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Porco Afterdark

@pmpafterdark.bsky.social
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The Id part in the Usual Gang of Idiots. Poseur, Dilettante, Cynic, Anti-hero @pmpafterdark@mastodon.social PHOTO RETWEETS WILL GET YOU BLOCKED he/him/his

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Sunkissed Peaks @sunkissedpeaks.bsky.social · 4h
Which one of you????
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Porco Afterdark @pmpafterdark.bsky.social · 3h
Ugh
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Porco Afterdark @pmpafterdark.bsky.social · 5h
Fuck no. You can hold on. You've come this far and inspired so many of us. Hang on. We care about you and don't want you going anywhere.
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Sunkissed Peaks @sunkissedpeaks.bsky.social · 14h
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Porco Afterdark @pmpafterdark.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Thanks man, it felt amazing. Even coming in last
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Porco Afterdark @pmpafterdark.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Considering I was both older and less experienced than most of the Men’s Masters group, I was ecstatic to do this well.
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Porco Afterdark @pmpafterdark.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Light Hammer – threw a 16 lb hammer 56 ft Sheaf – tossed a 16 lb burlap block just under 16’ vertically with a hayfork Picked up and carried a 16ft tree trunk holding it vertically
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Porco Afterdark @pmpafterdark.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My personal bests: Braemar Stone – lobbed a ~20 lb stone 17 ft , 9 in Open Stone – tossed a ~16 lb stone 20 ft, 2in Heavy Weight for Distance – tossed a 42 lb weight 16 ft Light Weight for Distance – tossed a 28 lb weight 21 ft, 7 in
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Porco Afterdark @pmpafterdark.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
As a 57 yo, with 15 weeks of part-time training, I competed in my first Highland Games.
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Porco Afterdark @pmpafterdark.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
First competition in the books. Had a blast.
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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
my god
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Porco Afterdark @pmpafterdark.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
🤪🤪
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Porco Afterdark @pmpafterdark.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
35th anniversary. Whoa. I'm surprised I haven't gotten pillow therapy before now.
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Daniel Drezner @dandrezner.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh man you know he fucked up when the committee staff starts leaking.
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Porco Afterdark @pmpafterdark.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Uppies with a hayfork...
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Dr Malice @atarbuck.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Reminder you’ve until Tuesday (Michaelmas) to pick brambles before the devil pisses all over them.
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Porco Afterdark @pmpafterdark.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Just a guy and his pole... #ScottishPoleDancing
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Porco Afterdark @pmpafterdark.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Same energy...
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Porco Afterdark @pmpafterdark.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Don't forget the razor blade in your cap.
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Porco Afterdark @pmpafterdark.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Always measure that with your heart.
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Porco Afterdark @pmpafterdark.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Practice...practice...practice...
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Alan "no bending the knee, no kissing the ring" J @n5iln.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"Power that needs to advertise itself is already losing." ~ Grand Admiral Thrawn
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Porco Afterdark @pmpafterdark.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Getting closer on caber...
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
[stares in white house east wing]
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Porco Afterdark @pmpafterdark.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
A reminder that roadkill is also "locally sourced".
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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
i did this with the supermarket and totally made bank
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Porco Afterdark @pmpafterdark.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
And here I thought my son wore me out as a toddler...
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Porco Afterdark @pmpafterdark.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I made a few rounds of sparkling pear and elderflower cocktails with dinner. Elderflower liqueur, fresh lemon juice, pear vodka and then topped with prosecco.
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Porco Afterdark @pmpafterdark.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I haven't been this goddamn low in ages.
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Porco Afterdark @pmpafterdark.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Went to Staples to buy toner. One quarter of the store was filled with discount bins to scavenge through. And toner was more expensive than a new printer of the same brand. Trump's economy is a shitshow.
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 12/09/2026
I absolutely LOVE this. Christian Bale spent roughly 17 years fighting to make this happen. This week, his foster-care village opened in Palmdale, California: 12 homes built specifically to help keep siblings together when they enter foster care.
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🎃 Imani Gandy Corn 🎃 @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 12/09/2026
The international chess Federation banned trans women from playing women's chess. CHESS. It's not about fairness. The fairness argument is intended to radicalize people into more violent forms of transphobia.
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Republicans Against Trumpism @rpsagainsttrump.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Trump remains laser-focused on lowering costs for ordinary Americans.
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
As I was standing by this gas pump filling up my truck with six dollar gas I couldn’t help but think that this was a small price to pay so that every child wanting to play sports in elementary school has to submit to mandatory genital inspections
My jeep with a gas pump in her fuel filler $94.59 at 5.999/gal
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Porco Afterdark @pmpafterdark.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Add an egg and it's officially a brunch burger.
Cheese burger on a plate with a round sunny side up egg on a flipper and the top of a bun with red onionsEgg on top of the bottom half of a cheese burger onions and arugula arranged on the top half of a toasted brioche bun.
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Porco Afterdark @pmpafterdark.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I should call her...
New bottle of Dawn with an obscenely large oval opening.
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Porco Afterdark @pmpafterdark.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Since my little kitty ran away the house has been joyless. I miss the chaos and the commotion of her and her brother playing chase and stalking each other throughout the house.
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Pagan Sky @pagansky.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Giggle 😁
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Porco Afterdark @pmpafterdark.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Feel better, lovely.
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Porco Afterdark @pmpafterdark.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
It's kinda tawny, murky from the agave syrup. I think we'll go with a Trench 75. Especially since the original is named for a WWI French cannon
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Porco Afterdark @pmpafterdark.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Cheers to #Monochromemonday.
Black and white photo of a graying bearded man standing in front of trees and bird feeders with a wine glass and clear liquid. And dear reader it is a light dryish mead.
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Porco Afterdark @pmpafterdark.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Yeah. Somebody's compensating.
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Porco Afterdark @pmpafterdark.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Where the swingers at? 🤪
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Porco Afterdark @pmpafterdark.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Much better results today... Helps to not do your full workout before you start.
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Porco Afterdark @pmpafterdark.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Yeah that didn't exactly go to plan...
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Porco Afterdark @pmpafterdark.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Pout.
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Porco Afterdark @pmpafterdark.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Believe me. I've been in the same place many times. Focus on doing it properly and doing it consistently. It will show when it damn well pleases.
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Porco Afterdark @pmpafterdark.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Remember - routine stays, motivation goes. Keep putting in the work. We're inspired by you.
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Sunkissed Peaks @sunkissedpeaks.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Snort!!!
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Porco Afterdark @pmpafterdark.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Hang in there, buddy. Feeling this myself
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