Pond Hag @pondhag.bsky.social · 13hthe other night at dinner I had a relevant language history fun fact but after a small amount of consideration I determined it would have damaged the flow of the conversation so I controlled myself and kept on topic instead. File this tweet under evidence i'm neurotypical. 210 0
Pond Hag @pondhag.bsky.social · 16hi know for a fact she complains about me to others im just grateful not to get repremanded or fired for it (yet) 100 0
Pond Hag @pondhag.bsky.social · 16/10/2026but DONT imagine him in big clompy shoes and white cartoon style gloves or I'll perform the nightmare ritual on your mom 000 0
Pond Hag @pondhag.bsky.social · 16/10/2026anyway i cant be fucked to draw this guy's limbs so imagine them however you like 163 0
Pond Hag @pondhag.bsky.social · 16/10/2026whatever energy bluesky poured into this ai dog shit could have went into an edit button 020 0
Pond Hag @pondhag.bsky.social · 16/10/2026But there is also this growing rancor under the surface that simply can't coexist with the grace I get. She let's out steam in other ways because even as she "does the right thing" she's mad as shit about having to do it. 010 0
Pond Hag @pondhag.bsky.social · 16/10/2026I miss work relatively frequently because of my mental health and I'm quite grateful to have discussed this and great lengths with my employer, and been given a lot of grace about it. They really do care about me. 210 0
Pond Hag @pondhag.bsky.social · 16/10/2026she's resentful that someone would deign to put their health above their job, but knows this isn't a good look, so she hopes to manipulate the staff into enacting mob justice on her behalf. Her machinations are usually for naught because the rest of the staff is fucking normal, but I digress. 120 0
Pond Hag @pondhag.bsky.social · 16/10/2026my manager manufactures situations to make the day more difficult than it needs to be whenever someone calls in sick. She hopes everyone will blame the absent individual for the bedlam so she can be like "feel better soon 🥺" but abuse the absent party vicariously through the rest of the staff. 120 0
Pond Hag @pondhag.bsky.social · 15/10/2026the real shock is that former olympians turned million dollar crypto scammers "The Winklevoss Twins" are not secondary batman villains, they are real people suckling at Donald Trump's teat. 000 0
Pond Hag @pondhag.bsky.social · 15/10/2026there are real people in the replies like "i thought my favorite billion dollar corporation was one of the good guys noooo 😨" 110 0
Pond Hag @pondhag.bsky.social · 15/10/2026if ur physically strong enough to throw a cinder block at my head lemme know im looking for someone to do a job 000 0
Pond Hag @pondhag.bsky.social · 15/10/2026youtube i am speaking to you directly. Please stop showing me small vertical videos. I am on youtube because i want to see large horizontal videos. You are upsetting me. 040 0
Pond Hag @pondhag.bsky.social · 14/10/2026found out this morning that one of my favorite bands did a show in town literally last night 💀 fuckin nobody comes here despite us being enormous and when they do i dont hear about it 000 0
Pond Hag @pondhag.bsky.social · 14/10/2026THE FOUL AND IGNOMINIOUS TORMENT OF HAVING A JOB WILL DESPOIL MY SPIRIT UNTIL THERE'S NOTHING LEFT and I think that's a really cool way to earn the privilege of apartment and dinner and streaming service and drinking water and 110 0
Pond Hag @pondhag.bsky.social · 14/10/2026not only do i have work tomorrow, but they're filming me for the website tomorrow. Isn't that fucked up? Doesn't that make you sick? 100 0
Pond Hag @pondhag.bsky.social · 13/10/2026I was attracted to men earlier than women but did didnt know how to parse that so I just had no interest in romance or sex until a few years later than the kids at school but I'm caught up now and am living a lifestyle of constant yearning like the rest of you. 000 0
Pond Hag @pondhag.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Like i got whole ass girlfriends in junior high and was expected to kiss them and it made me so uncomfortable. My friends would talk to me about pornography and I'd be like UUUHHHHH 100 0
Pond Hag @pondhag.bsky.social · 13/10/2026My memory is shit so I don't know when I first started feeling different (and mind you, i think we ALL feel different, and therefore none of us are,) but an earlyish memory of this was when my friends started wanting girlfriends and being horny and I was like ??? do I fucking have to do that?? 100 0
Pond Hag @pondhag.bsky.social · 13/10/2026imo everything that makes me "weird" is me being really normal (maybe the most normal person ever) and if you think I'm weird, YOU'RE weird. This paradigm has done wonders for my self image. 120 0
Pond Hag @pondhag.bsky.social · 11/10/202613 bands in 6 and a half hours last night happy gator fest everyone 010 0
Pond Hag @pondhag.bsky.social · 10/10/2026went to see one of my favorite local bands and had a lovely time 050 0
Pond Hag @pondhag.bsky.social · 09/10/2026something annoying about being an asmr watcher is these guys are always making eye exam role plays and i work at the eye exam store in real life so i dont fucking need that while trying to sleep 130 0
Pond Hag @pondhag.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I'm currently having a great time playing fortune's weave like "wow i cant wait wait to replay three houses" 000 0
Pond Hag @pondhag.bsky.social · 09/10/2026watched deadstream, candyman, and smile in the last 24 hours. Take my hand, let's watch horror movies together. 000 0
Reposted by Pond HagWaterworks Warrior @wiimotionplussy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026[trying to sext] I’m gonna suck on it ‘til naught but ash remains 41233518 0
Pond Hag @pondhag.bsky.social · 08/10/2026There are two songs in my playlist by different bands that are named after the same flavor of monster energy and i think that says a lot about my taste in music 010 0
Pond Hag @pondhag.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Irish the language or just about ireland in general? Take me to this class. 110 0
Pond Hag @pondhag.bsky.social · 07/10/2026i love seeing posts that are supposed to be relatable and i have no fucking idea who would relate to that. The world is so vast man. 010 0
Reposted by Pond Haghammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow 359209585049 0
Reposted by Pond HagBriar Darby Sinéad Madarch (fae/it/he) @sineadthefae.bsky.social · 29/09/2026FAT WOMEN FOREVER 423376 0
Pond Hag @pondhag.bsky.social · 28/09/2026hope takanosho, kotoshoho, wakanosho, Wakatakakage, and big Hosh are in fighting form in november but if they're not I hope they don't push it. 011 0
Pond Hag @pondhag.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Sad that kachi koshi isn't enough for the higher ranks and Atamifuji and Kirishima will take their 8-7's as failures, they had great tournaments too. 110 0
Pond Hag @pondhag.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Really happy with Kotozakura, Churanoumi, Toshinofuji, Asamoyama, Aonishiki, Fujinokawa, Ura... I love sumo, they're all my guys! 120 0
Pond Hag @pondhag.bsky.social · 28/09/2026pls pls pls pls pls let hoshoryu have this moment too 110 0
Pond Hag @pondhag.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Really happy for Onosato. You could see the relief come over him. Seeing his reaction to winning was so emotional. Love u big guy! 130 0
Reposted by Pond HagR @ F.O.K. off @milkystar.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Wait I also need everyone to see the way Masa catches the mic after Kenoh throws it. That was crazy. #noah_ghc 3145 0
Pond Hag @pondhag.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Kitanokawa couldn't help but smile when he won the yusho lmaoo 010 0
