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Humble Peddler of Fluff and Smut

@porglife.bsky.social
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Just your typical reclusive Hobbit geek who likes writing a lot of Reylo fanfic. Screams when excited. Like a porg. She/her

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Humble Peddler of Fluff and Smut @porglife.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Next chapter of #clydephee #pirateau #longfic is up! The two meet and they're.... They're not happy about it yet. 😂 archiveofourown.org/works/934691... #kidnapped #hea
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Humble Peddler of Fluff and Smut @porglife.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
New chapter of demon au #clydephee - chapter isn't smutter but I still wouldn't call it SFW. archiveofourown.org/works/781889...
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Monster penis season @jenofthemidwest.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Hear ye, hear ye. Need some motivation to write/finish/update/post that queer fic you've been writing or dreaming of? Well it's pride month and I think we all deserve a little treat or at least an arbitrary deadline. Use the hashtag #quickiepride archiveofourown.org/collections/...
Reylo and friends present written across the top in graffiti style black and white letters on a Rainbow splattered watercolor on a white background. White center ring with the words quickie Pride-athon.
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Humble Peddler of Fluff and Smut @porglife.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I started another thing... Also still trying to figure out how to make a cover thing I like. #clydephee #pirateau #longfic with a #hea incoming archiveofourown.org/works/934691...
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Humble Peddler of Fluff and Smut @porglife.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Next chapter up of Georgian era #reylo #hea #longfic! archiveofourown.org/works/731208... (Actually multiple chapters have been posted since my last update here cause I've been stressed. But we're reaching the climax!)
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Humble Peddler of Fluff and Smut @porglife.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
I'M NOT DEAD! New chapter of #georgianau #reylo is up! Rey, having agreed to actually marry Ben, is presented to the court. archiveofourown.org/works/731208... #reylofanfic #reylowip #hea #ao3
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Humble Peddler of Fluff and Smut @porglife.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Libraries are for everyone who respect the library rules
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Humble Peddler of Fluff and Smut @porglife.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
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Humble Peddler of Fluff and Smut @porglife.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
I'm so glad @ladylithium.bsky.social introduced me to the ship!!!
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Humble Peddler of Fluff and Smut @porglife.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Clyde volunteers at Ophelia's new job, where she organizes living history events archiveofourown.org/works/80315211 #meetcute #oneshot #clydephee #loganlucky #clydepheefanfic
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Lady Lithium @ladylithium.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
archiveofourown.org/works/717394...
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The Taxidermist - Chapter 2 - LadyLithium - Logan Lucky (2017) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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Humble Peddler of Fluff and Smut @porglife.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Clyde gets blessings from the person who matters most - his stepdaughter - before proposing to Ophelia archiveofourown.org/works/80118511 #loganlucky #clydephee #clydepheefanfic #gooddadclyde
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Humble Peddler of Fluff and Smut @porglife.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
When #BenSolo's assistant goes out on leave, the man realizes he's stuck between a rock and a hard place: admit he needs help or shopping. archiveofourown.org/works/79978761 #reylo #reylofanfiction #oneshot #meetcute
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Humble Peddler of Fluff and Smut @porglife.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
#ClydeLogan adopts a cat from the local shelter, not realizing it's a #shapeshifter having some really bad luck! archiveofourown.org/works/79884536 #fluff #clydephee #oneshot #clydepheefanfic #ao3 #loganluckyfanfic
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Humble Peddler of Fluff and Smut @porglife.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Hux finally gets what is coming to him in my #georianau #reylo! archiveofourown.org/works/731208... #wip #reylowip #reylofanfic #ao3 #longfic
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Humble Peddler of Fluff and Smut @porglife.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Luke and Leia talk about their regrets from the Rebellion, unaware that Hux is preparing to strike in the next chapter of #georgianau "I don't care who I marry". archiveofourown.org/works/731208... #wip #reylo #reylofanfic #hea #longfic #ao3
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Humble Peddler of Fluff and Smut @porglife.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
"Solo, Not Skywalker," a short inspired by the #huntforbensolo archiveofourown.org/works/79632021 #fluff #oneshot #reylo #reylofanfic #ao3
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Humble Peddler of Fluff and Smut @porglife.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Ophelia and Clyde share their first kiss in this installment of Sugar An Sweeties. archiveofourown.org/works/79603796 #clydephee #series #clydepheefanfic #fluff
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Aviendha69 🦋🍁 🇨🇦 | ᑐ ∪ ∩ ⊂ @aviendha69.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
holy shit, y'all, 'never attribute to malice what can be attributed to stupidity' but this tests the limits!
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Creative License 🎬 @creativelicense.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Have a feral Valentine's Day with the hottest internet boyfriend ❤️ #AdamDriver
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Bex is WEAK on crime @bextraordinary.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
♥️
To my friends from LiveJournal

I still think about you Wonder if you finally quit, Do you still speak to your mom?

I remember when you went to Japan How you swore you'd never forgive him.

I can't remember to take my meds but I remember you wanted to live on a houseboat. It's a strange intimacy, all of us unspooling across decades of internet space Like balls of yarn leaving a trail behind us of everywhere and everyone we've ever been

I hope you got your houseboat.

I hope you got everything.

-Hayley DeRoche
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Monster penis season @jenofthemidwest.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Outer space!
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 14/02/2026
Become ungovernable
A photo of a cat under a bed with a rotisserie chicken with the caption:

This is Beans. Beans stole a while rotisserie chicken off the counter. Not a piece. The whole chicken. Beans dragged it under the bed and growled at us for forty minutes. Beans is 9 pounds.
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biscooti🍪 @adamdriverss.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
#needthat #adamdriver
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Pascale 🦋 @pascalities.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
My frames Hades & Persephone AU AltFran #reylo #reyloart #reylo10years
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Humble Peddler of Fluff and Smut @porglife.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Happy Valentine's! Ben thinks Rey is married and asks Mom why she isn't spending the evening with her spouse. archiveofourown.org/works/79554771 #reylo #reylofanfiction #oneshot #workplaceau
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Humble Peddler of Fluff and Smut @porglife.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Second half of motivation, a #clydephee #meetcute where phee works for a group supporting vets after release from prison. archiveofourown.org/works/793381... #singlemomphee #fluff #family #hea #loganluckfanfic #clydepheefanfic #ao3 #shortstory
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Humble Peddler of Fluff and Smut @porglife.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Clyde has a #meetcute with Ophelia, who works with veterans to keep them from reoffending. Part 1 of 2 archiveofourown.org/works/793381... #clydephee #fluff #ao3 #clydepheefanfic
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Humble Peddler of Fluff and Smut @porglife.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Ben and Rey begin to banter a bit while Hux's plans turn dark in this #GeorgianAU #Reylo archiveofourown.org/works/731208... #reylofanfic #reylowip #hea #ao3 #histoicalau
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Andrew Karre @andrewkarre.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
This is the aftermath of an ICE kidnapping a few blocks from my home in St. Paul—an hour ago. A quiet street full of broken glass and at least three wrecked cars. The target of the kidnapping was taken away by ambulance. He was on a stretcher and covered by a sheet, though a cop said he was alive.
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Humble Peddler of Fluff and Smut @porglife.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
The Skywalker twins have acquired a loth cat kitten and Anakin has to figure out HOW. archiveofourown.org/works/79275881 #anidala #anidalafanfic #oneshot #fluff #familyfluff #ao3
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Amanda Katz @katzish.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Always a great sign for how things are going in your country when 21-year-olds are like “hey, I innovated a system to play bagpipes in tear gas”
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unlikely darling @unlikely.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
(WW2) Rey is no big star. She gets a modeling job now and then, but it's not enough to quit Plutt's garage. But to pilot and aspiring artist Ben, she's his north star. He hasn't been able to stop thinking about her picture. He painted her on his plane for luck. @reyloprompts.bsky.social #ReyloPrompt
WW2 pilot painting a pin up girl on his plane #ReyloPrompt #Reylo
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 10/02/2026
Outside of the crushing sense defeat it would feel so good to get to go down the slide all by yourself in the big car
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Aviendha69 🦋🍁 🇨🇦 | ᑐ ∪ ∩ ⊂ @aviendha69.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
This effectively sends the message that to powerful men, women and children are not people, but objects. Tradeable, disposable, destructible. Consumable.
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unlikely darling @unlikely.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Princess Rey Palpatine in THIS, covered in kyber crystals
A couture dress made up of lots of jewels along with fabric
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Secular Talk @kylekulinskishow.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
"Images obtained by CBS News appear to show the zip ties and bruised wrists of Anabel Romero's 14-year-old daughter SueHey, a U.S. citizen who was tending to her 6- and 8-year-old siblings when the agents descended on the crowd in military-style gear and herded them into a confined area."
cbsnews.com
Feds zip-tied a 14-year-old girl during Idaho raid, sparking fresh questions about ICE tactics
A 14-year-old girl said she was "crying" and "struggling to breathe" when law enforcement officers herded her onto a racetrack with other detainees and zip-tied her hands.
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adamdrivercentral @adamdrivercentral.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
𝖭𝖤𝖶 behind the scenes, 𝖳𝖬𝖶𝖪𝖣𝖰 𝟤𝟢𝟣𝟪
adam driver behind the scenes the man who killed don Quixote dirty pants gray zip hoodie
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candle_larkspur @candle-larkspur.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Just posted a new chapter! Ch. 16 features: 💕phone sex 💕physical hurt/comfort 💕mixed signals archiveofourown.org/works/690335... #reylo #reylofanfiction
archiveofourown.org
The Song and the Silence in the Heart - Chapter 16 - candle_larkspur - Star Wars - All Media Types [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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Humble Peddler of Fluff and Smut @porglife.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
#ClydeLogan gets more than he bargained when he stops by the Boone County shelter archiveofourown.org/works/79275701 #fluff #clydephee #clydepheefanfic #oneshot #ao3
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Marie 🇨🇦 @pawbaby2.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Ghislaine Maxwell pleaded the Fifth today and refused to answer questions from Congress unless Trump gives her clemency. A convicted sex trafficker bargaining for freedom while victims still wait for justice! That’s not testimony. That’s blackmail. #USDemocracy #Pinks apple.news/AwV9hdT2pS0G...
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Outrage erupts over Ghislaine Maxwell's condition for testifying on Epstein: 'Blackmail' — Raw Story
Outrage erupted online Monday after convicted child-sex trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell said she would remain silent about what she knows of Jeffrey Epstein — but how she would open up only on one condit...
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The New Republic @newrepublic.com · 09/02/2026
BREAKING: Donald Trump’s friends were commenting on his “dementia” as early as 2017. trib.al/KhJ4QTU “some at dinner with donald last night , were concerned about dementia. tons of makeup. did not recognize old friends,” Epstein wrote.
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Governor Tim Walz @governorwalz.mn.gov · 09/02/2026
This is obviously not targeted enforcement. And we still don’t know how many children they’ve taken. www.cbsnews.com/news/ice-arr...
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Less than 14% of those arrested by ICE in Trump's 1st year back in office had violent criminal records, document shows
The official DHS statistics, which had not been previously reported, provide the most detailed look yet into who ICE has arrested during the Trump administration's crackdown.
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Joanie 🔞 @jbberry7.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
www.ladbible.com/entertainmen... #AdamDriver
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Netflix quietly adds ‘masterpiece’ film that should be ‘required viewing’
Some viewers say the 2018 Oscar-nominated film should be shown in schools
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aestivaltide @aestivaltide.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Soooo... I cannot wait to see ice dancing tonight, which brought to mind this #reyloart piece I did for @janejanajuno.bsky.social's fic, the tiniest moves you make. "The crowd roared... but Ben couldn’t hear them...There was only the music and the ice and Rey." Link below!
Ben cradles Rey in his arms at the end of an Olympic ice dance. Reyloart by aestivaltide for kate/janejanajuno.
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Cello is fundraising for The Trevor Project🦋 @altocello.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
3 years ago today we got to enjoy this wonderfully weird ad "Adam Driver #115 (Squarespace “The Singularity” 2023)" first posted 14 feb 2023 read the essay here: buff.ly/3eqhPOO or on ao3 here: buff.ly/bbMom32
A mostly monochrome freehand digital painting of Adam Driver, gazing upon The Singularity, hair flying back in the wind, brows gently knit above eyes squinting slightly into the strong light flooding over him, a small satisfied smirk quirking one corner of his mouth.
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Humble Peddler of Fluff and Smut @porglife.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Ben starts to consider turning his back on the First Order for Rey in this #GeorgianAU #Reylo archiveofourown.org/works/731208... #reylofanfiction #wip #hea #historicalau #ao3
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Humble Peddler of Fluff and Smut @porglife.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Leia and Han meet for the first time in a short and sweet #omegaverse prequel to the #reylo Dino pals <3 archiveofourown.org/works/79158651 #scoundress #scoundessfanfic #ao3 #oneshot
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Humble Peddler of Fluff and Smut @porglife.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Loot that drops after defeating me 1) my wireless portable keyboard 2) a book of star wars trivia 3) sarcastic shirts 4) a blockbuster card 5) three bodice rippers 6) seam ripper 7) hamentashan 8) high heels 9) lipstick 10) three kittens in a trenchcoat
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