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@pokemongangbang.bsky.social
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Enjoyer of metal, D&D, animation, photography, baking, anarchy, farming, and animals. Firefighter/Paramedic/EMS Instructor.

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Dungeon Medic @pokemongangbang.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Hey fuck motorcycles. They are dumb. They are the fireworks of the road. Noisy, loud, dangerous, and meant to appeal to children.
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Dungeon Medic @pokemongangbang.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
I feel like wookies would have to deal with some pretty aggressive racial slurs.
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Dungeon Medic @pokemongangbang.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
I have a solution for the airport problems: abolish ICE and TSA.
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Dungeon Medic @pokemongangbang.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
My power went out so now I have to restart my ps5 and wait for it to call me a piece of shit.
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Dungeon Medic @pokemongangbang.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
I had to put my mom’s ashes in the urn. Dust came out and I sneezed. And I don’t know what emotion that caused but it was at least funny too.
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Dungeon Medic @pokemongangbang.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
How I want to respond when people ask how I’m doing since my mom died the other day.
Pew pew in the chew chew
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Dungeon Medic @pokemongangbang.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
If you are over the age of 13 and enjoy setting off your own fireworks, you probably qualify for disability.
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Dungeon Medic @pokemongangbang.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Spending today watching my moms respirations get slower. Giving her morphine every hour. Just trying to keep her comfortable.
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Dungeon Medic @pokemongangbang.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
If you ride a motorcycle and complain people never see you, maybe don’t have headlights so bright we can’t look in your direction.
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Andy Richter @andyrichter.co · 27/06/2025
I would bet a zillion dollars that in the same way we use Nazi to describe a particular kind of person today, in 20 - 30 years people will use MAGA. So good job, america
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Dungeon Medic @pokemongangbang.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Michigan Coalition of Responsible Gun Owners blocked me on another platform for saying 2A is meant to be used in ICE. Wonder why they support tyrants….
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Dungeon Medic @pokemongangbang.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
The US is such a shit hole. We have nothing but garbage. We’ll bulldoze a meadow for a fucking Dollar General then complain kids don’t ever go outside.
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Dungeon Medic @pokemongangbang.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
In case anyone forgot, Israel is terrible for the world and shouldn’t exist.
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Dungeon Medic @pokemongangbang.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Trump is going to make sure he gets to use a nuke, isn’t he?
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Dungeon Medic @pokemongangbang.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Hey, fuck ICE. This is what 2A is for.
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Dungeon Medic @pokemongangbang.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Stopped to get gas in my ambulance today and a Palestinian man insisted on buying my drink. Said he’s been in the US since the 90s and was sad he could never go back. And with all he’s dealt with still insisted on buying a medic his caffeine. Free Palestine.
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a waving flag with the words freedom for palestine on it
ALT: a waving flag with the words freedom for palestine on it
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Dungeon Medic @pokemongangbang.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
I keep thinking how easy it would be for an organized group to run against trump and how much the democrats will completely shit the bed in this assignment, as always.
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Dungeon Medic @pokemongangbang.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
A sequel/new season of Fullmetal Alchemist following the brothers after the events of FMA:B. They onto different countries, both researching different alchemy and Ed trying to get his powers back. The plot would have them chasing each other down as they both have pieces to the puzzle of the plot.
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Dungeon Medic @pokemongangbang.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Melt the ICE
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Dungeon Medic @pokemongangbang.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Fuck ICE
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Dungeon Medic @pokemongangbang.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
ICE just did a raid in my rural Michigan town. Stay safe and vigilant. Fascist are everywhere.
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Dungeon Medic @pokemongangbang.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Hey Nintendo
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Dungeon Medic @pokemongangbang.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Dr Mario is an abortionist.
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Dungeon Medic @pokemongangbang.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Moral injury should be something I’m used it working in healthcare, but it still sucks.
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Dungeon Medic @pokemongangbang.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Being disappointed in a lawyer seems so stereotypical but I can’t believe that I hired one 6 months and he literally did nothing I asked him to do and now I’m screwed. Amazing to have a new emotion in my 40s.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
everything is so shitty, read this story about a genuinely good man who saw he had an opportunity to save millions of lives and threw himself into doing so. the world is full of heroes like him.
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Fred Wellman @fpwellman.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
The goal is to terrorize federal workers into quitting. That’s it. Constant changes. Canceling work from home then closing offices. Laying off probationary employees. It’s designed to break the government. Then privatize it for profit. It’s not efficiency. It’s collapse. Only peasants will suffer.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Amazing that the same book has been used by priests and nuns to explain their moral imperative to die protecting socialists being hunted by CIA backed militias and also by dudes in McMansions who think the creator of the universe considers it a priority to beat neurodivergent 8 year olds
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Dungeon Medic @pokemongangbang.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Just a thought but I’m feel like it’s a possibility that musk and Trump are going to attempt to literally rob the treasury and transfer as much of the governments money to themselves.
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Dungeon Medic @pokemongangbang.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Got Norovirus at work. Been thinking about this all day.
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Dungeon Medic @pokemongangbang.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
If I think about going to get something quick to eat, my first thought is the gas station. That can’t be good, right?
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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
AI can't replace healthcare workers because AI could never have depression
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Dungeon Medic @pokemongangbang.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
This will cause an end to many EMS services. Rural areas already have a hard enough time getting ambulance coverage. More patients will need EMS because of these cuts and will break systems that are already beyond their capacity. Waiting hours for an ambulance will be normal in some rural areas soon
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Dungeon Medic @pokemongangbang.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
If i go to buy tickets and it’s through Ticketmaster, i don’t even bother. Their service is garbage, their fees are bullshit, and their website/app is needlessly terrible. I hate them so much.
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Jarod K. Anderson @jarodkanderson.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Turning away from empathy and curiosity makes the world into a grim, thin place populated by strangers, objects, and adversaries. It's akin to demanding the biggest seat in the theater, even though it doesn't face the stage. It's trading a window for a mirror. It's a theft from others and the self.
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Dungeon Medic @pokemongangbang.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Working in emergency services, I can tell you first hand, cops are some of the worst people on the planet. I hear them say the most deplorable shit you’d ever heard because they mistakenly think we are like them.
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Dungeon Medic @pokemongangbang.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
If you work for the government, and are being told to burn the digital books, maybe refuse to do that.
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Dungeon Medic @pokemongangbang.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Somewhere I fucked up in life and now I’m adding “Education Committee Meeting” to my calendar.
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Magic: the Simpsoning @magicthesimpsoning.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
 AND OUR COUNTRY ISN'T CALLED
 AMERICA ANYMORE. IT'S...
 BONERLAND.
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Dungeon Medic @pokemongangbang.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
People love to hate on small towns, but being at the local high school watching the high school band play is honestly great and knowing so many people is nice. A girl I delivered on the side of the road is sitting next to me. The medical examiner is here. He encouraged me to be a medic.
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Dungeon Medic @pokemongangbang.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Me, who has already worked 96 hours this week: “Fuck it, what’s 12 more?”
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scha·den·freu·de @blisterpearl.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
I don't know who needs to hear this but the suffering of others does not benefit you
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Sheryl Weikal says Prosecute ICE @leftistlawyer.com · 28/01/2025
If you're in Illinois, you're on Section 8, and your landlord tries to evict you because of the government funding freeze, email me at sheryl@weikallaw.com. My cases are pay-whatever-you-can.
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Dungeon Medic @pokemongangbang.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Trump has blocked all federal grants, including to emergency services. This will absolutely destroy tons of rural EMS and fire agencies that are already on the edge of collapse.
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Dungeon Medic @pokemongangbang.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
One weird thing about being a medic/firefighter: I have lots of pictures of car accidents on my phone. Just casual photos of destroyed cars from their owners worst days.
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Dungeon Medic @pokemongangbang.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Me at my kids gymnastics class, watching children do some of the best athleticism I’ve seen: “I could do all that I just don’t want to.”
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Dungeon Medic @pokemongangbang.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
One thing that really sucks about Neil Gaiman being a dirtbag is we will never get an adaptation of The Ocean at the End of the Lane. Could have made an amazing movie, but Gaiman just had to be a fuckface.
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