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@porterengle.bsky.social
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semper, yut-yut. and I brake the jaws of the wicked, and plucked the spoil out of his teeth.

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Billie Ω Ηπιόνη (masterless muse) @billie-it-is.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Being obsessed with being ultimate male is a sure sign of not being ultimate male.
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
youtube premium is giving me three free months of discord nitro. crunchbucket plus is giving me ninety free days of splorb. fubo ultra is giving me a complimentary fortnight of bonk concierge. grackle platinum is giving me six years of squak. quibi eternal is giving me three fiscal quarters of tobi.
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Cara @cara7177.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Stick a finger up a straight man’s ass & you’ll find that yes, he does understand the concept of ongoing consent.
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
southerners absolutely fucking love naming their county some french ass name that they refuse to allow french phonology anywhere near
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"why don't men wear more color." i only dress for the approval of dogs, who mostly see blue, white, gray, black, and brown in the way that we do, so i don't wear other colors.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 23/09/2026
look, you can't just punish trump when dems are in power. that might make republicans do something crazy, like stage a coup, illegally shred the federal bureaucracy, or even vstart abducting people off the street and extraditing them to torture sites all over the world
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Lane Kiffin looks like David Lee Roth's evil son.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I agree that seppuku was the only way for Ed Sheeran to redeem himself but I feel bad for the audience at his concert who had to see that. Many of them will be traumatised for life
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Jean-Michel Connard @torriangray.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
[completely silent meeting room] Kash Patel: I’ve never had sex with a horse.
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Thomas M KochNev @masonkochnev.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Conservatives willing to lose their farms and pay $8 a gallon for gas to stop one imaginary trans child in their state from playing soccer is wild.
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Sandy Nelson @buckeejit.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ed Sheeran has pulled out of his tour, triggering a by-election
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Tim Carvell @timcarvell.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Rough week to tell people that your application to join the FBI finally went through.
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Vergil 🌋 @kleinergeologe.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
2000s graphic design was something else.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
When they eventually make a movie about this time, please don't put the male politicians in good suits. IMO, the ugly, low rent tailoring should be part of the story.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Macklemore: Palestinian children are people. Robert Kraft *actively getting a handjob from a strip mall prostitute he refuses to tip*: We must ban this hate speech from every stadium in America. Let me call up my friends, the Epstein client list. Ed Sheeran: Good point, sir. Both sides, sir.
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Kudzu Tom @kudzutom.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This is proof you don’t need to have a working brain to be a Republican.
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