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Full time software developer, very part time unicycle hockey player, learner Morris dancer. Gen AI avoider. Was @pmh on twitter. He/Him/Peter

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One Whoo-oo! No Bra-a-a-ains @pmh1wheel.bsky.social · 14h
#FMSPAD 12/10 L is for ...: Lizards!? #KnowYourLemonsDay #FMS_L26
Somewhat flat (so they can be hung on walls) models of a stegosaurus and a triceratops
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One Whoo-oo! No Bra-a-a-ains @pmh1wheel.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
#FMSPAD 11/10 K is for ...: Krampus! #FMS_K26
Me wearing a Krampus half mask, or rather, holding it by the end of one horn in front of my face, because the back strap visible dangling down one side has come adrift from its fixing in the other side
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One Whoo-oo! No Bra-a-a-ains @pmh1wheel.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Also "slather" and "slaver" (drool rather than people trafficker), which are arguably more closely related in meaning. Then round it out with "silver" and "salver"
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One Whoo-oo! No Bra-a-a-ains @pmh1wheel.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Agree, but you can just tap the alt text to expand its window
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One Whoo-oo! No Bra-a-a-ains @pmh1wheel.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Looks more lutrine than lectern to me
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One Whoo-oo! No Bra-a-a-ains @pmh1wheel.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
#FMSPAD 10/10 J is for ...: Jaunty! #FMS_J26
A moulded ornamental bust with a clock in its chest. The head is a skull, albeit with quite a lot of black hair. A red hat is perched on top, pushed forward so the peak is quite a bit lower than the back
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Dogs when they do something wrong and it’s the monkey puppet doing the side eye

Cats when they do something wrong: and is that Sam Jackson meme where he’s staring angrily at the camera
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books
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One Whoo-oo! No Bra-a-a-ains @pmh1wheel.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
#FMSPAD 9/10 Is for ...: Inflatables! #FMS_I26
What I think is an inflatable Hallowe'en arch with almost no air in it, lying crumpled against a couple of straw bales. It looks like it's supposed to be a pair of grey "stone" columns (each of which has "Happy Halloween" written on it), with a brown "wooden" crossbeam with several orange jack-o-lanterns perched on top
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One Whoo-oo! No Bra-a-a-ains @pmh1wheel.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
#FMSPAD 8/10 H is for ...: Hands! #FMS_H26
A life-size clown figure with a grimly painted toothy face, whose arms are outstretched in zombie fashion, but with grabbier hands
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One Whoo-oo! No Bra-a-a-ains @pmh1wheel.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
#FMSPAD 7/10 G is for ...: Gargoyles! #FMS_G26
A black and white photo of two miniature gargoyles sitting on the edge of a wooden shelf. The smaller one on the left is a dark coloured lion with small bat wings and is sitting on a typical cat pose with its back legs crouched but front legs straight, so that all of its claws are lined up around the front of the square podium it's moulded onto. It is looking with mouth agape at the larger one on the right, which is a light coloured goblin with sensibly proportioned wings. It is looking off to the right and is either resting its chin on a fist in contemplation or sucking its thumb. Its legs are dangling over the edge but its feet were sadly snapped off at some point in the past
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One Whoo-oo! No Bra-a-a-ains @pmh1wheel.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It's so you can put the right amount of salt in, although if it's a pinch rather than a specific measurement you may as well just use salted
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
WHEN THE Bird in your room represents all your gloom Nevermoré When you're trying to grieve but that corvid won't leave Nevermoré
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One Whoo-oo! No Bra-a-a-ains @pmh1wheel.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
#FMSPAD 6/10 F is for ...: Fangs! #FMS_F26
Side-on close-up on the teeth of a plastic dragon skull with its jaws slightly apart
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One Whoo-oo! No Bra-a-a-ains @pmh1wheel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
#FMSPAD 5/10 E is for ...: Existential dread #FMS_E26
Me staring with a worried expression at a stone skull held in my hand
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One Whoo-oo! No Bra-a-a-ains @pmh1wheel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I was dithering over whether to caption this with "Dalek!" or "Denzil the Dalek!" And not long after I posted it, I realised it should have been "Denzil!" because of the memories of "Absolutely" which that brings to mind
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Post a vampire
ChatGPT logo
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One Whoo-oo! No Bra-a-a-ains @pmh1wheel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
#FMSPAD 4/10 D is for ...: Dalek! #FMS_D26
A black and gold life sized replica Dalek. Its "angry bulbs" and eye stalk are lit, but it has the name "Denzil" written on the front of its "neck," which takes something away from its otherwise threatening appearance
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 03/10/2026
Monster Month Monster Munch #HappyToastMonsterMonth
The classic monster munch monsters
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One Whoo-oo! No Bra-a-a-ains @pmh1wheel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
#FMSPAD 3/10 C is for ...: Coffin? What coffin? #FMS_C26
A black hearse with no-one and nothing in it except for a life-sized plastic skeleton in the back jump seat. The skeleton is wearing a baseball cap backwards and a school tie
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Danie Ware @danacea.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Jesus fucking motorboating Christ, NO. Fuck off, right to the edge of fucking off, fuck off over that edge, hit the very fucking bottom of fucking off, and then fucking crawl away to die in a fucking corner.
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One Whoo-oo! No Bra-a-a-ains @pmh1wheel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#FMSPAD 2/10 B is for ...: Bat! #FMS_B26
The shadow of a rather unrealistic plastic bat skeleton cast onto a white wall. Its feet are far too big, its wings probably too small, and its body appears to be quite solid
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One Whoo-oo! No Bra-a-a-ains @pmh1wheel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#FMSPAD 1/10 A is for ...: Aaargh! #FMS_A26
Me attempting to make a scary face
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Daniel Rigal 🇪🇺 🦋 @danielrigal.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
What he says is correct but it's far too polite and easy to ignore. He needs to scream "Jesus Christ people! Don't stick your dicks in that light socket!" BBC News - AI boom could trigger market shocks, Bank of England boss warns www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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AI boom could trigger market shocks, Bank of England boss warns
Andrew Bailey says the central bank is watching the waves of cash being invested in artificial intelligence "very carefully".
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One Whoo-oo! No Bra-a-a-ains @pmh1wheel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
#FMSPAD 30/9 A fave thing: He's doing a good job of not showing it here, but it's hard to know whether it's me or his brother who is highest in Mycroft's affection #FMS_FaveThing26
Me gazing soppily at Mycroft, a pale ginger Maine Coon cat, while not quite resting my head on his side. Mycroft is just staring somewhere off to the side with maybe a slightly worried expression
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One Whoo-oo! No Bra-a-a-ains @pmh1wheel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
#FMSPAD 29/9 Something unexpected: ... No, it hasn't warped. One of its "feet" is missing, and although the remaining three still seem firmly attached, they have somehow drifted a long way from their corners #FMS_Unexpected26
The bottom of a small square chopping board. Near the centre, touching each other, are two black circles of black padding, and a third is about half way between them and one of the corners
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One Whoo-oo! No Bra-a-a-ains @pmh1wheel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
#FMSPAD 28/9 A flat lay: Why isn't this level any more? ... #FMS_FlatLay26
Close-up on the corner of a small chopping board, which is very slightly higher off the worktop surface than the middle of its bottom edge
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One Whoo-oo! No Bra-a-a-ains @pmh1wheel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Woo, me too! I even managed to predict 2, 3 and 5 before the first letters were shown. Now I'll go back to my regular rubbish performance, I'm sure
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One Whoo-oo! No Bra-a-a-ains @pmh1wheel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
#FMSPAD 27/9 On my bedside table: This counts because I did fall asleep while in the bath #FMS_BedsideTable26
A shallow wire basket hung over the outside edge of my bath. In it is a packet of Dextro Energy sugar tablets, and clipped to its side is my insulin pump
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One Whoo-oo! No Bra-a-a-ains @pmh1wheel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Maybe they sat down without looking, and only saw it when they stood up
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One Whoo-oo! No Bra-a-a-ains @pmh1wheel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
#FMSPAD 26/9 A corner of my room: This is about half of the backed up unsorted recycling which was still in my shed this morning. One of these boxes has now been dealt with though, so now there's only 3-4 months' worth to go #FMS_Corner26
A large cardboard box overfilled with mixed recycling, a slightly smaller closed cardboard box next to it, and a closed tall but narrow box just behind them right in the corner. Also visible are the left handlebar of my bike Elvis and the front basket and handlebars of an adult tricycle
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One Whoo-oo! No Bra-a-a-ains @pmh1wheel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
#FMSPAD 25/9 In my bathroom: A different view of the wallpaper #FMS_Bathroom26
Close-up of the low profile dual flush button on the top of a toilet cistern. Reflected clearly by the button's surface is the pattern of the wall behind it; a blank on white ink pen effect depiction of many suckered octopus arms curled around each other
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One Whoo-oo! No Bra-a-a-ains @pmh1wheel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
#FMSPAD 24/9 A favourite tool: Compiling tomorrow's quiz in a spreadsheet. I've actually finished two rounds so far, which is several hours ahead of where I've been the last few times #FMS_Tool26
A spreadsheet, narrowly cropped so that only the question numbers, round titles ("1 Names" and "2 Transitions") and a couple of words for each question are visible
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One Whoo-oo! No Bra-a-a-ains @pmh1wheel.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
#FMSPAD 23/9 An open door: Put it away! #FMS_OpenDoor26
A kitchen cupboard with its door mostly open. Inside are a stand mixer and two different blenders with their various attachments
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SirFox @sirfox.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Headline: Old man yells at Claude
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One Whoo-oo! No Bra-a-a-ains @pmh1wheel.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
#FMSPAD 22/9 Everyday beauty #FMS_EverydayBeauty26
Close-up on a complicatedly folded brown leaf on the border between some fuzzy green fern-like tiny plants/moss and the stone-like rim of the plant pot they're all in
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One Whoo-oo! No Bra-a-a-ains @pmh1wheel.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
#FMSPAD 21/9 A view from my couch: Sorting recycling again. I think the backlog is down to only about 4-5 months now #FMS_FromMyCouch26
My knees, in front of various bins, boxes and recycling bags
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One Whoo-oo! No Bra-a-a-ains @pmh1wheel.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
#FMSPAD 20/9 In my pocket: Not much with these holes #FMS_Pocket26
The front pocket of my trousers, held aloft rather than being worn, with the index and little fingers of my hand poking through some rather large holes
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One Whoo-oo! No Bra-a-a-ains @pmh1wheel.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
#FMSPAD 19/9 On my bed: As happens so often, I've been usurped by a cat and his cow #FMS_OnMyBed26
Sherlock, a cream/white Maine Coon cat, lies on a gingham patterned duvet in an undignified tangle of legs and floof next to Watson, a flat square plush toy cow
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One Whoo-oo! No Bra-a-a-ains @pmh1wheel.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
#FMSPAD 18/9 Errands: Getting the bins back in while collecting prescriptions #FMS_Errands26
A black wheelie bin behind a green food waste bin, on which rests a paper prescription bag
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One Whoo-oo! No Bra-a-a-ains @pmh1wheel.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
#FMSPAD 17/9 I use this daily: because I trust my own noodle much more than any flavour of GenAI #FMS_Daily26
Me with a disc of quick cook noodles (uncooked) perched atop my head. My left eyebrow is raised while my right is lowered, as I peer over the top of my glasses
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One Whoo-oo! No Bra-a-a-ains @pmh1wheel.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
#FMSPAD 16/9 Outside today: Is this the way to Hobbiton? #FMS_Outside26
A narrow country lane with the few remaining islands of a fully metalled surface rising slightly above what is now a muddy, stony path. Close packed leafy green trees crowd the sides all the way down, and arch over to touch each other in a few places
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💜Peach💜 @pinkpeaches0214.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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DocHackenBOOOOOsh @dochackenbush.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Seriously, small businesses, stop it with the AI menu bullshit. It looks like the opposite of food #art #NoAI
Scrappy colour doodle of a horrifying AI generated hamburger, complete with eye, mouth and small tendrils, and an unnaturally seeded bun. Surrounding text reads “YOUR AI MENU IS NIGHTMARE FUEL”
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One Whoo-oo! No Bra-a-a-ains @pmh1wheel.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
And of course as soon as I posted that, I saw that they have posted this: bsky.app/profile/holm...
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One Whoo-oo! No Bra-a-a-ains @pmh1wheel.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
#FMSPAD 15/9 In the laundry: I was hoping to get the cats to cooperate, but instead it's just my stinky cycling gear #FMS_InTheLaundry26
A pair of padded cycling shorts and a black t-shirt, both turned inside-out, draped over the rim of a linen basket
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One Whoo-oo! No Bra-a-a-ains @pmh1wheel.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Oops, 12/9
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One Whoo-oo! No Bra-a-a-ains @pmh1wheel.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
#FMSPAD 14/9 Almost bedtime: Clearly the best opportunity to make a dent in the recycling sorting mountain #FMS_Bedtime26
A blue recycling bag apparently full of plastic bags, and a red one half full with cardboard
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Natacha @natacha.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
PSA
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One Whoo-oo! No Bra-a-a-ains @pmh1wheel.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Leftovers in porridge today: carrot ends, no orange juice, garlic, Greek yoghurt, sunflower seeds, frozen pumpkin, frozen fruit cake, foam starch packing peanuts, dry roasted actual peanuts, dark chocolate buttons, soya milk, pickled gherkin #ChocolateDay #PeanutDay #SnackAPickleDay
All of the ingredients mentioned in the tweet, plus the implied oats, laid out on the worktopAll of the ingredients, except the milk, yoghurt and gherkins, chopped where necessary, in the pan before cookingThe distinguished porridge in the pan; dark brown and very thick, but almost obscured by a big splodge of Greek yoghurt on the top. Six large chocolate buttons, already starting to melt, are spaced out around the edge of the yoghurt and there are also dry roasted peanuts scattered between them. Taking pride of place, perched right on top, is a pickled gherkin
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