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probablyRob @probably-rob.bsky.social · 18h

"EVERY SINGLE J6 INSURRECTIONIST HOLDING PUBLIC OFFICE IN AMERICA IS A TROJAN HORSE AND A THREAT TO BOTH NATIONAL SECURITY AND OUR REPUBLIC"

A supposed quote from Nancy Mace seen on Facebook.

"EVERY SINGLE MUSLIM HOLDING PUBLIC OFFICE IN AMERICA IS A TROJAN HORSE AND A THREAT TO BOTH NATIONAL SECURITY AND OUR REPUBLIC"
NANCY MACE

The picture is of Nancy Mace, and Congresswoman Ilhan Omar

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probablyRob @probably-rob.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I feel pretty confident that Pete Hegseth is the only one stupid enough enough to win the GOP nomination

Pete Hegseth looking like he came straight out of Starship Troopers

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probablyRob @probably-rob.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

and their teeth were like the teeth of lions.”

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probablyRob @probably-rob.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

“They had hair like the hair of women…

Minions dressed up like women including wigs

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probablyRob @probably-rob.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Ok but I really need to hear the Pope’s thoughts on this: “The appearance of the locusts was like horses prepared for battle; and on their heads appeared to be crowns like gold, and their faces were like the faces of men.” ‭‭Revelation‬ ‭9‬

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probablyRob @probably-rob.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Campaign Manager: Can we find a picture of him that doesn’t look like a smirking Bond villain? Staffer: We spent 10 hours at the photo shoot yesterday and this is the best one. Campaign Manager: * sigh * Send it.

An ad for Ken Paxton, featuring him smirking like some kind of gremlin. The text reads “Ken Paxton is fighting to keep Texas children safe”

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probablyRob @probably-rob.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

For some reason, Taco Bell is unaffected

News headline: “Wendy's faces 300 closures across 15 states due to crippling beef prices”

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probablyRob @probably-rob.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I’m just imagining TNT viewers watching 24/7 constantly asking “Is wrestling on yet?”

An article about the failed spinoff of Babylon 5, called Crusade.

“Hoping to build its own sci-fi slate, TNT even became the network home for Babylon 5's spin-off, Crusade. However, the network soon realized that its primary viewers were interested only in watching wrestling. Meanwhile, the viewers who showed up to watch Babylon 5 had little interest in wrestling or other sports.
Owing to this, the sci-fi franchise did not necessarily benefit the network.”

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probablyRob @probably-rob.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

The memoir of every child actor:

A graphic from the Texas vs Ohio State football game showing the name of Texas running back Hollywood Smothers

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probablyRob @probably-rob.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

You know me so well Duolingo, tea IS my baby!

Screenshot from Duolingo “Tú bebes té?” which of course actually means “Do you drink tea?”

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probablyRob @probably-rob.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

BREAKING: Emmet Otter’s Jug Band will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran.

Just a bunch of otters playing in a jug band from Emmet Otter’s Jug Band Christmas (1977)

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probablyRob @probably-rob.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Has anyone checked to see if Michael Caine is in Maine right now?

A poster for Jaws The Revenge - “this time it’s personal” starring Michael Caine

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probablyRob @probably-rob.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Hey everybody I know it’s the weekend, but I’m gonna need you all to really step it up

We ran out of posts from your follows.
Here's the latest from Discover.

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probablyRob @probably-rob.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Got my hands on one of those new foldable iPhones and y’all are not ready for this!

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probablyRob @probably-rob.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Tragedy on College Gameday this morning as Pat McAfee’s head exploded live on the air. Reece Davis: “We’ve been telling him to dial it back for a while, but at least he died doing what he loved - yelling”

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probablyRob @probably-rob.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I don’t understand any of the words in that sentence

The classic tweet:

I'm 50. All celebrity news looks like this:
'CURTAINS FOR ZOOSHA? K-SMOG AND BATBOY CAUGHT FLIPPING A GRUNT'

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probablyRob @probably-rob.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Finally getting around to watching The Diplomat and holy crap, it’s Lucy from the Chronicles of Narnia!

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probablyRob @probably-rob.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Charles Darwin 1859: “All species of organisms arise and develop through the natural selection of small, inherited variations that increase the individual's ability to compete, survive, and reproduce.” *Darwin looks down and sees this bug* Darwin: Never mind

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probablyRob @probably-rob.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

If you see this, post you getaway vehicle

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probablyRob @probably-rob.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Marvel has made some marketing tweaks to their next movie after the success of Spiderman Brand New Day

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probablyRob @probably-rob.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Whatever you do, don’t name it anything that would anger our Orange Fuhrer! gulfof.mapquest.com/lakeontario

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probablyRob @probably-rob.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Did Facebook just invent AI Matlock?

Excerpt from Zuckerberg’s AI manifesto:

As a thought experiment, imagine only one person had a superintelligent lawyer.
They would have an unfair advantage in court - even if they were wrong on the merits. That would lead to a worse society. But now imagine everyone has a superintelligent lawyer. In this case, justice would be carried out much more fairly and efficiently than it is today when there is often an imbalance in skills and
resources in litigation.

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probablyRob @probably-rob.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Neil deGrasse Tyson: Create my own sunshine? Do I look like a giant ball of hot, dense gas to you? Why are you laughing?

A packet of artificial sweetener that reads “CREATE YOUR OWN SUNSHINE”

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probablyRob @probably-rob.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Consider the radical views of Democrat Socialists: - cancel Thanksgiving - abolish police and prisons - ban the sale of turkey meat - shift economy to government ownership of industry - replace the overrated bald eagle with the noble and majestic turkey as the national bird

Tweet by Senator Chuck Grassley:

The Democrat Socialist agenda is WRONG for America. Voting for Democrats in November is a vote for the socialist left. Consider radical views of their candidates
Cancel Thanksgiving
Abolish police and prison system
Shift U.S. economy to government ownership of
industry
Eliminate our system of checks and balances Align with leftist who said U.S. "deserved 9/11"

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probablyRob @probably-rob.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

LOTR sitcom called My Name is Eorl

Earl from My Name is Earl, which was hilarious even though no one seems to remember it

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probablyRob @probably-rob.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

On oldie, but not a goodie, which is unfortunately making a comeback

Are you now or have you ever been a member of the Communist Party?

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probablyRob @probably-rob.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Christian Bale: I’m going to disappear into this role as Al Davis. I will change my appearance, mannerisms and accent until Christian Bale is unrecognizable. Only Al Davis remains. Nicolas Cage: I’m gonna put on a wig and eat a couple of donuts and I figure that’s close enough for John Madden.