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Princess Alice 🧸

@princessalice.moe
1.2K followers 785 following 7.8K posts

Reality-warping celestial body with the appearance of a human child and the immaturity to match. Don't think too hard about the omnipotent entity with no impulse control. It'll be fine! Any pronouns This incarnation born 36 years ago but functionally 13

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Princess Alice 🧸 @princessalice.moe · 06/10/2026
Pet peeve: The "Add alarm" screen shouldn't have AM or PM selected by default. It should be blank initially, so you're forced to tap one or the other. It would make it way less easy to accidentally set your alarm 12 hours off from where you want it.
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Princess Alice 🧸 @princessalice.moe · 30/09/2026
This is what my kingdom's flag looks like, if you've ever wondered!!!!!
pink flag with a yellow star inscribed in a white circle
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Princess Alice 🧸 @princessalice.moe · 12/09/2026
the notebook I keep in my everyday bag
Composition book with a pink gradient cover. On the label I wrote "MY IMAGINATION".
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Princess Alice 🧸 @princessalice.moe · 03/09/2026
I don't care. Tell me about U.S. Route 62 instead.
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Princess Alice 🧸 @princessalice.moe · 03/09/2026
repost to scare and/or infuriate the roadgeek in your life
Mixed assembly of signs for a detour for four numbered routes. They are very shoddily made and only barely convey the intended information. I do not have enough of a lifetime to begin enumerating the Federal Highway Administration standards violations in this image. And I'm immortal!
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Princess Alice 🧸 @princessalice.moe · 26/08/2026
I'm so irritated. This screw could be anywhere in the entire office building and I have absolutely zero chance of finding it. I'm not even going to try. And I have no idea where to get a replacement, except maybe swiping one from an old pair of glasses.
Close-up of my glasses frames, with a noticeable hole where a screw is missing
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Princess Alice 🧸 @princessalice.moe · 25/08/2026
Comic Sans
Chinese white-out tape dispenser with Comic Sans label
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Princess Alice 🧸 @princessalice.moe · 23/08/2026
So-called "free thinkers" when their app begins with Q
App icons for QCAD, GQIS, and QuickTime Player. They are all stylized representations of the letter Q.
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Princess Alice 🧸 @princessalice.moe · 22/08/2026
?????
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Princess Alice 🧸 @princessalice.moe · 21/08/2026
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Princess Alice 🧸 @princessalice.moe · 15/08/2026
I took a similar but different approach...
A fan on my floor, with a small safety cone next to it
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Princess Alice 🧸 @princessalice.moe · 13/08/2026
I needed a bigger bag to carry to/from work every day, so I bought one as a birthday present to myself.
pink canvas messenger bag
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Princess Alice 🧸 @princessalice.moe · 07/08/2026
Does it really need to be 9 lanes? Roads like this are unpleasant even for drivers, let alone everyone else.
Morse Road in Columbus, Ohio, with three through lanes in each direction, two left turn lanes, and one right turn lane. The shoulders are nominally marked as bike lanes but functionally provide zero protection.
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Princess Alice 🧸 @princessalice.moe · 01/08/2026
sometimes I randomly remember that there was a fork of Firefox like 20 years ago called Lolifox the '00s, man
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Princess Alice 🧸 @princessalice.moe · 28/07/2026
Does it really need so many lanes?
Major intersection approach with two left turn lanes, three straight-through lanes, and one right turn lane. There's very little traffic in comparison to the number of lanes.
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Princess Alice 🧸 @princessalice.moe · 25/07/2026
I'm still waiting on volume 2, but I guess we're doing this...
Made in Abyss manga volumes 1, 3 and 4, as checked out from my local public library
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Princess Alice 🧸 @princessalice.moe · 11/07/2026
Anyone want to go to Obby Lobb with me?
A Hobby Lobby store under construction. The partially-completed sign reads "OBBY LOBB".
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Princess Alice 🧸 @princessalice.moe · 11/07/2026
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Princess Alice 🧸 @princessalice.moe · 11/07/2026
laincore camera angle
Image from a traffic camera on Cleveland Avenue in Columbus, Ohio, perfectly positioned to look down a long row of utility poles. The street itself, ostensibly the primary purpose of the camera, is mostly obscured, as if it was an afterthought.
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Princess Alice 🧸 @princessalice.moe · 29/06/2026
I thought maybe I was trying to keep it off the floor in case the basement flooded, but I'm pretty sure this was before that became a problem, because I still had all my power cords and stuff all over the floor. Also there's two cinder blocks?? The signal's not even touching the front one!
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Princess Alice 🧸 @princessalice.moe · 29/06/2026
I'm legit nostalgic for late '00s LED traffic signals. A major improvement over the very early ones that were just an array of dots with visible dark space between the LEDs, but you can still make out the individual LEDs well enough that you can notice when some have failed (like in my green here).
A traffic signal with all three sections lit. Each indication is an array of LEDs, and some of the LEDs in the green indication have failed, leaving conspicuous dark spots.
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Princess Alice 🧸 @princessalice.moe · 28/06/2026
🚦
A major intersection under construction, with temporary traffic lights hastily strung in front of the new permanent traffic lights that will replace them, which are presently bagged to indicate they are not in service.
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Princess Alice 🧸 @princessalice.moe · 20/06/2026
15 or so years ago, my dad's friend gave him a bunch of secondhand dishes, including these two huge orange mugs he let me keep when I moved out. I love these mugs so much. They're basically indestructible—I've dropped them both many, many times, and they just bounce.
Two thick orange mugs on my coffee table.
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Princess Alice 🧸 @princessalice.moe · 10/06/2026
Funny you should say that...I actually have a hotel-style PTAC in my apartment!
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Princess Alice 🧸 @princessalice.moe · 06/06/2026
When J. K. Rowling tells you that there's totally only one magic school for the entire continent of Africa
a copy paper box advertising "HIGH Whiteness"
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Princess Alice 🧸 @princessalice.moe · 24/05/2026
Remember that Ouran High School Host Club episode where all the guys (and Haruhi) are dressed up in police uniforms? I can be normal about this. Probably. Definitely. Very normal. I think.
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Princess Alice 🧸 @princessalice.moe · 24/05/2026
I’m so loaded that even my plushies are rich!!!! 🧸💰
Fruit Stripe, my rainbow-striped teddy bear, holding a bunch of fake $100 bills
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Princess Alice 🧸 @princessalice.moe · 22/05/2026
Absolutely wild that THIS whole thing is what finally brought me across the 1,000 follower line
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Princess Alice 🧸 @princessalice.moe · 29/04/2026
Sanae Dekomori having her hair down feels like it should be illegal in some way
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Princess Alice 🧸 @princessalice.moe · 27/04/2026
One time I went to Buffalo Wild Wings and all the prices on the kids menu were listed as NaN
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Princess Alice 🧸 @princessalice.moe · 25/04/2026
Protip: The other guy’s light turning red does not mean your light has turned green.
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Princess Alice 🧸 @princessalice.moe · 02/04/2026
It's so bizarre when the payment processor for something like my rent asks something like this. I dunno, man!! It's not like there's a choice!! It's like asking me if I'd recommend the Columbus fire department. It doesn't much matter, does it, because that's the one that's here!!
"How likely are you to recommend us to a friend or coworker?"
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Princess Alice 🧸 @princessalice.moe · 02/04/2026
My favorite part of having a traffic light in my apartment: A lot of people who visit have never seen a traffic light up close before, and they're taken aback to realize how BIG they actually are
A big yellow traffic signal, about 4 feet tall, leaning on my dresser, compared to which it is significantly taller. There's cute dolls and stuff on the dresser, too.
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Princess Alice 🧸 @princessalice.moe · 29/03/2026
Princess Alice says NOT TODAY, BITCH.
the banged-up 2019 Lenovo laptop powered on and displaying a Linux Mint system information screen
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Princess Alice 🧸 @princessalice.moe · 20/03/2026
My project for the rest of March: crafting a magic wand out of a branch blown off a tree in a storm on Friday the 13th!! (To be clear, I am not a practitioner of magic. This is solely for fun.)
branch before carvingwand partially carved, next to a tape measure showing it to be about 30 inches long
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Princess Alice 🧸 @princessalice.moe · 13/03/2026
Discord gave me the funniest possible status prompt for this pfp/banner
Nana from Talentless Nana, with the prompt “What’s the most useless talent you have?”
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Princess Alice 🧸 @princessalice.moe · 13/03/2026
princess bed
A daybed with pink sheets, pink pillowcases, and a blanket with a unicorn and castle pattern. A rainbow-striped teddy bear and a small Blåhaj are sitting by the pillows.
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Princess Alice 🧸 @princessalice.moe · 12/03/2026
Newly refurbished royal throne!! (I am a rather sizable princess, so it's important for my desk chair to be especially sturdy and especially wide.)
3 different view of my office chair, a large black extra-wide office chair with a shiny metal base, oversized casters, and a vintage Ohio license plate mounted on the back for decoration.
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Princess Alice 🧸 @princessalice.moe · 12/03/2026
late night chat with @srednivashtar.bsky.social
Me: Based on the track record of mentally trans people sharing housing to save on rent, what’s our over/under for how long it takes from my moving in with [REDACTED] to inadvertently leading a cult?

Sredni: None of you are, to my knowledge, super into insight-wanky internet philosophy, weird Health™ woo, toxic fandom drama, sex magic(k), hard drugs, psychedelic rock, séances or racism, so your chances are slightly lower than average.

Me: I love that the list has to be that long

Sredni: But you are also I think all plural with mild otherkin tendencies and have all been subject to polycule drama, which are both risk factors.

Me: I’m going to post this on Bluesky with names blacked out

Sredni: I say that with love. Please don't start a cult.
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Princess Alice 🧸 @princessalice.moe · 09/03/2026
traffic control devices
TEMPERAMENTAL PRINCESS AHEADBE PREPARED FOR MOOD SWINGS
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Princess Alice 🧸 @princessalice.moe · 01/03/2026
Does anyone else feel kind of nostalgic for that sort of grainy look of mid-’00s digital camera photos?
Southbound Third Street in Columbus, Ohio at the (long since demolished) ramp to I-70 eastbound, 2008High-tension power lines over a public park in Franklin County, Ohio, 2008Traffic chaos at an intersection in Columbus during a power outage, 2008A suburban crossroads in Columbus, 2007
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Princess Alice 🧸 @princessalice.moe · 27/02/2026
I love the Old Worthington Library. It has that delightfully claustrophobic feel: tall shelves, narrow aisles, low ceiling…and the stacks are all in the basement, too! This is my natural habitat
The fiction stacks at OWL. Lots of books on wooden shelves that almost reach to the low ceiling.A wide view of the OWL nonfiction section, with some big comfy chairs in front of rows and rows of stacks.Looking down one of the aisles of the nonfiction stacks. Metal shelves with wooden end caps, low ceiling, very narrow spacing.A slightly different view of the same nonfiction stacks.
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Princess Alice 🧸 @princessalice.moe · 26/02/2026
Why is the headstock so cartoonishly oversized? who did this
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Princess Alice 🧸 @princessalice.moe · 22/02/2026
I’m not gonna pretend I’m not biased in favor of Dekomori, but goddammit, Nibutani, YOU instigated this one. If you had just left her the hell alone while she was giving her little speech she may not even have noticed you were there.
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Princess Alice 🧸 @princessalice.moe · 22/02/2026
I’ve always loved the old KyoAni quirk of putting the main characters’ romanized names in the OP or ED
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Princess Alice 🧸 @princessalice.moe · 21/02/2026
Can we talk about how funny it is that she has the monitors positioned so she can't possibly see more than one of them at a time? Also, the fact that, in 1998, an exaggeratedly excessive number of monitors was "3".
Serial Experiments Lain. Lain is at her computer with three CRT monitors arranged facing different directions, with only one actually visible to her while she's at the keyboard.
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Princess Alice 🧸 @princessalice.moe · 12/02/2026
Mahou, She Wrote
Precure screenshot: "Winner of the Mystery Novel Newcomer Competition - 'The Missing Jewel' by Kurusu Eliza"
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Princess Alice 🧸 @princessalice.moe · 02/02/2026
The bottle of industrial glass cleaner I keep at my desk for OCD reasons is almost empty I guess I should probably order another one before this one completely runs out
white spray bottle
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Princess Alice 🧸 @princessalice.moe · 30/01/2026
WHAT THE HECK THE TV CANT RENDER THE 🧸 IN MY NAME
YouTube app on a smart TV, showing my name as "Princess Alice" followed by an invalid character where the teddy bear emoji should be
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Princess Alice 🧸 @princessalice.moe · 27/01/2026
it’s so cold so, so cold that’s Fahrenheit, mind you
Columbus: -3°F, feels like -14°F
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