Reposted by HelenChris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 05/12/2025Spending 41 minutes deliberating and then deciding to kill two men clinging to the debris of their boat is nothing more or less than premeditated murder. There is no rationale that justifies this. There is no magic sequence of words or arguments that excuses it. It was cold-blooded murder. 25962176
Helen @possumhelen.bsky.social · 03/12/2025Why are all these Year in Review lists being released today. There’s still 7.7% of the year left. 120
Helen @possumhelen.bsky.social · 03/12/2025I always think my dog doesn’t realize how big she is until she doesn’t want to move and goes full deadweight. Baby girl is fully aware. 020
Helen @possumhelen.bsky.social · 03/12/2025How am I? HOW AM I? I just got sad about my favorite Internet dog's inevitable death, that's how I am. 110
Helen @possumhelen.bsky.social · 03/12/2025Look, Vox, In my 40s I've dated a guy who still lived with his ex wife. I've dated a guy missing many teeth. My standards are not the problem here. www.vox.com/even-better/...vox.comThe problem with dating? Your standards might be too high.How to make sure your expectations for a partner are realistic. 130
Helen @possumhelen.bsky.social · 02/12/2025Someone please go adopt Roopa. It's Giving Tuesday: give her a home! www.thehumanesociety.org/adoptable-pe...thehumanesociety.orgRoopa - The Humane Society for Tacoma & Pierce County 111
Helen @possumhelen.bsky.social · 25/11/2025“'Y’all have a good night. Don’t get hit in the nuts.'” www.nytimes.com/athletic/683...nytimes.com49ers' Jauan Jennings swings at Panthers' Tre'von Moehrig after 'cheap shot' 020
Helen @possumhelen.bsky.social · 25/11/2025Justice for Kit-Kat! www.nytimes.com/2025/11/15/u...nytimes.comWaymo Was Thriving in San Francisco. Then One of Its Driverless Cars Killed a Cat. 110
Helen @possumhelen.bsky.social · 21/11/2025“Getting bitten by a police dog at a hockey game” is the most Russian thing imaginable 141
Helen @possumhelen.bsky.social · 21/11/2025The hypocrisy is baffling (January 6??), the death threats to elected officials and push for illegal military action by the leader of this country is terrifying. www.nbcnews.com/politics/whi...nbcnews.comTrump accuses Democrats of 'seditious behavior, punishable by death,' for urging military to ignore illegal ordersTrump called for the Democratic lawmakers to be "arrested and placed on trial" in social media posts. 000
Helen @possumhelen.bsky.social · 18/11/2025I miss my dog 😭 currently being cuddled by my dog, but she’s not MY DOG. She’s just my dog 😭 110
Helen @possumhelen.bsky.social · 18/11/2025Buddy comedy where Glenn Powell and Glenn Howerton play conventionally attractive dudes who are each creepy in their own way (cuz I confuse them anyhow)media.tenor.coma man in a brown sweater is standing in a dark room looking at the camera .Alt: a man in a brown sweater is standing in a dark room looking at the camera. 000
Helen @possumhelen.bsky.social · 17/11/2025Me? I'm gonna keep buying the most XTREME cans cuz I think they're funny. Nothing keeps you awake like a NUTBUSTER with an EAGLE holding a GUN! 010
Helen @possumhelen.bsky.social · 17/11/2025When okra is tender and cooked just right? Best vegetable on the planet! A++, no notes. When okra is woody and tough? Just feed me actual trees and save me the heartbreak!! 010
Helen @possumhelen.bsky.social · 13/11/2025Just stay alive. www.gq.com/story/john-d...gq.comThe Story John Darnielle Lived to TellWhen he was a teenager, the Mountain Goats founder never expected to live to 21. He has since become one of this century’s best songwriters. The lessons of his survival, life, and work feel endless. 000
Helen @possumhelen.bsky.social · 12/11/2025A little jelly that my friends in Seattle got to vote for a progressive mayor while the most exciting race on my ballot was between Andrew (son likes swimming) and Debbie (grandkids like swimming) for Pool Commissioner. 020
Helen @possumhelen.bsky.social · 11/11/2025Sick and tired of seeing activist accounts I follow posting blatantly antisemitic bullshit and not moderating the EVEN WORSE comments! "OMG A RABBI BOUGHT PORNHUB! THEY LOVE OPPRESSION! HASHTAG ISRAEL!" There are Christian ministers promoting child marriage but you don't blame the whole religion! 110
Helen @possumhelen.bsky.social · 11/11/2025Losing a toenail and having another one growing in under it is the closest we can get to being lizards 020
Helen @possumhelen.bsky.social · 11/11/2025“Well, I bet the mailman’s happy” -my dad, who’s visiting with the purpose of comforting me because my favorite dog died last week 110
Helen @possumhelen.bsky.social · 11/11/2025My favorite dog died last week, your Edmund Fitzgerald posts do nothing to me 000
Helen @possumhelen.bsky.social · 04/11/2025Help I am “just Shazamed something at the vet” years old 100
Helen @possumhelen.bsky.social · 26/10/2025Be the family moving their table away from you that you want to see in the world 020
Helen @possumhelen.bsky.social · 21/10/2025POV: you’re a dog who enjoys naps on the bed and doesn’t like when the rest of the family joins in 270
Helen @possumhelen.bsky.social · 21/10/2025Dating in your 40s is wild. What do you mean I'm being ghosted after 3+ months by a guy built like a frog? 220
Helen @possumhelen.bsky.social · 20/10/2025Is the AWS outage the reason the guy I've been dating for 3+ months hasn't texted me since Saturday evening or 030
Helen @possumhelen.bsky.social · 20/10/2025I found a bedbug on my person at my horrible tech job, and the speed with which they swooped in to clean up the situation was honestly inspiring 🥲 010
Helen @possumhelen.bsky.social · 19/10/2025The one on the left is the best boy ever. The one on the right is literally banned in several countries. 030
Helen @possumhelen.bsky.social · 17/10/2025Now that I've tasted fresh-picked, perfectly ripe tomatoes grown with love in my own garden, I can say with confidence: tomatoes are gross. 220
Reposted by HelenKC Opossum's Ko-fi is HOT AND TASTY @kcopossum.bsky.social · 17/10/2025OPOSSUMS MAKE IT ALL POSSIBLE 4284
Reposted by HelenSweet Tart the Virginia (O)possum 💙RIP Waffles💙 @wafflesopossum.bsky.social · 17/10/2025There's a special day called National Opossum Day! Some people say it is on October 17th and some say it's on October 18th. To me, that means we get two whole days! So, I've decided that since you can't give me any treats like Mama is, tell me your most interesting opossum fact or story! And GO! 💙 1410715
Helen @possumhelen.bsky.social · 17/10/2025Rats. www.nbcnews.com/video/shorts...nbcnews.comRat-shaped hole in Chicago sidewalk not made by ratRat-shaped hole in Chicago sidewalk not made by rat 010
Helen @possumhelen.bsky.social · 16/10/2025NOT AGAIN. reductress.com/post/oh-no-w...reductress.comOh No! Woman Missed Nap Window Because She Scrolled for Too LongWomen's News. Feminized. 010
Helen @possumhelen.bsky.social · 16/10/2025Oh, my yard is "messy"? Excuse me for doing MY part to keep YOUR property taxes down! 010
Helen @possumhelen.bsky.social · 16/10/2025Met someone last night and knew immediately she was from the Bay based on how much she hated the Dodgersmedia.tenor.combart from the simpsons is standing in front of a train that says bart on itALT: bart from the simpsons is standing in front of a train that says bart on it 040
Reposted by HelenErika Rier @erikarier.bsky.social · 15/10/2025Friends, I installed my show today and it’s definitely the best thing I’ve ever pulled off so if you’re in Portland, Oregon please swing by the purple door gallery Friday to see what I have done. 2377
Helen @possumhelen.bsky.social · 14/10/2025Dang, I have never been prouder to be a weak person who doesn't care about bulking 100
Reposted by HelenBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 14/10/2025Have to say I thought we’d do more with Steamboat Willie being in the public domain. I thought our entire society would be reorganized around being able to do whatever we wanted to the vile boat mouse 2680062
Helen @possumhelen.bsky.social · 09/10/2025This absolute banger, this anthem of angst, this dirge of divorce, doesn't even break the top 100?? Excuse me, but how dare Rolling Stone not share my exact same musical taste?? www.rollingstone.com/music/music-... 120
Helen @possumhelen.bsky.social · 07/10/2025On my walk this morning a guy leaned out the window of his SUV and told me he was "looking for a female for breeding." He was referring to my dog but still. 110
Reposted by Helennora "the tea kobold" rude (they/them ze/hir) @nora.zone · 21/03/2025my husband just told me that "a cat is just a more socially acceptable racoon" 151763173