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PolyMaus @polymaus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

College Radio DJ: And that was Soak Up the Sun by Sheryl Crow. Great song. Me: I agree DJ: It came out in 2002, I wasn't even born then. Me: Please stop talking DJ: That song is 5 years older than I am Me: STOP TALKING

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PolyMaus @polymaus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Oh lord the nor'easter done gave my ceiling a tiddy

Water leak causing a bulge in the plaster ceiling

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PolyMaus @polymaus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

That's a nice argument. Unfortunately for you, I have already depicted myself as the stoic protagonist in traditional garb with a woman clinging to him and depicted you as the middle-part loser wearing a "justice and peace" graphic t-shirt.

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PolyMaus @polymaus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

When it's minute 11 and he's still thrusting

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PolyMaus @polymaus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Does anyone else ever feel like that guy from Kill Bill Vol. 1 who clenched his jaw so hard that all of his teeth broke in his mouth

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PolyMaus @polymaus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Whenever I send a webcomic in the group chat and it bombs, I always send a direct message to the webcomic artist and tell them to never embarrass me like that again.

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PolyMaus @polymaus.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

sore throat three weeks when to call doctor

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PolyMaus @polymaus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I've been calling the computer The Domino lately. It makes no sense at all and I have received nothing but scorn for doing so.

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PolyMaus @polymaus.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I've played a couple of visual novels recently where the plot seems to hinge around a promise the main character made when they were much younger. One of those promises was made when the character was 3 years old. THREE! Anything I've said before the age of 29 should be considered inane rambling.

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PolyMaus @polymaus.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I put the "pathetic" in "hypothetical shower argument"

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PolyMaus @polymaus.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I started a new RPG and I'm very glad I'm playing with the Japanese dub since every time a character says "Yatta!" "Sugoi desu" or "Subarashii", the text box reads "Cor blimey innit?" or "Crikey that's mental!" or "Absolutely cracking, that is".

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PolyMaus @polymaus.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Once I told someone that Kingdom Hearts was for kids and she tied a noose around my neck and hoisted me up by the roof beams until I took it back.

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PolyMaus @polymaus.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

This is just like one of my Japanese animes...

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PolyMaus @polymaus.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Have you ever felt like you don't wanna go to work anymore Haha me neither, let's let'sss get this bread

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PolyMaus @polymaus.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Oh my god Chiitan is going to do 9/11 on Trump Tower

Translation of Chiitan's text says "Let's Give It A try! Trump Tower It's a great success"

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PolyMaus @polymaus.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

People are like "you should try journaling it's so good for your mental health" and then you read the journals of famous people and it's filled with stuff like "I kept a loaded gun pressed to my head for an hour while I watched my children play outside from the third floor"

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PolyMaus @polymaus.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

I will NOT stop picking my nose.

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PolyMaus @polymaus.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Made the mistake of agreeing to go to an event today that *starts* at 9. At NIGHT. ON SUNDAY. I should be in BED watching YOUTUBE

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PolyMaus @polymaus.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Jesus, in a groupchat with his 12 most loyal followers: "One of you will mute my reposts"

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PolyMaus @polymaus.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

"am i reddit or am i 4chan" Babe I'm GameFAQs.

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PolyMaus @polymaus.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Saw Obsession (2025) last night. Final impression: Inde Navarrette is incredible, she completely made the whole movie. Everything else which didn't involve her was mostly mediocre.

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PolyMaus @polymaus.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

People on here will post the truth. "Sluggo had hoes." That is accurate. Facts.

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PolyMaus @polymaus.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

People think being a Bluesky poster means you're tedious but that isn't true. Being a Bluesky poster means you have strong opinions about the various artists of the Nancy comic strip.

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PolyMaus @polymaus.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Unable to cry at the funeral since you are secretly the one who committed the murder? For a small fee I will chop onions at the service. Let your tears lubricate your new life.

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PolyMaus @polymaus.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

I don't know if I can keep playing mystery visual novels. I'm literally obsessed with the current one I'm playing to the point of neglecting other important things. I need the mystery to be solved!!!!

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PolyMaus @polymaus.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Gooseworx: I created Jax's character as a cautionary tale. Fanbase: I could literally fix Jax from my favorite show "You Can't Fix Jax".

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PolyMaus @polymaus.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

I don't think we can orgasm our way through the stress this time everyone

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PolyMaus @polymaus.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Covering my head with a napkin to hide my shame from God while eating a single store brand mini-cupcake.

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PolyMaus @polymaus.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Me: Hey boss I gotta go home I've got the cycling sporadic Boss: What? Me: The cyclone dora Boss: Me: I've got the psycho dvorak

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PolyMaus @polymaus.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Wait, if I'm white...and you're white...who's playing that funky music?

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PolyMaus @polymaus.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

This happened to my buddy Eric. You'll never guess how he became my buddy.

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PolyMaus @polymaus.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

He's yellow for an amazing reason (jaundice)

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PolyMaus @polymaus.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

There isn't actually a lot of focus on the Metal Gear at all. It's mostly just older men flirting with each other.

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PolyMaus @polymaus.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Considering how good it smells, gasoline tastes surprisingly bad.

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PolyMaus @polymaus.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

I have realized today that to live is to hurt others. Either that or I'm depressed

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PolyMaus @polymaus.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

New scientific study shows that the human frontal lobe is not fully developed until the age 283

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PolyMaus @polymaus.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Hello, I need the strongest Belwas you have

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PolyMaus @polymaus.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Remember to give back to your community! The next time you visit a glory hole, keep the load in your mouth and donate it to a local sperm bank ❤️

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PolyMaus @polymaus.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Twas brillig today, if you even care

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PolyMaus @polymaus.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

I am going to spend money on games that I want to play (I do not have the time to play them)

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PolyMaus @polymaus.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

You ever have a dream so cringe that no one can ever find out about it?

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PolyMaus @polymaus.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

I am neither a lover, nor a fighter, but a secret third thing (a gooner)

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PolyMaus @polymaus.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

You have something green in your teeth. Just wanted to make sure you knew

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PolyMaus @polymaus.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

Hypochondria is a beautiful name for a baby girl

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PolyMaus @polymaus.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

Who up maclunkying they greedo?

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PolyMaus @polymaus.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

Crying alone in my car due to what I imagine a song is about (it's not actually about that at all)

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PolyMaus @polymaus.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

I had a nightmare last night that I started playing Dark Souls. That was pretty much the whole plot. Game is really not up my alley.

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PolyMaus @polymaus.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

The look she gives me when I start telling her parents about the visual novels I've been playing recently.

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PolyMaus @polymaus.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

He who posts last posts loudest

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