Presley @presleypack.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Do any other figure skating fans get completely fucked up when ChSp and ChSq are next to each other on protocols, or is it just me? 000
Presley @presleypack.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I somehow watched the alien-bursting-out-of-the-abdomen scene when I was like eleven and it scarred me. I’m sure that wasn’t the first but it was by far the worst 010
Presley @presleypack.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Omg PLEASE go watch Kao and Rio’s skates. They both went basically clean! 000
Reposted by PresleyDrew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Lucky for them the Commanders stink even worse 6581
Reposted by PresleyDrew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I've seen enough. The Colts stink. 5801
Presley @presleypack.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I’ve seen enough, send this man to France in 2030 (Dear God PLEASE stay healthy)youtu.beLucas Broussard | 2026 LA Autumn Classic FSYouTube video by Blades & Banter 100
Presley @presleypack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Erica/YN Machida, my GOAT. This is an amazing skate for them and I’m so happy 000
Presley @presleypack.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Ok I think the Browns have my favorite pair of dances this season 110
Presley @presleypack.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Someone told me they thought this program was boring and I had to question whether or not we were watching the same program 010
Presley @presleypack.bsky.social · 26/09/2026My brain only registered this as two skaters bc there was no flag for AIN lmaooooo 010
Presley @presleypack.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Let’s fucking go, we love a small fed medal in this house 030
Presley @presleypack.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Also I think this is a pretty popular opinion in the skating world but if you’re using AI content, you’re going on my shit list 040
Presley @presleypack.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I need CPom fans to do a roll call for me bc someone put doubts in my head and I need reassurance 300
Presley @presleypack.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Other random skating thoughts: 1) Liam Kapeikis short program is so good this season; he looks like he’s having fun instead of constantly being scared 2) I love Shaidorov’s costume 3) CPom golden waltz supremacy 4) Niina is gonna get that 4S by the end of this season 120
Presley @presleypack.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The good thing about being awake is I have been able to research my fantasy draft for @rockerskating.com 000
Presley @presleypack.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Me: perhaps I will get to do something nice for my birthday weekend. Universe: here’s norovirus for your child 010
Reposted by PresleyFrog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026“I am sorry,” gasped Frog, “but I could not catch your list.” “Blah,” said Toad. 11678
Presley @presleypack.bsky.social · 14/09/2026these incompetent men need to be fired by the Irsay women 000
Presley @presleypack.bsky.social · 05/08/20263 4 3 Also want to point out that 6, 6, 6 would actually be the devil’s work 000
Presley @presleypack.bsky.social · 05/08/2026The hilarious thing is that when my daughter is hulking out during one of her meltdowns, she could probably beat this guy’s ass 010
Reposted by PresleyJamison Foser @jamisonfoser.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Deeply saddened to learn of the loss of my dear friend Satan, the Prince of Lies. Though we often disagreed about matters such as the appropriate role of torture in the afterlife, I will most remember how his quick wit and affable nature made our weekly golf outings a ritual. He will be missed. 4792161880
Presley @presleypack.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Lmao this is kinda bullshit though, imagine trying to go to an NFL game or NBA game with a fucking TROMBONE 110
Presley @presleypack.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Ever typed your friend’s address into Mapquest and printed it off the desktop computer a couple weeks after getting your driver’s license? Ah, nostalgia. 000
Presley @presleypack.bsky.social · 09/07/2026I started going to stores and trying on clothes before buying them again and it’s a huge improvement over blindly ordering shit online 010
Reposted by PresleyJosephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 07/07/2026In better news, John Oliver's three-day stint/stunt as a corporate villain on legendary soap opera "General Hospital" appears to be going... fucking brilliantly?? I have watched this clip on a loop for like 20 mins I really, truly need to see the full episodes NOW 203120852637
Presley @presleypack.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Say what you want about Ilia Malinin but the closest he’s come to a warhorse is Malagueña and I respect that 010
Presley @presleypack.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Whoever decided we should celebrate the 4th with fucking fireworks should be burned at the stake 010
Reposted by PresleyEllie @ellie.bsky.social · 30/06/2026If you're able and inclined, this sounds like an especially great time to support Kyrylo Marsak's training fund: www.gofundme.com/f/support-fo...gofundme.comDonate to Fundraising for practicing and competing, organized by Kyrylo MarsakHi, my name is Kyrylo Marsak. I'm three times Ukrainian National Champion, Oly… Kyrylo Marsak needs your support for Fundraising for practicing and competing 0711
Reposted by Presleywelcome to the glennaissance @maillardreaction.bsky.social · 01/07/2026in the era when i got into figure skating, a three-time US champion releasing this video would have tanked her scores both domestically and internationally and gotten her disinvited from stars on ice... it's nice to think we've made SOME progress 🥹 25923
Presley @presleypack.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Waking up to the news that Russians are allowed back in skating ruined my day 030
Presley @presleypack.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Literally just turned on Germany-Paraguay for the PKs 010
Presley @presleypack.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Twitter sucks so much ass, I honestly don’t know what I would gain by giving it a second shot. Memes? Idk. Deleted again 000
Presley @presleypack.bsky.social · 17/05/2026“Be excited about shitty technology that ruins the environment and makes your job obsolete! I’m a boomer! I know better!” 000
Reposted by Presley-𝚖𝚘𝚡 ❄︎ ☃︎ @moxiest.art · 22/04/2026"should we really resort to playing dirty to defeat the nazis i–" yes. kick em in the fucking balls. what kind of question is that. grow the fuck up 2269911711
