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Probable Caws

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Jewish. Father to two children and one dog. Husband to one wife. Attorney maligning officers for sport. Gamer/geek. One time martial artist. Dad jokes. He/him. Magneto made some valid points.

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Probable Caws @probablecaws.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
An alarmed looking Lisa Simpson thinks "I know those words, but that sentence makes no sense."
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Probable Caws @probablecaws.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The judge from My Cousin Vinny glares sternly into the camera. The caption simply reads "Overruled."
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Probable Caws @probablecaws.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Mood.
Photo of a bunny staring at the camera, with a flash bang “held” in the left corner. The caption reads “reconsider.”
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Probable Caws @probablecaws.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Batman saying "An Amazon Attack, a deadly Bee weapon...Bees. My G-d."
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Probable Caws @probablecaws.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
Magneto silhouette with the phrase “Peace was never an option,”
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Probable Caws @probablecaws.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Magneto made some valid points
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Probable Caws @probablecaws.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I didn’t expect the Economist to embrace “ACAB includes Chase,” theory
Headline from the Economist reading: There is a dark underbelly to “Paw Patrol.”
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Probable Caws @probablecaws.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Now is the hour come, Riders of the Mark, sons of Eorl!
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Probable Caws @probablecaws.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Star Trek: The Animated Series and X-Men ‘97, because I want this panel on screen
In which Captain James T Kirk asks if Gladiator of the Imperial Guard just punched his ship. The answer is yes.
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Probable Caws @probablecaws.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Han Solo: How are we doing?
Luke: Same as always.
Han: That bad, huh?
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Probable Caws @probablecaws.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
“Jack, just say Jewish, this is taking forever.”
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Probable Caws @probablecaws.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Alternatively…
This meeting could have been a fist fight
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Probable Caws @probablecaws.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Batman say: “An Amazon attack, a deadly bee weapon…Bees. My G-d.”
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Probable Caws @probablecaws.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
::Dad Voice:: What is going on in here?
Two posts from my feed: one reads “Doink!” The next reads “Not the DOINK 😭😭😭”. I don’t know what the fuck is going on
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Probable Caws @probablecaws.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Mr. Burns from the Simpons stands in front of a large bookshelf, in what is clearly his personal library. The caption reads "Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun."
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Probable Caws @probablecaws.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
My favorite 18th century French political intrigue/murder mystery/horror/kung fu/probably some other stuff I'm forgetting movie
Poster for Brotherhood of the Wolf (Le Pacte Des Loups)
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Probable Caws @probablecaws.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Grandpa Simpson saying "I"ll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missouri."
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Probable Caws @probablecaws.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
If you see this, post a vampire that isn’t Dracula
Jubilation Lee, aka, Jubilee of the X-Men, onetime vampire, full time mom.
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Probable Caws @probablecaws.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
EVERY DAY IS SHUT THE FUCK UP FRIDAY
And it's shut the fuck up Friday.
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Probable Caws @probablecaws.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
And it’s shut the fuck up Friday
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Probable Caws @probablecaws.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Post an album you have listened to 100 times. (It's probably more than that)
The cover to Tori Amos's Little Earthquakes album.
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Probable Caws @probablecaws.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Panel from the webcomic Order of the Stick: Belkar, the halfling chef, is grilling some steaks, and shouting “No, you’re a homophone,” at an irritated looking human chef.
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Probable Caws @probablecaws.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Title font that reads: Little Rodent Climate Warriors
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Probable Caws @probablecaws.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Star Trek: Voyager title card, with the title "Episode VI: Return of the Jedi." I barely watched Voyager, but I had to commit to the bit.
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Probable Caws @probablecaws.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
DS9 Title Card, showing the titular station, with the title "Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back"
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Probable Caws @probablecaws.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
TNG Title Card, showing the USS Enterprise NCC 1701-D, with the title "Episode IV: A New Hope."
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Probable Caws @probablecaws.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Mayor Fisk could not be reached for comment.
Headline from the Economist reads: Daredevil holidays are becoming thrillingly popular.
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Probable Caws @probablecaws.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Three panels of a comedian asking 

“If you punch a Nazi , who’s next?”

“Hopefully more Nazis…why would you”

“Why would you only punch one? That doesn’t seem right…”
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Probable Caws @probablecaws.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Quote post with something good that lasted longer than the Confederacy (1861-1865) Avery Brooks played Benjamin Sisko on Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (1993-1996)
Avery Brooks as Benjamin Sisko pretending to be Gabriel Bell during the Eponymous Bell Riots
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Probable Caws @probablecaws.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
The "Sickos" cartoon, but it's French, so the guy is saying "Oui...Hon Hon Hon...Oui!"
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Probable Caws @probablecaws.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Quote with a better magic system than HP
The cover of the Advanced Dungeons and Dragons, 2nd Edition, Tome of Magic.
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Probable Caws @probablecaws.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Here's another
An antisemitic political cartoon showing the Rothschilds puppeteering philanthropist George Soros, who is further puppeteering U.S. military leaders.
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Probable Caws @probablecaws.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
The artwork that we are discussing showed Bibi (again, a Jew) as a puppetmaster controlling Trump (not a Jew). This is an incredibly common antisemitic trope with a long history. Here's one example.
A Russian anti-semitic propaganda poster showing a Jewish puppet-master manipulating what appear to be caricature's of a Russian and a Chinese person (I can't quite se because of the image size) into fighting each other.
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Probable Caws @probablecaws.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
I have always made it abundantly clear to my children that, while I will tolerate quite a bit, fucking with my glasses is a hard line that should never be crossed. See also, Calvin and Hobbes.
A four panel comic of a conversation between Calvin and his dad.
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Calvin: Dad, if you threw a snowball at someone but deliberately missed, would that be 'bad'?

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Dad: Well, yes, i suppose that would be provoking. So yes, it would be a little bad.
Calvin: As bad as if you'd hit the person?

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Dad: No, not that bad. But worse than if you hadn't thrown it at all.
Calvin: Suppose you just grazed the person. How bad would that be?

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Calvin: Say maybe you knocked off his hat and his glasses or something.

Dad: That would mean instant death.
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Probable Caws @probablecaws.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
From the Princess Bridge, an exterior shot of the castle with Inigio, Fezzik, and Wesley trying to sneak away. The caption is Fezzik saying "I hope we win."
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Probable Caws @probablecaws.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Wow, he really did the line
Lisa Simpson saying "I know those words but that sign makes no sense."
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Probable Caws @probablecaws.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
The "Jack, just say Jewish, this is taking forever" meme.
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Probable Caws @probablecaws.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
I’m not big into New Years stuff, but this seemed fun. Apparently, my year will be dedicated to the gospel as preached by @margaret.bsky.social.
My 2026 word is potato
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Probable Caws @probablecaws.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Bees.
Batman saying “An Amazon Attack, A Deadly Bee Weapon. Bees. My God.
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Probable Caws @probablecaws.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Ensign Nog from Deep Space Nine, looking mildly irritated
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Probable Caws @probablecaws.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
QTP with a robot that's not Star Wars or Transformers Hard Mode: No Gundam series, Battletech, or Macross allowed.
Voltron, as depicted in Netflix's Voltron: Legendary Defender series.
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Probable Caws @probablecaws.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Commander William Riker, looking extremely alarmed. The caption reads “Commander Yiker.”
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Probable Caws @probablecaws.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Lisa Simpson with a disturbed look on her face, thinking “I know those words but that sentence makes no sense.”
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Probable Caws @probablecaws.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
A white outline of Magnetos helmet on a black background, with the caption “Magneto made some valid points.”
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Probable Caws @probablecaws.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Three panels of comedian Aamer Rahman monologuing. He says

“If you punch a Nazi, who’s next? Hopefully, more Nazis. Why would you…why would you only punch one? That doesn’t seem right.”
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Probable Caws @probablecaws.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Like @xplainthexmen.bsky.social say: Magneto made some valid points.
A white outline of Magneto’s helmet with the text “Magneto made some valid points.”
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Probable Caws @probablecaws.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Now would be fine.
A close up of Batman saying “An Amazon attack, a deadly bee weapon…Bees. My God.”
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Probable Caws @probablecaws.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
The sickos meme, but the sicko is piloting a Mad Cat.
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Probable Caws @probablecaws.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
A picture of a frog holding a rifle. The frog is standing next to a guillotine. The caption reads “Hippity hoppity. It’s time for Chippity Choppity.”
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Probable Caws @probablecaws.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Comic depicting the difference between Tolkien and CS Lewis, that difference being that Tolkien HATED allegory with the fire of a thousand suns.
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