deterministic porg optimization @porgtech.bsky.social · 08/10/2026The meowing will continue until the treat mouse is refilled 130
Reposted by deterministic porg optimizationWilliam B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I'd be such an asshole to warlocks if I was a wizard. That's cool that you sold your soul to learn magic, I just went to grad school and now can do everything you can, but everyone has their path. 2341439
Reposted by deterministic porg optimizationMicah @rincewind.run · 06/10/2026there’s one true answer but it’s the correct one five minutes after game of thrones - the last true monoculture show - ended, we all collectively agreed not to talk about it again, and house of the dragon/knight of the seven kingdoms haven’t recaptured a fraction of that cultural presence 942404236
deterministic porg optimization @porgtech.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I wish I remember the name of the movie or could find it again But it had like an animated monster running through like filmed IRL woods and 5 or 6 year old me freaked the fuck out at the visually plausible idea of cartoon monsters existing in reality 140
deterministic porg optimization @porgtech.bsky.social · 04/10/2026The American history/pop culture one actually and it had several other planes, but I’m sure the air and space one would have more 040
deterministic porg optimization @porgtech.bsky.social · 04/10/2026love this bridesmaid gift my friend got me, especially as she bought it in the museum gift shop right in front of me but I was too distracted looking at the other plane models if you press the blue button it lights up and makes noises 180
Reposted by deterministic porg optimizationceej @ceej.online · 02/10/2026incredible news: we’re having the same arguments over and over for the rest of time 653169484
deterministic porg optimization @porgtech.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Yeah thats worse than hearing squirrels scratching at the gutter line 010
deterministic porg optimization @porgtech.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Whey protien powder lemonade flavor mixed with tea for an attempt at an Arnold palmer: 2/5 I should have just made the tea way more concentrated the lemon “flavoring” isnt that great 181
deterministic porg optimization @porgtech.bsky.social · 28/09/2026wow talk about timely bsky.app/profile/casc... 040
deterministic porg optimization @porgtech.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Extremely excited for an SCA event in a few weeks where despite last year slicing open my hand while cutting raw chicken <5 min after having been warned a knife is sharp, I made a good enough impression I’ve been recruited for being Hall Stewart (managing the space and feast course serving timing) 090
deterministic porg optimization @porgtech.bsky.social · 27/09/2026During covid stay-at-home one of my projects was patching stuff like my wall mounted vacuum where it was just regular screws in drywall that of course was falling out of the wall 020
Reposted by deterministic porg optimizationDr. Erika Graham-Goering @jeanneologist.bsky.social · 26/09/2026In which I incidentally learn the answer to "how *did* aristocratic women urinate while wearing Enlightenment-era gowns?", which I guess wasn't maybe top of my list of outstanding queries but was definitely somewhere on it! 061
deterministic porg optimization @porgtech.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Anyone have a list of all the restaurants impeding beltline rail aside from Ladybird and Muchacho? I wont be going back, and want to not give any of those places money 000
deterministic porg optimization @porgtech.bsky.social · 25/09/2026yeah I judge the fuck out of a number of like game/hobby businesses that dont care b/c they make money so no effort to change how they do pre-orders or releases to diminish scalpers buying everything immediately then re-selling for a markup 220
deterministic porg optimization @porgtech.bsky.social · 24/09/2026yeah I spent my undergrad graduation ceremony reading Overwatch fanfic on my phone trying not to fall asleep, my relatives cared way more about the ceremony 010
deterministic porg optimization @porgtech.bsky.social · 24/09/2026It’s $140 to get regalia if I wanted to walk for grad school graduation (if my relatives decided its meaningful enough to make it a family event) not the same thing at all but I’d rather have a party with $140 catering playing D2 QueensWalk puzzle, and see how good my irl friends are at counting 160
deterministic porg optimization @porgtech.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Wow whey protien really gets frothy mixing it in a blender, I now understand why people have the shaker bottles. But I’m really curious how it would work as an egg white substitute for cocktails. 030
Reposted by deterministic porg optimizationDredgen Sale 🔜 GCX (2027) 🟪⬜️⬛️ @destinythememe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026i tried drawing geoff keighley 231775
deterministic porg optimization @porgtech.bsky.social · 24/09/2026wow almost 170k lb of raw meat with fake USDA stickers on it. I don't think I've seen this kind of recall yet.wjbf.comUnsafe meat recall affects retail and restaurants nationwide(WJBF) – The U.S. Department of Agriculture (USDA) announced that the U.S. Department of Agriculture’s Food Safety and Inspection Service (FSIS) has recalled approximately 167,639 pounds of r… 070
deterministic porg optimization @porgtech.bsky.social · 23/09/2026it would be funny if it allowed alt routes to drive home (pun intended) just why they chose the route they did 131
deterministic porg optimization @porgtech.bsky.social · 21/09/2026A lot of people in my clan all left after TFS, then they never got those players back for a variety of reasons 100
deterministic porg optimization @porgtech.bsky.social · 20/09/2026more that I don't host a "play with trains while eating finger food" night 230
deterministic porg optimization @porgtech.bsky.social · 20/09/2026The first step of the train hobby is figuring out what stuff of my dads has lead in it 260
deterministic porg optimization @porgtech.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Also do people think the miniature train diorama hobbiests have a high percentage of sapphic women in their 30s? Asking for me 190
deterministic porg optimization @porgtech.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Making plans with multiple guy friends so at this rate I’ll become the equivalent of friend in late 30s who has no kids so they get into crafting hobbies involving expensive equipment. Like I wont get a boat as I dont live near a lake, but a nice resin printer or big green egg seems the equivalent. 1110
deterministic porg optimization @porgtech.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I thought it was gender the assistant is basically marketed as PA/secretary (devalued pink color work) but Claude and LLM AI are “thinking“ and “smart” for male dominated fields of consulting and software engineering 0132
deterministic porg optimization @porgtech.bsky.social · 18/09/2026my review of paper mario with 8ish hours played is I love the visual style but the name is boring, where fighting enemies is it’s own slow mini game with a loading screen and otherwise the game keeps re-explaining the controls to me. 150
deterministic porg optimization @porgtech.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Could I say my dinner was flavor maxxing if it was: several pickles, feta cheese, keylime flavored protein smoothie, and a small spoonful of Lao Gan Ma Also some pita bread as a fiber/starch 270
deterministic porg optimization @porgtech.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Also that’s some unparalleled posting skill to wait 10 years to post a second image from the party 010
Reposted by deterministic porg optimizationAlexandra @alexthegr8r.bsky.social · 15/09/2026was hit with a sudden melancholy this morning about, weirdly, festival of the lost a feeling that oh, I should be in destiny right now. I should be playing fotl some ghost of a feeling with the changing seasons 24010
deterministic porg optimization @porgtech.bsky.social · 14/09/2026When are you going to get around to watching the odyssey 060
deterministic porg optimization @porgtech.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I didnt know they had any, binturongs are adorable but not fish 140
deterministic porg optimization @porgtech.bsky.social · 14/09/2026i don't think I posted here that the person who owned the tile company used to work a corporate job in data analytics but then got replaced by AI :/ 140
Reposted by deterministic porg optimizationJason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Flock is very serious surveillance technology that cops take very seriously: 404media.co/cops-search-...404media.coCops Search Thousands of Flock Cameras for Reasons of ‘LMAO,’ ‘IDK,’ ‘Hehe,’ and ‘asdfg’The EFF found cops writing “idiot,” “WEIRD KID,” "blah," "leave me alone," and button mashing in Flock's 'reason' box. 352191731
deterministic porg optimization @porgtech.bsky.social · 14/09/2026It's interesting that I've had about 4 different industry contractors this year(HVAC, plumbing, floors, tile) and all of the people came with like an apprentice in training they were asking questions. Like in this case guy's being quizzed on "how would an install quote differ here" 280
deterministic porg optimization @porgtech.bsky.social · 14/09/2026means I have no idea how to prep for a midterm that is open internet but closed AI chatbot (multiple camera enforced) unless I just work all the practice problems I can with explanatory notes? 020
deterministic porg optimization @porgtech.bsky.social · 14/09/2026with my CS class this semester we are learning python for data science, and it’s built with LLMs as a tool in mind, including debugging what an industry friend of mine called code an LLM would write. I’m sure it’s true to life for frustrating but effective to learn how things work 130
deterministic porg optimization @porgtech.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Well it’s not painted and it has wood pattern that makes it vintage right? /s 131
deterministic porg optimization @porgtech.bsky.social · 13/09/2026This sounds like it was written by someone whose career had already peaked 110
deterministic porg optimization @porgtech.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I’m realizing that since I need to take this trip in the winter months, Richmond does not have snow. Toronto will 020
deterministic porg optimization @porgtech.bsky.social · 12/09/2026What is it called about six seconds in where it looks like you moved the poster to a different plane?? If thats the term? Great meme 100
deterministic porg optimization @porgtech.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I still have some flight credit that is use it or lose it by next spring and what if I just went here (Toronto but spent all my time in the library)tpl.caArthur Conan Doyle CollectionHome &gt; eResources & Research &gt; Special Collections & Rare Books Arthur Conan Doyle Collection Service Update Arthur Conan… 280
Reposted by deterministic porg optimizationCthonical @cthonical.bsky.social · 11/09/2026This shocks me every single time 032
deterministic porg optimization @porgtech.bsky.social · 10/09/2026For switch: pikmin 4, harvest moon, xenoblade chronicles x, smv5 vengeance, stray, zelda tears of the kingdom, other assorted Mario games, octopath 1&2 Ps5: vtmb2, kcd2, death stranding 2, ac shadows, ff7 rebirth, armored core (idk if i can gitgud in time) ff16, 040