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Poptart 🍓 Apocalypse (unfrosted era)

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nikk @nikk.ca · 20/10/2025
absolute workhorse of a reaction image from over 100 years ago
elegant woman blasting a suitor in the face with the NO gun
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Poptart 🍓 Apocalypse (unfrosted era) @poptartapocalypse.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I should do a weekend watch of all the shit that played on TV all the time when I was a kid. Stuff I was too young to understand the plot but still left a mark, like "Silkwood" and "The Man From Snowy River".
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Poptart 🍓 Apocalypse (unfrosted era) @poptartapocalypse.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Every 5 years or so, I remember a scene from a movie that seared itself into my memories after I watched about 39 seconds of back in '82, Google it, and then forget about it. This time around, I'm gonna actually watch it.
Title screen for the 1980 film "The Earthling"
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Poptart 🍓 Apocalypse (unfrosted era) @poptartapocalypse.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Fucking hell, I stink this morning. WTF happened to me overnight?
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Poptart 🍓 Apocalypse (unfrosted era) @poptartapocalypse.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
There's some housecleaning happening in the family, and we uncovered a childhood relic.
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Poptart 🍓 Apocalypse (unfrosted era) @poptartapocalypse.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
No concept of personal space.
An orange cat presses his fat head into a smaller calico, like a close talker.
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Poptart 🍓 Apocalypse (unfrosted era) @poptartapocalypse.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Three weeks offline, nearly panicking about the one last thing I needed to start up again - a Bluetooth dongle - not working. 😑
Text message exchange where I admit I'm a complete idiot who spent too long working on this problem.
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Peter @sketchyhippos.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
This was the result of countless OSHA violations and y'all just fucking laugh about it
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Poptart 🍓 Apocalypse (unfrosted era) @poptartapocalypse.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
When faced with the choice of spending money to make money, or not spending it and making nothing at all, I'll spend the money. But I'm also going to catastrophize and whine until that package gets here in two weeks.
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marie from the aristocats is looking out of a window with her paws crossed .
Alt: marie from the aristocats is looking out of a window with her paws crossed, sighing.
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Poptart 🍓 Apocalypse (unfrosted era) @poptartapocalypse.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Today is going to be one of those days where I'm going to eat a gummy or 3, put on some headphones, and dance. I'll do something, because if I don't, I'm going to buy electronics.
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Andy “voice of Brak” Merrill. 🎅🏻🤡🐒💩 @amerrill2.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Tomorrow is May 1st. Btw, I wear the shirt ironically.
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Poptart 🍓 Apocalypse (unfrosted era) @poptartapocalypse.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
I opted to look at replacement laptops instead of smoking and Civ-ing, and now I'm even more frustrated. I'm going to go smoke, I promise.
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Poptart 🍓 Apocalypse (unfrosted era) @poptartapocalypse.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Welp, since today's been a never ending backdoor dryfuck since about 4:30 this morning, I think I'm going to give up on streaming today, smoke (twice, for good measure), and play some Civ.
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Poptart 🍓 Apocalypse (unfrosted era) @poptartapocalypse.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
I've been looking into getting something to sit on for my streams, and finally gave in and looked on FB marketplace. I found something that'll work if it's available, so I messaged about it - turns out it's being sold by my old neighbor. Hopefully it works out and I can go pick it up this week.
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Poptart 🍓 Apocalypse (unfrosted era) @poptartapocalypse.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
There's a maintenance guy in the apartment next door. I just saw the local hardware store drop something off. I really hope he's not working in that bedroom because I'll be streaming in my own today.
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Poptart 🍓 Apocalypse (unfrosted era) @poptartapocalypse.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
It's Friday and it's nice.
An orange cat looks up adoringly at a human female.
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Poptart 🍓 Apocalypse (unfrosted era) @poptartapocalypse.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
It's a long day.
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
try:
tired of taking care of yourself EVERY DAY?! try:
- wasting away
- hitting the skids
- going to seed
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Poptart 🍓 Apocalypse (unfrosted era) @poptartapocalypse.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Scheduling problems have been handled, Gran is still here in the mortal realm.
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a man in a tuxedo says " for now " in front of a peacock logo
Alt: a man in a tuxedo says " for now " in front of a peacock logo
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Poptart 🍓 Apocalypse (unfrosted era) @poptartapocalypse.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
The orange meatwad cat is causing chaos in the house, and the remaining grandparent is shuffling off her mortal coil and creating scheduling problems. Happy Wednesday.
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Poptart 🍓 Apocalypse (unfrosted era) @poptartapocalypse.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
TGIF. Booting night. Time to inhale some goodness and enjoy what's left of it.
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a cartoon character says aggressive inhale on the screen
Alt: a cartoon character says aggressive inhale on the screen
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Poptart 🍓 Apocalypse (unfrosted era) @poptartapocalypse.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
I've run the numbers, and a full 79% of my husband's cat-related meltdowns could be eliminated if he just looked at the fucking floor now and then instead of assuming his path is clear.
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Poptart 🍓 Apocalypse (unfrosted era) @poptartapocalypse.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Done with this cold.
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mary poppins from mary poppins is holding an umbrella and saying `` so done '' .
Alt: mary poppins from mary poppins is holding an umbrella and saying `` so done '' .
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Poptart 🍓 Apocalypse (unfrosted era) @poptartapocalypse.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Got hit w/ my mystery plague yesterday, spent the entire day aimlessly moving between the bed, bathroom, and the couch. I took a record 5 showers trying to get my body to get its shit together. Are we freezing and shivering? Are we drenched in sweat? I don't care, just make a fucking decision.
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Poptart 🍓 Apocalypse (unfrosted era) @poptartapocalypse.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Spending the day in jammies and a cozy robe, playing video games (Saints Row 3 for me, Red Dead Redemption for him) and smoking.
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Poptart 🍓 Apocalypse (unfrosted era) @poptartapocalypse.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
While it's not *too* much faster - uploads capped at ridiculously small-town speed - streams are definitely a lot smoother. It'll do.
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Poptart 🍓 Apocalypse (unfrosted era) @poptartapocalypse.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
I bought an adapter and we ran some cable to set up the bedroom so I can properly stream. A file that normally would have taken me about 20 minutes to upload was done in about 5, so I guess I'll be making fewer jokes about my streams being scrambled Cinemax.
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a man wearing glasses and a bow tie is saying really fast
ALT: a man wearing glasses and a bow tie is saying really fast
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Poptart 🍓 Apocalypse (unfrosted era) @poptartapocalypse.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Baths are skin soup.
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Poptart 🍓 Apocalypse (unfrosted era) @poptartapocalypse.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
96% certain I just rinsed an eyeshadow brush in my coffee, picked up more shadow like normal, then used it on my next eye.
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Poptart 🍓 Apocalypse (unfrosted era) @poptartapocalypse.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Warm.
A pair of gray moccasins with gray fur trim
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Poptart 🍓 Apocalypse (unfrosted era) @poptartapocalypse.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Nicely high and doing our own personal MST3K with John Denver and the Muppets
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a group of muppets are posing for a picture with a man wearing a top hat
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Poptart 🍓 Apocalypse (unfrosted era) @poptartapocalypse.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
A tiny pie
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Poptart 🍓 Apocalypse (unfrosted era) @poptartapocalypse.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
"What is your problem with Prince Phillip, hmm? WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM WITH PRICE PHILLIP?!" - husband in the living room, chastising a cat
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Poptart 🍓 Apocalypse (unfrosted era) @poptartapocalypse.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Husband: No one talks about "Manimal" anymore, and that's a shame.
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Yasorou @yasorou.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Let's just do some breathing exercises with AAAAAAA #dragon
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Poptart 🍓 Apocalypse (unfrosted era) @poptartapocalypse.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Husband's coworker (age: early 20's): [listening to the "Ghostbusters" song] Hey, when this song came out, did "Bustin' makes me feel good" mean the same thing it does now?"
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Poptart 🍓 Apocalypse (unfrosted era) @poptartapocalypse.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
I really, really, REALLY want to shoot a flaming arrow at something. Not because I want to burn something, I just want to shoot a flaming arrow.
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Poptart 🍓 Apocalypse (unfrosted era) @poptartapocalypse.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Me: have you ever noticed how much easier it is to stand on 1 foot when you sneeze than it is to stay on both feet? Him: *deep sigh*
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Poptart 🍓 Apocalypse (unfrosted era) @poptartapocalypse.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Feh, it's another gray day out there.
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Poptart 🍓 Apocalypse (unfrosted era) @poptartapocalypse.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Poutine consumed 🍟🧀
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Poptart 🍓 Apocalypse (unfrosted era) @poptartapocalypse.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Made a batch of brownies with about 3 years worth of kief today (God knows how that's gonna work out, but if it's like the mac & cheese I made that time, we'll be immobile), we're gonna make a big batch of poutine for dinner, and we're gonna be sports entertained tonight in the best way possible.
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Poptart 🍓 Apocalypse (unfrosted era) @poptartapocalypse.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Who knew a bad wig would look so much better when I'm in clown form?
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Poptart 🍓 Apocalypse (unfrosted era) @poptartapocalypse.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
You know what? Just once I'd like to wake up in the morning and not feel like I'm the problem. JFC, my dude, get a grip.
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Poptart 🍓 Apocalypse (unfrosted era) @poptartapocalypse.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
"Current paper sanitation products can not handle the fervor with which you eat a burger." -husband
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Poptart 🍓 Apocalypse (unfrosted era) @poptartapocalypse.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
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geneva 🖍️ @gdbee.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Grasp, based off the Pillars of Creation photo taken by the Hubble telescope in the 90s
Illo of a celestial person reaching up to grab a star. Based off the Pillars of Creation photo taken by the Hubble telescope in 1995. Drawn by gdbeeart in autumn 2021, photoshop.
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Poptart 🍓 Apocalypse (unfrosted era) @poptartapocalypse.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
We ordered a laser toy for Podrick and I can't wait until it gets here this week because that boy is going to contribute to my next breakdown if he doesn't knock off with the obsessive cord chewing, climbing behind the tv, and need to chase Pippin.
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Poptart 🍓 Apocalypse (unfrosted era) @poptartapocalypse.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
A censored pic of my mom's fresh pedicure and text where I tell her she could make $50 on the right websites.
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Poptart 🍓 Apocalypse (unfrosted era) @poptartapocalypse.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Nice weather yesterday. Nicer weather to come today. #flowarts #moodhoops #leviwand
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Poptart 🍓 Apocalypse (unfrosted era) @poptartapocalypse.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Today I also learned NYX's liquid lipstick might leave a mark on the knobs when you faceplant into the stove, but never smeared on my face.
A smudge of make-up on a stove knob
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