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Pocketshepherd

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Pocketshepherd @handle.invalid · 1h
Bluesky on desktop is fucked for all my fellow sickos on a real computer
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Pocketshepherd @handle.invalid · 30/09/2026
Some bloody hash head came up to me, ignored me, apologised to my dog for not saying hello and then tried to give him a high five. Bloody hash heads!
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Dave Vetter @davidrvetter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Happy Kicked In The Head By A Horse Day, to all who celebrate. It's the 7th anniversary of this absolute banger.
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Pocketshepherd @handle.invalid · 24/09/2026
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Pocketshepherd @handle.invalid · 15/09/2026
Just saw someone walking their syphnx cat and it was far better at loose lead walking than my dog. FML
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Pocketshepherd @handle.invalid · 14/09/2026
Remember there was a UK police force that raided something like 150 barbers/vapes and made 4(!) arrests. Like fuck, even I know as a nobody that the coke trade is laundering money in extremely above board, seemingly classy cafes/restaurants.
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Pocketshepherd @handle.invalid · 10/09/2026
Horse too big
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Thinking about this exchange today
A YouTube video for the Water Temple in The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. The comments section has an exchange as detailed below. “@TheMrdangles16 • 11y ago: 
i hate the water temple... too confusing :(“ “@KeithHalsell • 2y ago: 
it's been 9 years, i hope you are doing great in life now.” “@TheMrdangles16 • 2y ago: it couldn't be going worse Keith.”
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DJ Dignitas @djdignitas.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I just watched the trailer for Nathan Fielder's new documentary and it's very intense but.... www.youtube.com/watch?v=1b3o...
Screen grab from the trailer for the documentary You Can See Everything, which shows Nathan Fielder leaning over a couch so that he is facing Elizabeth Holmes, who's sitting on the couch. They are both staring directly at each other into each other's eyesScreen grab of children's TV presenter Lauren Layfield sitting face to face with the dog puppet Hacker T. Dog. They are both staring into each others eyes. The shot is taken from a viral clip in which Hacker T. Dog says 'we're just normal men....we're just innocent men', causing Lauren Layfield to break character and corpse
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arr @arr.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
my daughter is watching Hook and it's so magical to re-experience that from a child's perspective: the first time you realize a movie can absolutely suck shit
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Pocketshepherd @handle.invalid · 01/09/2026
just saw an ad for febreze for bins, come on now, what the fuck is this
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Pocketshepherd @handle.invalid · 30/08/2026
Norm had added jumping out of the window to get to the garden to his box of tricks 😩
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Pocketshepherd @handle.invalid · 28/08/2026
No strong opinion on vaping but for me the most satisfying thing about quitting a 20+ year smoking habit was breaking the addiction to nicotine. It's a good feeling.
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Pocketshepherd @handle.invalid · 26/08/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=K608...
youtube.com
The Worst Witch (1986) "Halloween Song"
YouTube video by harrypottersdaddy
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Pocketshepherd @handle.invalid · 24/08/2026
who gets annoyed with the diarrhea guy from the Pepto Bismol ad
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Pocketshepherd @handle.invalid · 23/08/2026
Worst Sitcom you've ever watched is trending but I can't be dealing with that,,,, gotta say the best sitcom I initially wrote off as trash is Everybody Loves Raymond. It's a stone cold classic.
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Pocketshepherd @handle.invalid · 23/08/2026
the three stigmata of palmer eldritch, top tier philip k dick
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Pocketshepherd @handle.invalid · 23/08/2026
i will never get over Christmas Eve 2005(?) where we dropped acid and listened to a 30 second Ivor Cutler song on repeat for hours and still somehow made it to a station adjacent pub to well wish pals a safe journey home,| great year.
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Pocketshepherd @handle.invalid · 23/08/2026
to be fair there's a difference between curiosity and caring
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Pocketshepherd @handle.invalid · 23/08/2026
got an aldi robot vacuum cleaner, gonna set it to do what it does whenever I take Norm for a walk, the future is sometimes incredible.
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Pocketshepherd @handle.invalid · 23/08/2026
I'm drinking a 6.8% cider with my dog napping on my lap. we are both good. No other questions at this time.
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Pocketshepherd @handle.invalid · 22/08/2026
Took Norm to an outdoor screening of Stop Making Sense and of course he's the main character. I think the people he met genuinely loved him but Norm, pls be normal, pls.
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Pocketshepherd @handle.invalid · 21/08/2026
What have I done Vs what have they done
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Pocketshepherd @handle.invalid · 21/08/2026
TIL the initial feeling of logging onto bluesky and seeing a ton of unexpected notifications is not dissimilar to receiving an unexpected Government phone alert.
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Pocketshepherd @handle.invalid · 18/08/2026
I know Neil, great man! Love this one: youtu.be/Y9aOR_j_tAc?...
youtu.be
I Thought About It And Then I Did It
YouTube video by Fire Dept. - Topic
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Pocketshepherd @handle.invalid · 17/08/2026
Hopefully they'll allow dogs and put pressure on Eurostar to change their policy.
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Pocketshepherd @handle.invalid · 14/08/2026
Was that the first unexpected national alert? Was in Aldi, pretty fucking weird feeling in that split second between realising what it was and reading the message.
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Pocketshepherd @handle.invalid · 02/08/2026
I really wanna take Norm to France because I think he should be able to explore and enjoy foreign countries but is this mental, he's a dog.
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Musa Okwonga @okwonga.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Brexit, just one of the most unhinged things I have seen in my lifetime. Just an absolute xenophobic car crash from day one. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
theguardian.com
EU citizens in UK get letters telling them post-Brexit residency rights were given ‘in error’
After years of building lives in UK, potentially thousands of EU citizens could be told they have no right to remain
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Pocketshepherd @handle.invalid · 02/08/2026
my very personal thoughts on lockdown is that it kind of saved my life. In the weeks leading up I was a moments notice of walking out of work and beachy heading, WFH saved me and kinda wild much I progressed since then
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Pocketshepherd @handle.invalid · 02/08/2026
it's been a long time since I worked in the industry but iirc the T's & C's of airline tickets are pretty fucked. You're buying a service of being transported from A to B with no guarantee of when that will happen!
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Pocketshepherd @handle.invalid · 02/08/2026
Probably no refunds and flights are oversold because people don't show up and airlines can offer incentives for people to voluntarily not fly if over capacity.
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Pocketshepherd @handle.invalid · 02/08/2026
very annoying if you get bumped when that doesn't happen
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Pocketshepherd @handle.invalid · 02/08/2026
it's crazy how many people with tickets just don't show up and so airlines always oversell
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Pocketshepherd @handle.invalid · 29/07/2026
But the power is only with the buyers because of the time/money already invested in the sale, offering less just before exchanging contracts is pulling a cunts trick. Buying/selling property in England is fucked, we should follow Scotland's lead on how to do it.
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Pocketshepherd @handle.invalid · 21/07/2026
Norm advises against opening the Dark Souls chest.
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Pocketshepherd @handle.invalid · 20/07/2026
Thought Jones was previously impressive in select committees but then proved to be an odious patronising smug sort in government. Begone!!
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Pocketshepherd @handle.invalid · 19/07/2026
I don't understand how these AI models have hoovered up an entirety of human art and design and yet all these fucking flyers look the fucking same.
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Pocketshepherd @handle.invalid · 15/07/2026
Now I'm scared!!!!
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Pocketshepherd @handle.invalid · 15/07/2026
Someone so cruel as Chancellor.
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Pocketshepherd @handle.invalid · 15/07/2026
No idea if anyone else cares but these on screen iPlayer ads at the start of programmes are an abomination. Fucccckkkk offff. We pay a license fee so you don't have to do this shit.
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Jon Blyth @disappointment.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Getting scab shamed by the whoo hoo guy
It’s the keep fit guy from Duolingo who goes insane when you get everything right, and qualify for hard mode in the last three questions. 

He asked me to translate

Tu as continué à travailler quand tes collègues faisaient grève ?

Which is, in English, 

You continued to work when your colleagues were going on strike?
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Pocketshepherd @handle.invalid · 12/07/2026
we've tried nothing and we're out of ideas
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Pocketshepherd @handle.invalid · 12/07/2026
very scared by this last half of extra time my football is scared
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Elizabeth Spiers @espiers.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Brooklyn craft beer packaging goes hard
Participation Trophy Brewing’s “it’s like nobody wants to impress Jody foster anymore” hazy IPA 🍺
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future canon @futurecanon.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
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Pocketshepherd @handle.invalid · 11/07/2026
I'll never tire of telling this but in the early 00's I got drunk in Tokyo, a place named Bar 9/11, walls covered with pictures of the planes hitting the the Twin Towers. Japan is just different. Free cigs in bars too, what a place.
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Pocketshepherd @handle.invalid · 10/07/2026
Leaked picture from the Zelda movie set
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Pocketshepherd @handle.invalid · 10/07/2026
Been periodically training catching popcorn and today he managed it for the first time! No fluke either he's gone from no catches to around 1 in 3. Go Norm!!
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