Presley @presleypack.bsky.social · 56mWe went from the Pope to the Substance…the whiplash is STRONG 100
Presley @presleypack.bsky.social · 06/10/2026@rockerskating.com the people need to know that the king is back 000
Presley @presleypack.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Do any other figure skating fans get completely fucked up when ChSp and ChSq are next to each other on protocols, or is it just me? 000
Presley @presleypack.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I somehow watched the alien-bursting-out-of-the-abdomen scene when I was like eleven and it scarred me. I’m sure that wasn’t the first but it was by far the worst 010
Presley @presleypack.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Omg PLEASE go watch Kao and Rio’s skates. They both went basically clean! 000
Reposted by PresleyDrew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Lucky for them the Commanders stink even worse 6581
Reposted by PresleyDrew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I've seen enough. The Colts stink. 5801
Presley @presleypack.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Someone pointed out the possibility of a Lev Lazarev 2030 Olympic gold medal and I fell to my knees in despair 110
Presley @presleypack.bsky.social · 04/10/2026@rockerskating.com spread the gospel of Lucas Broussard on the next pod. The people need to know 000
Presley @presleypack.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I’ve seen enough, send this man to France in 2030 (Dear God PLEASE stay healthy)youtu.beLucas Broussard | 2026 LA Autumn Classic FSYouTube video by Blades & Banter 100
Presley @presleypack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Erica/YN Machida, my GOAT. This is an amazing skate for them and I’m so happy 000
Presley @presleypack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026What’s SLC weather like in January? I’m going to SkAm and never thought about tailgating but maybe I should change that…. 100
Presley @presleypack.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Ok I think the Browns have my favorite pair of dances this season 110
Presley @presleypack.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Someone told me they thought this program was boring and I had to question whether or not we were watching the same program 010
Presley @presleypack.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I had this conversation with a friend: Friend: love their concept! So unique and fresh! Me: oh, do I have a YouTube video for you 100
Presley @presleypack.bsky.social · 26/09/2026My brain only registered this as two skaters bc there was no flag for AIN lmaooooo 010
Presley @presleypack.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Let’s fucking go, we love a small fed medal in this house 030
Presley @presleypack.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Also I think this is a pretty popular opinion in the skating world but if you’re using AI content, you’re going on my shit list 040
Presley @presleypack.bsky.social · 26/09/2026How the hell does menning even occur in dance, yikes 000
Presley @presleypack.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I’m obsessed with their rhythm dance. It’s beautiful! I’m just starting to get into dance more and I’m like “I feel like this is what you’d see if you looked up ‘ice dance’ in the dictionary” 110
Presley @presleypack.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I also have slept terribly the past few days so I’m overemotional about this but Christina is my old-Hollywood glamour queen and I can’t stand for this 030
Presley @presleypack.bsky.social · 26/09/2026That they’re boring, not good, and ripping off Virtue and Moir 200
Presley @presleypack.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I need CPom fans to do a roll call for me bc someone put doubts in my head and I need reassurance 300
Presley @presleypack.bsky.social · 26/09/20265) I wish Audrey and Spencer had switched to each other sooner 6) my personal preference is Yuna Aoki world domination over Mao Shimada hydrogen bomb 7) my interest in a competition is heavily skewed based on how many AIN skaters are there…the fewer there are, the more interested I am 010
Presley @presleypack.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Other random skating thoughts: 1) Liam Kapeikis short program is so good this season; he looks like he’s having fun instead of constantly being scared 2) I love Shaidorov’s costume 3) CPom golden waltz supremacy 4) Niina is gonna get that 4S by the end of this season 120
Presley @presleypack.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The good thing about being awake is I have been able to research my fantasy draft for @rockerskating.com 000
Presley @presleypack.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Me: perhaps I will get to do something nice for my birthday weekend. Universe: here’s norovirus for your child 010
Reposted by PresleyFrog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026“I am sorry,” gasped Frog, “but I could not catch your list.” “Blah,” said Toad. 11678
Presley @presleypack.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Oh my god this happened to me last night and I drove myself to a 24hr pharmacy to get meds bc I couldn’t handle it. I hope you get relief soon 010
Presley @presleypack.bsky.social · 14/09/2026these incompetent men need to be fired by the Irsay women 000
Presley @presleypack.bsky.social · 05/08/20263 4 3 Also want to point out that 6, 6, 6 would actually be the devil’s work 000
Presley @presleypack.bsky.social · 05/08/2026The hilarious thing is that when my daughter is hulking out during one of her meltdowns, she could probably beat this guy’s ass 010
Reposted by PresleyJamison Foser @jamisonfoser.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Deeply saddened to learn of the loss of my dear friend Satan, the Prince of Lies. Though we often disagreed about matters such as the appropriate role of torture in the afterlife, I will most remember how his quick wit and affable nature made our weekly golf outings a ritual. He will be missed. 4792161880
Presley @presleypack.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Lmao this is kinda bullshit though, imagine trying to go to an NFL game or NBA game with a fucking TROMBONE 110
Presley @presleypack.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Ever typed your friend’s address into Mapquest and printed it off the desktop computer a couple weeks after getting your driver’s license? Ah, nostalgia. 000
Presley @presleypack.bsky.social · 09/07/2026I started going to stores and trying on clothes before buying them again and it’s a huge improvement over blindly ordering shit online 010
Reposted by PresleyJosephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 07/07/2026In better news, John Oliver's three-day stint/stunt as a corporate villain on legendary soap opera "General Hospital" appears to be going... fucking brilliantly?? I have watched this clip on a loop for like 20 mins I really, truly need to see the full episodes NOW 203120852637
