probablyRob @probably-rob.bsky.social · 1h"EVERY SINGLE J6 INSURRECTIONIST HOLDING PUBLIC OFFICE IN AMERICA IS A TROJAN HORSE AND A THREAT TO BOTH NATIONAL SECURITY AND OUR REPUBLIC" 000
probablyRob @probably-rob.bsky.social · 19hWhether they implement any of these plans or not, just having a meeting with a convicted felon (actually that’s a convicted felon meeting with a convicted felon) to discuss rigging the election is an impeachable offense 020
probablyRob @probably-rob.bsky.social · 19hUnfortunately number one is “eat a diet of low carb, high protein crickets” and I just don’t want to live enough for that 000
probablyRob @probably-rob.bsky.social · 21hHow I arrived on Blueskystatic.klipy.comKitten in Harness Falls OverAlt: A cat flopping over 020
Reposted by probablyRobtoilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately 189112643068
probablyRob @probably-rob.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Me with mouth full of road salt: Troy Jakshun just wost my vote! 000
probablyRob @probably-rob.bsky.social · 06/10/2026That’s assuming you survive all the computer viruses 010
probablyRob @probably-rob.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I feel pretty confident that Pete Hegseth is the only one stupid enough enough to win the GOP nomination 000
Reposted by probablyRobYgrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 04/10/2026cop: license and registration please me: (hands him uno reverse card) license and registration please cop: ah man 747993
probablyRob @probably-rob.bsky.social · 04/10/2026static.klipy.comMariah Carey Sings 'Hero'Alt: Mariah Carey Sings 'And then a hero comes along’ 000
probablyRob @probably-rob.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Mom: Remember if a stranger tries to pick you up and carry you away just go limp. Kid: 052
probablyRob @probably-rob.bsky.social · 02/10/2026and their teeth were like the teeth of lions.” 1130
probablyRob @probably-rob.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Ok but I really need to hear the Pope’s thoughts on this: “The appearance of the locusts was like horses prepared for battle; and on their heads appeared to be crowns like gold, and their faces were like the faces of men.” Revelation 9 1131
probablyRob @probably-rob.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Your mom makes you brush Bigfoot’s teeth? That’s just wrong! 151
probablyRob @probably-rob.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Bill Paxton voice: DEBRIS!static.klipy.comTwister: Flying Cow Tornado SceneAlt: Twister: Flying Cow Tornado Scene 000
probablyRob @probably-rob.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Campaign Manager: Can we find a picture of him that doesn’t look like a smirking Bond villain? Staffer: We spent 10 hours at the photo shoot yesterday and this is the best one. Campaign Manager: * sigh * Send it. 020
probablyRob @probably-rob.bsky.social · 24/09/2026It’s a sequel to Ratatouille where Remy and Alfredo race to solve the mystery of why the plague is ravaging Paris and oh wait never mind 001
probablyRob @probably-rob.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I’ve always said that if women really want to attract men, instead of wearing perfume that smells like flowers, they should wear something that smells like donuts or bacon 020
probablyRob @probably-rob.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Bank Loan Officer: So you’d like to open a home equity loan? Are you planning to do some renovations to your house, maybe buy an RV, or take a European vacation? Me: I just need the money to pay my utility bill. 010
probablyRob @probably-rob.bsky.social · 23/09/2026* on my deathbed * With my last breath I pass on to you, my son, all of the accumulated wisdom from the many years of my life. When opening a pickle jar, first use a can opened to pry the top until it makes that little pop sound and breaks the vacuum seal. Then it will be easy to open. * dies * 020
probablyRob @probably-rob.bsky.social · 23/09/2026And Soylent Green’s profits have never been higher 🤷♂️ 000
Reposted by probablyRobarr @arr.bsky.social · 23/09/2026This makes me hopeful. This number is aspirational but nowhere near out of reach: a working professional could realistically cash out their 401k and buy off a public official. Owning a senator is more attainable for most Americans than home ownership. 6246761035
probablyRob @probably-rob.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I’m just imagining TNT viewers watching 24/7 constantly asking “Is wrestling on yet?” 120
probablyRob @probably-rob.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I love buying popcorn at the movies because your only choices are a kid sized bag or a bucket that a small kid could swim in 110
probablyRob @probably-rob.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Moses has something to saystatic.klipy.comMoses Says 'Come At Me Bro!'Alt: Moses Says 'Come At Me Bro!' 020
probablyRob @probably-rob.bsky.social · 19/09/2026In a move that surprised Hollywood insiders, Amazon Pictures announced that the next James Bond movie will be a prequel to the 1989 film “License to Kill” starring Timothy Dalton. The new movie will be titled “Learner’s Permit to Kill” 000
probablyRob @probably-rob.bsky.social · 18/09/2026How would you describe your social media reach? Mine:static.klipy.comTom Brady's Awkward High Five DeniedAlt: Tom Brady desperately walking around looking for someone to high five him, while they all ignore him 021
probablyRob @probably-rob.bsky.social · 18/09/2026the fact that the Pope needs kryptonite confirms that Superman is Protestant 010
probablyRob @probably-rob.bsky.social · 18/09/2026The most concerning question is why does the Pope need kryptonite? 173
probablyRob @probably-rob.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I thought the Reacher finale went too far when the villains released the deadly nerve toxin and Reacher just grabbed it out of the air with his bare hands, put it in a headlock and smothered it. 000
probablyRob @probably-rob.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I watched the first episode just to see how bad it was, and I won’t be watching again. I doubt I’m the only person who did that, so I expect the ratings will only go down from here. 000
probablyRob @probably-rob.bsky.social · 16/09/2026We should have known RFK Jr was backed by Trask Industries 010
probablyRob @probably-rob.bsky.social · 16/09/2026BREAKING: Emmet Otter’s Jug Band will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran. 0130
probablyRob @probably-rob.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Everybody remembers the story of the Good Samaritan where a Samaritan stopped to help a Jewish man who was beaten, but then it turns out he was actually an ICE agent in disguise, so they arrested the guy and sent him back to Samaria 010
Reposted by probablyRobjeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 15/09/2026🚨 Jeremy Kaplowitz has officially dropped out of the Ed Sheeren tour. 1681053
probablyRob @probably-rob.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Hey show some respect when you’re talking about the Queen of Naboo! 030