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Porco Afterdark

@pmpafterdark.bsky.social
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The Id part in the Usual Gang of Idiots. Poseur, Dilettante, Cynic, Anti-hero @pmpafterdark@mastodon.social PHOTO RETWEETS WILL GET YOU BLOCKED he/him/his

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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 10h
my god
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Porco Afterdark @pmpafterdark.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
35th anniversary. Whoa. I'm surprised I haven't gotten pillow therapy before now.
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Daniel Drezner @dandrezner.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh man you know he fucked up when the committee staff starts leaking.
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Porco Afterdark @pmpafterdark.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Uppies with a hayfork...
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Dr Malice @atarbuck.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Reminder you’ve until Tuesday (Michaelmas) to pick brambles before the devil pisses all over them.
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Porco Afterdark @pmpafterdark.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Just a guy and his pole... #ScottishPoleDancing
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Porco Afterdark @pmpafterdark.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Practice...practice...practice...
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Alan "no bending the knee, no kissing the ring" J @n5iln.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"Power that needs to advertise itself is already losing." ~ Grand Admiral Thrawn
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Porco Afterdark @pmpafterdark.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Getting closer on caber...
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
[stares in white house east wing]
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Porco Afterdark @pmpafterdark.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
A reminder that roadkill is also "locally sourced".
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Josh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
i did this with the supermarket and totally made bank
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Porco Afterdark @pmpafterdark.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
And here I thought my son wore me out as a toddler...
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Porco Afterdark @pmpafterdark.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I haven't been this goddamn low in ages.
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Porco Afterdark @pmpafterdark.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Went to Staples to buy toner. One quarter of the store was filled with discount bins to scavenge through. And toner was more expensive than a new printer of the same brand. Trump's economy is a shitshow.
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 12/09/2026
I absolutely LOVE this. Christian Bale spent roughly 17 years fighting to make this happen. This week, his foster-care village opened in Palmdale, California: 12 homes built specifically to help keep siblings together when they enter foster care.
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Imani Gandy @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 12/09/2026
The international chess Federation banned trans women from playing women's chess. CHESS. It's not about fairness. The fairness argument is intended to radicalize people into more violent forms of transphobia.
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Republicans Against Trumpism @rpsagainsttrump.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Trump remains laser-focused on lowering costs for ordinary Americans.
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
As I was standing by this gas pump filling up my truck with six dollar gas I couldn’t help but think that this was a small price to pay so that every child wanting to play sports in elementary school has to submit to mandatory genital inspections
My jeep with a gas pump in her fuel filler $94.59 at 5.999/gal
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Porco Afterdark @pmpafterdark.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Add an egg and it's officially a brunch burger.
Cheese burger on a plate with a round sunny side up egg on a flipper and the top of a bun with red onionsEgg on top of the bottom half of a cheese burger onions and arugula arranged on the top half of a toasted brioche bun.
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Porco Afterdark @pmpafterdark.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I should call her...
New bottle of Dawn with an obscenely large oval opening.
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Porco Afterdark @pmpafterdark.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Since my little kitty ran away the house has been joyless. I miss the chaos and the commotion of her and her brother playing chase and stalking each other throughout the house.
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Pagan Sky @pagansky.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Giggle 😁
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Porco Afterdark @pmpafterdark.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Where the swingers at? 🤪
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Porco Afterdark @pmpafterdark.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Much better results today... Helps to not do your full workout before you start.
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Porco Afterdark @pmpafterdark.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Yeah that didn't exactly go to plan...
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Sunkissed Peaks @sunkissedpeaks.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Snort!!!
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Porco Afterdark @pmpafterdark.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Drinking French 75s but I threw in Agave syrup for the simple syrup and Prosecco for the Champagne. Thoughts on a clever moniker?
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Porco Afterdark @pmpafterdark.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Hammer time.. Also a wibbly wobbly WOB
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
My man looks like the mayor from SPIN CITY joined the Waffen SS
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Porco Afterdark @pmpafterdark.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
It's yeetin' time. Just over a month to my first competition.
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Rebecca (Rebexagliflozin)🌤️ @rdrpharmacist.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
A Dunkin’ of Aquamarine and Hot Sun
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Sunkissed Peaks @sunkissedpeaks.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Winner, winner, chicken dinner!!!!
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Porco Afterdark @pmpafterdark.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Just discovered Anki, and now I'm going a little nuts making old Norse flashcards for my phone.
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Porco Afterdark @pmpafterdark.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Wife just stretched out the pimento cheese for her sammich with jalapenos and horseradish sauce. Wondering if her cancer is actually indolent or just too grossed out by the menu.
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Porco Afterdark @pmpafterdark.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Oncologist appointment and my standard uniform. Because it cracks her up.
Bright red T-shirt with reading Emotional Support Husband - DO NOT PET
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Rebecca (Rebexagliflozin)🌤️ @rdrpharmacist.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Someone needs to do the grim reaper claw machine cartoon with the reaper all distraught saying “who even put those in there?!”
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Porco Afterdark @pmpafterdark.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Aw fuck. Now Tim Curry too?
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
We get a book from the Dolly Parton imagination library every month as do millions of other families. My real-life four-year-old points at the little insignia on the back of the book and says "Dolly Parton book Daddy." #Dollykanda forever
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
"Hon, you've barely touched your anus scampi"
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Porco Afterdark @pmpafterdark.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Saw a niche joke about how aghast prehistoric warlords would be that their exploits are reduced to the spread of ceramic patterns. Now I'm imagining a dissertation about how the decline of Tupperware culture ushered 8n iinvasion by first the Rubbermaids and later the CountryCrock / CoolWhip peoples
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Sunkissed Peaks @sunkissedpeaks.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
🎯
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Porco Afterdark @pmpafterdark.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
#EightiesMovieTrainingMontage
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Daniel Drezner @dandrezner.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I took a law class in high school and our teacher asked all of us if we could recite the Preamble. We all immediately started singing it to the Schoolhouse Rock theme. She’d never heard it before and looked at us like we were all in a cult.
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Adrian Bowyer @adrianbowyer.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
A quantum leap is the smallest, most insignificant change that a system can undergo. And Something with a steep learning curve is very easy to learn.
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Porco Afterdark @pmpafterdark.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Wife ordered what she thought was a 5" Goddess Gaia statue that was actual 5cm. Cue the Spinal Tap jokes...
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Tiny Stonehenge Descending with Nigel Tufnel
Alt: Tiny Stonehenge Descending with Nigel Tufnel from the Spinal Tap movie.
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Porco Afterdark @pmpafterdark.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Dreamt that @ashlonna.bsky.social found a rocky outcrop in our backyard and an Archeologist neighbor helped us uncover a buried massive carved stone figure and declared it was the only example like this for hundreds of miles. Too much red wine and @profaliceroberts.bsky.social youtubes I think.
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Porco Afterdark @pmpafterdark.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
16 minutes of yoga and q 3.4 mile ruck walk with a 30 lb vest is not really the way to follow up dinner and two bottles of wine. I know that now...
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Porco Afterdark @pmpafterdark.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Today's tomfoolery. Prototyping and laser cutting an organizer for the wife's gardyn pods.
A birch plywood rack with holes to organize and display gardyn seed pods
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Porco Afterdark @pmpafterdark.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
*Kronk voice* Oh yeah. It's all coming together...
Highland Games paraphernalia - braemar stone, heavy weight and a sheaf with a pitch fork
 A red tartan sport kilt
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