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plurbles.bsky.social

@plurbles.bsky.social
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22, Kidney merchant, only slightly radioactive, priestess of Gigalobster, casual bone enthusiast

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plurbles.bsky.social @plurbles.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Mechanically my biggest problem with batman ak is the way the game rips away camera control in combat. Trying to aim a gadget? Fuck you someone’s charging and you’re now targeting 90° over. Trying to stun a heavy for a beatdown? You’re now stunning the guy next to him because a ninja jumped at you
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plurbles.bsky.social @plurbles.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If I may be a perv for a sec Fuck I love seeing a woman who’s belly jiggles when she walks wearing a crop top it always makes my day better (at least for like three seconds before I feel self-conscious about being a creep)
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plurbles.bsky.social @plurbles.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Grok, show me the woman I ran over and buried in a shallow grave by the freeway in ‘09 telling me it’s not my fault I lost unsupervised visitation time with the kids
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plurbles.bsky.social @plurbles.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Because I’m normal I did some quick web searching and back of the napkin math and found out that it would take roughly 500million-2billion ejaculations to fill an Olympic swimming pool
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plurbles.bsky.social @plurbles.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
With the rise in popularity of people being horny for armpits I hope someone’s drawn someone getting armpit-pregnant
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plurbles.bsky.social @plurbles.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
One of my favorite parts of being home alone is getting to yell angrily when the internet is slow while I’m trying to get assignments done
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Squidrot @squiddied.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
spent 9 hours animating this creature
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❄Will❄ @willeternal.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Nature is so beautiful
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plurbles.bsky.social @plurbles.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I hope in some vore fic there’s the sentence “I like my women like I like my coffee: swallowed warm and absorbed in my belly”
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Elcee Rod 🦔🇵🇷 @elcee-rod.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
“Yogurt, these edibles ain’t… shit”
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Mare @notherpuppet.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
//rant Nonblack people: u have to be careful about WHAT you call out as antiblackness. An individual’s discomfort is not indicative of an entire group of people. I’m in dismay about seeing ppl say ‘maybe i’m too woke’ when maybe they’re not being woke enough lmao 🫠
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Evan Greer @evangreer.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
there is no such thing as "age verification." All "age verification" is actually "identity verification." You can coat it in glitter and "privacy-preserving" wrapping paper. But in the end, mandating age verification means mandating surveillance be built into software and hardware. Period.
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plurbles.bsky.social @plurbles.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Me when I gotta poopy
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plurbles.bsky.social @plurbles.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
My goal on here is to get as many followers as possible with zero interactions on my posts and so far I’m doing stellar
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plurbles.bsky.social @plurbles.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I hate the word “deserve” so goddamn much
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plurbles.bsky.social @plurbles.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Would it be more or less socially acceptable if I said something stupid while sober or got drunk specifically so I would have an excuse to say something stupid?
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plurbles.bsky.social @plurbles.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I hate myself but at least I can almost feel slightly better when I give blood or smth
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Capy Diem🔞 @capydiem.blog · 06/07/2026
sigh sigh it's frustrating to barely be capable of holding a conversation when it's just me and another person, but the second someone else joins the conversation I'm immediately the third wheel until the end of the interaction.
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Phantom Dame @phantomdame.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Thank you for coming to my TedTalk…
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 02/07/2026
hey is the word “eliminate” good when they’re talking about You. just wondering
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Capy Diem🔞 @capydiem.blog · 29/06/2026
I know this is rich coming from me but like Some people seem to only be capable of producing spite and contempt, and I think to myself, is this a bit? Like, is this part of their kink? It must be, right? Nobody is so intensely miserable all the time
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Melissa Gira Grant @melissagiragrant.com · 24/06/2026
also not lost on me that as democratic socialists are winning some elections, a new red scare targeting anarchists, antifascists, and their allies is digging in hard, and today handed down 30, 50, and 100 year prison sentences to activists and organizers
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xXacidnekoXx @xxacidnekoxx.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
ahahaha
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plurbles.bsky.social @plurbles.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Any hot 6’5” women over 30 accepting harem applications
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stolas’s fuckass hat 🎩🍉 spoilers!! @hellamews.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
these two together would've killed that skit & won a tony for it too
an edited screenshot from short 12 - imp training video where moxxie is acting as the client and stolas is the receptionist, rather than loona as the receptionist & millie playing the client.
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plurbles.bsky.social @plurbles.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Ok so like am I being the annoying too woke family member or is it weird that a 3yo is yelling “I don’t like girls girls are stupid”? Like it seems like whatever the parents are exposing their child to that this would be a statement made by the child shouldn’t be around the child
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plurbles.bsky.social @plurbles.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Idk what my internet activity is that I’m getting weight loss ads
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Discordia Comic Shop @discordiacomicshop.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
We lost Jonathan Joss exactly One Year ago today. A neighbor burned his house, killed his dogs and shot him in the street for being Gay. Never forget Jonathan Joss. #KingOfTheHill #JohnRedcorn
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plurbles.bsky.social @plurbles.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
I find it both endearing and awful that there’s a part of my brain that would turn up my nose for $50 if the job was bad but I’d walk barefoot through hell for a loaf of bread and a bag of potatoes
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Hell-a Bambust 🏳️‍⚧️ (alleged transsexual)(spooky) @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
“Why doesn’t Batman just fund Gotham welfare programs instead of beating up the poor” Because Gotham has • corpse of an elder god • living elder god • Is built onto a cursed Native burial ground • portal to hell that’s a little open • portal to the afterlife that’s a little open • over 100 gangs
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plurbles.bsky.social @plurbles.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I love seeing my friends engage with each other on things but not with me when I try to talk about something it makes me feel so good hahahhaha
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plurbles.bsky.social @plurbles.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Am I old and out of the loop or are people obtuse about why we’re supposed to hate this week’s pariah? Usually I see at least one answer about what happened but lately it’s just felt like “we hate this person” and people just “nuh uh” “yuh huh” at each other without saying what the reason is
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plurbles.bsky.social @plurbles.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
I think we don’t give enough credit to Bezos for (as far as I know) being normal evil and not super depressing evil. Like yeah he oppresses the working class but he at least (as far as i know) doesn’t rape children or try to incite genocide
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plurbles.bsky.social @plurbles.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
How much do people believe what they say vs their words basically just being war banners waved to show allegiance
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plurbles.bsky.social @plurbles.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Just fuckin once I wanna see “communism is evil” or “capitalism is evil” types actually discuss policy or resources rather than vibes and semantics
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plurbles.bsky.social @plurbles.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Do I have to go to a graduation ceremony? Can’t I just my diploma in the mail and be done?
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Leaf~ @leaftilde.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Okay as much as the prospect of involuntary confinement to a mental hospital is one of my greatest fears, getting sent to the Clinic for Gender Rehabilitation and forced to transition as a medical procedure for my own good while also being not my fault could fix like 90% of what's wrong with me.
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plurbles.bsky.social @plurbles.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
The irony of livestock going from “you eat this thing we can’t eat and don’t have to grow ourselves to fill in nutritional gaps we can’t fill with plants” to “we grow more food than we would need you to eat rather than growing diverse foods that fill nutritional gaps” seems lost on too many people
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plurbles.bsky.social @plurbles.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Nothing makes me realize how monotone my voice is more than trying to say a sentence in mandarin
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plurbles.bsky.social @plurbles.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Idrk how well that venus guard thing would actually work but I find it funny that people talk so much about “what if he doesn’t stop from the pain” and debate on that rather than the fact that it doesn’t matter how high your pain tolerance is if you’re bleeding out from your dick
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plurbles.bsky.social @plurbles.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
I should eat. Like, I’m not gonna cuz food isn’t within arm’s reach but I should
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plurbles.bsky.social @plurbles.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Carb estrogen or lipid testosterone today? #jofart
Estrogen molecule with hydroxide groups on most carbons, A gobbo with a cookie and a testosterone molecule with a lipid bonded where it would probably be unstable if I’m being honest
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plurbles.bsky.social @plurbles.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
I think it’s kinda disappointing how a) people will pop over from twitter for like a month before fucking off again and b) that bsky keeps making itself worse presumably in a failing attempt to keep the people who keep fucking off
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plurbles.bsky.social @plurbles.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
I love that talking about genuine issues is immediately turned into talking points that turn into social cues that make it completely impossible to actually talk about anything without every sentence triggering a litany of associations of identity and opinions it’s my favorite
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plurbles.bsky.social @plurbles.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
“When you think of the people you love include yourself” myself is my asshole roommate I tolerate being around me cuz they help with rent and chores
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plurbles.bsky.social @plurbles.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
“No need to scream if you ain’t got a mouth” -the guy who’s 40% mouth
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plurbles.bsky.social @plurbles.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Chat I think I don’t know how acceptance works. I keep saying I need to accept that I feel no human connection and there’s nothing I can do about it but no matter how much I say it part of my mind still rails against it
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ari 💦🔞🏳️‍🌈 @cryfvck.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
gonna be so real here: i wish u guys cared about the fact the government just gutted the voting rights act as much as u care about freaking out over shitty videos from ten years ago.
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plurbles.bsky.social @plurbles.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
I think it’s funny the way men would joke about the “japan’s porn industry is in need of male pornstars” thing like they’d actually enjoy it. Yeah sex with hot woman but let’s see if you feel the same way at the end of a 5 hour shoot
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