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Pocketshepherd @pocketshepherd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Some bloody hash head came up to me, ignored me, apologised to my dog for not saying hello and then tried to give him a high five. Bloody hash heads!
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Dave Vetter @davidrvetter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Happy Kicked In The Head By A Horse Day, to all who celebrate. It's the 7th anniversary of this absolute banger.
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Pocketshepherd @pocketshepherd.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Just saw someone walking their syphnx cat and it was far better at loose lead walking than my dog. FML
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Thinking about this exchange today
A YouTube video for the Water Temple in The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. The comments section has an exchange as detailed below. “@TheMrdangles16 • 11y ago: 
i hate the water temple... too confusing :(“ “@KeithHalsell • 2y ago: 
it's been 9 years, i hope you are doing great in life now.” “@TheMrdangles16 • 2y ago: it couldn't be going worse Keith.”
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DJ Dignitas @djdignitas.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I just watched the trailer for Nathan Fielder's new documentary and it's very intense but.... www.youtube.com/watch?v=1b3o...
Screen grab from the trailer for the documentary You Can See Everything, which shows Nathan Fielder leaning over a couch so that he is facing Elizabeth Holmes, who's sitting on the couch. They are both staring directly at each other into each other's eyesScreen grab of children's TV presenter Lauren Layfield sitting face to face with the dog puppet Hacker T. Dog. They are both staring into each others eyes. The shot is taken from a viral clip in which Hacker T. Dog says 'we're just normal men....we're just innocent men', causing Lauren Layfield to break character and corpse
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arr @arr.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
my daughter is watching Hook and it's so magical to re-experience that from a child's perspective: the first time you realize a movie can absolutely suck shit
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Pocketshepherd @pocketshepherd.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
just saw an ad for febreze for bins, come on now, what the fuck is this
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Pocketshepherd @pocketshepherd.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Norm had added jumping out of the window to get to the garden to his box of tricks 😩
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Pocketshepherd @pocketshepherd.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=K608...
youtube.com
The Worst Witch (1986) "Halloween Song"
YouTube video by harrypottersdaddy
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Pocketshepherd @pocketshepherd.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Worst Sitcom you've ever watched is trending but I can't be dealing with that,,,, gotta say the best sitcom I initially wrote off as trash is Everybody Loves Raymond. It's a stone cold classic.
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Pocketshepherd @pocketshepherd.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
i will never get over Christmas Eve 2005(?) where we dropped acid and listened to a 30 second Ivor Cutler song on repeat for hours and still somehow made it to a station adjacent pub to well wish pals a safe journey home,| great year.
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Pocketshepherd @pocketshepherd.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
got an aldi robot vacuum cleaner, gonna set it to do what it does whenever I take Norm for a walk, the future is sometimes incredible.
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Pocketshepherd @pocketshepherd.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I'm drinking a 6.8% cider with my dog napping on my lap. we are both good. No other questions at this time.
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Pocketshepherd @pocketshepherd.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Took Norm to an outdoor screening of Stop Making Sense and of course he's the main character. I think the people he met genuinely loved him but Norm, pls be normal, pls.
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Pocketshepherd @pocketshepherd.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
TIL the initial feeling of logging onto bluesky and seeing a ton of unexpected notifications is not dissimilar to receiving an unexpected Government phone alert.
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Pocketshepherd @pocketshepherd.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Was that the first unexpected national alert? Was in Aldi, pretty fucking weird feeling in that split second between realising what it was and reading the message.
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Pocketshepherd @pocketshepherd.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I really wanna take Norm to France because I think he should be able to explore and enjoy foreign countries but is this mental, he's a dog.
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Musa Okwonga @okwonga.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Brexit, just one of the most unhinged things I have seen in my lifetime. Just an absolute xenophobic car crash from day one. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
theguardian.com
EU citizens in UK get letters telling them post-Brexit residency rights were given ‘in error’
After years of building lives in UK, potentially thousands of EU citizens could be told they have no right to remain
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Pocketshepherd @pocketshepherd.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
my very personal thoughts on lockdown is that it kind of saved my life. In the weeks leading up I was a moments notice of walking out of work and beachy heading, WFH saved me and kinda wild much I progressed since then
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Pocketshepherd @pocketshepherd.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Norm advises against opening the Dark Souls chest.
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Pocketshepherd @pocketshepherd.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Now I'm scared!!!!
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Pocketshepherd @pocketshepherd.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
No idea if anyone else cares but these on screen iPlayer ads at the start of programmes are an abomination. Fucccckkkk offff. We pay a license fee so you don't have to do this shit.
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Jon Blyth @disappointment.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Getting scab shamed by the whoo hoo guy
It’s the keep fit guy from Duolingo who goes insane when you get everything right, and qualify for hard mode in the last three questions. 

He asked me to translate

Tu as continué à travailler quand tes collègues faisaient grève ?

Which is, in English, 

You continued to work when your colleagues were going on strike?
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Pocketshepherd @pocketshepherd.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
very scared by this last half of extra time my football is scared
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Elizabeth Spiers @espiers.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Brooklyn craft beer packaging goes hard
Participation Trophy Brewing’s “it’s like nobody wants to impress Jody foster anymore” hazy IPA 🍺
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future canon @futurecanon.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
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Pocketshepherd @pocketshepherd.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
lol
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Duncan Jones @manmademoon.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
😂 his voice!
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Pocketshepherd @pocketshepherd.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Howling at this Kane post match interview
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Pocketshepherd @pocketshepherd.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I would so so love the final to be England v France so that the World Cup ends with a local derby
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Pocketshepherd @pocketshepherd.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Not this specific song but m.youtube.com/watch?v=MANh...
m.youtube.com
Dead Prez - Hip Hop (Uncensored)
YouTube video by UPROXX
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Pocketshepherd @pocketshepherd.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
pretty much the whole world rooting for you Cape Verde, make it fucking happen
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Pocketshepherd @pocketshepherd.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
My revolutionary football tactic would be *always* send the keeper up to try and header from a corner while having the smallest player on the halfway line to frustrate a potential breakaway. No further questions at this time.
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Aidan Cook @aidancook.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Jack the Ripper could have used the Tube to get to Whitechapel.
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Pocketshepherd @pocketshepherd.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
sometimes Norm has an absolutely manic five minutes and then just flops on my lap and goes into the deepest sleep. It's incredible 🥰
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Mondo Mascots @mondomascots.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Urameshi Boy is a ghost rapper who appears out of nowhere whenever someone feels resentful, and he does an upbeat rap to make them lighten up. (He’s one of many characters available for licensing from Studio Nugget.)
A ghost with a black beanie, an orange jacket, headphones, sneakers, and jeans poses on a red carpet in a convention centre.
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
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Pocketshepherd @pocketshepherd.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Cape Verde keeper looks like he's about to cry from joy, let it out big man, what a performance.
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Pocketshepherd @pocketshepherd.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
My dog Norm really suits his name but it's becoming clear I have a problem pronouncing the 'm' which isn't ideal. So far ppl have mistakenly thought I've named my dog 'Norn', 'Lawn' 😂 but most commonly 'Norman'
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Pocketshepherd @pocketshepherd.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Always remember that America gave us The Strokes but also the American LP cover of Is This It
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Pocketshepherd @pocketshepherd.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Had a great day of jeering fascists out of Brighton, fucking sad cunts, embarrassed every time.
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Pocketshepherd @pocketshepherd.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I've been lucky/unlucky enough to have never suffered hangovers bad enough to temper my functioning alcoholism but holy shit suffering gout for the first time might do the trick. #cantwalkithurts #bigtoeverypainful
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Pocketshepherd @pocketshepherd.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Norm was neutered on Monday so he's back to pen life until he heals 😓 He's getting back to normal after a miserable first day. A champion and his surgery suit is cool as hell tbf.
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Pocketshepherd @pocketshepherd.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
listening to the new BOC and "Age of Capricorn" is sounding so fucking anticon and perhaps I'm uncomfortably high
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Pocketshepherd @pocketshepherd.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
From a Brighton Artists Open House today @limmy.com
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Pocketshepherd @pocketshepherd.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Just out from the cinema, turned up and someone in my seat, bit rude and weird considering place was almost empty. Next they played a trailer for the film I had a ticket for. Wtf. Finally film started and this is how I learned Back Rooms is out next week and my local cinema badly checks tickets 😆
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Pocketshepherd @pocketshepherd.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Minute Cryptic - 16 May, 2026 "Westbound lanes clogged by car show regulars every summer, perhaps" (8) 🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣 🏆 0 hints – 3 under the community par (49,085 solvers so far). www.minutecryptic.com?utm_source=s... v hungover, something just clicked and worked this out immediately. Improving!
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Minute Cryptic
Solve a clue with a hidden meaning
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Pocketshepherd @pocketshepherd.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
that fucking robinsons advert making out a sudden shit load of water pouring in your front room would be in any way refreshing
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Pocketshepherd @pocketshepherd.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
cryptic crossword ass president
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