Playmonk3y @playmonk3y.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Same, but my charming personality is in no way related to the fact that I am trying to quit smoking...honest 😠 000
Playmonk3y @playmonk3y.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Saw these bad boys recently. I assume they are bad boys anyway 000
Playmonk3y @playmonk3y.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Cambridge Utd 1-0 Blackpool Blackpool down to 10 men after 5 minutes, the U's huffed and puffed against the lowest of blocks and eventually got a goal late on via a deflection. All count though and another 3 points for the U's. #CUFC 💛🖤 030
Playmonk3y @playmonk3y.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Mouth too small for his face? It looks like his entire face is too small for his head 😂 000
Playmonk3y @playmonk3y.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Bosh your pills in the queue and hope you don't come up before you get in 🤪 Loved Bagleys 😍 020
Playmonk3y @playmonk3y.bsky.social · 06/10/2026static.klipy.comBill and Ted's Excellent Adventure: No Way!ALT: Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure: No Way! 010
Playmonk3y @playmonk3y.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Recruitment (in the UK) has changed. There are so many qualified and unemployed people, recruitment is now about selling the position and business. Used to be "tell me why you would suit this role" to "Let me tell you why this company would be the best place for you" 000
Playmonk3y @playmonk3y.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Started when my kids were little, said every time I get chance since. "Look! That Squirell has his nuts in his mouth" 010
Playmonk3y @playmonk3y.bsky.social · 25/09/2026"Oh no, the kettle boiled 5 seconds ago, better reboil it so the water is hot enough for my cup of tea" #EnglishProblems 000
Playmonk3y @playmonk3y.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I can imagine the train of thought...Turkey....mmm...Hungry 🤤 On the plus side , your spelling and grammar were fine, so not all bad 🤣 021
Playmonk3y @playmonk3y.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I was at that, couldnt believe they didnt play Hysteria, was fuming 😤 😆 011
Playmonk3y @playmonk3y.bsky.social · 24/09/2026💯 agree and this isn't a hipster 'loved their early stuff' post. I lost them when Resistance came out, guess they changed musically and I didn't. Bunch of conspiracy theorist, martian lizard controlling our mind nut jobs 😆 000
Playmonk3y @playmonk3y.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Completely misread that as Smoked Ham Elbow, which got me wondering about pigs with arms 🐷 010
Playmonk3y @playmonk3y.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Why....what....how....utterly baffled by the @cambridgeunited.bsky.social shirt there 🤣 100
Reposted by Playmonk3yMic Wright @brokenbottleboy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026NEW | I’m not surprised, but I am livid. BBC NEWS, ‘DANNY TOMMO’ AND THE DINGHY ATTACK THAT DISAPPEARED While the rest of the media – even the very worst parts – report on Daniel Thomas’ actions, BBC News fails to give its audience the facts. brokenbottleboy.substack.com/p/bbc-news-d...brokenbottleboy.substack.comBBC News, ‘Danny Tommo’ and the dinghy attack that disappearedWhile the rest of the media – even the very worst parts – report on Daniel Thomas’ actions, BBC News fails to give its audience the facts. 72972426
Playmonk3y @playmonk3y.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Since when did Snickers become a two bite chocolate bar? Thought I'd picked up one of the mini snickers bars by accident 😠 #Shrinkflation 000
Playmonk3y @playmonk3y.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I didnt go to London and get made mayor or anything, just reminded me of being a kid 😬 020
Playmonk3y @playmonk3y.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Back in shorts? Sincerely hope you werent walking in just your under crackers 😯 000
Playmonk3y @playmonk3y.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Once got confused by my football shin pads as they both had an L on them. Mentioned it to my team mates and they kindly pointed out it was the size not which leg to wear them on 🫣 1140
Reposted by Playmonk3ySLO@CambridgeUTD @slocamutd.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Cambridge is a wonderful city and there is always lots to do locally. If you are coming just for the match or for a break, there’s a lot to do locally. It’s the perfect place for culture, adventure and family See more via the link below www.slocamutd.org/things-to-do... #camutd 001
Playmonk3y @playmonk3y.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Hey neighbour, you could have come round and told me instead of posting an Anon Opinion 🤪 000
Playmonk3y @playmonk3y.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Whenever I watchh these clips I always think it looks quite dark in the stadium / ground. Is it a trick of the light, or do they have different types of floodlights to those used in UK grounds? 100
Playmonk3y @playmonk3y.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Wish this was played on the radio instead of She Sells Sanctuary which has now been played to death 010
Playmonk3y @playmonk3y.bsky.social · 20/09/2026"Look kids, that squirrel has his nuts in his mouth" Been saying that to my kids for about...oooh...20 years now 🤣 001
Playmonk3y @playmonk3y.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Feels like we've built a good, resilient, squad who back themselves to win games from any position. Early days of course, but a promising start 💛🖤 011
Playmonk3y @playmonk3y.bsky.social · 19/09/2026No clean sheet again but encouraging that its another game where we have been able to come from behind and get something out of it. 110
Playmonk3y @playmonk3y.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Nuclear armageddon has commenced, the correct response is? A: attempt to see loved ones for the last time B: go into an uncontrollable panic C: say "oh dear" and pop the kettle on for a cup of tea, it will all sort itself out 010
Playmonk3y @playmonk3y.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Findus Crispy Pancakes, Birds Eye Potato Waffles (waffley versatile I'll have you know) and Tinned spaghetti was the teatime GOAT in my childhood 😋 050
Playmonk3y @playmonk3y.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Cambridge Utd away at Oxford Utd tomorrow in what, despite the media will have you believe, is not a derby game. I get that both have competing Universities but they have their own derbies called Varsity matches which,in Cambridge, 99% of non University associated people couldnt give two 💩 about 🤷♂️ 000
Playmonk3y @playmonk3y.bsky.social · 18/09/2026They put the transmitter up in a field near our school. The field then got used as a football pitch and has forever been known as The Channel 4 pitch. 000
Playmonk3y @playmonk3y.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Went to school with Kevin, played football with him for the school and Falmouth Town. Absolutely shocking to hear he has passed away. 110
Playmonk3y @playmonk3y.bsky.social · 17/09/2026"Joe Burrown Injured" must be the three least surprising words you'll hear in an NFL Season. 000
Playmonk3y @playmonk3y.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Cheers, thats my background soundtrack for today sorted 👍 Difficult to top Laser Guided Melodies though. Listened to that album a gazzillon times and each time, I get fixated on a new sound or hook I hadn't noticed before. Currently listening to Treasure by the Cocteau Twins. 000
Playmonk3y @playmonk3y.bsky.social · 16/09/2026He's standing on a box as the camera tripod wouldnt drop below 4 foot. 040
Playmonk3y @playmonk3y.bsky.social · 16/09/2026And lets not forget Roots Manuva's iconic hip hop track extolling the physical well being of people in a northern town 'Widnes the Fitness' 030
Playmonk3y @playmonk3y.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Bit different to our last start to a L1 campaign. Such a shame to see Posh 4th bottom 🤭 010
Playmonk3y @playmonk3y.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Do kids still have nicknames for each other? My sons mates are all known by their names, when I grew up in the 70's my mates on the estate were Trumpet, Bullet, Jinxy, Vanner, Ding Dong, Clanger, Marrow,, Rhino, Crap, Gonzo and Merry Legs 😆 000
Reposted by Playmonk3yCharles Fourier @charlesfourier.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Bill Bryson’s words seem appropriate to post right now 5145171509
