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Orpheus "Teige" Wren 🏳️‍⚧️ @probablyacryptid.bsky.social · 17h

For extra bonus "Figures" today I need to walk to a nearby coffee shop to sign some forms so I can get help with that "about to be homeless" problem I have Because when your choices are homelessness or abuse, homelessness has DIFFERENT risks at least and people WANT to help you not be there

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Orpheus "Teige" Wren 🏳️‍⚧️ @probablyacryptid.bsky.social · 17h

Figures About two years ago I noticed I couldn't feel part of my left hip and started trying to engage those nerves to find out why. This probably ultimately led to both my hips collapsing this year as a 25 year old injury said "remember me?" And only NOW can I feel that spot

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Orpheus "Teige" Wren 🏳️‍⚧️ @probablyacryptid.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I only took one and they're emergency meds. I should be relatively safe, I just had a Keppra treatment on Sunday

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Orpheus "Teige" Wren 🏳️‍⚧️ @probablyacryptid.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I wasn't going to take any more of these anxiety meds but I have to return to a place of abuse today and stay there until I at least get things packed do yeah I kinda need something to pull me back down to earth

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Orpheus "Teige" Wren 🏳️‍⚧️ @probablyacryptid.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Fucking dyslexia lost the fight to HDD today I see. Ah well, it's been a... life 💀

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Orpheus "Teige" Wren 🏳️‍⚧️ @probablyacryptid.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

This expanded explanation is perfect, thank you! And this is also why you will find many computers currently with both a small SSD (like 250mb or 500mb) and a larger HHD! SSDs are amazing boot drives because they work faster, but for something where data MUST be rewritten often, HHDs are preferred

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Orpheus "Teige" Wren 🏳️‍⚧️ @probablyacryptid.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Mental health doing better and safe in the hands of my partners for now while I continue to recover

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Orpheus "Teige" Wren 🏳️‍⚧️ @probablyacryptid.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I would like to die because of a situation I am in. I am not going to hurt myself. I just want to die The moment I am out of it I am going directly to a hospital and checking myself in, but not before I put the people responsible on blast There is sooooo much I haven't said and really need to

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Orpheus "Teige" Wren 🏳️‍⚧️ @probablyacryptid.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Someday I will have enough Walmart rewards cash to buy some underwear *sigh* *cough* HEY ANYONE WANNA BUY SOME FANTASY AND POETRY BOOKS?? THEY'RE NOT AI AND THEY DON'T SUCK, I SWEAR!!

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Orpheus "Teige" Wren 🏳️‍⚧️ @probablyacryptid.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Y'know, given 1) My sperm donor refuses to go to a doctor because drugs bad herbs good 2) I just found out my mother was disassociating for 6 years straight 3) My brother is so repressed I doubt he'll ever come out 4) I haven't seen my half sister in over a decade because 1/2

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Orpheus "Teige" Wren 🏳️‍⚧️ @probablyacryptid.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I genuinely don't get sexual attraction. I understand the concepts because they have been explained to me but I'm attracted to people, not bodies

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Orpheus "Teige" Wren 🏳️‍⚧️ @probablyacryptid.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I switched from my cat blanket to my big green fluffer blanky @anthrocultur.bsky.social got me for Hanukkah. Definitely getting cold at night right now, I can tell it's almost my birthday

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Orpheus "Teige" Wren 🏳️‍⚧️ @probablyacryptid.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I'm poly too and I dunno what ace-flux is for certain, but it certainly SOUNDS like something I do (Like genderfluid but randomly ace sometimes?)

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Orpheus "Teige" Wren 🏳️‍⚧️ @probablyacryptid.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

The threat will be fully explained as "if you dismiss me in pain, I will be changing doctors the moment I get home"

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Orpheus "Teige" Wren 🏳️‍⚧️ @probablyacryptid.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I need to switch doctors, so I'm going to just write an itemized list of health conditions and concerns It will be labeled "Health problems that would not be this much of a problem if a doctor hadn't shoved Tylenol and ibuprofen at me and told me to go away" It is a hint and a threat

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Orpheus "Teige" Wren 🏳️‍⚧️ @probablyacryptid.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

AGREEEEEEED, this was exactly as much show as it needed to be

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Orpheus "Teige" Wren 🏳️‍⚧️ @probablyacryptid.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Yyyyyyyyeah with the benefit of hindsight, I'll agree with that

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Orpheus "Teige" Wren 🏳️‍⚧️ @probablyacryptid.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

At least she's not a trans man. Honestly, that and being a Millennial are all that's saving me

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Orpheus "Teige" Wren 🏳️‍⚧️ @probablyacryptid.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

"This makes me want to lock myself in a room with my partner for a good long while and make loud, sexy noises together."

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Steve Lee @spleeeeee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

what could possibly go wrong?

dominos meme. first domino is gail is cloned. last domino is world currencies tied to the pickle standard

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Orpheus "Teige" Wren 🏳️‍⚧️ @probablyacryptid.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I can't disagree with him, even if I disagree with his actions. Those things not only suck to use, they destroy job opportunities for humans. I want to break them all too

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Orpheus "Teige" Wren 🏳️‍⚧️ @probablyacryptid.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I hope so too because I would love to see them drown and go under from legal fees

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Orpheus "Teige" Wren 🏳️‍⚧️ @probablyacryptid.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I like to bury my pizza in meat, cheese, and vegetables to the point it's practically uncookable, but if I'm limited? Ham and pineapple Come at me about my delicious pineapple and feel my utter disregard

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Alt: Jack Black & Rebecca: I'll Be Waiting stretch squat

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Orpheus "Teige" Wren 🏳️‍⚧️ @probablyacryptid.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Yeah, I know. Nothing I haven't published or care about gets put over there After I have published it, I'm allowed to sue them

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Orpheus "Teige" Wren 🏳️‍⚧️ @probablyacryptid.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Not encouraging murder, but we need more dead billionaires right about now Are they still scared after Luigi allegedly shot that one guy? They still being followed by bodyguards? Do they need a reminder who is ACTUALLY running the world while they push their chess board around?

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Orpheus "Teige" Wren 🏳️‍⚧️ @probablyacryptid.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

This is why I'm on Instagram and Threads mostly in protest and to sell books (maybe) and while my Facebook account still exists, it only posts from Instagram. I don't go there

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Orpheus "Teige" Wren 🏳️‍⚧️ @probablyacryptid.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

For the purposes of this post, we are ignoring my niece Keisha. She's in middle school, she doesn't count yet

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Orpheus "Teige" Wren 🏳️‍⚧️ @probablyacryptid.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

the last I heard she was on the run with someone who decided to skip his parole ... I think saying my PTSD laden AuDHD ass is somehow the sanest person in my family is probably not a stretch At least I'm on meds, in therapy, and not actively hiding from law enforcement!

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Orpheus "Teige" Wren 🏳️‍⚧️ @probablyacryptid.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

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Orpheus "Teige" Wren 🏳️‍⚧️ @probablyacryptid.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I continue to be a complexly simple man, baffling everyone involved

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Orpheus "Teige" Wren 🏳️‍⚧️ @probablyacryptid.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I really love me some radioactive isotopes with breakfast

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Orpheus "Teige" Wren 🏳️‍⚧️ @probablyacryptid.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

It's really difficult because I know that this epic I'm writing (yes, I'm finally writing again!) is groundbreaking, the scale is beyond impressive, and the way I'm planning to do it will make some pretty serious waves, but I CAN'T FUCKING SAY ANYTHING about most of it because IT'S TOP SECRET AHHHH

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Orpheus "Teige" Wren 🏳️‍⚧️ @probablyacryptid.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

This is really weird but since botox informed me that like 90% of what's going on in my back at this point is just spasms, I've been nudging them with a special tool* *it's an empty disposable weed vape, technically. Look, the shape is perfect!

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Orpheus "Teige" Wren 🏳️‍⚧️ @probablyacryptid.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

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Orpheus "Teige" Wren 🏳️‍⚧️ @probablyacryptid.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I'm going to be releasing a poetry book next year that is a sequel to Taking the Long Road Out of Hell and From Shadow to Shade It will be called Dancing In The Rain I do not have a cover nor at least half of the poems, come back later

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Orpheus "Teige" Wren 🏳️‍⚧️ @probablyacryptid.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Good gods I am in so much less pain and I can feel more of my nerves and wow hey I have a body under all this skin, hey?

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Orpheus "Teige" Wren 🏳️‍⚧️ @probablyacryptid.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Someday I will have enough Walmart rewards cash to buy some underwear *sigh* *cough* HEY ANYONE WANNA BUY SOME FANTASY AND POETRY BOOKS?? THEY'RE NOT AI AND THEY DON'T SUCK, I SWEAR!!

ko-fi.com

Visit Orpheus and Eli's Shop!

I've opened a shop. Come take a look!

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Orpheus "Teige" Wren 🏳️‍⚧️ @probablyacryptid.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I'm so glad I can tell if I'm about to fart or shart with a 98% degree of accuracy because yyyyyyyyep One of THOOOOOOSE days... #shitpost

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Orpheus "Teige" Wren 🏳️‍⚧️ @probablyacryptid.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

It's really weird that literally the only treatment for my type of migraines is to partially paralyze some of the muscles in your shoulders, neck, head, and face Anyway, I got migraine Botox today

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