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SarcastiCanadian

@Plumbert.thecanadian.social.ap.brid.gy
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Proud provider of SaaS (Sarcasm as a Service). Often sweary. #elbowsup :mfv: :TheCDN4: Profile pic: Multicoloured line drawing of a face with a beard and glasses […] 🌉 bridged from ⁂ thecanadian.social/@Plumbert, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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Prof. Sam Lawler @sundogplanets.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 28/10/2026
My kids are arguing with each other, but they're arguing in French!! I'm so weirdly proud about this. (I do not speak French at all, thank you French immersion public education!)
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SarcastiCanadian @plumbert.thecanadian.social.ap.brid.gy · 25/10/2026
@JonChevreau I mean, this is the first time in a while a party named "Conservative" has won. Christy Clark's government was conservative in everything but name.
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SarcastiCanadian @plumbert.thecanadian.social.ap.brid.gy · 24/10/2026
Old Man (Geraldo) Rivera #TVTalkShowASong #hashtaggames
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SarcastiCanadian @plumbert.thecanadian.social.ap.brid.gy · 24/10/2026
Good Night Irene Good Morning America #TVTalkShowASong #hashtaggames
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SarcastiCanadian @plumbert.thecanadian.social.ap.brid.gy · 24/10/2026
Anything by the (David) Lettermen #TVTalkShowASong #hashtaggames
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SarcastiCanadian @plumbert.thecanadian.social.ap.brid.gy · 24/10/2026
A Night at the Oprah #TVTalkShowASong #hashtaggames
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Ambivalent Dictator For Life @pikesley.mastodon.me.uk.ap.brid.gy · 22/06/2026
How can we miss you if you won't go away?
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Reginald @raganwald.social.bau-ha.us.ap.brid.gy · 22/10/2026
A society is strong when its elders plant trees, knowing they will not live to enjoy the shade. A society is weak when its elders eat its seed corn, knowing that they will not live to see the coming famine.
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quaff @quaff.thecanadian.social.ap.brid.gy · 22/10/2026
@TheBeaverton is so good. www.thebeaverton.com/2026/10/report… #Satire #CanadianSatire
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SarcastiCanadian @plumbert.thecanadian.social.ap.brid.gy · 22/10/2026
@avian the 4 thing is a different problem that was exposed this week. A number of certificates for intermediate certificate authorities for a CA called eMudhra were published with extremely weak private keys. One of the keys was a single digit: 4 […]
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SarcastiCanadian @plumbert.thecanadian.social.ap.brid.gy · 21/10/2026
Private key = 4 That seems terrible. What are the chances those keys were generated by "Skippy, your AI for managing all your CA administration!"
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Anthropy @anthropy.mastodon.derg.nz.ap.brid.gy · 08/02/2025
I really want people to necroboost more, and I'm not even joking. Just because a post is from 2, 5 or 10+ years ago, doesn't make it irrelevant, in fact, if anything it is delightful to see how it holds up in the new context, and if it became more true for example. Good posts can come from […]
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Bentley ****TALK CLIMATE**** @bigclimate.bsky.social · 19/10/2026
Regardless of outcome we need a full postmortem on all the failures with an unblinking focus on every attempt to sway this #Referendum, both foreign & domestic. All Canadians & ESPECIALLY all Albertans deserve to know WHAT was attempted by WHOM & WHY #NoToTheNine #CanadaForever #abpoli #cdnpoli
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Batman Reading Files - Caped Crusader
Alt: Batman Reading Files - Caped Crusader
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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 20/10/2026
A Canadian parliamentary petition calls for removal of US Ambassador Pete Hoekstra, often referred to as "Hoekkkstra" has 279,306 signatures and counting. The petition calls for Hoekstra to be declared persona non grata over US interference in Canada. www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...
This image shows House of Commons E-Petition e-7531, which calls on the Government of Canada to address the conduct of U.S. Ambassador Pete Hoekstra.
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SarcastiCanadian @plumbert.thecanadian.social.ap.brid.gy · 19/10/2026
@sundogplanets Good morning!
A back yard in autumn with several trees.  Most of the leaves have fallen, and the ones that remain are yellow.  In the background, steps lead down to a river.  The sky is blue, the sun is shining, the day looks welcoming.
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SarcastiCanadian @plumbert.thecanadian.social.ap.brid.gy · 18/10/2026
@timtfj @futurebird I understand. Was closing the loop (at least in my own brain).
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SarcastiCanadian @plumbert.thecanadian.social.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2026
@futurebird Just because I am paranoid, it doesn't mean they AREN'T out to get me.
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SarcastiCanadian @plumbert.thecanadian.social.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2026
@chadbourn.bsky.social JFC.
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Robert Kingett @weirdwriter.caneandable.social.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2026
Hey modern luddites, you know the luddites did not hate technology right? So why are you saying you hate all technology, even things such as RSS and email and communication based things. I am an actual luddite because I do not hate technology. #Luddite #Tech #Technology
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SarcastiCanadian @plumbert.thecanadian.social.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2026
So, 0.5 Scaramuccis....
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SarcastiCanadian @plumbert.thecanadian.social.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2026
Grumpy Old Men #Readymade #GrouchyMovies #hashtaggames
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Ray*mond Li*terally @madbarrister.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2026
The Incredible Sulk #GrouchyMovies #HashTagGames
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SarcastiCanadian @plumbert.thecanadian.social.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2026
thetyee.ca/Analysis/2026/06/26/Buil… The techbros who created this refer to it as an AI MP, but it is more accurate to call it an AI Lobbying Tool. Either way, somewhat horrifying. It opposes legislation which fails to “promote economic freedom” or which it […]
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Ray*mond Li*terally @madbarrister.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 14/10/2026
Tom & Gerrymander #FrustratedCartoons #HashTagGames
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Ray*mond Li*terally @madbarrister.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 14/10/2026
Linus at Halloween Charlie Brown at the kick off Marcie with Peppermint Patty #FrustratedCartoons #HashTagGames
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Daniel Supernault @dansup.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 14/10/2026
Sign in with Mastodon has been disabled on Pixelfed.social due to App Review, we would need to add support for Sign in with Apple if we want to support third party login services.
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SarcastiCanadian @plumbert.thecanadian.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026
@sleepy62. I'm sure they did. @globeandmail
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SarcastiCanadian @plumbert.thecanadian.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026
Page 3 of today's @globeandmail . The top story says that the Government of Canada (as well as the EU and Lithuania) have pulled sponsorship from an anti-disinformation conference because it includes sessions on the US interfering in internal politics in […] [Original post on thecanadian.social]
A page from the Globe and Mail on October 8, 2026. The page includes 3 stories. The top one is titled "Canada drops sponsorship of DisInfo2026".  The second is titled "Musk calls on Quebec, Alberta and Saskatchewan to separate from Canada."  The third is titled "At least 28 killed in massive Russian Strike against Ukraine."
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John Schrag @jvschrag.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026
This afternoon I rode my bike to Biidaasige Park to see the new sculpture by Kent Monkman, one of my favourite Canadian artists. “The Colony” is just a delight. It’s a group of giant beavers all engaged in different activities —playing music, dancing, bringing […] [Original post on hachyderm.io]
Photo of a bronze sculpture featuring a cutaway three-story beaver lodge,  full of beavers engaging in creative activities — reading, making food, praying, gossiping, making music and love.Close-up photo of a detail of a bronze sculpture.  Two giant beavers are looking excitedly through a telescope while a beaver Cupid soars above them, bow in handPhoto of a bronze statue of two giant beavers dancing ballet — one lifting the other in a spin.  In the background, plants and the skyline of a city is visible.
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Brent Toderian @brenttoderian.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The number of separatists in Alberta is very small, but every single one of them will vote in the separation referendum. It’s critical that everyone who doesn’t want separation votes as well, or else this could easily be Canada’s own Brexit moment. Don’t assume anything. Vote. 
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SarcastiCanadian @plumbert.thecanadian.social.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
@WilliamNB Good on you for saying thanks.
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SarcastiCanadian @plumbert.thecanadian.social.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
@WilliamNB most of my car/bike encounters are safe, even cautious. I would even say the vast majority. Of course, the asshats in trucks and SUVs who pass close and fast while either ignoring me completely or giving me the finger are the ones I remember...
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Degrowth or Extinction @ecosurrealism.jorts.horse.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
#thePoint #mastodon #degrowth #burnTheRich
there is this meme of a person rejecting on the upper box.
and down acknowledging.
on the top says:
"banning teenagers from using social media"
on the bottom one says
"banning billionaires from owning social media"
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Daniel Lakeland @dlakelan.mastodon.sdf.org.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026
Fediverse, the social media system for 40+ year old people who built the world wide web and regret it.
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SpookJ 👻 @snoopj.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026
Happy "Charles Darwin is poorly today" Day to those who celebrate 165 years ago today, Charles Darwin was having a rough one
Photo of Charles Darwin's hand-written journal entry from 1 Oct 1861 and digitized text of same

"But I am very poorly today and very stupid and hate everybody and everything."
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Cameron MacLeod @c-9.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026
"Workers can take tech back." This 9min talk from @phire is great. Insightful, hilarious, depressing, inspiring. Her words "my segment was about 9 minutes of Solidarity Forever-ing" sell it short - worth your time. www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDyAygsYXhE
Screenshot of linked youtube video showing Jenny Zhang speaking at a lectern in front of the logo of The Walrus.
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myrmepropagandist @futurebird.sauropods.win.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2026
I remember a story about a man who destroyed a library, not by burning it or tearing it down but instead by organizing it. He alphabetized everything. Every letter, every symbol, every sound and signal, were placed in perfect order. On the first shelves the books contained nothing but the […]
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2 Spoopy 4 You @jcrabapple.dmv.community.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2026
People like Elon Musk and Peter Thiel are not geniuses. They're just evil morons who have been able to take advantage of a system built by and for evil morons. We need to rebuild a society where these idiots cannot get money and power.
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SarcastiCanadian @plumbert.thecanadian.social.ap.brid.gy · 26/09/2026
@dm A couple of years ago, the minor soccer league where I live had to cancel games because too many of their refs had quit. The refs were mostly teenagers. They mostly quit because they were sick of being yelled at by the parents of kids on the teams. Adults. Yelling abuse at children. At a […]
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Matt Blaze @mattblaze.federate.social.ap.brid.gy · 26/09/2026
“Our software went rogue!” No. You programmed it wrong.
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SarcastiCanadian @plumbert.thecanadian.social.ap.brid.gy · 26/09/2026
@sundogplanets Mansplaining as a Service...
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SarcastiCanadian @plumbert.thecanadian.social.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026
@futurebird I read all of the Game of Thrones books (so far), even though by the 4th one it was clear that George R. R. Martin was needlessly stretching the series out. When he split the story/world in two and told half of it in one book and half in the next I was tempted to chuck the whole […]
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Ray*mond Li*terally @madbarrister.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026
Movin' Out #PreparingToLeaveASong #HashTagGames
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Ray*mond Li*terally @madbarrister.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026
Too Late for Goodbyes - Julian Lennon www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQs1Ynq0rlk #PreparingToLeaveASong #HashTagGames
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Ray*mond Li*terally @madbarrister.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026
Miss Otis Regrets #PreparingToLeaveASong #HashTagGames
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SarcastiCanadian @plumbert.thecanadian.social.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026
Leaving on a Jet Plane #PreparingToLeaveASong #hashtaggames #readymade
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SarcastiCanadian @plumbert.thecanadian.social.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026
Fifty Ways to Leave Your Lover #PreparingToLeaveASong #hashtaggames #readymade
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SarcastiCanadian @plumbert.thecanadian.social.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026
These Boots Are Made For Walking #PreparingToLeaveASong #hashtaggames #readymade
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