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A.F.

@plumptardigrade.bsky.social
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Grumpy swamp hobbit trying to live her best introvert life. Teacher, librarian, writer. T1D 36 years 💪🏻, spicy brained, follower of Christ.

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explore.org @explore.org · 10/10/2026
Gully's wide load!
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A.F. @plumptardigrade.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Overcast, rainy, coolish all day? While I write 3 essays for a teacher PD class?? Yes, please!
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BitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
O coffee, u r my only fren
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A.F. @plumptardigrade.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Today and yesterday have possessed a level of nonsense I was not expecting, so I would like to politely ask tomorrow, Wednesday, to take a deep breath and a chill pill.
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 02/10/2026
These are your words of the week nor’easter protein magnetic field coffee ghost www.merriam-webster.com/wordplay/the...
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The Words of the Week - Oct. 2
Dictionary lookups from space, storms, and store shelves
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A.F. @plumptardigrade.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Bless the people in South Carolina that apparently did not learn how to color in the lines, because they certainly cannot park inside the lines.
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A.F. @plumptardigrade.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
He's maintaining his mercurial nature. 🤣
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A.F. @plumptardigrade.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Midterm exams. Unit writing assignments. Full day of school. Then a 20 minute break after dismissal before parent-teacher conferences begin...and go until 7pm. Then while there is no school tomorrow, teachers must report back before 8am. Very few of us even live in the town. #edusky
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Auggie Salazar: I Didn't Sign Up For This
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Open Research, University of Aberdeen @openresearchuoa.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's the official start of Spooky Season, so it is once again time for our annual 'Carve your PhD' pumpkin (or neep) carving contest for PGRs. Using the medium of the pumpkin, express the main idea of your thesis. Get creative! Have fun! Full details at abdn.site/phD
"Could you explain your thesis, only using this?" — brown serif text above a single hand holding a small round orange pumpkin against a pale wall
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A.F. @plumptardigrade.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
But! At least I have coffee. Because yesterday I ran out...and it was not good.
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A.F. @plumptardigrade.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Send prayers and good thoughts: Tackling adverbial clauses with my freshman. #edusky #teacher #highschoolenglish
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A.F. @plumptardigrade.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Something they never talk about in education: When a model student that you've formed an amazing rapport with disappointments you in a huge, serious way. #edusky
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A.F. @plumptardigrade.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Oh nooooo 🤦🏻‍♀️💀
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A.F. @plumptardigrade.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
THIS. When I had to discuss readers critical theory in my undergrad, I railed against it, because it removes the author's agency and intentions.
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A.F. @plumptardigrade.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Today is the Autumnal Equinox, which means it's the first day of Fall, and though weather will be the usual hot mess in South Carolina...
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Woman in Leggings Playing with Autumn Leaves
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A.F. @plumptardigrade.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I work with a teacher who's actual last name is Boob. 🤣
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A.F. @plumptardigrade.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Texting my sister while trying to multitask as an English teacher 🤦🏻‍♀️🤣💀
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A.F. @plumptardigrade.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I've got 67 tests and 60 essays to grade, lesson planning, and a meeting to prep for...all tomorrow. On top of the usual *get-ready-for-a-week-of-teaching-teenagers*. #edusky
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Kenneth Parcell Overwhelmed and Happy Crying
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A.F. @plumptardigrade.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I can't help it, every time I see a photo of one of these, I think of the characters from the Fifth Element:
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The Fifth Element This Is Really Amazing
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Coral City Camera @coralcitycamera.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Please accept a nuzzle from a manatee muzzle (We’re not worthy! We’re not worthy!!) 🥹〰️🐮🐮〰️ #manatee #manateesofcoralcity #nuzzle #muzzle #coralcitycamera
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 17/09/2026
She's a 10, but she corrects people's grammar.
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explore.org @explore.org · 16/09/2026
Chunk + Katmai = Perfection.
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A.F. @plumptardigrade.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Before I was a teacher, I was a librarian, and most days I ask myself why I willingly made the switch into this broken education system. Especially on days where all I want to do is order fun Autumn and Halloween picture books for story time. #edusky #librarian #picturebooks
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A.F. @plumptardigrade.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Once again, I'm asking about the return policy on Mondays.
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explore.org @explore.org · 13/09/2026
Fat Bear Booty - can anyone identify?
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explore.org @explore.org · 12/09/2026
Our little white bear is back! Nicknames?
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A.F. @plumptardigrade.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Pudge 😍
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A.F. @plumptardigrade.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Likewise here, although I was fortunate enough to attend a college that stressed diversified reading lists. I'm a firm believer in the more widely read someone is, the stronger their writing.
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A.F. @plumptardigrade.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
And after Narnia, LOTR, Prydain, etc, this was also drilled into me as a child!
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A.F. @plumptardigrade.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
As I live in the rural southeast, I definitely encounter that! But oh wow, village in place of city...😳
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A.F. @plumptardigrade.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I just want ANY explanation for why only 8 of the 23 students in one of my classes turned in their unit essays, after I gave them all 2 extra days, did individual writing conferences, and gave them entire class periods to write. #edusky #teacher
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Jake Peralta Sings 'Tell Me Why' on Brooklyn Nine-Nine
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A.F. @plumptardigrade.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I would say I'm surprised that these basic vocabulary words are not comprehended...but I teach high school English. 😭😭😩 #edusky
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A.F. @plumptardigrade.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
As someone who depends on insulin everyday, I'm always happy to read more about its discovery. 🤓 #type1diabetic
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Buckinghamshire Archives @bucksarchives.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Apparently we've got a very rare and expensive cask of amontillado in our collection, whatever that is. We're going to try find it and will report back.
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explore.org @explore.org · 07/09/2026
Katmai morning.
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A.F. @plumptardigrade.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
If you're a writer approaching the time when you'll need an editor, please read this thread. #writesky
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A.F. @plumptardigrade.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Grabbed a coffee on the way to hospital from my regular shop, and the barista says: "You teach history, right? Or art?" Yesterday a student told me I should teach history or science. I teach English within context, because knowledge does not exist in a vacuum. #edusky
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TeamFoldscope @teamfoldscope.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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A.F. @plumptardigrade.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Getting up at 4am to make it to the hospital for an MRI before teaching a full day at school, while still fighting my sinuses...
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Pepe The Frog: Coffee & Fire
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A.F. @plumptardigrade.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Student came into 3rd block today & said: "Ms. F? I brought you an emotional support pickle because I thought you'd like it." 🥹🥹 #edusky #teacher #highschool
A small, bright green, plushie pickle with a cute smiley face rests on top of a computer keyboard.
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A.F. @plumptardigrade.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
As an immunocompromised person, thank you so much!!!
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A.F. @plumptardigrade.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Nothing quite like having a random low blood sugar wake you up from a deep sleep.
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explore.org @explore.org · 28/08/2026
Throwback: that time a powerful current swept Ben down river and right past an unfazed King Otis.
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A.F. @plumptardigrade.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Or, about 30 seconds after leaving your home??
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A.F. @plumptardigrade.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Welp. Sinus infection on top of the strep throat.
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ALF is Sick in Bed
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A.F. @plumptardigrade.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
We are in the 4th full week of school, and I am SO proud of my students for actually doing their work while I'm out sick (the majority of them). #edusky #teacher
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A.F. @plumptardigrade.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Long story short, went to urgent care after school yesterday, and found out I have strep throat, not a sinus infection. 🤦🏻‍♀️
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A.F. @plumptardigrade.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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Dory's Squishy Face Reaction
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A.F. @plumptardigrade.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Haven't had strep throat since I had my tonsils out 15+ years ago. Weirdly, throat doesn't hurt. But my ears? Ouch. Multiple teachers at my school are out with strep throat because the HIGH SCHOOLERS WON'T WASH ThEIR HANDS. And my kiddos wonder why I have a bottle of hand sanitizer at my door.
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A.F. @plumptardigrade.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Teachers and kids dropping like flies due to sinus infections and strep throat at my school. I am battling my mutinying sinuses as well. Argh. #edusky
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