Playmonk3y @playmonk3y.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Cambridge Utd 1-0 Blackpool Blackpool down to 10 men after 5 minutes, the U's huffed and puffed against the lowest of blocks and eventually got a goal late on via a deflection. All count though and another 3 points for the U's. #CUFC 💛🖤 030
Playmonk3y @playmonk3y.bsky.social · 25/09/2026"Oh no, the kettle boiled 5 seconds ago, better reboil it so the water is hot enough for my cup of tea" #EnglishProblems 000
Reposted by Playmonk3yMic Wright @brokenbottleboy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026NEW | I’m not surprised, but I am livid. BBC NEWS, ‘DANNY TOMMO’ AND THE DINGHY ATTACK THAT DISAPPEARED While the rest of the media – even the very worst parts – report on Daniel Thomas’ actions, BBC News fails to give its audience the facts. brokenbottleboy.substack.com/p/bbc-news-d...brokenbottleboy.substack.comBBC News, ‘Danny Tommo’ and the dinghy attack that disappearedWhile the rest of the media – even the very worst parts – report on Daniel Thomas’ actions, BBC News fails to give its audience the facts. 72972426
Playmonk3y @playmonk3y.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Since when did Snickers become a two bite chocolate bar? Thought I'd picked up one of the mini snickers bars by accident 😠 #Shrinkflation 000
Reposted by Playmonk3ySLO@CambridgeUTD @slocamutd.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Cambridge is a wonderful city and there is always lots to do locally. If you are coming just for the match or for a break, there’s a lot to do locally. It’s the perfect place for culture, adventure and family See more via the link below www.slocamutd.org/things-to-do... #camutd 001
Playmonk3y @playmonk3y.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Cambridge Utd away at Oxford Utd tomorrow in what, despite the media will have you believe, is not a derby game. I get that both have competing Universities but they have their own derbies called Varsity matches which,in Cambridge, 99% of non University associated people couldnt give two 💩 about 🤷♂️ 000
Playmonk3y @playmonk3y.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Do kids still have nicknames for each other? My sons mates are all known by their names, when I grew up in the 70's my mates on the estate were Trumpet, Bullet, Jinxy, Vanner, Ding Dong, Clanger, Marrow,, Rhino, Crap, Gonzo and Merry Legs 😆 000
Reposted by Playmonk3yCharles Fourier @charlesfourier.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Bill Bryson’s words seem appropriate to post right now 5145171509
Playmonk3y @playmonk3y.bsky.social · 08/09/2026F*** the BBC!! Question from the presenter to a Labour Politician following the news that Police were attacked in Portsmouth. "Are you concerned you are focusing on the protectors and not the issue of small boats which affects millions of people in the UK" 🤬 222
Playmonk3y @playmonk3y.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Season starts today and its the 1st time in 13 years I haven't had youth football commitments on a Saturday morning. No rest though as this afternoon I have my 1st game as coach of an adult team which I'm really looking forward to. 000
Reposted by Playmonk3ySLO@CambridgeUTD @slocamutd.bsky.social · 03/09/2026The Cambridge United Foundation organise many events from After school Events to Afternoon Tea. Senior Lunches to Fishing Buddies and many more Follow the link below to see what is available and registrar your interest tinyurl.com/4ncvxsrv The Foundation website is www.cufcfoundation.com 011
Playmonk3y @playmonk3y.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Good win for the U's last night away to Bradford. New players settled in well with Moxon standing out on midfield. A very young back line coped well with the Bradford pressure and we scored 2 great goals up the other end. Good start to life back in League 1. #CamUTD #EFL 010
Playmonk3y @playmonk3y.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Just bought a pot of tea in a cafe and for some reason, instead of pouring it in the cup and adding milk, I added milk to the teapot 🫣 I'm a monster and fully expect my British passport to be removed and would have no complaints 😏 #TrueCrimes 010
Reposted by Playmonk3ySLO@CambridgeUTD @slocamutd.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Cambridge United return to the Cledara Abbey Stadium for the second time this week, looking to extend their unbeaten start in Sky Bet League One... Read the matchday information for the Huddersfield via www.cambridgeunited.com/news/us-matc... #CamUTD @cambridgeunited.bsky.socialcambridgeunited.comU's Matchday: Huddersfield (H) | Cambridge United F.C. 011
Playmonk3y @playmonk3y.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Bangura-Williams looked good during the week playing against the U's. Energetic and direct which will no doubt help our current 'mature' midfield 💛🖤 #CamUTD 000
Reposted by Playmonk3ySLO@CambridgeUTD @slocamutd.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Situated at the front of the stadium on Newmarket Road, the Junior U’s Kids’ Zone kicks off at 1pm with plenty of pre-game entertainment. Bring the youngsters down for activities, games, and guest appearances from first-team players! #camutd @cambridgeunited.bsky.social 012
Playmonk3y @playmonk3y.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Just heard that Jobe has been sold for an undisclosed fee. Not surprised, he's a class CB, but as he's on a long term contract we should get a decent fee for him. #CamUTD 💛🖤 000
Playmonk3y @playmonk3y.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Cambridge United 0:1 Milwall (Carabao Cup). Good performance from the U's. Conceded a scrappy goal early on but matched their higher league opposition throughout and were unlucky not to get an equaliser. Good to see Mcdougald and Herd, two youth players, make a positive impact when they came on. 110
Playmonk3y @playmonk3y.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Good win for the U's yesterday at a packed Abbey Stadium. Given the no. of late goals we conceded last season, and resulting dropped points, it's slightly worrying that we almost gave up a 3 goal lead 💛🖤 #CUFC #L1 #EFL 000
Playmonk3y @playmonk3y.bsky.social · 15/08/2026League 1 kicks off today, how we feeling about our teams chances? Looking for a decent performance up the Abbey as Cambridge take on Wigan. Not too fussed about the result this early in the season as long as we don't do a Garry Monk 9 games without a win to start the campaign. 000
Playmonk3y @playmonk3y.bsky.social · 14/08/2026U's season kicks off at home tomorrow agajnst Wigan. Tough opening fixture, be interesting to see how are looking 💛🖤 000
Playmonk3y @playmonk3y.bsky.social · 12/08/2026CUFC had the best defensive record in L2 last season and kept the most clean sheets. So we've signed a new keeper!static.klipy.comSide-eye Chloe MemeALT: Side-eye Chloe Meme 110
Playmonk3y @playmonk3y.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Got an email saying the Carabao Cup game v Milwall is a 3pm Kick Off....on a Tuesday!?static.klipy.comMan's Hilarious Confused LookALT: Man's Hilarious Confused Look 000
Playmonk3y @playmonk3y.bsky.social · 11/08/2026After coaching youth football for 12 years I finally called it a day at the end of the season. Like an eejit, as my U18's have moved up to adult football, I've agreed to join the club as Reserve Team coach. Running training sessions for 29 adults is VERY different to running them for 12 kids 😆 220
Playmonk3y @playmonk3y.bsky.social · 10/08/2026U's have Milwall at home in the next round of the Carabao Cup. Fingers crossed Neil Harris a) remembers he's not at Milwall anymore and b) he doesn't ditch us for Milwall again 🙄 000
Playmonk3y @playmonk3y.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Think the U's are in for a long and uncomfortable season in League 1. On Saturday we had 2 keepers on the bench as we are short of numbers. Already have an injury list as long as your arm 😏 000
Playmonk3y @playmonk3y.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Football season starts today, U's at home to Barnet in the 1st round of the Carabao Cup. Expecting a scrappy,early season affair that'll be low on quality and high on mistakes 💛🖤 #CUFC #EFL 000
Playmonk3y @playmonk3y.bsky.social · 21/07/2026www.fotmob.com/topnews/2898... Interesting read. England weren't that bad, the managers decisions were probably right but we'd never have beaten Spain anyway 😆fotmob.comPost-World Cup debrief on England’s Three LionsOnce again, at the 12th attempt since 1966, it wasn’t to be for England at the World Cup. For the second time in three World Cups, the Three Lions crashed out in the semi-finals. But would they have w... 000
Playmonk3y @playmonk3y.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Didn't notice this last night. Surprised he didn't get chinned tbh. Maybe don't let subs on the pitch to celebrate goals in future if this is how some behave. 020
Playmonk3y @playmonk3y.bsky.social · 25/06/2026So, supporters of League One teams, how are you rating this seasons kit? Have to say that after recent years, the U's is... underwhelming 🫤 #LeagueOne #CUFC 💛🖤 100
Playmonk3y @playmonk3y.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Lovely walk along the North Norfolk Coast yesterday evening. Spotted this aged boat in amongst the salt marshes. 000
Playmonk3y @playmonk3y.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Love how the Aussie, Scotland and England fans have been in the US for just a week and they've already drunk the place dry 😆 #WC2026 000
Playmonk3y @playmonk3y.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Go on South Africa, have another shot from 35 yards out, this one might go in. #CZERSA 000
Playmonk3y @playmonk3y.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Im sure the World Cup coverage is good on all the usual news and media outlets, but if I want to know whats really going, the mivers and shakers, finger on the pulse stuff... 0253
Playmonk3y @playmonk3y.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Glad the pet death algorithm seems to have disappeared from my timeline. Now if I could only find out whether people read lots of books 🤔 010
Playmonk3y @playmonk3y.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Farage is nothing more than a vile, grifting, self serving, sack of excrement 🤬 023
Playmonk3y @playmonk3y.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Right then, time to try and shed some weight so it's back to the gym 🥵 000
Playmonk3y @playmonk3y.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Feels like the League season ended months ago. Is it too early to bust out the standard 'waiting for new signings' gif? #CUFC 💛🖤static.klipy.comMr Bean: Rowan Atkinson WaitingALT: Mr Bean: Rowan Atkinson Waiting 000
