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Problem Child

@problemchild.bsky.social
327 followers 234 following 52 posts

Wench of miscellaneous heritage and exotic ‘fro. Pillock of the community.

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Problem Child @problemchild.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
It really is. The capitals should have been convincing.
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Problem Child @problemchild.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
THIS IS EXACTLY HOW I IMAGINED YOU!
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Problem Child @problemchild.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
You’re one of my favourite people in the world
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Problem Child @problemchild.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
I don’t mind interesting. Polite? Nah.
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Problem Child @problemchild.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
I know exactly what you mean and you’re absolutely right. Except my house.
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Problem Child @problemchild.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Daughter is freaking out.
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Problem Child @problemchild.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
I agree. I deserve your derision.
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Mi Julie ✌🏽 @dairycontrary.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
PSA
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Problem Child @problemchild.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
I intend to. Soon!
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Problem Child @problemchild.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
It really does. Shockingly and brazenly. I’ll delete Twitter soon so I have no choice but to immerse myself here.
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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
🎵 Aruba, Jamaica, ooh, I wanna take ya Bermuda, Bahamas, calm down Judith Chalmers 🎵
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Problem Child @problemchild.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Can’t…..escape… the other place. The atmosphere is toxic and will not sustain human life.
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two men are standing next to each other in a room .
ALT: two men are standing next to each other in a room .
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Problem Child @problemchild.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
If only. At least they can be switched off.
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Problem Child @problemchild.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Easter greetings.
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Problem Child @problemchild.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Many thanks.
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Problem Child @problemchild.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
I like to pop up out of nowhere with this classy shit.
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Problem Child @problemchild.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Cms or inches?
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Problem Child @problemchild.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
My characteristic panache 🙄
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Problem Child @problemchild.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
I read that entirely in a Jamaican accent.
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Problem Child @problemchild.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Me or my post? 😉
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Problem Child @problemchild.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
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Problem Child @problemchild.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
I made a lot of noise when that happened.
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Problem Child @problemchild.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Watching #AVFC alone later. It’s just not the same.
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Problem Child @problemchild.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
I’m honoured to be your first follower! @dynamo-ken.bsky.social
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Problem Child @problemchild.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
#AVFC really struggled to hold my interest for the first 60+ minutes against #WHU tonight. Glad I wasn’t freezing my bits off at Villa Park.
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Problem Child @problemchild.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Thank you. I’m straddling the two. Increasingly hating it over there though.
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Problem Child @problemchild.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Yes, I’ve done a lot of complaining. Things are still awful but I’ve adjusted my attitude…for everyone’s sake! I do hope all is well with you.
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Problem Child @problemchild.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Oh. That’s chilling. Mothers in law are a breed apart.
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Problem Child @problemchild.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
That’s such a lovely welcome, Dianne! Great to see you x
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Problem Child @problemchild.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Thanks Stuart!
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Problem Child @problemchild.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Thank you, that’s very kind.
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Problem Child @problemchild.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Hi Nigel, thank you!
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Problem Child @problemchild.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
I’ve just wet my pants.
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Problem Child @problemchild.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
I’m just dipping my toe in for now.
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Problem Child @problemchild.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
I feel like a little girl on her first day at a new school. Hello. My name’s Lucy. Please don’t flush my head down the loo.
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Problem Child @problemchild.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Lovely first laugh of the day. Thanks.
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Problem Child @problemchild.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Really? By far some of my weakest output. Strap in for far superior nonsense 😉
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Problem Child @problemchild.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Hahahaha.
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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
they dont have this firework problem in france bc as kids they are allowed a small firework with dinner
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Problem Child @problemchild.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
No change then. Glad to see you back x
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Problem Child @problemchild.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Nice!
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Problem Child @problemchild.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Don’t worry. The foil covered ones are unfertilised.
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Problem Child @problemchild.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
That’s how he procreates. Everyone knows that.
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Problem Child @problemchild.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Ooh. I’m living vicariously through you. Again!
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Problem Child @problemchild.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
TOMMMMMM! It’s been a long time x
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Problem Child @problemchild.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
I’m gradually extricating myself too. See you around x
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Problem Child @problemchild.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Haha, I’m not sure how to take that, Dianne! I’m ok, clinging to the wreckage. Hope you’re well x
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Problem Child @problemchild.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
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Problem Child @problemchild.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
You’re probably too young to remember that. I’m not. I’m scarred.
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