Porco Afterdark @pmpafterdark.bsky.social · 02/10/202635th anniversary. Whoa. I'm surprised I haven't gotten pillow therapy before now. 340
Reposted by Porco AfterdarkDaniel Drezner @dandrezner.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Oh man you know he fucked up when the committee staff starts leaking. 1118541
Reposted by Porco AfterdarkDr Malice @atarbuck.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Reminder you’ve until Tuesday (Michaelmas) to pick brambles before the devil pisses all over them. 2298
Porco Afterdark @pmpafterdark.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Just a guy and his pole... #ScottishPoleDancing 170
Reposted by Porco AfterdarkAlan "no bending the knee, no kissing the ring" J @n5iln.bsky.social · 20/09/2026"Power that needs to advertise itself is already losing." ~ Grand Admiral Thrawn 021
Reposted by Porco Afterdarkshauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 17/09/2026[stares in white house east wing] 241112165
Porco Afterdark @pmpafterdark.bsky.social · 17/09/2026A reminder that roadkill is also "locally sourced". 030
Reposted by Porco AfterdarkJosh Marshall @joshtpm.bsky.social · 17/09/2026i did this with the supermarket and totally made bank 371247125
Porco Afterdark @pmpafterdark.bsky.social · 14/09/2026And here I thought my son wore me out as a toddler... 050
Porco Afterdark @pmpafterdark.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Went to Staples to buy toner. One quarter of the store was filled with discount bins to scavenge through. And toner was more expensive than a new printer of the same brand. Trump's economy is a shitshow. 1102
Reposted by Porco AfterdarkChristopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 12/09/2026I absolutely LOVE this. Christian Bale spent roughly 17 years fighting to make this happen. This week, his foster-care village opened in Palmdale, California: 12 homes built specifically to help keep siblings together when they enter foster care. 724267116331
Reposted by Porco AfterdarkImani Gandy @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 12/09/2026The international chess Federation banned trans women from playing women's chess. CHESS. It's not about fairness. The fairness argument is intended to radicalize people into more violent forms of transphobia. 9153131745
Reposted by Porco AfterdarkRepublicans Against Trumpism @rpsagainsttrump.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Trump remains laser-focused on lowering costs for ordinary Americans. 122565139
Reposted by Porco Afterdarkvictoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 12/09/2026As I was standing by this gas pump filling up my truck with six dollar gas I couldn’t help but think that this was a small price to pay so that every child wanting to play sports in elementary school has to submit to mandatory genital inspections 555443945
Porco Afterdark @pmpafterdark.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Add an egg and it's officially a brunch burger. 020
Porco Afterdark @pmpafterdark.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Since my little kitty ran away the house has been joyless. I miss the chaos and the commotion of her and her brother playing chase and stalking each other throughout the house. 430
Porco Afterdark @pmpafterdark.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Much better results today... Helps to not do your full workout before you start. 080
Porco Afterdark @pmpafterdark.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Drinking French 75s but I threw in Agave syrup for the simple syrup and Prosecco for the Champagne. Thoughts on a clever moniker? 110
Reposted by Porco AfterdarkKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 30/08/2026My man looks like the mayor from SPIN CITY joined the Waffen SS 7578146719
Porco Afterdark @pmpafterdark.bsky.social · 31/08/2026It's yeetin' time. Just over a month to my first competition. 040
Reposted by Porco AfterdarkRebecca (Rebexagliflozin)🌤️ @rdrpharmacist.bsky.social · 29/08/2026A Dunkin’ of Aquamarine and Hot Sun 041
Reposted by Porco AfterdarkSunkissed Peaks @sunkissedpeaks.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Winner, winner, chicken dinner!!!! 0121
Porco Afterdark @pmpafterdark.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Just discovered Anki, and now I'm going a little nuts making old Norse flashcards for my phone. 000
Porco Afterdark @pmpafterdark.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Wife just stretched out the pimento cheese for her sammich with jalapenos and horseradish sauce. Wondering if her cancer is actually indolent or just too grossed out by the menu. 000
Porco Afterdark @pmpafterdark.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Oncologist appointment and my standard uniform. Because it cracks her up. 170
Reposted by Porco AfterdarkRebecca (Rebexagliflozin)🌤️ @rdrpharmacist.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Someone needs to do the grim reaper claw machine cartoon with the reaper all distraught saying “who even put those in there?!” 2111
Reposted by Porco AfterdarkNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 26/08/2026We get a book from the Dolly Parton imagination library every month as do millions of other families. My real-life four-year-old points at the little insignia on the back of the book and says "Dolly Parton book Daddy." #Dollykanda forever 171331106
Reposted by Porco AfterdarkKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 23/08/2026"Hon, you've barely touched your anus scampi" 641127115
Porco Afterdark @pmpafterdark.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Saw a niche joke about how aghast prehistoric warlords would be that their exploits are reduced to the spread of ceramic patterns. Now I'm imagining a dissertation about how the decline of Tupperware culture ushered 8n iinvasion by first the Rubbermaids and later the CountryCrock / CoolWhip peoples 4112
Reposted by Porco AfterdarkDaniel Drezner @dandrezner.bsky.social · 16/08/2026I took a law class in high school and our teacher asked all of us if we could recite the Preamble. We all immediately started singing it to the Schoolhouse Rock theme. She’d never heard it before and looked at us like we were all in a cult. 361120135
Reposted by Porco AfterdarkAdrian Bowyer @adrianbowyer.bsky.social · 15/08/2026A quantum leap is the smallest, most insignificant change that a system can undergo. And Something with a steep learning curve is very easy to learn. 0103
Porco Afterdark @pmpafterdark.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Wife ordered what she thought was a 5" Goddess Gaia statue that was actual 5cm. Cue the Spinal Tap jokes...static.klipy.comTiny Stonehenge Descending with Nigel TufnelAlt: Tiny Stonehenge Descending with Nigel Tufnel from the Spinal Tap movie. 150
Porco Afterdark @pmpafterdark.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Dreamt that @ashlonna.bsky.social found a rocky outcrop in our backyard and an Archeologist neighbor helped us uncover a buried massive carved stone figure and declared it was the only example like this for hundreds of miles. Too much red wine and @profaliceroberts.bsky.social youtubes I think. 110
Porco Afterdark @pmpafterdark.bsky.social · 26/07/202616 minutes of yoga and q 3.4 mile ruck walk with a 30 lb vest is not really the way to follow up dinner and two bottles of wine. I know that now... 070
Porco Afterdark @pmpafterdark.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Today's tomfoolery. Prototyping and laser cutting an organizer for the wife's gardyn pods. 170
Porco Afterdark @pmpafterdark.bsky.social · 22/07/2026*Kronk voice* Oh yeah. It's all coming together... 120