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@premiumsteve.bsky.social
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Just a guy raising some pets. Former professor of American history who loves to talk politics and Magic the Gathering. He/him.

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Premium Steve @premiumsteve.bsky.social · 2h
You’d think they’d have gotten the “don’t reflexively tie every Muslim to Al Qaeda” memo 25 years on but ingrained racism is a heck of a drug
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Premium Steve @premiumsteve.bsky.social · 2h
A Christmastime holodeck malfunction brings a holo Kevin McCallister to the enterprise, traps across the ship ensue
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 3h
One of the truly awful fallouts of the public execution is that, like Charlie Kirk before it, the images will be near impossible to escape on the internet. People will just show you, just so you see it and can get their joke or point. I *never* tried to see Kirk's death, but I have. And I hate it.
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Premium Steve @premiumsteve.bsky.social · 5h
My birthday presents to myself came early, finally finishing the last half of my favorite manga collection and getting an art book I’ve been dying to see for ages @alexhirsh.bsky.social
Vinland Saga Deluxe Editions 5-8 and The Art of Gravity Falls
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Premium Steve @premiumsteve.bsky.social · 5h
90 years since the last one, we couldn’t even make a full century.
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Premium Steve @premiumsteve.bsky.social · 5h
They’re gonna get innocent people killed and the media will launder it
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Premium Steve @premiumsteve.bsky.social · 5h
See this is the kind of headline that proves there is no actual need to be successful in order to be wealthy
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Premium Steve @premiumsteve.bsky.social · 5h
Congrats on meeting reality incredibly quickly
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 6h
I think people should listen to what the administration trying to bring back spectacle lynchings, race riots, and middle passage-esque deportation voyages are trying to tell you about themselves. bsky.app/profile/bren...
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Premium Steve @premiumsteve.bsky.social · 6h
Turf the olds out at every chance
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Premium Steve @premiumsteve.bsky.social · 6h
“Everything is more expensive but at least now I can watch the US government do their own version of ISIS videos” That’s a winning message
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Premium Steve @premiumsteve.bsky.social · 6h
Cool we have reached the promotion of live executions as entertainment stage
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Premium Steve @premiumsteve.bsky.social · 6h
Wow I wonder if there is a concerted effort from their government to make them feel less safe
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 12h
Elite Human Being. In other words, white.
Young balding Elon Musk
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Premium Steve @premiumsteve.bsky.social · 12h
He is correct, in America socialism is whatever you want to imagine
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Premium Steve @premiumsteve.bsky.social · 12h
“Bring in” students who subsidize the costs for everyone else Just racist tripe
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Premium Steve @premiumsteve.bsky.social · 13h
Coffee and bean salads, finally the colon-centric food company is upon us
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Premium Steve @premiumsteve.bsky.social · 15h
“Ooh, television. That’s a great idea for Xbox!” This thought brought to you from the defunct Xbone
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Premium Steve @premiumsteve.bsky.social · 15h
I think Anna Wintour would strangle someone who compared her talents to Douthat
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Premium Steve @premiumsteve.bsky.social · 15h
I do wonder how they choose which Pokemon to give a cover to, that’s gotta be a vicious argument or it’s just the editor’s personal favorite
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Not beating the eugenics accusations
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Premium Steve @premiumsteve.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Mystery chemicals being approved for sale by monied interests buying access, I’m sure it’s all on the up and up
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Premium Steve @premiumsteve.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You might as well have had Clarence Thomas in attendance yelling “that’s right buddy”
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Premium Steve @premiumsteve.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
In much the same way all police stories use the exonerative tense, all Trump stories are premised on finding the most innocent interpretation of things and working backwards while ignoring all prior context
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Joshua Failé @joshuafaile.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The President of the United States, in front of a crowd of his supporters, during a televised rally, admits to a Quid Pro Quo pardon, which is a felony and impeachable offence. And absolutely nothing will happen, because his party, which controls congress, are fascist collaborators and sycophants.
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Premium Steve @premiumsteve.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I always heard Rad’s Berry Parade Which would be a different song altogether
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Premium Steve @premiumsteve.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“Let them” really sounds like a threat
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Premium Steve @premiumsteve.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I gotta say you can’t claim credit for thwarting a mass shooting whe you’re the responsible party for providing them with a weapon
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
this will be, amongst other things, a way for MAHA freaks to grift money from the rest of us by faking "vaccine injuries" and then having RFK's guys rubber stamp them
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Premium Steve @premiumsteve.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The guy that Guilfoyle was trying to get to pay her credit card bill turns out to have also been trying to use her to get his hot rhymes to Kid Rock
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Premium Steve @premiumsteve.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The only appropriate response is a pantomime blowjob
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ALT: sucky
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Premium Steve @premiumsteve.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It’s a Gawker quality administration
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Premium Steve @premiumsteve.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Michigan Dems should get some small business coffee places to do a response to this guy Good opportunity to show the GOP business friendliness is total bullshit
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Premium Steve @premiumsteve.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
He’s increasing his asshole credibility prior to his presidential run
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
its genuinely incredible that the government has been taken over by vandals, thieves, and bald-faced liars and the media is more or less reporting on them like they're normal heads of state
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Premium Steve @premiumsteve.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yeah once someone has accumulated more than a dozen kids they should be on a list for checking in every year
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Premium Steve @premiumsteve.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“Retreat” Is the term you’re looking for American forces are retreating from Iran
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Premium Steve @premiumsteve.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You’re Congress, fucking stop talking to the people and do your job instead!
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Joe Sonka 😐 @joesonka.lpm.org · 07/10/2026
It’s called Whalefall cause he fall in whale
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Premium Steve @premiumsteve.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
No more baloney for their slacks under the new regime
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Premium Steve @premiumsteve.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I think there’s gonna be a general contraction in college attendance as foreign students don’t come back in their former numbers, lots of smaller schools are gonna die off without them subsidizing American students
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Premium Steve @premiumsteve.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It would encourage a counter ad where someone does eat road salt
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Premium Steve @premiumsteve.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Somehow it looks more low rent than the Always Sunny Lethal Weapon sequels
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Premium Steve @premiumsteve.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
But with a subscription model It’s finally time for magazines to return but even worse
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Premium Steve @premiumsteve.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
At a certain point “violent invaders” is the more accurate description
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Premium Steve @premiumsteve.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
What’s haphazard about it? People got notified they might be targets and are going through the process to demonstrate they’re not, no one has been charged any tax yet If anything they’re being way more methodical than most rollouts
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Premium Steve @premiumsteve.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Just in case you needed more evidence that this whole thing is gonna be bad for everyone
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Premium Steve @premiumsteve.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
“Steve” was actually inspired by the Days of Our Lives character, my mom loved her soaps
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Premium Steve @premiumsteve.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
At least when my mom named me for a tv show character it was still a normal American name
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