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Princess Alice 🧸

@princessalice.moe
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Reality-warping celestial body with the appearance of a human child and the immaturity to match. Don't think too hard about the omnipotent entity with no impulse control. It'll be fine! Any pronouns This incarnation born 36 years ago but functionally 13

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めるきお @melciort.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
美容院いってきた… #おにまいお絵描き
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Koya @onceroyal.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Princess Alice 🧸 @princessalice.moe · 04/01/2025
Haruhi Suzumiya vs. the YouTube algorithm One is a capricious and mercurial power that even those closest to it can never hope to fully comprehend, and the other is an anime character.
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百合川 @yurikawa611.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
夏休み🍉
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Princess Alice 🧸 @princessalice.moe · 03/10/2026
I feel similarly with regards to “Nobody’s perfect.” Like, hey, if you want to call yourself imperfect, more power to you, but insinuating that *I* don’t believe *I’m* perfect is just a straight up insult in my book.
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Princess Alice 🧸 @princessalice.moe · 03/10/2026
It’s absurd that this even needs to be said, but I‘m not going to engage in a discussion about child abuse or child safety with someone who insists on saying “PDF”. If you’re not going to take this issue seriously I sure as hell am not going to take YOU seriously.
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Princess Alice 🧸 @princessalice.moe · 03/10/2026
I actually do kind of like it when people say shit like "Empathy is what makes us human!" because like...Yes. Thank you for affirming that I am not human. I wouldn't want to be anyway.
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Princess Alice 🧸 @princessalice.moe · 01/08/2026
does anyone else think it's kind of messed up that there's a solid like dozen, maybe even 17 of us who desperately want to be little girls but none of us have managed to crack it yet? surely with all our intellect combined we can think of SOMETHNG
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Princess Alice 🧸 @princessalice.moe · 02/10/2026
Sometimes it seems like people have forgotten that there are other ways to deceptively edit a photo or video besides just AI All AI-generated videos are fake but not all fake videos are AI-generated
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Action Shakespeare 🐙🤤 @thatgalinthehat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Environmental storytelling at the elementary school
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Princess Alice 🧸 @princessalice.moe · 02/10/2026
Getting annoyed at mortals is unbecoming of an omnipotent deity such as myself, but man, do people really get on my nerves sometimes.
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Princess Alice 🧸 @princessalice.moe · 02/10/2026
I feel it. I had a nice dream this morning and then I woke up in an adult body and was INSTANTLY hit with a wave of depression and dysphoria. It's so fucking hard some days.
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Girutea @girutea.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Day1: Sundress 🌻 #lilyhoptober #lilyartkins
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Princess Alice 🧸 @princessalice.moe · 01/10/2026
I usually just use whichever I think sounds coolest at any given moment without regard for the actual distinctions, but also most of the stuff I write is private worldbuilding stuff that I share with like a dozen people at most so who cares
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, holding a red ball labeled "A SILLY MEME".
The second panel shows Sarah taking the ball and going through a door labeled "GROUP CHAT".
The third panel shows a group of women sitting together and consoling one woman in the center. The woman in the center is saying "...And that's how it happened. It's been the worst day of my life."
The fourth panel shows Sarah standing in the doorway behind them awkwardly holding the red ball.
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Princess Alice 🧸 @princessalice.moe · 30/09/2026
You just have to BELIEVE~ ✨ 💕
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Princess Alice 🧸 @princessalice.moe · 30/09/2026
The umbrellas can get kind of sticky, it's real problem sometimes, actually...
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Ori! 🔜AFM, GoldenHorn, NFC @orimew.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Idk, it's ok to be weird.
Adult Ori is wearing their usual clothes. Shortalls, croptop, socks and chunky shoes, with plenty of accessories. And they don't give a single fuck. Ah, you can also see they are wearing a diaper :P Behind the, you can read "I'm hella weird, and I'm fine with that"
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Princess Alice 🧸 @princessalice.moe · 30/09/2026
This is what my kingdom's flag looks like, if you've ever wondered!!!!!
pink flag with a yellow star inscribed in a white circle
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Princess Alice 🧸 @princessalice.moe · 30/09/2026
All of the regular kinds, of course, but we also have ones made of candy We basically have a version of EVERYTHING made of candy
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Princess Alice 🧸 @princessalice.moe · 30/09/2026
I don't talk about being a princess nearly often enough anymore. Somebody ask me something about my kingdom!
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caden cockburn @cadencockburn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
screenshot of google search "Is tweety a boy or girl"
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八つ橋 @26980yen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
高山萌
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Princess Alice 🧸 @princessalice.moe · 29/09/2026
"Nothing could ever be more important to me than me" is one of those things I love to say just because it makes a certain kind of obnoxious person absolutely lose their shit
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Princess Alice 🧸 @princessalice.moe · 09/01/2024
Do people outside Ohio know about Jungle Jim’s? The bizarre tourist trap grocery store just outside of Cincinnati that’s full of creepy animatronics and stuff?
An anthropomorphic Campbell’s soup can sits on a swing above a grocery aisle full of Campbell’s soup. This one sings.An old-timey fire truck sits above a rack of hot sauces.A functional traffic light marks the price scanner and store maps.“Elvis”, an anthropomorphic lion animatronic literally recycled from an original Pizza Time Theatre (the Chuck E. Cheese predecessor that famously inspired Five Nights at Freddy’s)
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Princess Alice 🧸 @princessalice.moe · 29/09/2026
nobody understands how difficult it is to be an omnipotent 13-year-old in today‘s society 😔
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Princess Alice 🧸 @princessalice.moe · 29/09/2026
Peter Pan owes me $4J.62 in money
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Princess Alice 🧸 @princessalice.moe · 29/09/2026
COZY GLOW IS SUCH A GOOD CHOICE OMG
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Princess Alice 🧸 @princessalice.moe · 06/07/2025
THIS POISON KILLS FASCISTS
bottle of estradiol tablets
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Einen Kaffee Bitte : Comms Closed 3/3 ✍️ @franzkafkaffee.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Beatrice!
Beatrice from Re Zero side eyeing the camera
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Little Pisster @omo-imouto.pub.moe · 29/08/2025
A variation of the "wow, cool robot" meme, featuring Magia Baiser from Mahou Shoujo ni Akogarete.

An observer looks at Magia Baiser and says, "sexual iberation is freeing and helps youth overcome shame!"

A pink line travels from Magia Baiser, over the observer's head, and is labeled "rape your role models".
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Bucket 🏳️‍⚧️ @bucketthing.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Me when I see a cute loli on my homepage
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zac 3amsoda @3amsoda.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
ushiromiya ange
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錦 糸月 @nisikiiiii.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
光の国
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ae @aelkus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Princess Alice 🧸 @princessalice.moe · 27/09/2026
How old were you the first time you were charged with a felony? I was 12.
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Princess Alice 🧸 @princessalice.moe · 27/09/2026
I've had that happen before! Like, you just kind of casually toss something out there and then the next time you look it's been added to the chart with no further discussion.
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Princess Alice 🧸 @princessalice.moe · 27/09/2026
I firmly believe that almost all adults who argue for so-called "corporal punishment" are, whether consciously or not, sadists who enjoy the idea of inflicting pain on people they view as "lesser".
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Princess Alice 🧸 @princessalice.moe · 27/09/2026
If you ever want to see just how many adults outright hate children, look at the comments section of any video in which a child does something mildly rude. You'll find dozens of people fantasizing about how they would like to assault the child.
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Princess Alice 🧸 @princessalice.moe · 27/09/2026
Probably my most unironically chuuni affectation: When someone complains "We ain't gettin' any younger here!" I respond with "Well, maybe YOU'RE not..."
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Princess Alice 🧸 @princessalice.moe · 27/09/2026
The entire point of having a third brake light is to make it easier to distinguish a brake light from a turn signal when you're signaling while braking. Making that light also flash makes zero sense.
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Princess Alice 🧸 @princessalice.moe · 27/09/2026
I don't understand why so many people seem to assume flashing brake lights are legal. Your car is not an emergency vehicle, sir. The only flashing red lamps you get to have are your rear turn signals.
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verti @verti.blue · 26/09/2026
Viska's dressing room 🐈
Viska from my manga Go! Go! Gris! standing inside her dressing room, removing her robe.
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Patricia Taxxon @patriciataxxon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
fun fact, its actually really easy to diagnose your child with autism, cus they start mind controlling you at age 3
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Princess Alice 🧸 @princessalice.moe · 26/09/2026
I tend to end up using "princess" as a first person pronoun "Can princess have another cookie?" "Princess wants to watch Precure now..."
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Princess Alice 🧸 @princessalice.moe · 26/09/2026
I maintain that no English-speaking human has ever said something "feels so right" outside of an overly cliche love song One of my lyrical pet peeves, up there with overuse of "tonight" as filler word
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max power 🌌 @sneptech.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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