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Full time software developer, very part time unicycle hockey player, learner Morris dancer. Gen AI avoider. Was @pmh on twitter. He/Him/Peter

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Daniel Rigal 🇪🇺 🦋 @danielrigal.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
What he says is correct but it's far too polite and easy to ignore. He needs to scream "Jesus Christ people! Don't stick your dicks in that light socket!" BBC News - AI boom could trigger market shocks, Bank of England boss warns www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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AI boom could trigger market shocks, Bank of England boss warns
Andrew Bailey says the central bank is watching the waves of cash being invested in artificial intelligence "very carefully".
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One Whoo-oo! No Bra-a-a-ains @pmh1wheel.bsky.social · 14h
#FMSPAD 30/9 A fave thing: He's doing a good job of not showing it here, but it's hard to know whether it's me or his brother who is highest in Mycroft's affection #FMS_FaveThing26
Me gazing soppily at Mycroft, a pale ginger Maine Coon cat, while not quite resting my head on his side. Mycroft is just staring somewhere off to the side with maybe a slightly worried expression
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One Whoo-oo! No Bra-a-a-ains @pmh1wheel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
#FMSPAD 29/9 Something unexpected: ... No, it hasn't warped. One of its "feet" is missing, and although the remaining three still seem firmly attached, they have somehow drifted a long way from their corners #FMS_Unexpected26
The bottom of a small square chopping board. Near the centre, touching each other, are two black circles of black padding, and a third is about half way between them and one of the corners
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One Whoo-oo! No Bra-a-a-ains @pmh1wheel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
#FMSPAD 28/9 A flat lay: Why isn't this level any more? ... #FMS_FlatLay26
Close-up on the corner of a small chopping board, which is very slightly higher off the worktop surface than the middle of its bottom edge
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One Whoo-oo! No Bra-a-a-ains @pmh1wheel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
#FMSPAD 27/9 On my bedside table: This counts because I did fall asleep while in the bath #FMS_BedsideTable26
A shallow wire basket hung over the outside edge of my bath. In it is a packet of Dextro Energy sugar tablets, and clipped to its side is my insulin pump
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One Whoo-oo! No Bra-a-a-ains @pmh1wheel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
#FMSPAD 26/9 A corner of my room: This is about half of the backed up unsorted recycling which was still in my shed this morning. One of these boxes has now been dealt with though, so now there's only 3-4 months' worth to go #FMS_Corner26
A large cardboard box overfilled with mixed recycling, a slightly smaller closed cardboard box next to it, and a closed tall but narrow box just behind them right in the corner. Also visible are the left handlebar of my bike Elvis and the front basket and handlebars of an adult tricycle
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One Whoo-oo! No Bra-a-a-ains @pmh1wheel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
#FMSPAD 25/9 In my bathroom: A different view of the wallpaper #FMS_Bathroom26
Close-up of the low profile dual flush button on the top of a toilet cistern. Reflected clearly by the button's surface is the pattern of the wall behind it; a blank on white ink pen effect depiction of many suckered octopus arms curled around each other
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One Whoo-oo! No Bra-a-a-ains @pmh1wheel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
#FMSPAD 24/9 A favourite tool: Compiling tomorrow's quiz in a spreadsheet. I've actually finished two rounds so far, which is several hours ahead of where I've been the last few times #FMS_Tool26
A spreadsheet, narrowly cropped so that only the question numbers, round titles ("1 Names" and "2 Transitions") and a couple of words for each question are visible
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One Whoo-oo! No Bra-a-a-ains @pmh1wheel.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
#FMSPAD 23/9 An open door: Put it away! #FMS_OpenDoor26
A kitchen cupboard with its door mostly open. Inside are a stand mixer and two different blenders with their various attachments
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SirFox @sirfox.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Headline: Old man yells at Claude
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One Whoo-oo! No Bra-a-a-ains @pmh1wheel.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
#FMSPAD 22/9 Everyday beauty #FMS_EverydayBeauty26
Close-up on a complicatedly folded brown leaf on the border between some fuzzy green fern-like tiny plants/moss and the stone-like rim of the plant pot they're all in
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One Whoo-oo! No Bra-a-a-ains @pmh1wheel.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
#FMSPAD 21/9 A view from my couch: Sorting recycling again. I think the backlog is down to only about 4-5 months now #FMS_FromMyCouch26
My knees, in front of various bins, boxes and recycling bags
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One Whoo-oo! No Bra-a-a-ains @pmh1wheel.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
#FMSPAD 20/9 In my pocket: Not much with these holes #FMS_Pocket26
The front pocket of my trousers, held aloft rather than being worn, with the index and little fingers of my hand poking through some rather large holes
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One Whoo-oo! No Bra-a-a-ains @pmh1wheel.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
#FMSPAD 19/9 On my bed: As happens so often, I've been usurped by a cat and his cow #FMS_OnMyBed26
Sherlock, a cream/white Maine Coon cat, lies on a gingham patterned duvet in an undignified tangle of legs and floof next to Watson, a flat square plush toy cow
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One Whoo-oo! No Bra-a-a-ains @pmh1wheel.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
#FMSPAD 18/9 Errands: Getting the bins back in while collecting prescriptions #FMS_Errands26
A black wheelie bin behind a green food waste bin, on which rests a paper prescription bag
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One Whoo-oo! No Bra-a-a-ains @pmh1wheel.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
#FMSPAD 17/9 I use this daily: because I trust my own noodle much more than any flavour of GenAI #FMS_Daily26
Me with a disc of quick cook noodles (uncooked) perched atop my head. My left eyebrow is raised while my right is lowered, as I peer over the top of my glasses
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One Whoo-oo! No Bra-a-a-ains @pmh1wheel.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
#FMSPAD 16/9 Outside today: Is this the way to Hobbiton? #FMS_Outside26
A narrow country lane with the few remaining islands of a fully metalled surface rising slightly above what is now a muddy, stony path. Close packed leafy green trees crowd the sides all the way down, and arch over to touch each other in a few places
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💜Peach💜 @pinkpeaches0214.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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DocHackenBOOOOOsh @dochackenbush.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Seriously, small businesses, stop it with the AI menu bullshit. It looks like the opposite of food #art #NoAI
Scrappy colour doodle of a horrifying AI generated hamburger, complete with eye, mouth and small tendrils, and an unnaturally seeded bun. Surrounding text reads “YOUR AI MENU IS NIGHTMARE FUEL”
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One Whoo-oo! No Bra-a-a-ains @pmh1wheel.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
#FMSPAD 15/9 In the laundry: I was hoping to get the cats to cooperate, but instead it's just my stinky cycling gear #FMS_InTheLaundry26
A pair of padded cycling shorts and a black t-shirt, both turned inside-out, draped over the rim of a linen basket
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One Whoo-oo! No Bra-a-a-ains @pmh1wheel.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
#FMSPAD 14/9 Almost bedtime: Clearly the best opportunity to make a dent in the recycling sorting mountain #FMS_Bedtime26
A blue recycling bag apparently full of plastic bags, and a red one half full with cardboard
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Natacha @natacha.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
PSA
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One Whoo-oo! No Bra-a-a-ains @pmh1wheel.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Leftovers in porridge today: carrot ends, no orange juice, garlic, Greek yoghurt, sunflower seeds, frozen pumpkin, frozen fruit cake, foam starch packing peanuts, dry roasted actual peanuts, dark chocolate buttons, soya milk, pickled gherkin #ChocolateDay #PeanutDay #SnackAPickleDay
All of the ingredients mentioned in the tweet, plus the implied oats, laid out on the worktopAll of the ingredients, except the milk, yoghurt and gherkins, chopped where necessary, in the pan before cookingThe distinguished porridge in the pan; dark brown and very thick, but almost obscured by a big splodge of Greek yoghurt on the top. Six large chocolate buttons, already starting to melt, are spaced out around the edge of the yoghurt and there are also dry roasted peanuts scattered between them. Taking pride of place, perched right on top, is a pickled gherkin
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One Whoo-oo! No Bra-a-a-ains @pmh1wheel.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
#FMSPAD 13/9 A plant I haven't killed: but only because I gave this raffle prize to someone who would appreciate it more than me #FMS_APlant26
A large and varied bunch of flowers arranged in a card vase
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One Whoo-oo! No Bra-a-a-ains @pmh1wheel.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
#FMSPAD 12/11 A favourite spot: Nothing to do with these surprising contents today, but the Praze Institute is where I go for morris practice most weeks, coffee and cake once a month, as well as various other less frequent events #FMS_FaveSpot26
Three tailor's dummies, two of them "wearing" lacy petticoats, all stored unceremoniously in the corner of a room
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One Whoo-oo! No Bra-a-a-ains @pmh1wheel.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
#FMSPAD 11/9 Behind the scenes #FMS_BTS26
A portable sound desk set up on the street with a few cables sprawling off in various directions
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One Whoo-oo! No Bra-a-a-ains @pmh1wheel.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
#FMSPAD 10/9 Something new: The blurb for Hedluv and Passman did not prepare me for this, which made it so much better #FMS_New26
A festival stage set up in Green Lane in Redruth. Standing on it are two men holding microphones. One is wearing casual black trousers and a jacket over a white t-shirt, and presumably shoes, but his feet are obscured by a monitor speaker. The other is wearing green shoes and white socks, dirty white knee pads not quite pulled up over his knees, large white briefs and something like a cricket box
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One Whoo-oo! No Bra-a-a-ains @pmh1wheel.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
#FMSPAD 9/9 My commute: I haven't gone very far at all this week during working hours #FMS_MyCommute26
The view down my loft stairs to the door at the bottom
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 07/09/2026
["The Legend of Zelda" style title "The Legend Of Going To Bed At A Reasonable Hour" above a landscape background, an orange cat and a sword, with "A Major Test Of Strength" at the bottom.]
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One Whoo-oo! No Bra-a-a-ains @pmh1wheel.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
#FMSPAD 8/9 Something old: Having held the office a couple of years ago, The Distraction was out canvassing Goblin Town residents again this time. His hat is just too passé now though to attract the novelty vote, so he didn't win #FMS_SomethingOld26
A man dressed in loose dark orange clothes, green face paint and goblin half mask. He is also wearing a fantastic hat, very nearly as tall as its wearer. It consists of an upside-down gold-coloured colander with a narrow column on top covered in multi-coloured leaves. Right at the top is a black stovepipe-like bell tower with an actual swinging little bell
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One Whoo-oo! No Bra-a-a-ains @pmh1wheel.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
#FMSPAD 7/9 In motion: Well, their owner was at stool, so this counts, right? #FMS_InMotion26
A pair of plate mail gauntlets hanging on a wall hook next to a toilet cubicle for
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One Whoo-oo! No Bra-a-a-ains @pmh1wheel.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
#FMSPAD 6/9 Something I'll eat: We had to stop for a loo break only ten minutes away from our destination, but were very hungry as well, so also availed ourselves of the services' other services rather than waiting until we got to Goblin Town #FMS_Eat26
A disposable cardboard food container holding chips with bacon bits and ketchup, and a sub sandwich with obvious lettuce and something which is just about discernable as coated in fine breadcrumbs
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One Whoo-oo! No Bra-a-a-ains @pmh1wheel.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
#FMSPAD 5/9 Out the window: Fairies can just step straight onto the balcony. This might belong in Goblin Town, but it was actually taken in Tehidy Wood the previous weekend #FMS_OutTheWindow26
The trunk of an old tree from which the crown has been lost. It is covered in ivy most of the way up on one side. At the top there is a hole in the remaining bark through which the sky is visible. Directly under that is a small bracket fungus, and there's a larger one a bit further down
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One Whoo-oo! No Bra-a-a-ains @pmh1wheel.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
#FMSPAD 4/9 On my feet: typical socks, atypical shoes, because I was only out for a very short walk today #FMS_OnMyFeet26
My feet and legs from just below the knees. I'm wearing stripey knee-length socks (rainbow on the left, uneven rainbow without green or purple on the right) and dirty black plimsolls with white soles and laces
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One Whoo-oo! No Bra-a-a-ains @pmh1wheel.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
#FMSPAD 3/9 On the floor: Our unexpected tent-mate at Goblin Town was a devil's coach horse. A splendidly named creature for such an event #FMS_OnTheFloor26
A black beetle with a big square head, raising its abdomen in threat, standing on a very pale brown groundsheet
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One Whoo-oo! No Bra-a-a-ains @pmh1wheel.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
#FMSPAD 2/9 On the table: Planning which direction to take #FMS_AtTheTable26
A tree stump with a cross and the cardinal compass points carved into its flat top. The sides of the stump are covered in bright green moss
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One Whoo-oo! No Bra-a-a-ains @pmh1wheel.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
#FMSPAD 1/9 In the mirror: Preparing to face the day at Goblin Town #FMS_Mirror26
Me in the mirror of a campsite toilet block. I'm wearing a white pirate shirt tied with a black lace, a dark green patchwork jacket, dark and light green stripey scarf, and a light green felt hat whose point is actually the thick felt stalk of a large pink felt flower which droops down to the right. Above the mirror is a sign reading, "Now Wash Your Hands"
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One Whoo-oo! No Bra-a-a-ains @pmh1wheel.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
#FMSPAD 28/8 Shapes in colour: Fairy rainbow bubbles at Goblin Town yesterday #FMS_ShapesInColour26
A woman wearing a brown dress of overlapping leaf shapes, a hat made to look like a large acorn cup, and yellow fairy wings. She is smiling broadly as she creates large soap bubbles in the air with a loop of string held in the end of two long sticks she is holding. The bright sunlight is reflected in rainbow swirls in the bubbles
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DocHackenBOOOOOsh @dochackenbush.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Gen AI can eat my farts. #art #NoAI
Graphic line illustration of a human butt farting in a robots face. Text: I SUPPORT THE HUMAN ARTS. GEN AI CAN EAT MY FARTS.
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One Whoo-oo! No Bra-a-a-ains @pmh1wheel.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
#FMSPAD 31/8 Neutral tones: Didn't take long to repopulate my wrist #FMS_NeutralTones26
Two festival waistbands around my wrist; Cornwall Folk Festival (pale grey) and Geek Expo (dull gold)
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One Whoo-oo! No Bra-a-a-ains @pmh1wheel.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
#FMSPAD 30/8 One colour: Green, of course #FMS_OneColour26
A narrow country road winding through very green tall trees
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One Whoo-oo! No Bra-a-a-ains @pmh1wheel.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
#FMSPAD 27/8 A colourful outfit: Team Toyoda, I think #FMS_ColourfulOutfit26
11 unicycle riders (a few others are out of frame) in the middle of a typically Japanese freestyle move; they are lined up in an almost perfect grid and all leaning in the same direction with their hands above their heads. Most are women dressed in black and purple dresses which are spreading out slightly because of the turning motion of the riders. The only man in the group is in the background in this shot, wearing a slightly less flamboyant sparkly black outfit
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One Whoo-oo! No Bra-a-a-ains @pmh1wheel.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
#FMSPAD 29/8 A colourful corner: No repairs needed to my costume yesterday, but maybe I could have used the glue to make the floor much less slippery to dance on #FMS_ColourfulCorner26
The Cosplay Repair Station at Geek Expo; a blue table with sewing supplies, gaffer tape, plastic cable ties, hot glue gun, and various other useful implements and materials
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One Whoo-oo! No Bra-a-a-ains @pmh1wheel.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
#FMSPAD 26/8 Colour in nature: A bit of orange added to the Tehidy Oak at today's chilled dance out/picnic to remember Nicky on what should have been her birthday #FMS_ColourInNature26
The bottom half of an old twisted oak tree, around which is loosely wound some orange crepe paper tape. There are also some orange bunting and paper fans hung up nearby
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One Whoo-oo! No Bra-a-a-ains @pmh1wheel.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
#FMSPAD 25/8 Rainbow: Fancy ribbons with their own blur effect. No, it wasn't my poor photography, how dare you? #FMS_Rainbow26
Ribbons of various colours hanging up at a trade stall, some of which are multicoloured with repeated rainbow spectra along their length. Nothing in the picture is in clear focus
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One Whoo-oo! No Bra-a-a-ains @pmh1wheel.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
#FMSPAD 23/8 A colourful pattern: I had to redo my makeup when it looked like this after just the first of our two dance sets today #FMS_ColourfulPattern26
Me in slight disarray: I'm wearing my morris tatters over a black t-shirt, but have taken my hat and mask off, revealing the rather piebald remains of my black eye makeup. It's still more or less intact around my left eye, but there's a big gap next to my left eye and the middle of my forehead, my nose is mostly clean, and there are black traces running down my cheeks and the front of my neck
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 28/08/2026
3 panel cartoon saying
Billionaires, dictators and oil companies not caring about the planet..
aren't a reason to give up recycling,
They're a reason to give up Billionaires, dictators and oil companies
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One Whoo-oo! No Bra-a-a-ains @pmh1wheel.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
#FMSPAD 24/8 Two colours: I have finally taken my wristband off #FMS_TwoColours26
A festival wristband with frayed ends laid out above the prised open metal clip which had been securing it to my wrist for the last month. It is orange at one end and blue at the other, and printed with the Unicon 22 logo and "Steyr, Austria. 2026"
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James Ball @jamesrball.com · 27/08/2026
Well, he's always been a Cnut
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Just think, in all the billions of years for which the universe has existed and all the uncountable years it will continue to exist, our infinitesimal existences overlapped with Dolly Parton's.
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