A.F. @plumptardigrade.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Today and yesterday have possessed a level of nonsense I was not expecting, so I would like to politely ask tomorrow, Wednesday, to take a deep breath and a chill pill. 000
Reposted by A.F.Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 02/10/2026These are your words of the week nor’easter protein magnetic field coffee ghost www.merriam-webster.com/wordplay/the...merriam-webster.comThe Words of the Week - Oct. 2Dictionary lookups from space, storms, and store shelves 725334
A.F. @plumptardigrade.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Bless the people in South Carolina that apparently did not learn how to color in the lines, because they certainly cannot park inside the lines. 000
A.F. @plumptardigrade.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Midterm exams. Unit writing assignments. Full day of school. Then a 20 minute break after dismissal before parent-teacher conferences begin...and go until 7pm. Then while there is no school tomorrow, teachers must report back before 8am. Very few of us even live in the town. #eduskystatic.klipy.comAuggie Salazar: I Didn't Sign Up For ThisALT: Auggie Salazar: I Didn't Sign Up For This 000
Reposted by A.F.Open Research, University of Aberdeen @openresearchuoa.bsky.social · 01/10/2026It's the official start of Spooky Season, so it is once again time for our annual 'Carve your PhD' pumpkin (or neep) carving contest for PGRs. Using the medium of the pumpkin, express the main idea of your thesis. Get creative! Have fun! Full details at abdn.site/phD 0102
A.F. @plumptardigrade.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Send prayers and good thoughts: Tackling adverbial clauses with my freshman. #edusky #teacher #highschoolenglish 101
A.F. @plumptardigrade.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Something they never talk about in education: When a model student that you've formed an amazing rapport with disappointments you in a huge, serious way. #edusky 000
A.F. @plumptardigrade.bsky.social · 23/09/2026THIS. When I had to discuss readers critical theory in my undergrad, I railed against it, because it removes the author's agency and intentions. 110
A.F. @plumptardigrade.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Today is the Autumnal Equinox, which means it's the first day of Fall, and though weather will be the usual hot mess in South Carolina...static.klipy.comWoman in Leggings Playing with Autumn LeavesALT: Woman in Leggings Playing with Autumn Leaves 000
A.F. @plumptardigrade.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I've got 67 tests and 60 essays to grade, lesson planning, and a meeting to prep for...all tomorrow. On top of the usual *get-ready-for-a-week-of-teaching-teenagers*. #eduskystatic.klipy.comKenneth Parcell Overwhelmed and Happy CryingALT: Kenneth Parcell Overwhelmed and Happy Crying 000
Reposted by A.F.Coral City Camera @coralcitycamera.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Please accept a nuzzle from a manatee muzzle (We’re not worthy! We’re not worthy!!) 🥹〰️🐮🐮〰️ #manatee #manateesofcoralcity #nuzzle #muzzle #coralcitycamera 211212241
Reposted by A.F.Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 17/09/2026She's a 10, but she corrects people's grammar. 5556158
A.F. @plumptardigrade.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Before I was a teacher, I was a librarian, and most days I ask myself why I willingly made the switch into this broken education system. Especially on days where all I want to do is order fun Autumn and Halloween picture books for story time. #edusky #librarian #picturebooks 031
A.F. @plumptardigrade.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Once again, I'm asking about the return policy on Mondays. 000
Reposted by A.F.explore.org @explore.org · 12/09/2026Our little white bear is back! Nicknames? 3722648
A.F. @plumptardigrade.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I just want ANY explanation for why only 8 of the 23 students in one of my classes turned in their unit essays, after I gave them all 2 extra days, did individual writing conferences, and gave them entire class periods to write. #edusky #teacherstatic.klipy.comJake Peralta Sings 'Tell Me Why' on Brooklyn Nine-NineALT: Jake Peralta Sings 'Tell Me Why' on Brooklyn Nine-Nine 010
A.F. @plumptardigrade.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I would say I'm surprised that these basic vocabulary words are not comprehended...but I teach high school English. 😭😭😩 #edusky 121
A.F. @plumptardigrade.bsky.social · 08/09/2026As someone who depends on insulin everyday, I'm always happy to read more about its discovery. 🤓 #type1diabetic 011
Reposted by A.F.Buckinghamshire Archives @bucksarchives.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Apparently we've got a very rare and expensive cask of amontillado in our collection, whatever that is. We're going to try find it and will report back. 1842171
A.F. @plumptardigrade.bsky.social · 06/09/2026If you're a writer approaching the time when you'll need an editor, please read this thread. #writesky 010
A.F. @plumptardigrade.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Grabbed a coffee on the way to hospital from my regular shop, and the barista says: "You teach history, right? Or art?" Yesterday a student told me I should teach history or science. I teach English within context, because knowledge does not exist in a vacuum. #edusky 010
Reposted by A.F.TeamFoldscope @teamfoldscope.bsky.social · 03/09/2026If the Foldscope 2.0 Explorer Kit has been on your wish list, now’s the time to grab one! 🔬 For a limited time, get FREE SHIPPING and start exploring at 50X, 140X & 340X magnification. Shop at foldscope.com! 48 contiguous U.S. states only. AK, HI & U.S. territories excluded. 021
A.F. @plumptardigrade.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Getting up at 4am to make it to the hospital for an MRI before teaching a full day at school, while still fighting my sinuses...static.klipy.comPepe The Frog: Coffee & FireALT: Pepe The Frog: Coffee & Fire 000
A.F. @plumptardigrade.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Student came into 3rd block today & said: "Ms. F? I brought you an emotional support pickle because I thought you'd like it." 🥹🥹 #edusky #teacher #highschool 030
A.F. @plumptardigrade.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Nothing quite like having a random low blood sugar wake you up from a deep sleep.static.klipy.comCoolALT: Cool 010
Reposted by A.F.explore.org @explore.org · 28/08/2026Throwback: that time a powerful current swept Ben down river and right past an unfazed King Otis. 515931
A.F. @plumptardigrade.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Welp. Sinus infection on top of the strep throat.static.klipy.comALF is Sick in BedALT: ALF is Sick in Bed 000
A.F. @plumptardigrade.bsky.social · 27/08/2026We are in the 4th full week of school, and I am SO proud of my students for actually doing their work while I'm out sick (the majority of them). #edusky #teacher 000
A.F. @plumptardigrade.bsky.social · 27/08/2026static.klipy.comDory's Squishy Face ReactionALT: Dory's Squishy Face Reaction 010
A.F. @plumptardigrade.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Haven't had strep throat since I had my tonsils out 15+ years ago. Weirdly, throat doesn't hurt. But my ears? Ouch. Multiple teachers at my school are out with strep throat because the HIGH SCHOOLERS WON'T WASH ThEIR HANDS. And my kiddos wonder why I have a bottle of hand sanitizer at my door. 100
A.F. @plumptardigrade.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Teachers and kids dropping like flies due to sinus infections and strep throat at my school. I am battling my mutinying sinuses as well. Argh. #edusky 000
A.F. @plumptardigrade.bsky.social · 25/08/2026When a Starbucks barista is nicer to you than your school admin, and you end up bursting into tears in the drive thru...it might be time to look for another school/district. #edusky 010
A.F. @plumptardigrade.bsky.social · 20/08/2026The amount of physical pain I'm in would put most people in bed, but I'm taking a shower and going to teach apathetic and disruptive teenagers how to form well-written arguments (or hoping to). It's Thursday. #edusky #teacher 010
A.F. @plumptardigrade.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Welp. Ortho surgeon said I "failed my rotator cuff test". MRI impending because the schedule was backed up today, but at least the X-rays showed good bones.static.klipy.comPudgy Penguin: I'm OK! This is Fine MemeALT: Pudgy Penguin: I'm OK! This is Fine Meme 000
A.F. @plumptardigrade.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Headed to the Ortho surgeon this morning for my shoulder. Here's hoping my students survive another day with a substitute, because after looking at their work from yesterday...oof. #edusky #teacherstatic.klipy.comSue Zen Chew: You Didn't Do AnythingALT: Sue Zen Chew: You Didn't Do Anything 000
Reposted by A.F.Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 17/08/2026My latest books cartoon for @theguardian.com 212156730
A.F. @plumptardigrade.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Me: *places Walmart grocery order* Walmart: "Yeah...we don't have that in stock." Also me: *finds TWELVE of said item on the shelf, where it's supposed to be, when I go to pick up my order* If my local grocery stores were open later I would gladly go there instead, because arghhhhh. 000
Reposted by A.F.American Museum of Natural History @amnh.org · 12/08/2026Meet one of the world’s smallest reptiles: the Nosy Hara leaf chameleon. Scientifically described in 2012, adults grow to be about 1 in (2.5 cm) long & juveniles can fit on the head of a match. Photo: Frank Glaw, Jörn Köhler, Ted M. Townsend, Miguel Vences. PLoS ONE, CC BY 2.5, Wikimedia Commons 010929
Reposted by A.F.JackitK @jackitk.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Hey. Be sure to opt-out of AI Training on Twitch if you haven't already. It's tucked away under the Settings. Even if you don't stream it's a good way to show you're not interested in them using such a feature. 22720
A.F. @plumptardigrade.bsky.social · 15/08/2026My right shoulder most likely has a torn rotator cuff, and I am *extremely* right handed. Headed to the Dr on Monday.static.klipy.comEmbarrassed Boy Says 'I'm Fine'ALT: Embarrassed Boy Says 'I'm Fine' 000
Reposted by A.F.Dr. Black's Medieval Remedies @winstonblack.bsky.social · 14/08/2026My god, what an image. Dead kings in a plastic box, carried off as the world burns. 11287922729
A.F. @plumptardigrade.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Today at school: MacBook crashed, Promethean board crashed, Internet spotty, HS students having toddler meltdowns, running my injured shoulder into a wall, and so much more. But. Having that one student finally became engaged is worth it all. #edusky 230