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Pumpkin Spice Matte

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Pumpkin Spice Matte @preflop.bsky.social · 3h
World class post opportunity though
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Pumpkin Spice Matte @preflop.bsky.social · 3h
smash
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Pumpkin Spice Matte @preflop.bsky.social · 4h
we've begun porting doom to the hoover dam
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Pumpkin Spice Matte @preflop.bsky.social · 4h
once reviled?
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Pumpkin Spice Matte @preflop.bsky.social · 5h
the future of software engineering
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Pumpkin Spice Matte @preflop.bsky.social · 7h
first lane johnson now chesso?? the eagles fanbase is never going to recover
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Pumpkin Spice Matte @preflop.bsky.social · 7h
and shoutout to @ggwash.org for the questionnaire it's like the singular thing that is useful to me in understanding what candidates are actually talking about
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Pumpkin Spice Matte @preflop.bsky.social · 8h
likelihood of my incoming anc guy being a bluesky account holder is so high lol
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Pumpkin Spice Matte @preflop.bsky.social · 8h
great work Manuel Rivera, you're acutally even less comprehensible than a typical republican campaign site
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Pumpkin Spice Matte @preflop.bsky.social · 8h
the various Sloppenings occuring on campaign websites are fascinating. "The office will prioritize cases that produce meaningful, tangible benefits for D.C. residents and ensure that enforcement decisions are guided by public interest—not publicity."
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Pumpkin Spice Matte @preflop.bsky.social · 8h
mesmerized by the ward 6 republican who apparently chose to go with this as the AI-enhanced option (??) and neglected to remove the watermark (??)
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Pumpkin Spice Matte @preflop.bsky.social · 9h
would you look at the time
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Pumpkin Spice Matte @preflop.bsky.social · 9h
starting to have some concerns about this guy upholding his end of the TS
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Pumpkin Spice Matte @preflop.bsky.social · 9h
I understand that the baseline response from any corp interest group to any sort of regulation or op cost is to act like this is the thing that launches the nukes but please be for fucking real
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Pumpkin Spice Matte @preflop.bsky.social · 9h
I’m crying lol what are the public health risks of a 10 cent bottle fee and also I want to know the name of whatever fucking HACK group put this together on behalf of the ABA
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Pumpkin Spice Matte @preflop.bsky.social · 9h
The job of white boys is to tell these guys to slurp on it crazy style.
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Pumpkin Spice Matte @preflop.bsky.social · 10h
Yeah - the Evo SL (etc) was definitely “want marathon record at any cost” but really from my perspective it’s definitely “we have an abundance of REALLY good options from $100 to $300 right now” which definitely SUCKS if you’re Nike lol
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George Pearkes @peark.es · 10h
Got DAMN
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Pumpkin Spice Matte @preflop.bsky.social · 10h
markov bot level replies
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Pumpkin Spice Matte @preflop.bsky.social · 10h
HES FRIENDLY!!!
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Pumpkin Spice Matte @preflop.bsky.social · 11h
Tesla model s plaid does 0-60 in 2.8 at ~4900 pounds with a driver. That’s about 4x the power:weight as an Altima in a 20% heavier car lol
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Pumpkin Spice Matte @preflop.bsky.social · 11h
This also hits EVs which you know trade offs but I think it’s totally fine because your cost of insurance and skill floor should be established by the amount of kinetic energy you’re whipping around
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Daniel Carlson @danielwcarlson.bsky.social · 14h
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Pumpkin Spice Matte @preflop.bsky.social · 14h
I think this is basically the mechanic by which many famous figures get what is sort of functionally a socially transmitted prion disease.
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Pumpkin Spice Matte @preflop.bsky.social · 14h
I think she got mad that people called the HP caricatures racist and then proceeded to spend the next decade+ getting spawncamped on the Twitter mentions tab which calcified her opinion that she was right.
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Pumpkin Spice Matte @preflop.bsky.social · 15h
Another day at the Making People Be Nice To Each Other About Computers factory
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Pumpkin Spice Matte @preflop.bsky.social · 18h
Loled and also we already invented library as brain gym? I guess you could dig up some ochem problem sets if you were really hankering
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Pumpkin Spice Matte @preflop.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i've seen enough let's get on to week 5
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Pumpkin Spice Matte @preflop.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
the sixers are truly getting a bite at the promised land after trusting the process for years - unfortunately the bastards in new york are determined to stand in their way
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
🎶 He’s choosin Blexas I can tell 🎶
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Pumpkin Spice Matte @preflop.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i'm very confused as to who is more confused and in what quantities theyre purchasing butter
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Pumpkin Spice Matte @preflop.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Our stores of the Swiss Material are dwindling
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Pumpkin Spice Matte @preflop.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
low key i do think nike has bottomed out / seems to be reloading around 'making stuff lots of people can buy'
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Pumpkin Spice Matte @preflop.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
the headline is bait but they got SO far out of their core lol
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Pumpkin Spice Matte @preflop.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
its funny that nike of all companies managed to miss the hobby runner wave despite having THE s-tier supershoe for basically the entire boom, got gapped by ADIDAS of all companies on the sub-2 hr marathon TWICE, and it still took em five years to replace the pegasus with Normal People Shoes
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Pumpkin Spice Matte @preflop.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
someone do something veryu cool for the next six minutes please
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Pumpkin Spice Matte @preflop.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
ok i guess taper week is a bit of a metaphor as we do 24 minutes of 250 watts
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Pumpkin Spice Matte @preflop.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I think it would be good to enumerate what that involvement was, wouldn’t you? And if it were at fault? Off the top of my head one was multi-car pileup with a fatality with the Waymo in the middle and one was turning left and a car cut around oncoming traffic.
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Pumpkin Spice Matte @preflop.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Cope harder zoomers! I will never be beholden to your bigass pants or geekbars. The Eames chair stays.
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Pumpkin Spice Matte @preflop.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It’s how they getcha
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Pumpkin Spice Matte @preflop.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Love that we’ve read one book to learn what “nautical” meant but I do think we need to get to book #2 so we can get to “aeronautical” - I believe in you, you little Palomar Comet
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Pumpkin Spice Matte @preflop.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Like have some self respect Mike
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Pumpkin Spice Matte @preflop.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Bankshot but I’d like to see a more nakedly self-interested congress and encouragement towards such. The unilateral alignment behind Da Boss is imho the existential problem. Da Boss has been an idiot chud before and will be again but congress critters should have a self preservation instinct.
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Pumpkin Spice Matte @preflop.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That Gulf Of America label: subtext is out, supertext is in.
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Pumpkin Spice Matte @preflop.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Valtteri be free of this disgusting petro/authoritarian paypig “sport” and join Ironman wait hang on
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Pumpkin Spice Matte @preflop.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Enlist your friends and neighbors in a half marathon. Start now and you’ll be ready to go for March.
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Pumpkin Spice Matte @preflop.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’m not a Brazil expert but based on the modal Portuguese teamchat experience I’ve had I’m gonna mark that one up as basically inevitable
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Pumpkin Spice Matte @preflop.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
🛎️ ding ding 🛎️
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Pumpkin Spice Matte @preflop.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Putting Teighler (14) and Kobe (11) in my Arrow cargo bike and doing 18 mph through stop signs
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Pumpkin Spice Matte @preflop.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Not funny ha ha but a little that we’re speedrunning reason 1 why gambling was regional/difficult to access, from first principles.
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