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PolyMaus @polymaus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Why would I deceive you? There's no reason for me to do that.
Joe Pesci in Goodfellas
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PolyMaus @polymaus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oh lord the nor'easter done gave my ceiling a tiddy
Water leak causing a bulge in the plaster ceiling
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PolyMaus @polymaus.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Game message saying "It's because of the curse". The only option to select is F for "OK"
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PolyMaus @polymaus.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Oh my god Chiitan is going to do 9/11 on Trump Tower
Translation of Chiitan's text says "Let's Give It A try! Trump Tower It's a great success"
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PolyMaus @polymaus.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Meme of Asuka Langley with the text "MASSACHUSETTS MENTIONED". She is holding a Sam Adam's beer and has a Boston Strong bracelet. She has Barstool Sports and Jeep stickers on her legs, is wearing Tom Brady's jersey number on her chest, and a Red Sox hat. In the background are the logos of all the MA sports teams, the Irish and Italian flag, the Dunkin Donuts logo, and the sigil for the Commonwealth of Massachusetts.
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PolyMaus @polymaus.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Screenshot from Bob's Burgers. The first image is Bob telling Tina "Let's see your 'everything is okay' face." The camera shifts to Tina making a miserable expression.
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PolyMaus @polymaus.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Meme of Kim Kitsuragi throwing up his hands: "Absoulte Kineema"
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PolyMaus @polymaus.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
1980s themed background and text: "Sounds like Communist propaganda but ok"

This image is being posted ironically in case there is any doubt.
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PolyMaus @polymaus.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Found this license plate this morning. Does anyone else see it or do I just have terminal brain rot?
Massachusetts license plate "5ENP 41". It looks a bit like a word often used in anime.
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PolyMaus @polymaus.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
I didn't even notice the frog until I zoomed in.
A crying light-haired anime girl wearing traditional dress. Below her is a crying frog with an umbrella above it to block her tears.
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PolyMaus @polymaus.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Australian super tan wojak sitting behind a keyboard with a Foster's beer can beside him. The text says 

HIDE AUSTRALIAN THREADS

IGNORE AUSTRALIAN POSTS

DO NOT REPLY TO AUSTRALIAN POSTERS
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PolyMaus @polymaus.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Tapping the sign
Screenshot of a post from @ramiismail.com: "Political violence" is a term that exists to suggest a moral distinction between "violence against politicians" and "violence by politicians" - so that one can be condemned while the other can be normalized. Obviously no such distinction exists in reality: violence is violence.
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PolyMaus @polymaus.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Final page of The Enigma of Amigara Fault by Junji Ito. Reading right to left, the first panel is a worker saying, "I wonder if they're connected to the ones over there. I'm going to take a look." In the second panel he looks in an oddly shaped tunnel. In the third panel he begins screaming. The final panel takes up most of the page, it's an extremely distorted human with thin long limbs, torso and face, making a "DRR DRR DRR" noise. The worker says "I-I SEE SOMETHING!! SI-SIR!! IT'S SLOWLY COMING THIS WAY!!"
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PolyMaus @polymaus.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Could estrogen have saved her?
Nermal from Garfield
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PolyMaus @polymaus.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Say what you will about the last snowstorm, I could at least look out the window to see how bad it was outside last time.
A window completely obscured with snow.
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PolyMaus @polymaus.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
From a family groupchat, just in case you're wondering how I feel about generative AI.
A text screenshot. The first text is from my father, saying "OK. I'm giving you one more chance to redeem yourselves. Observe the screenshot above where I thanked ChatGPT for giving me the best method to share videos on Zoom with optimize bandwidth and audio. I prefer it over asking a person to be perfectly honest. It's friendly, respectful, and no nonsense." The second text is from myself, saying "Redemption opportunity declined, if ChatGPT had a face I would punch it in the nuts."
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PolyMaus @polymaus.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Yourself but as a cartoon
A four panel comic. In the first panel, a girl asks a guy "So, any plans for the weekend?" The guy says "Gonna stay inside, by my self." The girl asks "Oh, because of the virus?" The guy says "The what?" Also, the guy is wearing a shirt of Yuri from Doki Doki Literature Club.
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PolyMaus @polymaus.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Counterpoint:
Picture of Dennis from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia looking miserable and angry captioned "Landlords watching you enjoy a day of free rent on 29th Feb"
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PolyMaus @polymaus.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Caption: Me normally: Our government is corrupt at every level, fuck the law, civil war now, let it all burn.

Me when a European voices one of their stupid European opinions 

The picture is of an American in full revolutionary uniform, original flag on display, eagles, fireworks, hamburger, a flask labeled "her majesty royal tears", gold bars, a mouse pad with the constitution on it, and many other patriotic items.
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PolyMaus @polymaus.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Tweet from @tara_chara captioned "do you watch Tonari no Sainferudo with subs or dubs". Below the caption is a collection of Seinfeld seasons, but all the text is Japanese on the DVD covers.
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PolyMaus @polymaus.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Hate to yuck anyone's holiday yum, but this seems tasteless.
A pair of "Sillies" brand socks, with the words  OCD OBSESSIVE Christmas DISORDER" printed on them.
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PolyMaus @polymaus.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Going into 2026 like...
A crying screaming cat
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PolyMaus @polymaus.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Screenshot of Seinfeld. Elaine has a nervous expression asking "Maybe the streaming services...could have ads?" Peterson looks off into the distance and says "The very ads I went to the streaming services to avoid."
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PolyMaus @polymaus.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
A gold star labeled "Has never even opened ChatGPT"
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PolyMaus @polymaus.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
The producers in the room with James Cameron after he turned the "S" in ALIENS into a dollar sign
Wrestling announcers shocked and amazed.
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PolyMaus @polymaus.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Quote from Winston Churchill: "If Hitler invaded hell I would make at least a favourable reference to the devil in the House of Commons."
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PolyMaus @polymaus.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
George W. Bush being told that a second plane has hit the Twin Towers.
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PolyMaus @polymaus.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Tweet from @ethanjacobslaw from 2021. The text in the tweet is "OK doomscrolling is bad but have you SEEN the quality of the doom this week?"
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PolyMaus @polymaus.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Giggling as I place this sign so that the arrow points directly to the elves' secret sanctuary.
Sign with an arrow on the bottom with these words written on it:

ORC ACCESS

ACCÈS À L'ORC
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PolyMaus @polymaus.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Getting some Ryuki vibes from this post.
Ryuki from AI: The Somnium Files Nirvana Initiative having a mental breakdown and speaking in nonsensical kanji.
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PolyMaus @polymaus.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
No new pictures where you at mentally?
Two panel screenshot from The Simpsons. First panel is Marge sitting in a bedroom saying "At times like this, I guess all you can do is laugh." The second panel is her continuing to sit there with a blank expression.
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PolyMaus @polymaus.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Context:
Smiling star with balloons and confetti around it. Caption says "YURI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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PolyMaus @polymaus.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
A warlock with a skeleton face saying "GOOD LUCK I'M BEHIND 7000 SKELETONS"
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PolyMaus @polymaus.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Medicated vs. Unmedicated
Top panels are a dog sitting in a field with a rainbow behind him saying "This is unbearable." Bottom panels are a dog sitting in a room actively on fire saying "This is fine."
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PolyMaus @polymaus.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
BEWARE THE PIPELINE (aka I would have relations with all of these people)
Heavily memed picture of a person's transition from M to F.
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PolyMaus @polymaus.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Art of Spamton G. Spamtom holding the phone to the camera saying "IT'S FOR YOU"
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PolyMaus @polymaus.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
This tweet is about Gavin Newsom, just to eliminate all subtext.
Quote from Winston Churchill: If Hitler invaded hell I would make at least a favourable reference to the devil in the House of Commons.
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PolyMaus @polymaus.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
The naming conventions in Romeo and Juliet really are the most unsubtle of all his plays.
Meme of fictional character Garth Marenghi saying "I know writers who use subtext and they're all cowards"
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PolyMaus @polymaus.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Happy Pride! Reward them for the world they created.
A rainbow pride flag hung up in a shop window. Underneath is a sign stating "WE NOW SHARPEN KNIVES"
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PolyMaus @polymaus.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Found out about this woman while on a Wikipedia deep dive. Later on in the article it specifies that she believed those who ate meat should be systematically exterminated. The world has all types!
Screenshot of a Wikipedia article titled "Savitri Devi". Contents: Savitri Devi Mukherji (born Maximiani Julia Portas) was a French-born Greek-Italian Nazi sympathizer, spy, and author. She served the Axis powers by committing acts of espionage against the Allied forces in India. An exponent of esoteric Hitlerism, she became a leading member of the neo-Nazi underground during the 1960s. Savitri was a proponent of a synthesis of Hinduism and Nazism, proclaiming Adolf Hitler to have been an avatar of the Hindu god Vishnu. She depicted Hitler as a sacrifice for humanity that would lead to the end of the worst World Age, the Kali Yuga, which she believed was induced by the Jews. She was also a radical animal rights activist and vegetarian.Photo of Savitri Devi wearing a sari and bindi. She was French, Greek and Italian.
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PolyMaus @polymaus.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Simpsons screenshot. Barney is sitting on the bus with Mr. Burns. Barney asks "Hey, aren't you that guy everybody hates?" Burns responds "Oh, my, no. I'm Monty Burns."
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PolyMaus @polymaus.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle
A green sedan with massive wheels and the words "FREE PALESTINE" printed on the side
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PolyMaus @polymaus.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Wowee wow wow she really just like me fr fr
Anime art from @hanagamigendai. The top picture is a bright eyed red haired anime girl starting a new office job with a blank desktop. The bottom picture is that same girl, in a dark room with instant raman and a granola bar with sticky notes on her monitor along with her desktop being filled with various folders.
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PolyMaus @polymaus.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
There used to be a bowl of candy on this counter top. Without it, the tone of the message changes slightly.
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PolyMaus @polymaus.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Fuckboy with Snapchat caption "Nooo don't kill yourself your so sexy aha"
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PolyMaus @polymaus.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Sometimes the algorithm (or lack thereof) really makes some gems. @vanweezer.bsky.social @poofbirb.bsky.social @planetoffinks.bsky.social
First post from Van Weasel: Oh no, cybertruck at the good coffee shop...
Second post from Poof Birb: I love vandalism
Third post from Joseph Fink: It finally happened: someone vandalized my neighbor's cybertruck. "Oh no."
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PolyMaus @polymaus.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Caption: Them: you're really going to die for drag queens and queen folk? Underneath the caption is a picture of Dale from King of the Hill wearing a balaclava saying "Someone is."
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PolyMaus @polymaus.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Etymology gets pretty ridiculous sometimes. Mausoleums were invented by John Mausolus when he decided to be buried above ground instead of below ground.
Screenshot of Wikipedia stating "The word mausoleum derives from the Mausoleum at Halicarnassus, the grave of King Mausolus, the Persian satrap of Caria, whose"
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PolyMaus @polymaus.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
This is me BTW. When you're being mean to me, this is who you're being mean to.
Leonard Lawerence AKA Gomer Pyle from Full Metal Jacket doing the Kubrick stare.
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PolyMaus @polymaus.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
live adachi reaction
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