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Damaged Goods

@popestan.bsky.social
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I write erotic, NPR, fan fiction. I was kicked out of church. Ain't been back since...

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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 3h
I see we're having a debate about whether it's okay to go back to "X," the site owned by a trillionaire fascist who is currently bankrolling the GOP's midterm, throttled Ukraine's war effort, and still winkingly allows vast amounts of CSAM on his service Answer: No, what the fuck is wrong with you
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Damaged Goods @popestan.bsky.social · 7h
I got my car washed today and on the way home, a bird pooped on my windshield. 😡 Fortunately it was only on the windshield and I was able to wipe it off with a cleaning wipe... Stupid birds...
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Damaged Goods @popestan.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Wow... That went completely over your head. The point was, she claimed her sister sent her the pic. That pic has been circulating on the internet for a while, so much that I had the exact same one on my phone. Her story? Obv fake. Hence my insult to her "sister".
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Damaged Goods @popestan.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
That appears to be the actual length and girth of a certain orange president...
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Damaged Goods @popestan.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
What a coincidence! I have the exact same picture in my photo gallery! Tell your sister to stop sending me pics of her dogs and get back to sending me pics of her nude!
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Corey Seeman @cseeman.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
These are the dumbest MFers who have ever lived. I have not put in a claim for my auto insurance because I have been fortunate. That is how insurance works. I hate everyone in this administration - especially the idiots who stand silently nodding behind the talking idiot.
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Damaged Goods @popestan.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Changed the battery in my FOB (it's been 2 years). Anyhow, the task was made more complicated than it should've been due to my incompetence and generally stupidity... What should've been a 5 minute job took 30 minutes, and 5 of those minutes was soent trying to open the damn battery package...
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Damaged Goods @popestan.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I just destroyed a whole tin of Altoids. That can't be a healthy lunch...
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Damaged Goods @popestan.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
What a productive morning! Got my haircut, washed my car, got gas and went to my nephrology appointment. Nap time!
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Damaged Goods @popestan.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I've gotta quit doom scrolling... I'm getting all sorts of worked up today... I'll see y'all tomorrow... ♥️
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Damaged Goods @popestan.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I'm experiencing random shooting pain in my left leg. It sucks. Hurts about as much as the time I had Guillain Barre. I doubt it's come back. It's probably a cancerous tumor or something medically expensive. I'd see a doctor but meh... Whatever... 😡
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Damaged Goods @popestan.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
She kinda looks like Ozzy!
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Damaged Goods @popestan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
In the past 30 minutes, I was alerted to the fact that my personal information was stolen from a medical site and then I received my first spam text in over 6 months. Not a good day for my personal data... 😡
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Damaged Goods @popestan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Amazon is mean. Just because you're good with money, it does not make you cheap! I deleted most of its assumptions about me, whether they were right or wrong, just cuz they don't need to know certain things. The one thing I kept was that I loved someone named Jaime. I do, but it's creepy they know!
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Damaged Goods @popestan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Mine says I'm fat. I'm not happy about that... 😡 Too mean, Amazon... Too mean. 😢
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Damaged Goods @popestan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Amazon says I'm fat... Fuck you Amazon...
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Owen From Ohio @owenfromohio.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Paul Eric @pauleric70.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Congresswoman Ayanna Pressley questioned acting Consumer Financial Protection Bureau Director Russel Voight 👏👏👏👏👏👏💙😎💥
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Damaged Goods @popestan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That's what makes them great!
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Damaged Goods @popestan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
There are little things in life that are more exciting than finding out that your Amazon delivery is the next stop!
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Damaged Goods @popestan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Kid Rock has a Christian Music Album coming out... Just in case you were wondering "How can we make crappy music even more crappier?"
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Damaged Goods @popestan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
No pics of the calzone??? 😞
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Damaged Goods @popestan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I remember when the Tigers had both of these stud pitchers... And we still couldn't win a championship! 😢
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Damaged Goods @popestan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yay! I'm working on setting up a date at the zoo where we feed and pet the giraffes!!! 🦒🦒🦒
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Damaged Goods @popestan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Just need 1,025 emails to go to my garbage Yahoo account to reach 30,000! I've been working on this for years!
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Damaged Goods @popestan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Well brace yourself cuz that only means Christmas is just around the corner!
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Damaged Goods @popestan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Dry heaving?
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Damaged Goods @popestan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm a bit behind in the news... What's up with Callaway? 🤔
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Damaged Goods @popestan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
But it's MY DOG!!! 🐕
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Damaged Goods @popestan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
In lieu of a raise (which I wasn't getting anyway) I asked for Pony Ride Wednesdays in our parking lot. HR was not amused.
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Damaged Goods @popestan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
They ate lead paint chips as children...
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Damaged Goods @popestan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I was hoping that Taylor Swift would have an Encore song for 22 called 23... #taylorswift #encore #tay
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Pop Base @popbase.tv · 22/09/2026
🚨 Taylor Swift announces new single ‘Patient Zero’ out September 25th.
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Apropos of nothing, I would like to talk about Spam. Like, the actual meat, not the internet spam. It's good meat at an affordable price. The good people of Hawaii and Korea have integrated into their regional cuisines in a perfectly respectable manner. It deserves more respect.
spam in a can
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Damaged Goods @popestan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I just got my limited edition Monty Python Spamalot Spam!!!
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Damaged Goods @popestan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
BTW, it occurred to me today that I haven't seen you around these parts in the past couple of days. Glad to see you didn't quit BlueSky!
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Damaged Goods @popestan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
WFH is just the best idea since sliced bread. My buddy WFH and he filled his Jeep Wrangler 2 times this summer. And that thing is a gas hog! I don't understand why many companies frown on WFH. We can get more work done in a day due to less distractions, plus there's no stress due to traffic!
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Damaged Goods @popestan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Today is a good day! An ex gf of mine from way back in the day is in town and wanted a pic of me, after all, we haven't seen each other in 15 years. Bottom line: I look damn fine and now she knows it! 😂
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Damaged Goods @popestan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I'm probably wrong, but I like to believe that it's a cowbird. 😂
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Damaged Goods @popestan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Sure... Vent away, we're listening!
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Damaged Goods @popestan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Take them to a Brazilian Steakhouse like Fogo de Chao. The servers walk around with various meats to serve. It's a bit pricey but totally worth it! fogodechao.com
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Fogo de Chão Brazilian Steakhouse
Experience the Culinary Art of Churrasco at Fogo de Chão, perfected since 1979. Dine in, order to-go, or let us cater your next celebration.
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Taylor Swift Updates @taylorswiftinfo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The Taylor Swift song “…Ready For It?” was featured in a promo for tonight’s Chiefs game!
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Damaged Goods @popestan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I want McDonald's french fries. My salad for dinner was unsatisfying. Stupid diet. 😡
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Damaged Goods @popestan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This is a dance off. If you see this, post a dance!
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Shameka ❤️🏀 @shameka23.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The confidence of a mediocre man will never cease to amaze me. I envy them. Truly lol. #WNBA #WBB
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Damaged Goods @popestan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Hey! I've had real Italian food before... Perhaps you've heard of The Olive Garden? 🤪
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Damaged Goods @popestan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Chris Brown... He's a piece of shit woman beater.
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Damaged Goods @popestan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ugh! Gas went up 20 cents a gallon last night! I'm officially at $6 a gallon. Its gonna run me damn near $30 to fill ¼ tank! I'm not leaving the house ever again... 😡
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Damaged Goods @popestan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Whew. That was a rough night! I'm starting to feel better now, thankfully! Just exhausted... 🥱
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Damaged Goods @popestan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Ugh. I don't feel well. Either the Covid vax or the flu vax got me. I'm cold, shakey, and sore. 😞 Pray for me. I'm a man who is sick and whiney. I'm pretty sure I'm dying...
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