaking out.
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Mi Julie ✌🏽 @dairycontrary.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
PSA
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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
🎵 Aruba, Jamaica, ooh, I wanna take ya Bermuda, Bahamas, calm down Judith Chalmers 🎵
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Problem Child @problemchild.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Can’t…..escape… the other place. The atmosphere is toxic and will not sustain human life.
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two men are standing next to each other in a room .
ALT: two men are standing next to each other in a room .
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Problem Child @problemchild.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
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Problem Child @problemchild.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Watching #AVFC alone later. It’s just not the same.
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Problem Child @problemchild.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
I’m honoured to be your first follower! @dynamo-ken.bsky.social
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Problem Child @problemchild.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
#AVFC really struggled to hold my interest for the first 60+ minutes against #WHU tonight. Glad I wasn’t freezing my bits off at Villa Park.
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Problem Child @problemchild.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
I feel like a little girl on her first day at a new school. Hello. My name’s Lucy. Please don’t flush my head down the loo.
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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
they dont have this firework problem in france bc as kids they are allowed a small firework with dinner
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Problem Child @problemchild.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
me when you get your acoustic guitar out at a party I was up to that point enjoying
footballer with Poundland James-Taylor on his shirt
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Everyone’s Favourite Jim @jimmeruk.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
I've just been reminded of this story. One of my favourites. www.reddit.com/r/CasualUK/c...
I was telling my German colleague about how my parents, who were living in Spain, kept having problems with eagles killing their chickens.

Me: yeah, these eagles come down out of the mountains, they steal the chickens right out of the pen!

Frank: an eagle!? AN EAGLE DOES THIS!?

Me: yes, they have eagles over there, mad isn't it?

Frank: AN EAGLE IS STEALING THE CHICKENS?

Me: errr, yeah, they're predators you know?

Frank: THEY ARE PREDATORS?

Me: yeah, and they fly down and kill the chickens and fly off with them

Frank: THEY FLY... wait, hang on... Oh.... I see... Err... In German, Igel is... Errr...

(long, long pause)...

AH! IN GERMAN, EIN IGEL IS A HEDGEHOG!
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Funny Of Internet @888.bsky.social · 02/11/2023
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Jaunty Art @jaunty.art · 21/09/2023
DO NOT EAT IF SEAL IS BROKEN
DO NOT EAT IF SEAL IS BROKEN. Four panel comic. Two Orca stalk a seal on an ice flow. One Orca eyes the seal implacably. Seal is visibly red eyed and tearful. Broken. Orcas depart.
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 07/09/2023
Sad news; the inventor of the Your Mum’s So Fat joke died last night. He was at home, surrounded by his wife.
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