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26 She/Her Mostly here to lurk, maybe the odd repost 🔞MINORS WILL BE BLOCKED🔞

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re🐠mane🐠dur @remanedur.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i hate that one of the hottest robots in fiction to me is the trillionaire oil baron guy from DOOM. what do you mean they made Robo-Bezos and then gave his mecha body Fuck Handles. can you believe this shit
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 21/09/2026
wittyidiot on threads: ""The average date now costs $252"
A Costco hot dog is literally $1.50"

threads_nyt_pitchbot replies: "What if she eats 168 hot dogs, huh?"

wittyidiot replies: "Then we marry"
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Joy 💖 𓅓 @shammy.tv · 26/08/2026
i know i'm a day late, but RIP Dolly. hard pressed to think of many people who put as much good back out into the world as she did, even saying "absolute legend forever" feels like a disservice to who she was. woman was an angel, i pray she rests well.
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Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 20/07/2026
Australia is planning some of the world's toughest AI regulations • Water usage will be limited • AI data centers will be required to become net producers of energy • AI companies can't train on Australian creators' work without their permission • Proposals expected to be introduced in 2027
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Heatherface Wixson @thehorrorchick.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Thank you for everything, Sam Neill. Truly a fearlessly singular performer who gave us fans so much. 🖤
Sam Neill in IN THE MOUTH OF MADNESS. Sam Neill in JURASSIC PARK.Sam Neill in POSSESSION. Sam Neill in EVENT HORIZON.
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Harper @princessharpsicord.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
When I’m in a coping competition and my opponent thinks Jax can come back from abstraction (My opponent is a mirror)
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nat. @natclayton.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
"You gotta check out this viral animated web show dude, it's about a bunch of weirdos trapped in a simulated world, but get this: it's also about trau--"
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Harper @princessharpsicord.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I drew her again. Isn't she lovely? #tadc #jax #transjax
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BeeKirby @beekirby.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
"Which one's the rabbit?" "Jax." "Jax is a jerk."
Homer and Bart Simpson in the future finally going to see the itchy and scratchy movie only in the context of this joke they're watching the digital circus finale instead
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DisgustingFilm @disgustingfilm.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
A lot of you would enjoy the magic of cinema more if you took estrogen
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they made gooseworx @gooseworx.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Probably just goes by Lee for the time being.
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Donut IRL @irldonut.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
millions of terminally online girls are going through this right now
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Harper @princessharpsicord.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
In light of this revelation I thought i'd update the fanart I did (and touch up a few other details)
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they made gooseworx @gooseworx.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Digital Circus is for frickin girls sorry. If you buy a ticket to that shit and you're a guy... Like sorry bro but people are gonna think you're gay. You should be watching Gaslight District bro, you're just begging to be pegged bro.
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they made gooseworx @gooseworx.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Jax if she wasn't a huge piece of shit.
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Twiggie THE ROACH 🔞 @twiggietime.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I think my favorite thing about the digital circus finale is that the ending zooms out on a small, circular table as opposed to the long rectangular one at the end of the pilot. They're all sitting AROUND each other in community now. Sharing and talking and being together. It's night and day.
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Harper @princessharpsicord.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
TADC episode 9 spoilers! I am obsessed with her. Isn't she lovely? #tadc #jax #transfemjax
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M I Z U G O R O U™ @mudkipper.art · 15/06/2026
idk man
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
0.000% of Communism has been built. Evil child-murdering billionaires still rule the world with a shit-eating grin. All he has managed to do is make himself *sad*. He is starting to suspect Kras Mazov *fucked him over* personally with his socio-economic theory.
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Sorrel @sorrelbirdy.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Happy #pride! I always loved the crossover between the LGBTQ+ community and Dinosaur enthusiasm So enjoy my funny doodle!
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Liv Smith🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇪Voice Acting Muscle Mommy @livsmithvavo.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Happy Pride Month! 🏳️‍🌈 It's never too late 🏳️‍⚧️ Even if you're not ready, you're always welcome, seen and loved 💖
Image of pre transition Liv at the 2018 commonwealth powerlifting chapionships wearing an NIR singlet, SBD knee sleeves amd socks red shoes and a blue lifting beltImage of a white woman with brown hair and glasses wearing a black tshirt and shortsImage of a white woman with brown hair and glasses wearing an orange low cut tshirtband choker
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Jeschke @jeschke.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
T-rexes are one of those classic preds where it's like, oh gosh, prey neurons activate, doesn't matter what you do that thing is gonna gobble you
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Jared Holt @jaredlholt.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
The problem is that “I am often scared and angry about social change” does not inherently lend itself to interesting art. You can be as technically skilled as the greats, but art with nothing interesting to say is just a commodity.
Matt Walsh post on X: “Imagine if conservatives, rather than pathetically crawling around on the ground to lap up discarded pop culture crumbs, actually went out and advanced their own creative and artistic vision. Imagine if we used an event like this to actually elevate our own artists and make them famous. What a crazy thought.”
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a chimpanzee in an enclosure is sitting on the ground and painting abstract streaks of color on a canvas lying in the grass. Panel 2: a couple is standing outside the enclosure, looking in. The girl says about the painting chimpanzee, “aww, that’s cute.” Panel 3: the chimpanzee is alone in his dimly lit studio, head in hands, holding a lit cigarette. He looks completely dejected, feeling misunderstood. There is a pair of glasses, a glass of whisky, crumpled paper, and an unfinished painting laid out on the desk in front of him. The walls and floor space of his studio are covered in his abstract paintings on canvases and paper. There is also a marble sculpture of a banana beside him.
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Harper @princessharpsicord.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I’ve never felt more vindicated in my life
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Let's rock with our cock.
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tom, friend of eggbug @lizard.tools · 18/05/2026
my dick wide like a ps3
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zeropaint.bsky.social @zeropaint.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Marsh deals with a would-be milkshake thief (in his own special way)! Sound design by @kezmit.bsky.social
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Harper @princessharpsicord.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Drawn by @gothmeup.bsky.social Shlrpd by @shammy.tv
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Vytian @tazzycybersnake.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
I've had this stuck on my mind for the past few days and couldn't help but share~ (Source will be below) #vore #oralvore #bird #avian #falcon #furry
Heading "DATING A BIRD", followed by two pictures.
The first picture, captioned "First Date:", shows an anthropomorphic falcon winking at the viewer holding her hands together. She has white feathers with black speckling and if wearing a scarf, tan shirt, and blue pants.
The second picture, captioned "Third Date:", shows a similar anthropomorphic bird nude with a bulging gut. Her head is facing directly upwards, human legs sticking out of her beak with the rest of their body presumably in her throat and stomach.
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OrcGirlBoss 🐇🏹 @orc.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Today is officially the 30th anniversary of Steamed Hams. On April 14, 1996, "22 Short Films About Springfield" aired for the first time!
Steamed Hams full transcript

Well, Seymour, I made it- despite your directions.
Ah.
Superintendent Chalmers.
Welcome.
- I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon.
- Yeah.
Oh, egads! My roast is ruined.
But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Delightfully devilish, Seymour.
Ah- Skinner with his crazy explanations The superintendent's gonna need his medication When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations There'll be trouble in town tonight Seymour! Superintendent, I was just- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill.
Isometric exercise.
Care to join me? Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour? Uh- Oh.
That isn't smoke.
It's steam.
Steam from the steamed clams we're having.
Mmm.
Steamed clams.
Whew.
Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers.
I thought we were having steamed clams.
D'oh, no.
I said steamed hams.
That's what I call hamburgers.
You call hamburgers steamed hams? Yes.
It's a regional dialect.
- Uh-huh.
Uh, what region? - Uh, upstate New York.
Really.
Well, I'm from Utica, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams.
" Oh, not in Utica.
No.
It's an Albany expression.
I see.
You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger.
Oh, no.
Patented Skinner burgers.
Old family recipe.
- For steamed hams.
- Yes.
Yes.
And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled.
Ye- You know, the- One thing I should- - Excuse me for one second.
- Of course.
Well, that was wonderful.
A good time was had by all.
I'm pooped.
Yes.
I should be- Good Lord! What is happening in there? - Aurora borealis.
- Uh- Aurora borealis at this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country localized entirely within your kitchen? - Yes.
- May I see it? No.
Seymour.
! The house is on fire.
! No, Mother.
It's just the northern lights.
Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow but I must say you steam a good ham.
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Coyote ^.^ ΘΔ @coyoteden.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Share if you dont think
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emma (toys) @freeuse.toys · 31/03/2026
lesbians deserve high quality transit so we can have better access to other lesbians
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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Project Helix full reveal - Named Xbox 720 - 8 quadrillion teraflops - Will help your marriage - Releases Q4 2027 - Launch title Halo 7 will feature "full frotting sequence between Master Chief and Arbiter" - $7200
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
ESPRIT DE CORPS - Kim Kitsuragi is a nice guy. Wish he was here right now.
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morganite io 💖 @morganite.io · 06/04/2026
yeah we can tell, jay
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Bluesky is made with Al, the engineers and even some non-engineers use Claude code

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Joy 💖 𓅓 @shammy.tv · 31/03/2026
happy trans day of visibility gamers
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
ELECTROCHEMISTRY - Showing up to work on time is *hard* -- no, scratch that, showing up to work *at all* is difficult.
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
YOU - “I approve of this, very futuristic.” (Tap on the girls kissing.)
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Moralists don't really *have* beliefs. Sometimes they stumble on one, like on a child's toy left on the carpet. The toy must be put away immediately. And the child reprimanded.
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Arron Automata @arrontk.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
“I love video games. They help me relax.” *Plays most stressful games ever created.*
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Tony 🎃👻 @shintonty.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
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Trash Tikko 🔞 - Commissions Open! @trashtikko.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Zootopia 2
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TESTAMENTERROR✙ENJOYMENTERROR @testamentenjoyment.net · 16/03/2026
Let's see people complain about tank controls now
The Spencer Mansion lobby from the PS1 version of the first Resident Evil, except in place of the player characters there's a giant tank
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Azserfy @azserfy.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Gryphons are do god damn rude (my half of the trade!)
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Colarix @colarix.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Essential equipment 🐞
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The Evil Securipun @securisalt.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Hope you're comfortable in there, it's gonna be a while --- Commission for dr.whooves on FA!!
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