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Philip N Cohen @philipncohen.com · 25/09/2026
I am in a Black Mirror episode where more and more people around me are casually mentioning that Claude is telling them this or that. One day I'm gonna see everybody walking in the same direction and ask, "where are you going?" and they'll say "Claude said to walk this way!" -- and it's off a cliff
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🦋MOM🦋 @momcjl.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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thatgirlinsb @34thparallel.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Protesters at the Irish Open. shitler’s international golf links and hotel Doonbeg, Ireland. Thank you, Doonbeg!
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James Talarico @jamestalarico.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
BREAKING: Our banned interview with Kimmel generated 6 million views on YouTube.
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MPR News @mprnews.org · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton, the beloved music and film star known for her vibrant personality and poignant songwriting, has died. She was 80 years old. Her career spanned decades, with hits like “Jolene” and “I Will Always Love You.”
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Dolly Parton, music star, actor and beloved figure who spanned generations has died at 80
Dolly Parton, the beloved music and film star known for her vibrant personality and poignant songwriting, has died. She was 80 years old. Her career spanned decades, with hits like “Jolene” and “I Wil...
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poltak @poltak.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
we'll miss you Dolly. rest in peace 🙏🏽#dollyparton
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The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 25/08/2026
@ronnychieng.bsky.social explains why people should interact more face-to-face and stay off the "asylum" that is the Internet #AfterTheCut
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poltak @poltak.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
i can only be encouraged by the fact that it was preseason 😀
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MLB @mlbbot.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
give us this day our daily fastball 🔥
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Minnesota Twins @twinsbaseball.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Dreamy night in Dyersville watching @StPaulSaints!
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Dope, a meme chamber @dannybirchall.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Apparently, if you have a pair of those new Meta glasses, they're 100% safe for looking directly at the sun during the eclipse tomorrow.
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TSN @tsnofficial.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
The 2026 Field of Dreams game is going to be a movie 🤩 (via @mlb.com)
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Minnesota Twins @twinsbaseball.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
A GRAND WAY TO END THE HOMESTAND!!!
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Minnesota Twins @twinsbaseball.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
INJECT THIS INTO OUR VEINS
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Twins Daily @twinsdaily.com · 30/07/2026
The Twins were down to their final out and needed three runs to keep the game alive. What happened next was pure chaos. #twins #minnesota #mntwins
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Twins 4, Royals 3: Kody Clemens Turns Disaster Into Miracle With Walk-Off Grand Slam
The Twins were down to their final out and needed three runs to keep the game alive. What happened next was pure chaos.
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Twins Daily @twinsdaily.com · 30/07/2026
First time in Twins history this happened. #twins #mntwins #twins #minnesota #mntwins
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Pareto Optimizer @paretooptimizer.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I know this guy has a Bluesky account.
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SHOEGAZE COMMANDO @bornwithatail.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
welcome to new minnesota twins assistant bullpen pitching coach, keir starmer
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Kurbs @kkurbs.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Please Use AI
PLEASE USE AI
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Be sure to use Al when making your next, I don't know, meal plan, for example. Definitely do not call your friend who loves to cook and ask her for her favorite recipes or tips or ways to save time making meals, because you will end
up talking for longer than you had hoped, hearing, perhaps, about her father's cancer diagnosis or how lonely she's been or even what she's planted in her spring garden and then lost with the early frost.
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poltak @poltak.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
can mute words & tags but i wish bsky can also mute images. 😀
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poltak @poltak.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
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Faszination Fankurve @faszi-fankurve.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Finale der Conference League in Leipzig: Blick auf die Ultraszenen von Rayo Vallecano und Crystal Palace Sportlich kommt die Finalteilnahme beider Vereine überraschend. Aus Fansicht verspricht das Duell jedoch besondere Spannung. Mehr dazu unter ➡️ www.faszination-fankurve.de/news/122527/...
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Finale der Conference League in Leipzig: Blick auf die Ultraszenen von Rayo Vallecano und Crystal Palace - Faszination Fankurve
In Leipzig kommt es am Mittwoch zum Conference-League-Finalspiel zwischen Rayo Vallecano und Crystal Palace. Aus sportlicher Sicht sind beide Vereine eher wenig bekannt und stehen überraschend im Fina...
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Lydia Mulvey @lydiamulvey.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
I've been ranting about this for MONTHS Every single penny that's stolen by AI is a penny that ends up in a tech bro's offshore account instead of circulating in the local economy We are simply not ready for what's coming by that money being funnelled upwards instead of staying in our pockets
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poltak @poltak.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
may the best var win #cpfc
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Minnesota Twins @twinsbaseball.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Raise your hand if you're still thinking about Bailey Ober's complete game shut out🖐
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poltak @poltak.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
this ref's something else #cpfc
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poltak @poltak.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
COYP!! ♥️💙
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Baseball by BSmile @bsmile.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Darth Vader's Dinger Destroys The Death Star! ~ Happy #StarWarsDay!!! #MLB #Baseball #MayThe4thBeWithYou
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poltak @poltak.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
today's ref #cpfc
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poltak @poltak.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
time for wilson to get his goal against us. #cpfc
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FC St. Pauli @fcstpauli.com · 13/04/2026
Der #FCSP hat erstmals den "Peace Prize" in den USA verliehen. Mit der Auszeichnung würdigen wir Menschen und Initiativen, die sich für Solidarität, Teilhabe und ein respektvolles Miteinander einsetzen. Erster Preisträger: Wes Burdine, Betreiber der "Black Hart of St. Paul" in Minnesota.
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FC St. Pauli | Der FC St. Pauli verleiht Peace Prize – Unterstützung…
Der FC St. Pauli hat erstmals den „Peace Prize“ verliehen. Mit der Auszeichnung würdigt der Verein Menschen und Initiativen, die sich aktiv für…
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
One of the Artemis astronauts stood up immediately after splashdown and started collecting his carryon bags even though he was seated in the back row of the capsule.
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poltak @poltak.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
munoz is back - back #cpfc
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Twins Daily @twinsdaily.com · 25/03/2026
Baseball is BACK! 🔥 How many games will the Twins win this week? #twins #minnesota #mntwins
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Mar Hicks @histoftech.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Never forget: 8 years ago a random person on Craigslist wrote the most effective ad for the Toyota Corolla, ever.
Images of an old silver 1999 Toyota Corolla for saleYou want a car that gets the job done? You want a car that's hassle free? You want a car that literally no one will ever compliment you on? Well look no further.
The 1999 Toyota Corolla.
Let's talk about features.
Bluetooth: nope
Sunroof: nope
Fancy wheels: nope
Rear view camera: nope...but it's got a transparent rear window and you have a fucking neck that can turn.
Let me tell you a story. One day my Corolla started making a strange sound. I didn't give a shit and ignored it. It went away. The End.
You could take the engine out of this car, drop it off the Golden Gate Bridge, fish it out of the water a thousand years later, put it in the trunk of the car, fill the gas tank up with Nutella, turn the key, and this puppy would fucking start right up.
This car will outlive you, it will outlive your children.
Things this car is old enough to do:
Vote: yesConsent to sex: yes
Rent a car: it IS a car
This car's got history. It's seen some shit. People have done straight things in this car. People have done gay things in this car. It's not going to judge you like a fucking Volkswagen would.
Interesting facts:
This car's exterior color is gray, but it's interior color is grey.
In the owner's manual, oil is listed as "optional."
When this car was unveiled at the 1998 Detroit Auto Show, it caused all 2,000 attendees to spontaneously yawn. The resulting abrupt change in air pressure inside the building caused a partial collapse of the roof. Four people died. The event is chronicled in the documentary "Bored to Death: The Story of the 1999 Toyota Corolla
You wanna know more? Great, I had my car fill out a Facebook survey.
Favorite food: spaghetti
Favorite tv show: Alf
Favorite band: tie between Bush and the Gin Blossoms
This car is as practical as a Roth IRA. It's as middle-of-the-When I ran the CarFax for this car, I got back a single piece of paper that said, "It's a Corolla, It's fine."
Let's face the facts, this car isn't going to win any beauty contests, but neither are you. Stop lying to yourself and stop lying to your wife. This isn't the car you want, it's the car you deserve: The fucking 1999 Toyota Corolla.

Google map of cars location
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poltak @poltak.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
put us out of our misery already .... #cpfc
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poltak @poltak.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
bijol to score the winning goal then #cpfc
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SF Giants Bot @giantbot.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
🤖 World Baseball Classic 🔁 by Justice delos Santos Moments like this will last a lifetime ❤️ Team Japan and the Tokyo Dome crowd give a standing ovation to Ondrej Satoria for an inspiring career! 👏
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MLB @mlbbot.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
RT @WBCBaseball: Ondřej Satoria left it all out there for the fans who came to cheer for Team Czechia in Tokyo ❤️
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
this junkballing Czech electrician is a folk hero in Japan for striking out Ohtani in the last WBC (stopped for photos/autographs etc) but he's retiring after this bc Czech league ball doesn't pay the bills. I love the way he took in in this one last surreal moment before going back to normalcy
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poltak @poltak.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
the away when shirt when playing home ... that's it #cpfc #coyp
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NPR @npr.org · 22/02/2026
Breaking News: The U.S. won its first Olympic gold in 46 years in a 2-1 overtime thriller over rival Canada. A brilliant performance by U.S. goaltender Connor Hellebuyck saved the Americans' chances.
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Golden again! U.S. tops Canada to win 1st men's hockey gold since 'Miracle on Ice'
The U.S. won its first Olympic gold in 46 years in a 2-1 overtime thriller over rival Canada. A brilliant performance by U.S. goaltender Connor Hellebuyck saved the Americans' chances.
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Minnesota United FC @mnufc.com · 22/02/2026
Gold for Bold(y)! Congrats to Matt Boldy, Quinn Hughes, and Brock Faber for delivering gold for Team USA! #OneMN proud.
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Krassensteins @krassenstein.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Me too
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Codify Baseball @codifybaseball.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
a pitcher once threw an immaculate inning with a single pitch and there is video
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Premier League News @plnews.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Oliver Glasner stays following clear the air talks with Steve Parish this morning. Interesting to see if the truce holds until the end of the season. Understand Crystal Palace are trying to recruit players including a striker before the transfer window closes. (Aelx crook)
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Premier League News @plnews.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Bournemouth were on an 11 game winless run in the Premier League before beating Tottenham in stoppage time. West Ham were on a 10 game winless run in the Premier League before beating Tottenham in stoppage time. (Squawka)
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